London Lite Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23 TELEVISION Filmchoice FILM RATINGS excellent very good good average poor KEY (R)repeat (S)subtitles on text service What Women Want ITV2, 9pm (2000) A fReAk accident gives a womanising executive the ability to hear the thoughts of the opposite sex. embittered after losing out on promotion to a female colleague, he uses his new-found talent to exact revenge -- but the insight it provides ultimately brings out an unexpected sensitive side. Romcom with Helen Hunt and Mel Gibson, above. The Proposition Film4, 11.25pm (2005) WHAT a strange film -- from the mind of Australian songwriter Nick Cave. Charlie Burns is a notorious outlaw who is captured with his younger brother after a blistering gunfight in outback Australia. Lawman Captain Stanley gives Charlie nine days to kill his older and more notorious brother -- or the younger Burns boy will be executed. Stars Guy Pearce, above. The Core Film4, 6.25pm (2002) ONCe upon a time, Hollywoods idea of a disaster movie was a burning skyscraper. Now they have to threaten the entire earth. Take this sci-fi thriller starring Hilary Swank, above. for some reason the earths core has stopped spinning, and a six-member mission has to dig down and set off a nuclear explosion to kick-start the planet, or were all toast. Scary Movie ITV2, 11.40pm (2000) AMeRICAN spoof comedies have to be absolutely spot on or absolutely absurd to work. This is definitely the latter, as the above picture of Carmen electra hopefully illustrates. A hit-and-miss rip-off of all the big horror movies sees a group of teenagers -- who accidentally killed a stranger last summer -- being stalked by a bumbling serial killer. Also stars Shannon elizabeth. STEPHEN MARR BBC2 ITV1 Channel 4 Five 10.30 This Morning (S). With Serena Williams and music by JLS. 12.30 Loose Women (S). With guests Charley Boorman and Samantha Morton. 1.30 ITV News And Weather (S). 1.55 London News And Weather (S). 2.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (S). from Stratford-upon-Avon, Warwickshire. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S). With Pete Waterman and Peter Andre. 3.59 London Weather (S). 4.00 Midsomer Murders (R,S). Conclusion. Barnaby and Scott continue their investigation. 5.00 Golden Balls (S). Game show, hosted by Jasper Carrott. 6.00 London Tonight (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News And Weather (S). 7.00 Emmerdale (S). David (Matthew Wolfenden) confronts Nathan over his abuse of Leyla, and Sally schemes to provide Ashley with a birthday he will never forget. 7.30 Grimefighters (S,HD). 16/24. extreme cleaners face a prickly problem as they tackle a drug den that was once a family home, and it becomes a case of heavy duty labour when abandoned fridges are found. 8.00 John Sergeant On The Tourist Trail (S). 1/3. New series. The journalist explores Britain through the eyes of the tourist, learning about the quirks of different nationalities as he joins them to view famous and offbeat sites. In the first episode he mingles with the 10,000 German tourists on the Isle of Man for the annual TT motorcycle race. See Ben Felsenburg 9.00 Collision (S,HD). 2/5. In the chaotic aftermath of the collision, Tolin and Senior Investigating Officer Ann Stallwood interview PCs Gopal and Clacy, and a disoriented karen Donnelly obsesses about recovering the documents she had in her car. Drama, starring Anwar Lynch, Douglas Henshall and kate Ashfield. Continues tomorrow. 10.00 ITV News At Ten And Weather (S). 10.30 London News And Weather (S). 10.35 Fiddles, Cheats And Scams (S). 1/2. In the first of a two-part documentary, Morland Sanders uncovers the work of fraudsters, from outrageous benefit cheats caught on camera to audacious financial fakers. 11.35 In Plain Sight (S). 10/15. A Chicago security guard enters the witness protection programme after uncovering an international auto-theft ring. However, he refuses to testify until Mary and Marshall have found his missing boy. 12.30 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Mystery (R,S); ITV News Headlines. 1.25 Loose Women (R). With Charley Boorman and Samantha Morton. 2.15 The Jeremy kyle Show (R,S). 3.05 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News (S). 11.00 BBC Primary Geography (S). 11.20 kS2 Science Clips (S). 11.30 Telling Tales (S). 11.35 Telling Tales (S). 11.40 Look And Read (S). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 12.30 Working Lunch (S). 1.00 All Saints (S). 1.45 Open House (R,S). 2.15 Crisis Claims And Cons (S). A residential street is struck by a tornado. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder (R,S). A radio star is killed. 3.45 flog It! (S). The team heads for Barrow-in-furness, Cumbria. 4.30 Are You An egghead? (S). 5.15 escape To The Country (S). Aled Jones helps a couple find a property in Cambridgeshire. 6.00 Eggheads (S). Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing -- It Takes Two (S). Claudia Winkleman is joined by this weeks saved couple, Ricky Groves and erin Boag, and examines the highs and lows of the weekends performances. 7.00 Coast (R,S). 2/8. The team visits Normandy, where Neil Oliver explores a ruined Tudor fortress in Pas-de-Calais and Miranda krestovnikoff discovers how bats have set up home in abandoned Second World War bunkers. Alice Roberts uses impressionist techniques pioneered by Claude Monet to capture the beauty of the chalk cliffs at tretat on canvas. 8.00 James Mays Toy Stories (S). 3/6. The Top Gear presenter joins forces with edwina Currie to build a full-size bridge out of Meccano. Talented engineers pitch incredible designs, but James finds himself delayed when the materials fail to turn up on time, and things go from bad to worse when a last-minute accident seemingly puts an end to the project. See Ben Felsenburg 9.00 Horizon (S). The documentary strand examines the concept of speech, discovering why it is unique to humans, and meeting scientists dedicated to unravelling the mysteries of how it develops. The programme highlights the abilities of an autistic savant who can speak more than 20 different languages, and linguistics expert Noam Chomsky discusses his theory that talking is an innate ability. 10.00 Later Live -- With Jools Holland (S,HD). 9/10. With rockers Alice in Chains, singers Rickie Lee Jones, Martha Wainwright and Joss Stone, actor Steve Martin, blues ensemble Black Joe Lewis and Manchester trio Delphic. 10.30 Newsnight (S). Analysis of the days events, presented by Jeremy Paxman. followed by Weather. 11.20 Ray Mears Northern Wilderness (R,S). 3/6. The survival expert continues his adventure in the Canadian wilderness as he retraces the journey of Samuel Hearne. He recounts the story of the British pioneer who set the example for successful exploration of the area. 12.20 BBC News (S). 3.15 Close. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone: Schools: Languages And Travel: German Shorts. 5.00 Class Clips: Construction And The Built environment Diploma -- Create (S). 11.00 Take Away My Takeaway (R,S); Tate Modern. 11.35 Parents And Teens: Welcome To My World (R,S). 12.00 News At Noon (S). 12.30 3 Minute Wonder: The estate (R,S). 12.35 Back To You (R,S,HD). 1.00 film: k-19: The Widowmaker (S,HD) (2002). Thriller, starring Harrison ford, Liam Neeson and Peter Sarsgaard. 3.25 Countdown (S). Words-and-numbers game, with guest Tim Vine. 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (S). Game show, with Noel edmonds. 5.00 The Paul OGrady Show (S). With guests Martine McCutcheon and Omid Djalili. 6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 7/22. Apu becomes the father of octuplets. With the voice of Butch Patrick. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). kris breaks up with Nancy after deciding he cannot cope with the responsibility of having to look after Charlie, and Jacqui tries to fiddle the books at evissa. 7.00 News (S). 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Young Carers (S). 2/4. A boy and his sister help to nurse their bed-ridden mother, as well as getting on with general household chores. 8.00 How To Look Good Naked (S). 7/9. When she first appeared on the show, 42-year-old former beauty queen Claire Osgood was so ashamed of her body she constantly wore oversized rugby tops to hide her figure. Now, Gok Wan revisits Claire to discover whether she has maintained the body-confidence he provided her with, and challenges her to take part in a burlesque show. 9.00 Gordon Ramsays F Word (S). 2/12. Two Indian restaurants battle it out to create the best three-course meal, and comedian Lenny Henry takes part in the recipe challenge, cooking his mothers pepperpot soup. Gordon visits Scotland, where he hunts deer to use in a curry of his own invention -- venison masala. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 The Wedding Date (S,HD) (2005). A single woman is horrified by the thought of attending her sisters wedding alone, a task made all the more daunting by the presence of her ex-fianc. Taking the bull by the horns, she hires a gigolo for the occasion -- but her decision has unexpected results. Romantic comedy, with Debra Messing, Jack Davenport and Dermot Mulroney. 11.40 4Music Favourites: Snow Patrol (R,S). An interview with the band, who also perform. 12.10 Late Night Poker. Action from the final of the event, as Gus Hansen, Huck Seed, Annette Obrestad and Patrick Antonius competed for a first prize of $200,000. 1.15 World Superbikes (S). A review of the 2009 season. 2.15 World Sport (R,S). 2.40 Cardiff Half Marathon (R,S). 3.05 freesports On 4 (R,S). 3.35 freesports On 4 (R,S). 4.00 Channel 4 education (S). 10.45 Trisha Goddard (R,S). 11.45 I know What You Ate Last Summer (R,S). 12.40 five News (S). 12.50 floyd Around The Med (R,S). 1.15 Cooking The Books (R,S). 1.45 Neighbours (S). Lily Allen guest stars. 2.15 Home And Away (S). 2.50 Property List: Top Spots (R,S). Highlights from the series exploring the nations best homes. 3.00 Zoo Days (R,S). Brief highlights from the series. 3.10 And Never Let Her Go (S). Part two of two. Drama, starring Mark Harmon. 5.00 five News With Natasha kaplinsky (S). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S). 6.00 Home And Away (R,S). A nervous Gina prepares for her teaching interview with Bartlett. 6.25 Live From Studio Five (S). Ian Wright, Melinda Messenger and kate Walsh host the magazine show featuring location reports, celebrity interviews and showbiz gossip. 7.30 Monkey Life (R,S). Pregnant woolly monkey Piquita approaches her due-date at Dorsets Monkey World, while capuchin Sean from Chile demonstrates his grooming skills and ruffed lemur Blues life hangs in the balance. followed by Five News Update. 8.00 Sea Patrol UK (S). New series. The work of elite rescue teams patrolling the english Channel, including RAf helicopter crews, search teams and a spotter plane, all co-ordinated by Coastguard Maritime Rescue Centre. In the first programme, a Russian cargo ship sheds its load on stormy seas, and a sailor on board a crew-training ship falls ill. followed by Five News At 9. 9.00 CSI: Miami (S). 20/25. The Russian mobsters release Ryan, informing him that his friend Mark Gantrys son Billy will pay the price if he refuses to cover up the murder of an exchange broker. Desperate to keep the boy safe, Ryan frames an innocent security guard for the killing, but Horatio is forced to intervene when his team-mates efforts fail to keep the child safe. 10.00 CSI: NY (R,S). When a vocal coach is murdered in a theatre, Stella (Melina kanakaredes) is given cause to believe someone is playing the CSIs at their own game. flack checks the victims criminal record and discovers he had been in trouble for stalking, turning the spotlight on one of the women he harassed. katharine McPhee guest stars. followed by Five News Update. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (R,S). 20/23. A multiple homicide in a coffee shop leaves five people dead, and a deaf man is killed in what initially appears to have been a car accident -- until evidence of foul play comes to light. William Petersen stars. 12.00 The fBI files (R,S). 12.55 SuperCasino. 3.00 ITU Triathlon. 3.55 US PGA Golf (R). 4.45 Boxing Classic (R). 5.10 Neighbours (R,S). Lily Allen guest stars. 5.35 Home And Away (R,S). ES FROM 25 OR DEAL? ment. 2009 Specsavers Optical Group. 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