SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Friday, 13 November 2009 39 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 5.50 Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day 35MM. News from the world of film. Batman Returns. The masked hero battles monstrous criminal the Penguin and female vigilante Catwoman. Adventure sequel, starring Michael Keaton, Michelle Pfeiffer and Christopher Walken. 10.10 How To Lose Friends And Alienate People. A self-promoting writer at a fashion magazine struggles to adapt to the world of celebrity. Comedy, starring Simon Pegg. 6.15 Bowfinger. With Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy and Heather Graham. Tropic Thunder. The cast of a Vietnam War movie is unknowingly caught up in a real-life conflict. Directed by and starring Ben Stiller, with Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr and Nick Nolte. Pineapple Express. A pot-smoking slacker and his dealer get implicated in a gangland murder. With Seth Rogen, James Franco, Danny R McBride and Gary Cole. 11.55 Semi-Pro 6.50 Die Hard 2. A tough cop single-handedly takes on a terrorist gang in control of an airport. With Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia, William Sadler, Franco Nero and William Atherton. Babylon AD. A mercenary is hired to protect a girl, unaware she is the key to mankinds salvation. With Vin Diesel, Michelle Yeoh and Melanie Thierry. 10.35 Marked For Death. A former narcotics agent searches for a drug kingpin who has tried to kill his family. With Steven Seagal. 5.25 The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Ben Barnes. The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor. A family of explorers battles an evil Chinese Emperor who has been resurrected. Action adventure sequel, with Brendan Fraser, Jet Li and Maria Bello. The Librarian: Return To King Solomons Mines. An academic explorer sets out to find a powerful key before a killer can use it for evil. Adventure sequel, with Noah Wyle. 11.45 Snow Day 5.45 The Mexican. With Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, James Gandolfini and Gene Hackman. Deception. A bored accountant is inducted into a secret underground sex club -- but ends up accused of murder. With Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor and Michelle Williams. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street. A Victorian barber slaughters his clientele. Tim Burtons version of Stephen Sondheims musical, starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter. Hellboy II: The Golden Army. The demon hero battles a renegade elf prince, who plans to reawaken an unstoppable robot army. With Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones and Jeffrey Tambor. Jumper. A young man who discovers he can teleport is hunted down by a secret society. With Hayden Christensen and Samuel L Jackson. Friday The 13th. A series of grisly murders causes pandemonium among students at a lakeside summer camp. With Betsy Palmer. 6.30 The Love Guru. Comedy, starring Mike Myers, Jessica Alba and Justin Timberlake. Ghost. A murdered executive remains on Earth in spirit form and tries to find a way to help his girlfriend bring his killer to justice. Romantic fantasy, starring Demi Moore, Patrick Swayze and Whoopi Goldberg. 10.10 Road House. A kung fu expert angers a crime boss while struggling to keep the peace in a small-town bar. Action thriller, starring Patrick Swayze and Ben Gazzara. Georgia Rule. A rebellious teenager spending the summer at her grandmothers unearths a long-buried family secret. Comedy drama, with Jane Fonda, Lindsay Lohan and Felicity Huffman. Iron Man. An arms manufacturer invents a hi-tech suit of armour and uses it to fight evil. Superhero adventure, starring Robert Downey Jr, Jeff Bridges, Gwyneth Paltrow and Terrence Howard. 11.10 The Cottage. Comic horror, with Andy Serkis and Reece Shearsmith. 6.55 When Time Ran Out. The inhabitants of a South Sea island flee the devastating effects of a volcanic eruption. Disaster adventure, with Paul Newman, Jacqueline Bisset and William Holden. Spawn. A murdered hitman makes a deal with the Devil to return to life and seek revenge. Adventure, starring Michael Jai White, Martin Sheen, John Leguizamo and Theresa Randle. Soylent Green. Sci-fi thriller, starring Charlton Heston and Edward G Robinson. My House In Umbria. An English novelist invites several victims of a terrorist attack to recuperate at her lavish Italian villa. Drama, with Maggie Smith, Chris Cooper and Giancarlo Giannini. Zoolander. As a dim male models career goes down the tubes, he fails to realise he is a pawn in a dangerous game. Comedy, starring Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson. 10.40 Death Note. A student gains the power to kill people by just writing their names. Thriller, starring Tatsuya Fujiwara. 6.10 The Apostle. A preacher faces the consequences of attacking the man he blames for the failure of his marriage. Drama, with Robert Duvall. Once. Two unexpected kindred spirits meet in Dublin and find musical inspiration in each other. Drama, with Glen Hansard and Markta Irglov. All The Real Girls. A naive small-town girl is stunned but flattered when a local womaniser sets her in his sights. Drama, starring Paul Schneider. 11.55 American Beauty movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm michelle collins, 7pm, BBc3 david suchet, 7.55pm, itV3 angela Griffin, 8pm, sky1 scott mills, 8pm, Virgin 1 hermione norris, 9pm, BBc3 kevin mccloud, 9pm, more4 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn 3.30 Live International Pro20 Cricket. South Africa v England. Action from Johannesburg. 7.55 Live International Football. Northern Ireland Under-21s v Germany Under-21s (kick-off 8pm). All the action from this evenings European Championship Group Five qualifier at the Oval in Belfast. 10.15 Live Friday Fight Night. Lovemore Ndou v Matthew Hatton. Coverage of this evenings bout comes from the Fenton Manor Sports Complex in Stoke. 6.30 Live Masters Tennis. The Paris Masters. The two remaining singles quarter-finals on day six at the Palais Omnisports De Paris-Bercy. Jo-Wilfried Tsonga won a marathon match with Andy Roddick at this stage last year, coming from a set behind to claim victory in a deciding-set tie-break. James Blake was the other quarter-final victor. Football League Weekend. A look ahead to the weekends fixtures in the Championship. NFL: Total Access. The world of the NFL. 6.30 Football League Weekend Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world, with a special focus on the European and US Tours. Plus, updates on the days scoring and interviews with players making the headlines. WWE: Late Night -- Smackdown. Over-the-top grappling action from an event in the UK. NFL. San Francisco 49ers v Chicago Bears. Highlights of the clash between the NFC West and NFC North teams at Candlestick Park. International Pro20 Cricket. South Africa v England. Highlights from the New Wanderers Stadium in Johannesburg, as Andrew Strausss men officially began their tour. Elite League Ice Hockey. Action from a top-flight match. Sheffield Steelers won last seasons title. Strongest Man. Action from the IFSA Strongman Champions League event held in Spain. Live Boxing. Shalva Jomardashvili v Aslanbek Kodzoev. Action from the middleweight contest in Deauville, France. Poker. Action from the Partouche Tour, the largest poker tournament to take place in Europe. Eurogoals Weekend 11.10 Freeride Spirit Show 11.25 Ten Pin Bowling. The PBA Tour. 6.15 Major League Soccer 7.15 French Rugby. The Top 14. 7.45 Live International Rugby Union. France v South Africa (kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from the autumn international at the Toulouse Stadium, as Les Bleus host the world champions. 9.45 ESPN Kicks UFC Unleashed. Archival footage from the world championship for mixed martial arts. Martial Arts. A round-up from across the world. UFC 105 Countdown Show entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Homer recalls Maggies birth. The Simpsons. Homer starts a business. Angela And Friends. Angela Griffin and her celebrity friends discuss the latest news stories. Mission: Impossible 2. Secret agent Ethan Hunt battles a criminal mastermind intent on stealing a deadly man- made virus. Action thriller sequel, starring Tom Cruise, Dougray Scott, Thandie Newton and Anthony Hopkins. 11.20 Wayne Rooneys Street Striker. Unsigned footballers. Star Trek: Voyager. Captain Janeway attempts a jailbreak. Sci-fi adventure, with Kate Mulgrew. The Hoff: When Scott Came To Stay. Scott Mills concludes his stay with David Hasselhoff. TNA IMPACT! Wrestling show featuring the innovative six-sided ring, high-risk matches, and interviews with the stars. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Doctor Who. Michelle Collins and Elize du Toit guest star. 7.45 The Real Hustle On Holiday Merlin. Uther invites a witch hunter to Camelot. 8.45 Merlin Secrets And Magic Spooks. Eight of the worlds richest men are taken hostage. Drama, starring Hermione Norris. EastEnders. Owen gets a visit from the police. Dont Tell The Bride. A music lover is given 12,000 to plan his concert-like wedding. Family Guy. Animation. 11.50 Family Guy World News Today Transatlantic Sessions. From Perthshire. Cambridge Folk Festival 2009 8.30 Sacred Music: The Story Of Allegris Miserere Blitz: The Bombing Of Coventry. The repercussions of the Second World War raid. Classic Albums. Documentary exploring the success of Duran Durans album Rio. 10.55 Wild Boys: The Story Of Duran Duran. Documentary on the pop stars. 11.45 We Need Answers 6.25 The X Factor. The eight remaining acts perform songs from movies. The X Factor. Leona Lewis and Black Eyed Peas perform, before another act is sent home. The Sixth Sense. A child psychologist takes on the case of a boy terrified by ghostly apparitions and tries to help him discover what the spirits want from him. Supernatural thriller, starring Bruce Willis. 11.10 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter. Peter meets LaToya Jackson. Last in the series. 6.50 The Darling Buds Of May. Part one of two. Charley is jealous of a visiting Dane. 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot. An unpopular art dealer is killed. Mystery, starring David Suchet. Agatha Christies Poirot. Hercule Poirot settles back for what should be an idyllic Egyptian cruise on board an old steamer, but the murder of a wealthy American heiress sends his little grey cells into overdrive. 11.20 Shakespeare In Love. Period romantic comedy. The Sweeney. A road accident victim proves to be crooked. Drama, starring John Thaw. Minder. Arthur sees an opportunity to cash in when a footballer goes missing. Sanctuary. Magnus awakens to find the city devastated and the Sanctuary in ruins. Angel Heart. A private eye is hired to find a missing singer, but stumbles on a series of grisly murders. Thriller, starring Mickey Rourke, Robert De Niro, Lisa Bonet and Charlotte Rampling. Hollyoaks. Amy returns to Hollyoaks. How I Met Your Mother. Jason Segel stars. Friends. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox. Friends. Joeys snoring exasperates Chandler. Supernanny. Jo Frost visits Portishead, Somerset, to tackle unruly twins. Wife Swap. A pastors austere spouse exchanges places with a fun-loving born-again Christian. 11.10 Sliding Doors. Comedy drama, starring Gwyneth Paltrow. Grand Designs. A woman builds a seashell- shaped home at the bottom of the garden. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Grand Designs. Kevin McCloud meets Francis and Karen Shaw, who are hoping to save a crumbling, 15th-century castle in the Yorkshire Dales. 10.35 Engineering Ancient Egypt. Historian Bettany Hughes examines the legacy of two pharaohs of Egypt. Ghost Whisperer. A classmate of Neds begins haunting a former best friend. Nothing To Declare. Documentary. Nothing To Declare. Customs officers. Medium. Part one of three. Allison starts working for a private corporation. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The team searches for a child who witnessed a murder. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A newspaper boy finds the severed head of a journalist. 6.00 Only Fools And Horses 7.10 Last Of The Summer Wine 7.50 The Good Life. Seasonal special from 1977. 8.25 dinnerladies. Bren is left to run the night shift. The Royle Family. Nana calls round for the afternoon. 9.40 The Royle Family. Barbara wants to stencil the kitchen. 10.20 Harry And Paul. Comedy sketch show. Harry Enfield And Chums 11.40 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps The Bill. Boydens wayward daughter Amy returns, bringing trouble in her wake. Murdoch Mysteries. William and Julia argue about abortion following a womans death. Taggart. The investigation into a high-ranking CID luminarys murder uncovers a hidden world of police corruption, putting the professional integrity of Jardines team under pressure. 11.10 Silent Witness. Sam investigates the death of an Aids patient. The King Of Queens. Holly is evicted. The King Of Queens. Kevin James stars. Scrubs. JD falls for a new physiotherapist. Scrubs. A look back over previous seasons. South Park. Butters pays Sally $5 for a kiss. South Park. Adult animation. South Park. With the voice of Trey Parker. 30 Rock. Liz starts doing charity work. Louis CK: Chewed Up. Stand-up performance by the comedian. NCIS. A naval commanders body is washed ashore along with the corpses of two drug traffickers. NCIS. A sailors body is discovered. Drama, starring Mark Harmon and Michael Weatherly. NCIS. Gibbs investigates when two murdered soldiers are found on one of his boats. Life On Mars USA. Sam is caught up in a hostage situation at a psychiatric hospital. American Dad! Stan meets his hero. No Signal. Satirical sketch show. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Buffy is hospitalised by a nasty case of flu. Sarah Michelle Gellar stars. Smallville. Clark investigates the effects of a flower which seems to lower peoples inhibitions. The Butterfly Effect 2. A man gains the ability to travel in time, and tries to avert a past tragedy. Fantasy thriller sequel, with Eric Lively, Erica Durance, Dustin Milligan and Gina Holden. War Wolves. Sci-fi horror, starring Michael Worth, John Saxon and Tim Thomerson. Mythbusters. Examining the effect of a single bullet on a pressurised aircraft. How Do They Do It? Invisible gold. How Its Made. Wooden golf clubs. World War Two In HD Colour. Allied forces converge on Germany. Good Morning Mr Hitler. Recently discovered archive footage of the Nazi leader. Dirty Jobs. Mike Rowe works with fainting goats and breeding exotic insects. World War II: The Apocalypse. Previously unseen footage of the Second World War. Living On The Moon. A look at the effect of the moon drifting away from Earths orbit. 2012: The Final Prophecy Devils Bible. Scientists and scholars uncover the secrets of the Codex Gigas. Seconds From Disaster. Investigating the 1986 Challenger space shuttle disaster. Alexanders Greatest Battle. The location of Alexander the Greats victory over the Persians. Cities Of The Underworld. Don Wildman explores secret tunnels from the Vietnam War. The Lost Evidence. The battle for Tarawa, a tiny island that was vital in the war against Japan. The World At War. Chronicling the events which brought about the fall of the Third Reich. 11.05 The Last Days Of World War Two. US and British troops take control of Berlin. Heir Hunters. The case of Barrie Keith Townsend, who left behind 330,000 with no will. Secrets Of World War Two. A look at how the RAF destroyed Hitlers dream. Fred Dibnahs Made In Britain Fred Dibnahs Made In Britain Hadrian. Dan Snow assesses the life of one of the greatest Roman emperors. Heir Hunters. The case of Barrie Keith Townsend, who left behind 330,000 with no will. The Duchess. A large group spends the night. Furry Tales. People who pamper their pets. The Role That Changed My Life The Role That Changed My Life Jack The Ripper. The story of the Victorian serial killer who terrified London. The Real Texas Chainsaw Massacre. How a man was convicted of a double murder in 1974. Ed Gein: The Real Psycho. The story of the necrophiliac who murdered at least two women. Dog Borstal. A misbehaving lurcher and a chocolate Labrador with a violent temper. Million Dollar Pigeon. Investigating the profitable world of international pigeon racing. Sky Cops. The India 99 officers work with sniffer dogs on the ground to track down criminals. Coast. Geographer Nicholas Crane travels from Exmouth to Bristol via Lands End. Great Britons. Political editor Andrew Marr puts forward the case for Charles Darwin. Life In The Undergrowth. David Attenborough explores insect societies. The Life Of Mammals. David Attenborough looks at the hunting tactics of the worlds carnivores. The Blue Planet. Marine life at the poles, where temperatures fall to a numbing minus 40C. Oceans. The team explores the Atlantic Ocean, basing themselves in the Bahamas. Tropic Of Capricorn. 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