SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Wednesday, 11 November 2009 35 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 5.50 Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Animated series. How To Lose Friends And Alienate People. A self-promoting writer at a fashion magazine struggles to adapt to the world of celebrity. Comedy, starring Simon Pegg and Kirsten Dunst. Changeling. A mother is seemingly reunited with her missing child, but remains adamant he is not her son. Clint Eastwoods fact-based drama, starring Angelina Jolie and John Malkovich. 6.25 Shrek The Third. With the voices of Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz and Eddie Murphy. Brewsters Millions. A baseball player learns he has to spend $30million in just one month to receive a massive inheritance. With Richard Pryor and John Candy. 9.45 South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut. The youngsters try to stop their parents waging war on Canada. With the voice of Trey Parker. 11.10 License To Wed. With Robin Williams and Mandy Moore. Street Kings. A Los Angeles cop pursuing his partners murderers is accused of having a hand in the killing. With Keanu Reeves, Forest Whitaker, Hugh Laurie, Chris Evans and Jay Mohr. Shooter. A former marine fights to clear his name after becoming embroiled in a government conspiracy. With Mark Wahlberg, Michael Pea, Danny Glover, Kate Mara, Elias Koteas and Rhona Mitra. 11.10 American Gangster: Extended Edition. With Denzel Washington. 6.15 The Spiderwick Chronicles. Fantasy, starring Freddie Highmore and Sarah Bolger. Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix. The young wizard unites his fellow pupils to battle resurrected dark lord Voldemort. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Daniel Radcliffe, Gary Oldman and Michael Gambon. 10.20 Sgt Bilko. A sergeant tries to save his base from the hands of a ruthless old rival. Comedy, starring Steve Martin, Dan Aykroyd and Phil Hartman. 6.15 The Bucket List. With Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman, Sean Hayes and Beverly Todd. Home Of The Brave. Four veterans of the Iraq war are plagued by memories of a tragic final mission. With Samuel L Jackson, Jessica Biel, Christina Ricci and Chad Michael Murray. Whats Love Got To Do With It. Biopic of Tina Turner, from her unhappy years married to husband Ike, to her success as a solo artist. With Angela Bassett and Laurence Fishburne. 6.10 Disturbia. With Shia LaBeouf, Carrie-Anne Moss, David Morse and Sarah Roemer. 10,000 BC. In prehistoric times, a hunter embarks on a journey across the wilderness to rescue his fellow villagers from slave raiders, combating ferocious animals along the way. With Steven Strait. Outpost. Mercenaries exploring an abandoned Second World War bunker encounter invincible zombie soldiers. With Ray Stevenson and Richard Brake. 11.35 The Mist. With Thomas Jane. 6.20 Hot Rod. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg, Ian McShane and Sissy Spacek. Saving Private Ryan. In the aftermath of the Normandy landings, tenacious American soldiers scour the battlefields of Second World War France in search of a missing infantryman. Steven Spielbergs Oscar-winning drama, starring Tom Hanks, Tom Sizemore and Edward Burns. 10.50 Rambo. Action sequel, starring Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz, Graham McTavish and Rey Gallegos. Gone Baby Gone. A private eye returns to the tough neighbourhood he grew up in to find a missing girl. Crime drama, starring Casey Affleck, Michelle Monaghan and Morgan Freeman. Sea Of Love. A streetwise cop succumbs to the charms of the chief suspect in a murder case, leading to a steamy but dangerous affair. Thriller, starring Al Pacino, Ellen Barkin and John Goodman. 11.05 The Simpsons Movie. Animated comedy, with the voice of Dan Castellaneta. 5.05 Bombers B-52 7.10 Code Name: Emerald. A double agent tries to retrieve inside information about the D-Day invasion. Spy adventure, starring Ed Harris and Max von Sydow. 10. A lecherous, middle-aged songwriter is spurned by his long-time partner and sets off on an obsessive quest to be near his perfect woman. Comedy, starring Dudley Moore, Julie Andrews, Bo Derek, Brian Dennehy and Sam Jones. O Lucky Man! Satirical drama. 4.40 The Tall Men 7.05 Picture Perfect. An executive hires a man to pose as her fianc in an effort to improve her image at work. Romantic comedy, with Jennifer Aniston and Kevin Bacon. House Of Flying Daggers. Officers are sent to locate a rebel threatening the Tang dynasty, and happen across a beautiful blind dancer. Martial arts adventure, with Zhang Ziyi, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Andy Lau and Song Dandan. 11.15 Ashes Of Time Redux. Premiere. Drama, starring Leslie Cheung. 6.30 The Edge Of Heaven. A man travels from Germany to Turkey to find the daughter of his fathers dead lover. Drama, with Nurgl Yesilay. Bart Got A Room. A teenager desperately struggles to get a date for his senior prom. Teen comedy, starring Steven Kaplan and William H Macy. Juno. A teenager who falls pregnant after sleeping with her friend looks for the perfect parents to adopt her baby. Comedy, with Ellen Page and Michael Cera. 11.40 High Fidelity movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm sharon small, 7pm, alibi penn Badgley, 8pm, itV2 Victoria Wood, 8.20pm, G.o.L.d.Beyonc, 8pm, Bio ray davies, 9pm, Bio Vinnie Jones, 10pm, itV4 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. Live Johnstones Paint Trophy Football. Southampton v Charlton Athletic (kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from tonights Southern Section quarter-final tie at St Marys, as both sides bid to prolong their debut seasons in the competition. Youre On Sky Sports! Football comment on the latest issues to arise from the weeks action, assessing the impact of the latest results. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. 10.00 Live Masters Tennis. The Paris Masters. The fourth day at the Palais Omnisports De Paris-Bercy features the conclusion of the second-round singles matches. Argentinian David Nalbandian triumphed 7-6, 6-3 against German Nicolas Kiefer at this stage of last years tournament. Transworld Sport. Focusing on mainstream activities and minority interest events. International Cricket. India v Australia. Action from the Brabourne Stadium in Mumbai. Powder Adventures. Snowboarding. Live Greyhound Racing. All the action from this evenings All England Cup meeting at the Newcastle Greyhound Stadium, run over a 480m track and worth 10,000 to the winning trainer. Last years champion was 4/7 favourite Boherna Best. Watersports World. Highlights of aquatic activities from across the planet. Ten Pin Bowling. Action from the Weber Cup at the Barnsley Metrodome. Golf. The Egyptian Open. Highlights from the Mirage Golf Club in Cairo. International Cricket. India v Australia. Action from the seventh and final one-day match of the series, held at the Brabourne Stadium in Mumbai. Summer Speed Motorsport. Action from the Britcar 500 event at Silverstone. Powder Adventures. Snowboarding. European Tour Weekly. The latest news. 6.50 Volleyball. Italy v South Korea. 7.40 Wednesday Selection 7.45 Show Jumping. The World Cup meeting in Verona, Italy. 8.45 Show Jumping. Highlights of the FEI Classics event from Pau in France. 9.45 Riders Club 9.50 European Tour Golf 10.20 Golf Club 10.25 Sailing. From St Tropez. 10.55 Yacht Club Wednesday Selection 11.15 Bobsleigh. The World Championships from Lake Placid. Serie A Weekly Round- Up. Highlights. Eredivisie Review Show. The latest round of fixtures from the Dutch top flight. Russian Premier League Review PortuGol. Highlights from the Super Liga. ESPN Kicks 9.45 Bundesliga Review Show. A look back at the latest round of fixtures in Germanys elite league. NBA Fastbreak. Basketball highlights. PortuGol. Highlights from the Super Liga. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. A lemon tree is stolen. The Simpsons. Homer is rushed to hospital. Project Runway. The designers are challenged to create a stage outfit for Christina Aguilera. NCIS: Los Angeles. New evidence comes to light that reveals who shot Callen. Half Cut Woman. A pensioner from Texas who decided to have extensive cosmetic surgery. Law And Order. A legal-aid strike leads to Rubirosa pitting her wits against Cutter. Star Trek: Voyager. Janeway finds a link to the mysterious Caretaker. Kate Mulgrew stars. Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance. A drunk driver is apprehended twice in three hours. Criminal Minds. A sharp rise in the number of suicides in Pittsburgh arouses suspicion. Eleventh Hour. Multiple cases of food-related paralysis are reported in North Carolina. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Doctor Who. Dalek Sec returns in human form. 7.50 The Real Hustle On Holiday Dont Tell The Bride. A groom-to-be jumps at the chance to plan his wedding. Last in the series. The Noughties -- Was That It? Part two of two. A light-hearted look at the social and cultural changes society has gone through since the turn of the 21st century, featuring contributions from Ken Livingstone, Germaine Greer and Will Self. Family Guy 11.50 Family Guy World News Today Timeshift: The Men Who Built The Liners. The culture that existed in the Clyde shipyard. Art Deco Icons. Last in the series. The Children Who Fought Hitler. The pupils of the British Memorial School in Belgium. Flight Of The Conchords. Jemaine Clement stars. Its Only A Theory. With David Bainbridge. Wallander. The disappearance of a policemans daughter is connected to a grisly murder. Harry Hills TV Burp. Comic review. New Youve Been Framed! Practical jokes. Gossip Girl. Dan introduces his actor girlfriend Olivia to Rufus and Lily. Penn Badgley stars. Trinity. Lord Gaudain returns to the college to steady the ship. Last in the series. Scary Movie. Terrified teenagers try to avoid death at the hands of a ghost- masked serial killer. Spoof horror, starring Anna Faris and Carmen Electra. 11.45 Coronation Street 6.50 The Darling Buds Of May. Pop sets his sights on an elderly widows home. 7.55 Monarch Of The Glen. Scottish drama about a sprawling family estate in the Highlands. Midsomer Murders Map. John Nettles revisits locations used in the popular crime series. Prime Suspect VI. A womans body is found covered in torture wounds, and Tennison goes against her bosss retirement suggestion to take charge of the murder squad. Concludes tomorrow. Minder. Terry leaves his fingerprints on a stolen lorry. Dennis Waterman stars. Last in the series. Dollhouse. Echo becomes a backing singer to keep an eye on a female star. Police, Camera, Action! A look at the five worst driving-offender types. Vinnie Jones Toughest Cops USA. The actor and former footballer experiences the dark side of LA. 11.05 Green Street. Drama, starring Elijah Wood and Charlie Hunnam. Hollyoaks. Saira Choudhry stars. How I Met Your Mother. American sitcom. Friends. Guest starring Charlton Heston. Friends. Chandlers ex-girlfriend turns up. Sliding Doors. A womans entire life hinges on one pivotal moment. Comedy drama, presenting two versions of a characters life, with Gwyneth Paltrow, John Hannah and Jeanne Tripplehorn. School Of Comedy. With Will Poulter. School Of Comedy: Extra Lessons Grand Designs. Converting a 16th-century farmhouse into a luxurious modern home. More4 News. A look at the days stories. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Time Team. A site in the Durham countryside that has never been dug before. Gerrys Big Decision. Two struggling British manufacturing companies vie for investment. 11.05 Saving Grace. An attorney tries to discredit members of the team. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda finds a ghost disguised as an avatar in an online game. New Most Haunted. The team visits the former site of the Gaumont Cinema in Toxteth, Liverpool. Yvette And Karl: Keeping Up Appearances. Yvette is invited to appear with Ant and Dec. CSI: Miami. Horatio learns his son is a murder suspect. Drama, starring David Caruso. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A dead boy is found in a bin. William Peterson stars. 6.00 Only Fools And Horses 7.05 Last Of The Summer Wine 7.40 The Good Life. Tom discovers oil in his garden. 8.20 dinnerladies. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood. Only Fools And Horses. Rodney aspires to be a pop star. 9.40 Only Fools And Horses. Del grabs at a chance to make a quick profit. Comedy, starring David Jason. 10.50 Absolutely Fabulous. Edina has a cash crisis. Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. Havers (Sharon Small) and Lynley visit Cambridge to investigate the murder of a respected lecturers deaf daughter, discovering her to be a promiscuous girl. Silent Witness. Feature-length episode. The team flies out to Zambia to investigate the death of a female doctor who disappeared two weeks earlier. Crime drama, guest starring Patrick Baladi and Robert Pugh. 11.10 Judge John Deed. Jo meets the father of the boy she hopes to adopt. The King Of Queens. Leah Remini stars. The King Of Queens. American comedy. Scrubs. The team stars in a musical. Scrubs. An Iraq war veteran is admitted. Two And A Half Men. With Charlie Sheen. Two And A Half Men. Jake attends a concert. Omid Djalili -- One Night Stand. The comic performs. 10.35 South Park. Adult animation. 11.05 Sex And The City. The girls attend a funeral. 11.40 Sex And The City NCIS. An ICE agent is murdered after a security breach, and the team has to work with the FBI. NCIS. The team flies to Israel for a final showdown. Drama, starring Mark Harmon. Family Guy. Peter Frampton guest stars. American Dad! Stan travels back in time. Nip/Tuck. Sean struggles to cope with the aftermath of Colleens attack. Burn Notice. A former getaway driver seeks Michaels help. Jeffrey Donovan stars. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. The women of Sunnydale fall under a spell. Smallville. Three thieves rob Lexs manor, but he is forced to hush up the crime. With Tom Welling. Atomic Twister. A nuclear power plant is in danger of blowing sky-high as a tornado strikes. Action adventure, starring Sharon Lawrence, Corbin Bernsen and Mark-Paul Gosselaar. Hells Rain. Thriller, starring Sheree J Wilson, Sarah-Jane Redmond and Karen Austin. Mythbusters. Retracing the steps of the inmates who broke out of notorious US prison Alcatraz. How Do They Do It? With Robert Llewellyn. How Its Made. Curling stones and refrigerators. Out Of Egypt. New series. Dr Kara Cooney examines the founding of Egypts first cities. Worlds Tallest Giants: Shocking Story. The worlds tallest man and woman meet. Dirty Jobs. Mike Rowe helps to make giant bells at the McShane Bell Foundry. World War II: The Apocalypse. Examining slave labour in Nazi-occupied France. Maximum Security: American Justice. New inmates arrive at Hays State Prison. Banged Up Abroad. The story of a woman who was caught drug smuggling in India. Border Security USA. Officers at JFK Airport in New York uncover a child-smuggling operation. Seconds From Disaster. Investigating the 1995 eruption of Montserrats volcano. Britains Lost Mega-Fortress. Europes largest Roman military garrison. Ax Men. The men are given the opportunity to deal with the biggest timber of their careers. Ax Men. The future of Browning, Smith and Hewitts careers is uncertain. Americas Toughest Jobs. The contestants take on the roles of mountain guides. Warriors. Examining a duel between samurai Musashi and arch rival Kojiro in Japan in 1612. Heir Hunters. Investigators search for surviving relatives of a man who left 300,000. Secrets Of World War Two. A life-saving American rendezvous in 1942. Fred Dibnahs Made In Britain.FromSunderland. Fred Dibnahs Made In Britain. From Sheffield. Timewatch: Young Victoria. The Queen who brought the country into the modern age. Heir Hunters. Investigators search for surviving relatives of a man who left 300,000. The Duchess. A couple get married at the castle. Furry Tale. People who pamper their pets. Planet Rock Profiles. Beyonc Knowles. Planet Rock Profiles. RnB singer Alicia Keys. The Kinks. Profile of the Sixties rock band fronted by Ray Davies. 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