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Free from London Lite BBC1 11AM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM TONIGHTSTV Selling out for pieces of eight Octomom: Me And My 14 Kids Channel 4, 9pm River Monsters ITV1, 7.30pm Biologist and self-proclaimed extreme angler Jeremy Wade, right, presents a new series on freshwater fiends. tonight he claims theres something very fishy about the myth of the man-eating piranha. it seems the Amazonian natives may not strip people to the bare bones, or indeed chomp on them much at all. to prove the point, weather-beaten Wade journeys to south America and gets into the wet with the critters. But others tell tales to confound his faith in the fish. The Restaurant BBC2, 8pm currently the most addictive show on tV, thanks to the dramatic tension and sheer disbelief at the stupidity on view. tonight the couples get their own restaurants, and while youd expect nigerian food evangelists nadine and Daisy to meet the challenge, there are surprises elsewhere. For inspiration raymond Blanc sends everyone an amuse-bouche of langoustine and custard, but its wasted on unpretentious londoner rebecca, who takes one taste and belches: im sorry! For the new romantic Dumb and Dumber, the struggle continues, unless James can get JJ to actually -- you know -- cook. S hould Nadya Suleman ever decide to have a theme song for her life, it would have to be, I think, Chics le Freak. For starters, the Californian made history back in January by giving birth to eight babies who are now all thriving and well. The general opinion on that very large bundle of cute was swiftly revised when it turned out this single mum already had six other children up to the age of nine. The rumour that Suleman had undergone plastic surgery in order to look like Angelina Jolie only added to the opprobrium. Given the climate of ridicule and hostility, this apparently access-all-areas documentary provides a welcome opportunityI kid you not: Nadya with her octuplets. She has six other kids EastEnders BBC1, 7.30pm Denise (Diane Parish, right) is having problems with whats happening between owen and ronnie, and its Patrick who she decides to open up to about her feelings. Meanwhile, Peggy can no longer conceal from Pat the fact that she has been seeing Archie -- but then he has a startling revelation of his own to make. huge household expenditure (including $600 a week on food -- this is one family you really dont want to get stuck behind in the supermarket queue). her disingenuousness peaks with this moment: That woman. That actress. Whats her name? Right, you really cant recall Angelina Jolie. Still, though the non-stop toddler and baby frenzy in the Suleman household is a some- times terrifying symphony of noise, given that the decisions she has already made cannot be undone, there does seem to be no alternative to living life in a media goldfish bowl to provide for her brood. despite everything surround- ing them, the eight babies, sat around a horseshoe table and chirruping and crying for their food, are an ir resistibly adorable sight. 11.00 to Buy or not to Buy (r,s). 11.30 car Booty (s); BBc news; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt (s). 1.00 BBc news; Weather (s). 1.30 regional news And Weather (s). 1.45 Doctors (s). A dispute between neighbours takes a dramatic turn. 2.15 Murder, she Wrote (r,s). Jessica executes the will of a recluse. 3.00 BBc news; Weather; regional news (s). 3.05 Mister Maker (r,s). 3.25 uncle Max (r,s). 3.35 eliot Kid (r,s). 3.50 ooglies (r,s). 4.05 raven (s). 4.35 the sarah Jane Adventures (s,HD). 5.00 newsround (s). 5.15 Weakest link (r,s). 6.00 BBC News (s); Weather. 6.30 BBC Regional News (s); Weather. 7.00 The One Show (s). Adrian chiles and christine Bleakley present the live topical show. 7.30 EastEnders (s). lucy prepares to go to the police about her attack, while Denise wonders whether she really wants to marry lucas. Meanwhile, Pat warns Peggy against pursuing a relationship with Archie. see Soap Box Followed by BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 Traffic Cops (r,s). officers in south Wales deal with an accident on the M4, in which a limousine carrying a party of youngsters has been involved in a head-on crash. Police also apprehend teenage would-be car thieves, and use dogs to foil a night-time heist. 9.00 Crimewatch (s). Appeals for witnesses and information regarding unsolved crimes, including the murder of 22-year-old royal navy seaman Anthony cavanagh, the case of a man mutilated and stripped of his identity 18 years ago, and a look at how DnA helped police catch child killer robert Morley. Kirsty young, rav Wilding and Matthew Amroliwala present. 10.00 BBC News (s). 10.25 BBC Regional News (s); Weather. 10.35 Crimewatch Update (s). 10.45 Question Time (s). 8/36. David Dimbleby chairs a debate from Weston-super-Mare, as secretary of state for northern ireland shaun Woodward, writer Will self and olympic sportsman James cracknell face topical questions. 11.45 This Week (s). Andrew neil is joined by MP Diane Abbott and former MP Michael Portillo to discuss political developments from the past seven days. Followed by Holiday Weatherview. 12.35 sign Zone: Panorama (r,s). out- of-court punishments for crimes. 1.05 sign Zone: life (r,s). 2.05 sign Zone: countryfile (r,s). 3.05 sign Zone: ray Mears northern Wilderness (r,s). the survival expert explores the canadian wilderness. 4.05 BBc news (s). PREVIEW BEN FELSENBURG for us to get the other side of the story. 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