SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Thursday, 5 November 2009 31 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 5.30 War, Inc. Comedy, with John Cusack. Alex Zanes Guest List. Discussing films. Get Smart. A clumsy secret agent battles a sinister terrorist organisation. Comedy, based on the Sixties TV series, starring Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, Dwayne Johnson and Alan Arkin. Saw V. An FBI agent learns a detective has picked up where serial killer Jigsaw left off. Horror sequel, starring Scott Patterson, Costas Mandylor, Tobin Bell and Betsy Russell. 11.45 W. Biopic. 6.25 Balls Of Fury. With Dan Fogler, Christopher Walken, Maggie Q and George Lopez. The Game Plan. An American football stars carefree existence is transformed when he learns he has a daughter. With Dwayne Johnson, Madison Pettis, Kyra Sedgwick and Morris Chestnut. Bulletproof. A cop joins forces with a small-time car thief to nail a drug baron who wants them both dead. With Adam Sandler and James Caan. Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 6.00 The Kingdom. With Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Chris Cooper and Jason Bateman. I Am Legend. A Manhattan-based military scientist becomes the last survivor of a virus that turns humans into ferocious vampire-like creatures. With Will Smith, Alice Braga and Charlie Tahan. The Glimmer Man. A homicide detective becomes the chief suspect in the case of a series of ritual killings. With Steven Seagal and Bob Gunton. 11.35 The Kingdom. With Jamie Foxx. 6.00 The Golden Compass. Fantasy adventure, starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig. Speed Racer. A racing driver battles corporate corruption as he strives to become a champion. Action adventure from the creators of The Matrix, starring Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci, Matthew Fox and John Goodman. 10.20 Journey To The Center Of The Earth. A scientist searching for his brother stumbles across a lost underground world. Adventure, with Brendan Fraser. 6.00 The American President. With Michael Douglas, Annette Bening and Martin Sheen. PS I Love You. A widow receives a series of encouraging letters her husband sent to her before he died, encouraging her to live life to the full rather than languish in sorrow. With Hilary Swank and Gerard Butler. 10.10 Get Real. A teenage boy struggling to come to terms with his sexuality falls for the school heart-throb. With Ben Silverstone, Brad Gorton and Charlotte Brittain. Beowulf. A legendary warrior is summoned to rid a kingdom of a fearsome monster. With the voices of Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, Angelina Jolie and John Malkovich. Hancock. A PR executive becomes intent on transforming the public face of a hard-drinking superhero. With Will Smith, Jason Bateman and Charlize Theron. 10.45 Star Trek: First Contact. Captain Picard battles his old enemies the Borg. With Patrick Stewart and Jonathan Frakes. 5.50 National Treasure: Book Of Secrets. Adventure, with Nicolas Cage and Helen Mirren. What Happens In Vegas. Two strangers wake up after a drunken night in the clubs of Las Vegas to find they are married. Comedy, with Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher. 9.45 Meet The Spartans. A fearless king defends his country against invaders, but finds himself short of warriors. Comedy, with Sean Maguire. 11.15 Flashdance. Drama, starring Jennifer Beals and Michael Nouri. 5.15 Elizabeth: The Golden Age 7.15 The Simpsons Movie. The town of Springfield faces destruction. Animated comedy, with the voices of Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner and Nancy Cartwright. Never Back Down. A rebellious teenager learns to combine different fighting styles from a martial arts expert. Drama, starring Sean Faris, Djimon Hounsou, Amber Heard and Cam Gigandet. The Happening. Horror, starring Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel and John Leguizamo. 6.55 Mrs Soffel. Fact-based drama about prison wardens wife Kate Soffel, who strikes up a friendship with convicted murderer Ed Biddle. Starring Mel Gibson and Diane Keaton. Fearless. A man walks unhurt from a plane crash and rescues many passengers into the bargain, but his brush with death seriously affects his personality. Drama, starring Jeff Bridges, Rosie Perez and Isabella Rossellini. 11.20 City Heat. Comedy, starring Clint Eastwood. 5.10 Doctor In Distress 7.10 The Beverly Hillbillies. A farming family strikes it rich and moves to a plush Los Angeles suburb. Comedy, starring Jim Varney, Diedrich Bader and Erika Eleniak. World Trade Center. Oliver Stones fact-based drama about two police officers who were trapped in the wreckage of one of the Twin Towers while they oversaw the evacuation. Nicolas Cage, Maria Bello and Michael Pea star. 11.25 The Watcher. Thriller, starring James Spader. 5.45 Adulthood. Drama, starring Noel Clarke. The Portrait Of A Lady. An American heiress goes on a tour of Europe after the death of her parents, and ends up marrying an enigmatic art collector. Period drama, starring Nicole Kidman, John Malkovich, Richard E Grant and Barbara Hershey. Burn After Reading. Two gym employees get hold of a CIA agents memoirs, leading to blackmail and murder. Comedy, starring George Clooney. 11.40 The Children Of Huang Shi movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Joe swash, 8pm, Living Judy reyes, 8pm, comedy central emily deschanel, 9pm, sky1 Jensen ackles, 9pm, Living david Jason, 9.40pm, G.o.L.d. alesha dixon, 10pm, itV2 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn Haye V Valuev Countdown Live Victory Shield Football. England v Northern Ireland (kick-off 7.40pm). Coverage of the schoolboy match from the Deva Stadium in Chester. Haye V Valuev Countdown Time Of Our Lives. Former West Bromwich Albion players reminisce. With Jeff Stelling. Haye V Valuev Countdown The Rugby Club. Rugby union magazine. Premier League World. The latest news. Live Premier League Snooker. The eighth round of the season comes from the Riverside Leisure Centre in Exeter, as Marco Fu takes on Neil Robertson and Ronnie OSullivan meets Judd Trump. Fus hopes of reaching the semi-finals are already hanging in the balance, making victory over Robertson imperative for him tonight. Premier League World. The latest news. ATP Tour Uncovered. Tennis news. Live ATP Tennis. The Valencia Open 500. Further coverage of day four from the Ciudad de las Artes y las Ciencias, as the second round reaches its scheduled conclusion. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world, with a special focus on the European and US Tours. Plus, interviews with players making the headlines. WWE: Late Night -- Raw. Wrestling action from the States with the over-the-top stars. Race World. The latest motor sport highlights, featuring karting and off-road activities. The Rugby Club. Simon Lazenby rounds up the latest domestic rugby union action. International Cricket. India v Australia. Action from the fifth one-dayer of the seven-game series, held at the Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium in Hyderabad. Powder Adventures. Includingsnowboarding. The Dogs. The latest greyhound news. 6.00 Live Under-17s World Cup Football. A second-round match (kick-off 6pm). Race Of Champions. The Nations Cup event at the Beijing National Stadium in China. Race Of Champions. The motor sport event at the Beijing National Stadium in China. MotoGP. The MotoGP Malaysian Grand Prix. A chance to see the 16th and penultimate race of the season, held at the Sepang International Circuit. 5.30 Live UEFA Europa League Football. Hamburg SV v Celtic (kick-off 6pm). Live UEFA Europa League Football. Villarreal v Lazio (kick-off 8.05pm). Coverage of the UEFA Europa League Group G fixture at the Estadio El Madrigal. 10.15 Goal! The latest Bundesliga fixtures. 10.45 ESPN Kicks UEFA Europa League Highlights. Action from the fourth round of group fixtures. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi Michael Jacksons Private Home Movies The Simpsons. Lisa poses as a nun. Modern Family. Mitchells mother visits. Modern Family. The family has a barbecue. Bones. Brennan and Booth investigate charred human remains. Drama, with Emily Deschanel. Lie To Me. A figure from Lightmans past drags him into a situation that tests his loyalty. NCIS: Los Angeles. The detectives look into the death of a defence contractor. Star Trek: Voyager. A spatial distortion damages the ship, trapping several crew members. Street Crime UK. A mass street brawl. Street Crime UK. A high-speed chase. Restaurant In Our Living Room. Two Yorkshire couples face the cookery challenge. Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance. A drunk driver is apprehended twice in three hours. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Doctor Who. The Doctor returns to New Earth. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Bizarre ER. Fears of a fractured skull. Bizarre Animal ER. A tiger with a hernia. The Worlds Strictest Parents. Two British teenagers live with a God-fearing family in Utah. EastEnders. Syed confronts Lucy. Russell Howards Good News. Topical comedy. Family Guy 11.20 Family Guy 11.45 The Worlds Strictest Parents World News Today Art Deco Icons. A house in rural Devon. Glamours Golden Age. The influence of the American movie industry. Last in the series. A History Of Christianity. New series. Exploring the origins and meanings of Christianity. Filth: The Mary Whitehouse Story. Charting the rise of the housewife who appointed herself guardian of taste and decency. Julie Walters stars. The Thick Of It. Rebecca Front stars. 6.45 Beat The Star. Swimmer Mark Foster takes on Brenton Amedee, an investment banker. Paris Hiltons Best American Friend Forever. The winner is announced. Last in the series. Peter Andre: The Next Chapter. The singer is nervous before the launch of his new album. Fearne And -- Alesha Dixon. Fearne Cotton meets the singer. Last in the series. Coronation Street. Roy confronts Tony. Harry Hills TV Burp. Comic review. 6.50 The Darling Buds Of May. Part two of two. Pop is summoned before the magistrate. Live The Dream -- As Seen On Screen. Beautiful country homes featured in films and TV. Wycliffe. A psychiatrists wife meets with a particularly grisly end. Jack Shepherd stars. Prime Suspect V. Conclusion. Tough Superintendent Jane Tennison is transferred to the Manchester force and sets about solving the murder of a local drug dealer. Helen Mirren stars. 5.30 UEFA Europa League Live. AS Roma v Fulham (kick-off 6pm) and Toulouse v Shakhtar Donetsk (kick-off 8.05pm). Matt Smith is joined by Andy Townsend and Robbie Earle to present a double bill of matchday four group games, beginning at the Stadio Olimpico and concluding at the Stadium Municipal. 10.35 Green Street. An American student in London is drawn into allegiance with a group of football hooligans. Drama, with Elijah Wood. Hollyoaks. Nancy lashes out at Hannah. How I Met Your Mother. Alyson Hannigan stars. Friends. Phoebe finds a mysterious cat. Friends. Chandler dates Rachels boss. Scrubs. JD goes on a short holiday. Scrubs. The Janitor spies on Carla. School Of Comedy. With Will Poulter. The Inbetweeners. The gang prepare for their exams. 11.05 Important Things With Demetri Martin 11.40 King Of The Hill Grand Designs. A couple plan to restore a derelict 19th-century house to its former glory. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Embarrassing Illnesses. A man with an STI. Embarrassing Illnesses. Excessive facial hair. Hung. Tanya continues to increase Rays client list. 10.40 Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry abuses his doctors trust. 11.20 Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA Ghost Whisperer. Melinda discovers the truth about her family. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Pamela Anderson: At Home With Joe. Part one of two. Joe Swash meets Pamela Anderson. Supernatural. The pair investigate a phantom truck driver. Jensen Ackles stars. Private Practice. Violet tries to persuade a woman to have surgery that will save her life. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A teenager is murdered in a casino penthouse. Last Of The Summer Wine. The trio attend a friends funeral. 7.40 The Good Life. Tom suspects adultery is afoot. 8.20 Yes, Prime Minister. Comedy, with Paul Eddington. Only Fools And Horses. Del runs into an old flame. 9.40 Only Fools And Horses. Rodney wins a holiday at a five-star hotel in Majorca. David Jason stars. 10.45 Absolutely Fabulous. Edina and Patsy fall out. 11.25 Smack The Pony. Comedy sketch show. Judge John Deed. A doctor is accused of murdering a seriously ill patient with a morphine overdose, a case which echoes a dilemma in Deeds personal life. Martin Shaw stars. Murdoch Mysteries. The detective investigates the murder of a prostitute. Yannick Bisson stars. The Last Detective. Davies investigates when a former student is found dead after a college reunion, and finds rivalry and secrets could provide a motive. 11.35 Taggart. Blythe Duff stars. The King Of Queens. Carrie loses her job. The King Of Queens. Carrie gets a job. Scrubs. Carla confronts Todd. Judy Reyes stars. Scrubs. Dr Cox develops a drinking habit. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. Judith goes into labour. Samantha Who? Comedy series. Scrubs. Comedy, starring Zach Braff. Sex And The City. Sarah Jessica Parker stars. 11.35 Sex And The City NCIS. One of Tonys old cases is re-opened. Mark Harmon and Michael Weatherly star. NCIS. A fellow agent is murdered. Family Guy. Stewie takes up smoking. American Dad! Animated comedy. Eastbound And Down. Danny McBride stars. No Signal. Satirical sketch show. Life On Mars USA. Sam discovers that his mother owes money to a gangster. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Prehistoric parasites cause trouble. Sarah Michelle Gellar stars. Smallville. Clark visits Metropolis, where hes blackmailed by a corrupt policeman. Legend Of The Seeker. Richard learns there is a price on his head. Craig Horner stars. Legend Of The Seeker. Richard learns about his family history when he returns to his birthplace. Warehouse 13. Artie instructs Myka and Pete to investigate several suspicious suicides. Mythbusters. Investigating the impact of dropping a penny from a skyscraper. How Do They Do It? A bell factory. How Its Made. Scalpels, oil paints and ice axes. The Detonators. Two paper mills that are about to be demolished using very different methods. Deadliest Catch. A storm causes many maydays as the opilo crab season draws to a close. Destroyed In Seconds. An earthquake in Taiwan. Destroyed In Seconds. A high-speed collision. Border Security USA. A smuggler makes a poor job of hiding a shipment of cocaine. Britains Greatest Machines. Chris Barrie explores the technology of the Sixties. Big, Bigger, Biggest. Examining the construction of a 160,000-ton cruise liner. Richard Hammonds Engineering Connections. The inspiration for Wembley Stadium. Seconds From Disaster. The devastating Boxing Day 2004 tsunami in the Indian Ocean. First Across Australia. The journey of the first man to travel across Australia. Ice Road Truckers. The Atigun Pass is made even more dangerous than usual. Ice Road Truckers. Hugh discovers he and Alex are not the only rivals on the road. Expedition: Africa. Benedict Allen and his team participate in a blood drinking ritual. Warriors. Terry Schappert explores the warrior society of the Mayans. Antiques Roadshow. The experts make a return visit to Eastnor Castle in Herefordshire. Sex, Love And War. Britons who had risky wartime affairs with Germans. My Family At War. Matthew Kelly retraces the footsteps of his serviceman great uncle. Infamous Assassinations Infamous Assassinations Antiques Roadshow. The experts make a return visit to Eastnor Castle in Herefordshire. The Duchess. A large group spends the night. Furry Tales. The demand for pet cemeteries. Celebrity Ghost Stories. New series. Celebrities share their paranormal stories. Paranormal State Psychic Detectives. Unsolved crimes. Psychic Investigators. A missing woman. Psychic Kids. Caitlyn and Tori are tormented by spirits and nightmares. Our Psychic Family. Documentary. Dog Borstal. A bullying Weimaraner, a retriever that hates walking and a bus-loathing mongrel. British Style Genius. An exploration of the country look, as sported by the Royal family. Sky Cops. Londons helicopter team polices the Notting Hill Carnival. Jamie Theakston narrates. Coast. A journey along the Welsh shoreline. British Isles: A Natural History. Alan Titchmarsh examines the end of the ice age. Horizon. An examination of the theory that life on earth resulted from a very severe ice age. Life In Cold Blood. David Attenborough explores the secrets of snakes. Natures Great Events. The sardine run along South Africas east coast each winter. Equator. Author and broadcaster Simon Reeve travels around the equator. Horizon. 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