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CD, Herts DrOPPeD wallet in deep puddle, then broke train ticket machine with wet credit card and missed train. Worst ever start to a night out? Maria, Beckenham ADAM (Letters, Mon): you think women complaining about bottom pats is crazy political correctness. So if I came up to you and squeezed your b******s youd see that as playful and take it as a genuine compliment would you? Vicky, KT19 I lOve how everyone on the bus sharing a seat automatically swaps for the free ones when they become available -- but I prefer the warmth of sharing. Warmbum, W9 ryAn (Txts, Mon): I speak for all Aussies here, scone is pronounced scon rhyming with gone! have the same argument with my english boyfriend all the time! Chrissy, London ryAn: it has to be gone/scone otherwise the classic joke, Whats the fastest cake in the bakery? wouldnt work. Helen, Berks BAffleD (Txts, Mon): tube armrest tiffs start when someone sits down and shoves your arm off it so they can use it. Kelly, E4 thAnkS, those on last train from Waterloo early hours on Sunday, for joining in with the singing me and my drunken girlfriends initiated. Made our night! Carouser, London lOnely (Txts, Fri): glad Im not the only one out there losing their boyfriend to football Manager. Im about to start a five-month relationship with the back of his head! Lottie, E17 AttrACtIve blonde has just moved seats to sit next to me. Obviously not because she likes me but Im still smiling. Happy, CM1 On 17.15 to hounslow reading the lite, put it down to take coat off, man opposite picks it up and starts reading! Is there a picking up paper etiquette? Getyerown, SW18 GutteD (Txts, Mon): found my ex doing the same thing of emailing strangers on facebook. then found him on dating websites while he was engaged to me! My advice: quit while you are ahead! H, HP12 AnyOne else out there tired of seeing teens wearing silly tea towels around their necks? Dan, E6 Couldyoubea councilsnooper? DaviD Beckham can get away with a silly quiff but John and edward Grimes, pictured, have no chance. it might work in hollywood but its not a look for the real world. Terrence, London its fair enough for David Beckham to go for yet another mad hair- style but he shouldnt be inflicting it on his kids! cruz will be getting some stick in the playground for his own Jed head now. Bernie, London James and edward are a national laughing stock who have ruined the X Factor. Why would anyone copy them? Claire, Ealing Cut Gordon Brown some slack. yes, he should have double-checked the letter of condolence to Jacqui Janes but it was an honest mistake. It must have been the hardest thing in the world to write. Put yourself in his shoes. Sanjay, Hounslow IM AMAzeD at how good lady GaGa looks without her over-the-top outfits. She looks totally different and actually quite elegant. I used to find her irritating but maybe theres hope yet. Sharon, London Another thing Will you boycott the X Factor? What would you do with 45m? WouldyougetaJedHeadhairdo? Getitoff your txtYour mobile moans To be considered for publication, texts must be submitted with name and address or postcode. Please restrict messages to 25 WORDS. Thanks. >>Text TELLUS to 65800 followed by a space and your messageeach text costs 25p plus standard network charges >>Text LL TELLUS to 65400 Terms apply. See O NE thing to be a good citizen, but the idea from Harrow council for Neighbourhood Champions to report on everything from fly-tipping to domestic violence is going too far. The major crimes are for police to take care of. As for the lesser offences, theres the danger of creating an atmosphere of community distrust far costlier than preventing minor misdemeanours. Holly, London If THE police are unable to do their job properly, then thats tough. They are paid partly through council tax by the people of Harrow and the authorities need to do better. We must work to defeat this vindictive nonsense. Sheila, London WIll I get a discount on my council tax if I snoop, since I will be doing a job for the council? Dodger, London THE silent minority who take pride in their communities will support the plan. The majority, many of whom couldnt give a damn, will oppose it. So opinion- polling is pointless. Just do it. Ernest, Dulwich PEoPlES lives are made a misery by the levels o f c r i m e and general antisocial behaviour in london. Its right we should be encouraged to report such behav- iour. It makes people take an interest in, and responsibility for, their local environment. Martha, London I doNT do anything wrong so if anyone wants to spy on me, let them. Theyll be bored rigid very quickly. If people complain, its only because theyve got some- thing to hide. Janice Byrne, Sussex I HAvE a lot of problems with fly-tip- pers. Its not murder, but its antisocial to come out and find broken office machinery dumped against your garden wall or across the pavement. We get this regularly, so Id be very happy for snoopers to catch these people and stop them doing it. Anthony, Esher Textpoll Q: Do you feel sorry for Brown? OurlastresultDo you feel sorry for women MPs? YES 6% NO 94%*Texts charged at 50p plus your standard network rate. Terms and conditions apply. See Text LL POLL YES or LL POLL NO followed by your first name and postcode to 65400or at Wedont want to be spies Secrets: Harrow council wants neighbours to snoop your Lite? Dont miss a single edition! Log on to: index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html40.html41.html42.html43.html