22 Tuesday, 10 November 2009 London Lite IN&OUTTONIGHT Mark the shows you love. See your own personal TV schedule. Share with your friends. Just text LL TV to 65400 Texts to 65400 are charged at standard rate. The service connects to the internet; data is charged at your operators standard rate. Free from London Lite BBC1 11AM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM TONIGHTSTV Sergeantstour ofboringBritain John Sergeant On The Tourist Trail ITV1, 8pm Gordon Ramsays F Word Channel 4, 9pm More kitchen action with Gordon ramsay, as always throwing a trademark splash of testosterone into the mix. Tonights cook-off is between two Indian restaurants, vying for the vote of the 50-strong studio audience. Lets hope the contestants spouses learn from last week not to vote for the opposition. Guest Lenny Henry, right, boils up his mothers pepperpot soup to take on ramsay in a head-to-head. James Mays Toy Stories BBC2, 8pm THe scale of James Mays childish dreams is getting more and more out of control every week, and tonight he decides to push Meccano to the very limits and build a full-size bridge that will span a Liverpool canal. Kids, dont try this at home: were talking much more than 100,000 pieces fitted together with nuts and bolts. Its all incredibly silly and of strictly limited educational value, if any at all -- just one man running away with his passion, without any heed for common sense. I love it. However, viewers of a nervous disposition beware: edwina Currie cameo alert. You have been warned. O ur man John Sergeant has picked up the short straw here. After leaping with two left feet from drab former political correspondent to Strictly superstar, imagine his joy on being told by his agent he was to be ITVs newest travelogue presenter. Except, while Billy Connolly had Oz and Trevor McDonald the West Indies, Sergeant doesnt even get to dust off his passport. There are plenty of foreigners, but theyre among the 32 million tourists who come to Britain every year, and its through their eyes Sergeant takes a new peek at Blighty. Popping between landscaped Surrey gardens and the shores of Loch Ness is as blandly inof-Familiar shores: John Sergeant explores the sights of Britain EastEnders BBC1, 7.30pm THere was always going to be a comeback for ronnie (Samantha Womack, pictured) and when Denise spots her attempting to sneak away from the Vic things have been irresistibly set in motion. Meanwhile, Pats suspicions towards Peggy are growing after she cancels the lunch date that theyd arranged together. offer up a never-never vision of croquet lawns and garden teas light years removed from the reality of a land no longer quite so green and pleasant. Sergeants heart, you sense underneath it all, just isnt in it, and though he superficially looks the part with his round figure and florid face, some of the nonsense he has to spout gives a very different meaning to John Bull. For example theres this, on the Loch Ness monster: In some parts of the tourist indus- try the mystery is how they make the money. Here, they make money out of the mystery. That simply says nothing, and badly at that. Still, if you must watch, keep yourself entertained with this thought: John Sergeant. Jo Brand. Separated at birth. And I kid you not. 11.00 To Buy or Not To Buy (r,S). 11.30 Car Booty (S); BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S). 1.30 regional News And Weather (S). 1.45 Doctors (S). Jimmi tries to help a girl whose boyfriend has problems managing his anger. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (r,S). 3.00 BBC News; Weather; regional News (S). 3.05 Mister Maker (r,S). 3.25 Uncle Max (r,S). 3.35 eliot Kid (r,S). 3.50 ooglies (r,S). 4.05 raven (S). 4.35 Blue Peter (S); MyWish. 5.00 Newsround (S). 5.15 Weakest Link (S). Anne robinson hosts. 6.00 BBC News (S); Weather. 6.30 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 7.00 The One Show (S). Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present the live topical show. 7.30 EastEnders (S). Peggy continues to see Archie in secret, but Pat soon discovers what the pair are up to. Meanwhile, Whitney gets involved in ryans T-shirt business, and Jay takes Lucy to a self-defence class. See Soap Box Followed by BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 Holby City (S). 5/55. Linden is reunited with his daughter on the anniversary of his wifes death, but struggles to reconnect after abandoning her following the tragedy. elliots discomfort at Thandies return is increased by Pennys closeness to her new registrar, while oliver gets into trouble with his boss. 9.00 Around The World In 80 Days (S,HD). 5/6. Torchwood star John Barrowman and presenter Myleene Klass join forces for the penultimate leg of the journey. Starting in Long Beach, California, they race across the southern states of America to reach Memphis, where they will hand over the baton to final pair Shane richie and Josie Lawrence. 10.00 BBC News (S). 10.25 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 When A Mothers Love Is Not Enough (S). rosa Monckton speaks to parents with disabled children, highlighting the harsh realities of their lives, and examining why these families often become the targets of abuse. 11.25 Film 2009 With Jonathan Ross (S). 10/16. reviews of drama Harry Brown and director roland emmerichs disaster film 2012. 11.55 The Graham Norton Show (r,S). With David Tennant and Johnny Vegas. Followed by Weatherview. 12.45 Sign Zone: See Hear (r,S). 1.15 Sign Zone: Saving Britains Past (r,S). The battle for Covent Garden Market. 1.45 Sign Zone: Jimmys Food Factory (r,S). 2.15 Sign Zone: Natural World (r,S). 3.15 BBC News (S). PREVIEW BEN FELSENBURG fensive as Mogadon telly gets. 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