IF ONLY all rappers were like Dizzee Rascal. He told Wonderland magazine: Life isnt about b*tches and hos and all that gangsta s**t, because that just all leads to little kids being crippled for fun. For me, the challenge is making some edgy but... nice music. Thats right. Theres an untapped market for nice music about b*tches and hos. SERIOUSLY. Who does Lady GaGa think shes fooling? How many more times will we have to see her wearing the most provocative outfits possible while pretending that she doesnt want her photo taken? She carried out the same old charade while popping into Balans in Soho last night where she stayed until 2am. By her wacky standards, her black lacy outfit with skimpy lingerie was actually quite sensible and is probably the type of costume shed wear to a funeral. We just cant wait for this chick to get hitched -- can you imagine what her wedding dress would look like? Comeoffit,GaGa... thisisstartingto getridiculous London Lite Thursday, 5 November 2009 9 Mumsnight outasLily& Russellkeep itinthefamily SPiBLOGAll your gossip from Lites army of citizen reporters Cant smile with OR without you DAVE GROHL has spoken of the moment he and some of the worlds best rockers were confronted by crooner Barry Cant Smile Without You Manilow. The Foo Fighters star, pictured, told Radio 1: I saw him perform once, at a Clive Davis party. The Velvet Revolver guys are there, the Pearl Jam guys are there, and were over here. Barry Manilow came on to do his set and he did a medley, it was about twenty minutes, a verse and a chorus of every one of his hits. By the end Pearl Jam were crying. The guys a titan...hes a giant. No pictures please: the lady looks a little camera shy outside Balans MOTHERS Day came early in celebsville last night, with both Lily Allen and Russell Brand treating their mums to a night out. Russ took his mum Barbara to see Fantastic Mr Fox at the Everyman luxury cinema in Hampstead, while Lily took mum Alison for dinner at The Ivy in Covent Garden. Strangely, however, it was only Russells mum who looked like she was having a good time. (lucretia.munro@thelondonlite.co.uk) and Max Thurlow (max.thurlow@thelondonlite.co.uk) Ivy league: Lily Allen and her mother Alison leave The Ivy in Covent Garden last night Fantastic night: Russell Brand and his mum Barbara JAVINE was left rather embarrassed last night after being turned away from Movida nightclub in Soho. Our spy tells us: She turned up demanding a VIP table saying shes a pop star. Movida explained that she is, in fact, not a pop star and security were asked to remove her from the door. Oops! Dont you know who I am? Dizzees nice songs for hos About face: Lady GaGa reveals almost all last night Cover-up: probably should have thought of that while getting dressed index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html40.html41.html42.html43.html44.html45.html46.html47.html