SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Monday, 9 November 2009 27 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 5.30 Ive Loved You So Long. Drama. Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Animated series. How To Lose Friends And Alienate People. A self-promoting writer at a fashion magazine struggles to adapt to the world of celebrity. Comedy, starring Simon Pegg and Kirsten Dunst. Changeling. A mother is seemingly reunited with her missing child, but remains adamant he is not her son. Fact-based drama, with Angelina Jolie, John Malkovich and Jeffrey Donovan. 6.25 Dr Dolittle 4: Tail To The Chief. With Kyla Pratt, Peter Coyote and Malcolm Stewart. What Happens In Vegas. Two strangers wake up after a drunken night in the clubs of Las Vegas to find they are married. With Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher. 9.45 Big Stan. A conman fears for his life as he prepares to start a lengthy prison sentence, so he hires a kung fu master to teach him how to fight. With Rob Schneider and David Carradine. 11.40 Waynes World 4.55 The Eiger Sanction 7.05 The Bank Job. A bank robber ends up stealing top secret files the government wants buried. With Jason Statham, Saffron Burrows and Stephen Campbell Moore. Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story. Biopic of the kung fu movie star, charting his rise to fame and fortune before his untimely death in 1973. With Jason Scott Lee, Lauren Holly and Robert Wagner. 11.05 Bangkok Dangerous. With Nicolas Cage, Shahkrit Yamnarm and Charlie Yeung. 5.30 The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian. Fantasy adventure sequel, with Ben Barnes. The Simpsons Movie. The town of Springfield faces destruction. With the voices of Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner and Nancy Cartwright. How She Move. An aspiring medical student competes in a street dancing contest to hopefully fund her education. Drama, starring Rutina Wesley and Tr Armstrong. 11.15 Soccer Mom. Comedy, with Missi Pyle and Emily Osment. 5.50 Flashdance. With Jennifer Beals. Marco Polo. The story of the 13th-century Venetian traders epic journey to the Far East. Starring Ian Somerhalder and Brian Dennehy. The Jane Austen Book Club. Members of a book club find their own lives beginning to mirror the plots of Jane Austens novels. With Kathy Baker and Maria Bello. 10.50 The Brave One. With Jodie Foster, Terrence Howard, Naveen Andrews and Mary Steenburgen. 5.20 Star Trek: The Motion Picture Awake. A man has an out of body experience during surgery and learns someone wants to kill him. With Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba. Stardust. A hapless shop assistant living in Victorian England sets out to track down a fallen star and bring it back to the girl of his dreams. With Charlie Cox, Claire Danes, Michelle Pfeiffer and Robert De Niro. 11.10 Cloverfield. With Michael Stahl- David, Lizzy Caplan and Jessica Lucas. 6.10 Galaxy Quest. Sci-fi comedy, starring Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver and Alan Rickman. Disaster Movie. A group of misfits battles to save the Earth from a series of inexplicable natural disasters. Spoof comedy, starring Matt Lanter. Fools Gold. A bickering couple are reunited on a quest to locate a legendary treasure. Romantic comedy adventure, with Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson and Donald Sutherland. Over Her Dead Body. Romantic comedy. 6.50 Michael Clayton. A troubled attorney takes on a high profile case, and uncovers a conspiracy that endangers his life. Thriller, with George Clooney, Tilda Swinton and Tom Wilkinson. Hitman. A genetically engineered assassin becomes the target after he fails to complete a kill. Action thriller, starring Timothy Olyphant and Dougray Scott. 10.40 Die Hard. A New York cop battles criminals who have hijacked a Japanese-owned skyscraper. Thriller, with Bruce Willis. 5.05 The Naked Runner 7.10 Protocol. A scatterbrained waitress is offered a government job after saving a Middle Eastern leaders life. Comedy, starring Goldie Hawn and Chris Sarandon. Diner. Four friends try to stave off growing up for as long as possible. Coming-of-age drama, starring Steve Guttenberg, Mickey Rourke, Daniel Stern, Ellen Barkin, Paul Reiser and Kevin Bacon. 11.05 The Main Event. Comedy, starring Barbra Streisand and Ryan ONeal. 6.50 In Good Company. A middle-aged executive ends up working for a younger man who is dating his daughter. Satirical comedy, starring Dennis Quaid, Topher Grace and Scarlett Johansson. Behind Enemy Lines. A naval air commander leads an unauthorised mission to save a pilot shot down by Serbian militia. Bosnian War drama, with Gene Hackman, Owen Wilson and Gabriel Macht. 11.05 Fur: An Imaginary Portrait Of Diane Arbus. Premiere. Fictionalised biopic. 6.15 The Children Of Huang Shi. Wartime drama, starring Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Radha Mitchell and Chow Yun-Fat. 8.20 Adulthood. Former convict Sam returns to his old neighbourhood to face the consequences of his actions. Drama sequel, with Noel Clarke and Adam Deacon. Paris, Je TAime. Collection of short stories, each exploring a different aspect of Parisian life. Drama, starring Steve Buscemi, Miranda Richardson, Juliette Binoche and Maggie Gyllenhaal. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Judy reyes, 8pm, comedy central Giovanni ribisi, 8.30pm, e4 katie price, 9.30pm, sky1 kathy Burke, 10.45pm, G.o.L.d. chevy chase, 11pm, Virgin 1 ardal ohanlon, 11pm, e4 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn Netbusters. The Football League. Live Football League. Barnsley v Sheffield United (kick-off 7.45pm). Tonights South Yorkshire derby comes from Oakwell, as the Championship sides go in search of three valuable points. The Blades won both the sides meetings 2-1 last season. Time Of Our Lives. Former Chelsea players recall favourite moments from their careers. Netbusters. The Football League. SPL Round-Up. The latest round of fixtures. 10.00 Live Masters Tennis. The Paris Masters. The second day at the Palais Omnisports De Paris-Bercy features matches from the first round of the singles draw, as players begin their assaults on the title in the final Masters 1000 event of the year. Poker. Highlights of a Bounty Hunter tournament, in which players earned cash for each competitor they eliminated, as well as winnings based on their finishing position. NFL. Indianapolis Colts v Houston Texans and New York Giants v San Diego Chargers. Action from the Lucas Oil Stadium and Giants Stadium. Powder Adventures. Snowboarding. Karting. The Formula Kart Stars series. BMX Series. Action from Frjus, France. WWE: Late Night -- Bottom Line. Jack Korpela presents highlights of the latest edition of Raw. WWE: Late Night -- Afterburn. Featuring the stars of Smackdown. Jack Korpela presents. Karting. The Formula Kart Stars series. BMX Series. Action from Frjus, France. Show Jumping. The Nations Cup. Highlights from Spruce Meadows, as teams including Great Britain, Holland, Mexico, Germany and Italy competed for the $115,000 first prize. Karting. The Formula Kart Stars series. BMX Series. Action from Frjus, France. Powder Adventures. Snowboarding. Wild Spirits. Extreme sports action. 5.45 Eurogoals Champions 7.15 Eurogoals: One To One 7.30 Strongest Man. The IFSA Strongman Champions League event in Canada. MotoGP. The Valencia Grand Prix MotoGP at the Circuito De La Comunitat Valenciana, where the 17th and final meeting of the season took place. Eurogoals. Round-up of goals and highlights from around Europe. 10.45 Eurogoals Champions. Highlights of recent Champions League and UEFA Europa League matches. Live Premier League Football. Liverpool v Birmingham City (kick-off 8pm). This evenings top-flight game comes from Anfield, as the Reds target their first home win over the Blues in four meetings. City beat Liverpool 1-0 here during the 2004/05 season and held them to draws in the 2005/06 and 2007/08 campaigns. 10.15 SPL Goals Bundesliga Review Show. A look back at the latest round of fixtures in Germanys elite league. 11.45 Major League Soccer entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Sideshow Bob runs for office. The Simpsons. Marge joins a police academy. Futurama. Animated sci-fi adventures. The Simpsons. Mr Burns plumbs new depths. Naked Britain. The world of naturism. Jordan: What Katie Did First. The story behind Katie Prices career as glamour model Jordan. UK Border Force. Staff at a steakhouse in Londons West End are interrogated. Stargate Universe. Robert Carlyle stars. Star Trek: Voyager. Captain Janeway is haunted by frightening visions. With Kate Mulgrew. Nothing To Declare. A Korean drug smuggler. Nothing To Declare. A suspected illegal worker. Moonlight. Mick is hired to protect a Hollywood starlet who is being hounded by the paparazzi. Eleventh Hour. Dr Jacob Hood is alarmed when several 11-year-old boys die of heart attacks. Chuck. The day of Awesome and Ellies wedding arrives. Chevy Chase guest stars. Merlin. Fantasy, guest starring Charles Dance. 7.45 Merlin Secrets And Magic Walk On The Wild Side. Comedy wildlife show. Dont Get Screwed. Consumer show. Britains Really Disgusting Food. Alex Riley searches for unpleasant dairy products. EastEnders. Jay struggles with his guilt. Dont Get Screwed. Consumer show. Family Guy. Animation. 11.20 Family Guy 11.45 The Mighty Boosh World News Today Tales From The Green Valley The Thirties In Colour. The 1930s captured on film, featuring a look at the work of Rosie Newman. Michael Portillo: Digging Up The Dead. The exhumation of mass graves in Spain. Storyville: War Heroes: Section 60 Arlington Cemetery. Part of War Graves Week. 10.55 Sacred Music. Exploring the history of Western religious music. 11.55 Sacred Music All Star Mr And Mrs. With Eamonn Holmes, Ruth Langsford, Donal MacIntyre and Sharon Small. Harry Hills TV Burp. Comic review. New Youve Been Framed! Practical jokes. Hells Kitchen USA. The two finalists design a restaurant and create a menu. Hells Kitchen USA: Finale. The winner is announced. Last in the series. Benidorm. The Oracle tells his mum he is leaving home. Johnny Vegas stars. Last in the series. 6.50 The Darling Buds Of May. Part two of two. Charley tires of Mariettes flirting. 7.55 Jeeves And Wooster. Bertie tries to keep New York rivals Bicky Bickersteth and Rocky Todd apart. Live The Dream -- As Seen On Screen. Lavish properties seen in TV drama series. Taggart. Burkes reputation is put on the line. Detective drama, starring Alex Norton. The Bill. Leon responds to a call from a mother whose child has sustained serious head injuries. Police Stop! Real-life footage of criminals and ordinary people behaving badly. The Office: An American Workplace The Office: An American Workplace Dollhouse. Echo becomes a backing singer to keep an eye on a female star. Sanctuary. Magnus awakens to find the city devastated and the Sanctuary in ruins. Alone In The Dark. Horror, with Christian Slater, Tara Reid and Stephen Dorff. Hollyoaks. Kris breaks up with Nancy. How I Met Your Mother. With Josh Radnor. Friends. Phoebe writes a seasonal song. Friends. Giovanni Ribisi guest stars. One Tree Hill. The film hits a setback, and Peyton and Haley help Mia with her new single. Being Erica. Dr Tom helps Erica try to make amends with her sister. Erin Karpluk stars. Skins. Naomi and Cook go head to head in the student elections. Ardal OHanlon guest stars. Grand Designs. Two musicians plan to build a house on Scotlands west coast. More4 News. A look at the days stories. The Daily Show Global Edition Come Dine With Me. Four contestants from Manchester take the dinner party challenge. Without A Trace. The team investigates a case of a missing teenager. With Anthony LaPaglia. The Closer. Brendas parents come to visit, and pressure her into setting a date for the wedding. Ghost Whisperer. A former classmate of Melindas is found dead. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Americas Next Top Model. Highlights of the first half of the modelling competitions 12th series. Americas Next Top Model. The models meet singer Ciara to appear with her in a photo shoot. Pamela Anderson: When Joe Came To Stay. Part two of two. Joe Swash travels to America. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Sara and Greg try to trace a murder weapon back to its owner. Last Of The Summer Wine. Compo accuses Foggy of lying. 7.40 The Good Life. Margo buys a spinning wheel. 8.20 dinnerladies. Norman the breadman fails to deliver. Only Fools And Horses. The Trotters mourn Grandads death. 9.40 Only Fools And Horses. Dels beloved mum makes contact during a sance at the Nags Head. 10.45 Gimme Gimme Gimme. With Kathy Burke. 11.20 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Murdoch Mysteries. The detective investigates strange tracks and crop circles. New Tricks. The team investigates the death of a man thought to have been killed by his wife. Taggart. Jardine investigates a drugs-related death on a housing estate, but no one is willing to talk to him -- until the discovery of two more bodies changes the direction of his inquiries. 11.05 55 Degrees North. Nicky investigates a series of date rapes. Don Gilet stars. The King Of Queens. Doug goes into hospital. The King Of Queens. Carrie gets a new job. Scrubs. Carla (Judy Reyes) goes into labour. Scrubs. Carla considers returning to work. Two And A Half Men. With Charlie Sheen. Two And A Half Men. Charlie behaves oddly. 30 Rock. Liz starts doing charity work. The Office: An American Workplace Sex And The City. Carrie dates a baseball player. 11.35 Sex And The City NCIS. Trent Kort returns to track down a dangerous criminal. David Dayan Fisher stars. NCIS. When a scientist goes missing, Abby is forced to take over a top secret mission. Family Guy. Animated comedy series. American Dad! Burn Notice. A former getaway driver seeks Michaels help. Jeffrey Donovan stars. NCIS. The agents investigate the death of a notorious prankster on Halloween. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Part two of two. The heroine and friends battle the Judge. Smallville. Jonathan agrees to sell his beloved farm to make way for a pesticide plant. Battlestar Galactica. Sci-fi series reinventing the cult Seventies drama, starring Edward James Olmos as the brave starship commander leading an attempt to find Earth. 10.50 Gattaca. Sci-fi drama, starring Ethan Hawke, Uma Thurman, Jude Law and Alan Arkin. Mythbusters. A look at whether a tongue piercing can withstand the force of a lightning strike. How Do They Do It? With Robert Llewellyn. How Its Made. Hot-air balloon baskets. Mythbusters. Previously unseen outtakes from the show, including mini-myths. American Chopper. The crew members build a bike for the Saginaw Chippewa tribe. Dirty Jobs. Mike Rowe heads for Texas, where he joins forces with a snake farm. World War II: The Apocalypse. Recounting the story of the Second World War. Alaskas Fishing Wars. Documentary following Alaskas commercial fishing industry. Hooked: Monster Fishing. Zeb Hogan visits northern Australia to search for the saw fish. Inside Natures Giants. The anatomies of extraordinary animal species. Seconds From Disaster. The reasons behind two passenger jet crashes during the Fifties. Inside The Body Of Henry VIII. Using CGI imagery to reconstruct an autopsy of the monarch. The Cold War: Submarines -- In Enemy Depths. American and Soviet underwater encounters. The Rise And Fall Of The Berlin Wall. First of a two-part documentary. The Rise And Fall Of The Berlin Wall. Celebrating the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall. Decoding The Past. Examining the intriguing numbers and symbols on the US dollar bill. Heir Hunters. The team races to find the unknown heir of an unclaimed 300,000. Secrets Of World War Two. The significance of the Battle of Guadalcanal. Fred Dibnahs Made In Britain Fred Dibnahs Made In Britain Infamous Assassinations Infamous Assassinations Heir Hunters. The team races to find the unknown heir of an unclaimed 300,000. The Duchess. Plans for the festive season. Furry Tales. Alternative therapies for animals. Royal Inquest. Examining the 2001 murder of the Nepal royal family by the crown prince. Ultimate Tourist Scams. A holiday love story. Ultimate Tourist Scams. A mortgage con. Pretty Dangerous. Murderer Karen Newell. Snapped: Women Who Kill. Ann Trexler. Women Behind Bars. Series investigating the lives of the most notorious female prisoners. Dog Borstal. Irritable dalmatians, an unruly shar pei and a kleptomaniac beagle. Savile Row. Following the fortunes of bespoke tailors on the short Mayfair street. Sky Cops. An insight into the work of Britains helicopter police as they crack down on crime. Coast. The team travels between Irelands Galway Bay and Fastnet Rock. British Isles: A Natural History. Alan Titchmarsh explores the Industrial Revolution. Life In The Undergrowth. David Attenborough tells the story of land-living invertebrates. The Life Of Mammals. An insight into the most successful animals on the planet. Natures Great Events. Whales, dolphins and sea lions feast on herring in the North Pacific. Equator. Concluding his journey, Simon Reeve visits South America. Dangerous Jobs For Girls. 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