London Lite Friday, 13 November 2009 33 IN&OUTTONIGHT IN&OUTTONIGHT PREVIEWS Surviving in the Twilight zoneROBERT PATTINSON Twilight Saga: New Moon (12A) is out next Friday. 16PAGE ENTERTAINMENT SECTION CompiledbyLaurenPaxman COMEDYTHEATRECLUBSMUSIC CompiledbyLaurenPaxman Coming SoonTomorrowToday Londons biggest and best newspaper guide to staying in...or going out Coming SoonTomorrowToday Coming SoonTomorrowToday Coming SoonTomorrowToday THE camera loves Robert Pattinson but the 23-year-old hottie, who plays ice-cold veggie vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight movies, is looking exhausted as he slopes into the room to talk up the second instalment. Not that youll hear RPattz complain- ing about the hard slog that comes with a reported $10m pay packet. Sure, he may hide in hotel rooms from rabid fans who would sell their souls to get up close and personal with the lanky Londoner, but as he puts it: If youre working the whole time, going from movie to movie, you dont have time to get rattled. Fans of Stephenie Meyers novels were initially up in arms about the scruffy Robster being cast as undead dreamboat Edward, but with two flicks in the can and two more to go hes won them over. Surely, though, he knew signing on for the franchise would be a life-changer? He shrugs. Everyone says You must have known it was going to be a huge success but in the UK at least it was hard to find someone who had heard of Twilight. It was difficult to find the book in London and even when I signed the deal I still had no idea that there were going to be sequels. That deal has made him a rich man, if a knackered one. But again hes not moaning. I never did much in the first place, he reckons when asked if hes missing having spare time. But if what little spare time he has is spent with co-star Kristen Stewart, hes not say- ing. Kissing her on screen is appar- ently amazing but thats your lot when it comes to a relationship neither party will confirm or deny. Hes bemused anyone would fancy his pre-pubescent girls body, which he covers with layers of clothing -- partly as a defence mechanism against female fans who try to maul him at conventions and in the street. Looking sheepish, this most reluctant of superstars grins and adds: Plus it means they cant see me hyperventilating. SIMONBUTTON Reluctant superstar: Pattinson has to hide in his hotel room NEw BEAuTIful SOuTh THE BEAUTIFUL SOUTHS latest incarnation, right, play the tunes that helped them sell more than 15 million albums. O2 Academy Islington, N1 Centre, 16 Parkfield St N1 (0870 771 2000, o2academyislington., 7pm, 20. Tube: Angel BEyONcE MRS JAY-Z, right, performs superhits like Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It), Crazy In Love and If I Were A Boy as her feisty alter ego Sasha Fierce. And Monday, The 02, Millennium Way SE10 (0871 984 0002,, 6.30pm, returns only. Tube: North Greenwich lA ROux ELLY JACKSON, right, sings and struts to ridiculously catchy synthpop tunes she penned with La Rouxs elusive other half, Ben Langmaid, who never performs live. 25-26 Nov, O2 Shepherds Bush Empire, Shepherds Bush Green W12 (0870 060 0100, o2shepherdsbush, 7pm, returns only. Tube: Shepherds Bush JuST ThE TONIc ROB ROUSE, left, Pete Firman, Brett Goldstein and Phil Kay provide just the tonic to a grey November. Leicester Square Theatre, 5 Leicester Place WC2 (0844 847 2475, leicestersquare, 9.30pm, 12.50. Tube: Leicester Sq ThE BOAT ShOw MICHAEL LEGGE, Mike Wilmot, Frisky and Mannish, The Boy With Tape On His Face, left, and Rob Broderick (MC) rock the boat with laughter. Tattershall Castle, Victoria Embankment SW1 (07932 658 895, ckproductions., 7pm, 12.50, 10 concs. Tube: Embankment AN EvENINg Of cOmEdy wITh STEPhEN mERchANT TOM WRIGGLESWORTH hosts this night with sets from Greg McHugh, Mike Wozniak, William Andrews and Brian Gittins before a headline turn from Merchant, left. 9 Dec, Oxford St W1 (020 7636 0933, the100club., 7.30pm, 15. Tube: Tottenham Court Rd ENdgAmE SIMON McBURNEY and Mark Rylance, right, star in Complicites production of Becketts absurdist drama. Until 5 Dec, Duchess Theatre, Catherine St WC2 (0844 482 5125), Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 3pm, 20- 46. Tube: Covent Gdn ThE ShAwShANk REdEmPTION KEVIN ANDERSON and Reg E Cathey, right, are Red and Andy in this fantastic stage adaptation of the cult film. Until 29 Nov, Wyndhams Theatre, Charing Cross Rd WC2 (0870 950 0920), Tue-Thu & Sat 7.30pm, Fri 8.30pm, mats Fri 5.30pm, Sat 3pm & Sun 4pm, 10-49.50. Tube: Leicester Sq dIScONNEcT DRAMA, right, set in an Indian call centre where graduates are abused by Americans on the other end of the phone. 17 Feb-20 Mar, Royal Court Theatre, Sloane Sq SW1 (020 7565 5000), Mon-Sat 7.45pm, mat Sat 4pm, 10-15. Tube: Sloane Sq fIdgET ANGRYCHAPS, Trashcan DJs, Jesta, left, Sai and Tommy spin the best in fidget house and dubstep. The Star Of Bethnal Green, 359 Bethnal Green Rd E2 (020 7729 0167), 9pm, 5, 3 before 11pm, free before 10pm. Tube: Bethnal Grn ThE BIg BAddd BIRThdAy dO HOUSE and techno night DDD encourages punters to dress as anything MJ- related. Youll be able to moonwalk to sets from Ekkohaus, left, Ripperton and The Revenge. Secret venue, Dalson E8 (, 10pm, 10. Rail: Dalston Kingsland BOOm BOOm cluB DUSTY LIMITS and Vicky Butterflys night, which was kicked out of Camden when the council banned cabaret, introduces Annette Betty, left, Frank Sanazi, Saddami Davis Jr and Pippa The Ripper to east Londons Victorian bathhouse venue. 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