SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Wednesday, 4 November 2009 21 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 5.15 W. Biopic of George W Bush. Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Animation. Get Smart. A clumsy secret agent battles a sinister terrorist organisation. Comedy, based on the Sixties TV series, with Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, Dwayne Johnson and Alan Arkin. Saw V. An FBI agent learns a detective has picked up where notorious serial killer Jigsaw left off. Horror sequel, starring Scott Patterson, Costas Mandylor, Tobin Bell and Betsy Russell. 5.50 Over Her Dead Body. With Paul Rudd. A Christmas Carol World Premiere Fools Gold. A bickering couple are reunited on a quest to locate a legendary treasure. With Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland and Ray Winstone. American Pie 2. The hapless teenagers hope to broaden their sexual horizons over the course of a summer. With Jason Biggs and Chris Klein. 11.50 I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry 5.50 The Mummy. With Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah and Arnold Vosloo. Vantage Point. An assassination attempt against the US president is followed from several perspectives. With Dennis Quaid and Matthew Fox. 9.40 The Top 10 Show Knock Off. A fashion designer tries to stop terrorists getting their hands on microscopic bombs. With Jean-Claude Van Damme and Rob Schneider. 11.35 Rush Hour 3. With Jackie Chan. 6.15 Shrek. Animated adventure, with the voices of Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy. The Flintstones. Fred is promoted to manager and gets embroiled in an embezzlement scam. Comedy, with John Goodman, Rick Moranis and Elizabeth Perkins. 9.45 Jurassic Park III. Dr Alan Grant is lured to a dinosaur-infested island by parents searching for their missing son. Sci-fi adventure sequel, with Sam Neill. 11.25 Turner And Hooch. Comedy, with Tom Hanks. 6.00 Arlington Road. With Jeff Bridges, Tim Robbins, Joan Cusack and Hope Davis. Brideshead Revisited. A student at Oxford in the Twenties is drawn into the glamorous world of two aristocratic siblings. With Matthew Goode, Ben Whishaw, Hayley Atwell and Emma Thompson. 10.15 Intersection. An architect takes stock of his messy life, resolving to get himself back on the straight and narrow. With Richard Gere and Sharon Stone. 6.35 Apollo 13. Fact-based drama about the efforts to return the crew of the Apollo 13 lunar mission to Earth after an explosion. With Tom Hanks, Kevin Bacon, Bill Paxton and Gary Sinise. Skinwalkers. A boy finds himself at the centre of a war between two rival factions of werewolves. With Rhona Mitra, Jason Behr, Elias Koteas and Matthew Knight. 10.45 One Missed Call. With Shannyn Sossamon, Edward Burns, Ana Claudia Talancn and Ray Wise. 6.15 Wild Child. Comedy, starring Emma Roberts, Johnny Pacar and Aidan Quinn. Kung Fu Panda. A lazy panda must master martial arts to defend his peaceful valley home. Animated comedy, with the voices of Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman. 9.45 Bad Boys. Two detectives have to swap identities in the hunt for a stolen heroin consignment. Action thriller, starring Will Smith, Martin Lawrence and Tea Leoni. 11.45 Superhero Movie Black Snake Moan. A self-destructive woman is taken prisoner by a religious blues musician determined to save her soul. Drama, starring Christina Ricci and Samuel L Jackson. Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Jedi knight Anakin Skywalker embarks on a rescue mission. Animated adventure, with the voices of Matt Lanter and Christopher Lee. 10.45 Bangkok Dangerous. A hitman travels to Thailand to murder four people. Action thriller, starring Nicolas Cage. 6.20 The FBI Story. Fact-based drama, following the early years of the Federal Bureau of Investigations. With James Stewart, Vera Miles, Murray Hamilton and Larry Pennell. Soapdish. An egotistical soap star is enraged by a producers plans to bring her down a peg or two. Comedy, starring Sally Field, Kevin Kline, Whoopi Goldberg and Carrie Fisher. Heart Of Darkness. Drama, with Tim Roth, John Malkovich, Isaach de Bankol and James Fox. 5.05 Crash Dive 7.10 Babys Day Out. A baby loose on the streets of New York causes havoc for a trio of would-be kidnappers. Comedy, with Joe Mantegna and Lara Flynn Boyle. Behind Enemy Lines. A naval air commander leads an unauthorised mission to save a pilot shot down by Serbian militia. Drama, starring Gene Hackman, Owen Wilson and Gabriel Macht. Fever Pitch. Comedy, starring Colin Firth, Ruth Gemmell, Neil Pearson and Holly Aird. 5.30 There Will Be Blood. Historical drama, starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Paul Dano and Dillon Freasier. 8.10 Paper Moon. A conman teams up with an orphan for a journey across Depression-era America. Drama, starring real-life father-and-daughter Ryan and Tatum ONeal. All The Real Girls. A naive small-town girl is stunned but flattered when a local womaniser sets her in his sights. Drama, with Paul Schneider and Zooey Deschanel. 11.50 Desperado movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm david tennant, 7pm, BBc3 stephanie Waring, 7pm, e4 tony robinson, 9pm, more4 helen mirren, 10pm, itV3 Jennifersaunders,10.45pm,G.o.L.d. Barry manilow, 11pm, Bio skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn Haye V Valuev Countdown Soccer Special. Ed Chamberlin introduces pre-match reports and news of all tonights goals as they go in, and studio guests keep their eye on the big games and talking points. Plus, a classified results round-up from all of this evenings fixtures. Haye V Valuev Countdown Football Special. West Ham United v Aston Villa. Highlights of the match at Upton Park. FIFA Futbol Mundial Football magazine. 5.00 Live UEFA Champions League Live UEFA Champions League. Arsenal v AZ Alkmaar (kick-off 7.45pm). This evenings matchday four fixture comes from Group H and the Emirates Stadium, as the Gunners entertain the Dutch champions. UEFA Champions League Goals. A review of the latest matchday four fixtures. Haye V Valuev Countdown Total Rugby. Recent rugby union matches. Summer Speed Motorsport. Highlights of the Kartmasters Grand Prix from Lincolnshire. Ten Pin Bowling. Action from the Weber Cup at the Barnsley Metrodome. Haye V Valuev Countdown European Tour Weekly. The latest news. Transworld Sport. Action from mainstream activities and minority interest events. Ten Pin Bowling. Action from the Weber Cup at the Barnsley Metrodome. World Match Tour Sailing Live UEFA Champions League. Unirea Urziceni v Rangers (kick-off 7.45pm). The Gers bid to get their Group G campaign back on track tonight as they face the Romanian champions at the Stadionul Steaua in Bucharest. Watersports World. Highlights of aquatic activities from across the planet. Powder Adventures. Includingsnowboarding. World Match Tour Sailing 6.00 Live Under-17s World Cup Football. Coverage of a second-round match (kick-off 6pm). 8.05 Wednesday Selection 8.15 Show Jumping. The World Cup event in Lyon, France. 9.15 Riders Club 9.20 European Tour Golf 9.50 Golf Club 9.55 Sailing 10.25 Yacht Club Wednesday Selection. Sport round-up. Olympic Magazine. The Olympic movement. Race Of Champions. The motor sport event. Serie A Weekly Round- Up. Highlights. Eredivisie Review Show. The latest round of fixtures from the Dutch top flight. Russian Premier League Review PortuGol. Highlights from the Super Liga. ESPN Kicks 9.45 ESPN Football Funnies UFC Unleashed. Archival footage from the world championship for mixed martial arts. NBA Fastbreak. Basketball highlights. Russian Premier League Review entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi Michael Jacksons Private Home Movies The Simpsons. Mr Burns chooses an heir. Project Runway. The designers try to transform wedding dresses. Presented by Heidi Klum. NCIS: Los Angeles. The detectives look into the death of a defence contractor. NCIS: Los Angeles. A marine who was living a double life is killed. Drama, with Chris ODonnell. Law And Order. An apparent suicide becomes a murder case. Drama, starring Jeremy Sisto. Star Trek: Voyager. Harry Kim wakes up back on Earth. Sci-fi adventure, starring Garrett Wang. Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance. Officers raid the house of an international drug trafficker. Criminal Minds. Hotchner and Reid secure a pre- execution interview with a death-row inmate. Eleventh Hour. Several apparently healthy 11-year-old boys suddenly die of heart attacks. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Doctor Who. David Tennant and Freema Agyeman star. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Dont Tell The Bride. Childhood sweethearts prepare to walk up the aisle. The Noughties -- Was That It? New series. First of a two-part documentary taking a look at the social and cultural changes society has gone through since the turn of the 21st century, featuring contributions from politicians and celebrities. Family Guy 11.50 Family Guy World News Today Timeshift -- The Last Days Of The Liners. The glamour of travelling on an ocean liner. Art Deco Icons. A fantasy house in rural Devon. Culture Fix. A celebration of the life and work of Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec. Flight Of The Conchords 10.25 Its Only A Theory. With Julian Richards. 10.55 Wallander. A Liberian immigrant is found murdered in a rail yard. Krister Henriksson stars. Harry Hills TV Burp. Comic review. New Youve Been Framed! Gossip Girl. Chuck finds out Carter has been keeping a secret from Serena. Trinity. Charlotte decides to try to abolish the Dandelion Club. Antonia Bernath stars. What Women Want. A womanising executive accidentally gains the ability to hear the thoughts of the opposite sex. Romantic comedy, starring Mel Gibson and Helen Hunt. 6.50 The Darling Buds Of May. Part one of two. Pop bids for a stately home. 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot. An archaeologists beautiful wife is murdered during an excavation in the Middle East. Fortunately, a holidaying Poirot is on hand to investigate. Mystery, starring David Suchet. Prime Suspect V. Part one of two. Tough Superintendent Jane Tennison (Helen Mirren) is transferred to the Manchester force and sets about solving the murder of a local drugs dealer. UEFA Champions League: Countdown To Kick-off 7.30 SAS: The Soldiers Story Dollhouse. Echo assumes the personality of an outdoorswoman when she is hired by a client. Cops With Cameras. Police in Wales carry out a dawn raid. Narrated by Hugo Speer. Vinnie Jones Toughest Cops USA. Vinnie experiences the work of a special police unit in New Orleans. 11.05 Alone In The Dark. Horror, with Christian Slater and Tara Reid. Hollyoaks. Stephanie Waring stars. How I Met Your Mother. Alyson Hannigan stars. Friends. Phoebe receives shocking news. Friends. Ross and Rachel get back together. The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen. A host of Victorian literary heroes join forces to defeat a nefarious villain. Comic-book adventure, starring Sean Connery and Shane West. 11.10 School Of Comedy 11.40 Fonejacker Grand Designs. A modernist white cube in Hastings. Presented by Kevin McCloud. More4 News. The days stories. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Time Team. Tony Robinson and the team visit Chapel Hill in the Fens, Cambridgeshire. Gerrys Big Decision. Entrepreneur Gerry Robinson helps struggling businesses. 11.05 Saving Grace. The team investigates the killing of a robber with Downs syndrome. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda finds her father and learns he had wrongly convicted a man of murder. New Most Haunted. Yvette Fielding and the team visit a Tudor gatehouse. Yvette And Karl: Down On One Knee. Yvette travels to America to scatter her fathers ashes. Dating In The Dark. The final episode of the dating show, and playboy Dean is spoilt for choice. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The dismembered body of a college student is found. 6.00 Only Fools And Horses 7.05 Last Of The Summer Wine 7.45 The Good Life. Tom and Barbara consider a holiday. 8.20 Yes, Prime Minister. Jim plans to cut arts funding. Only Fools And Horses. The Trotters do a spot of decorating. 9.40 Only Fools And Horses. A retired jeweller offers Del the deal of a lifetime. David Jason stars. 10.45 Absolutely Fabulous. Jennifer Saunders stars. 11.25 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. The detective and Havers head for the Scottish Highlands to investigate the death of a respected playwright. Detective drama, guest starring James McAvoy. Silent Witness. A boys body is discovered near his school, and a search is launched when the classmate he was last seen with is reported missing. Forensic crime drama, guest starring Reece Dinsdale. 11.10 Judge John Deed. A doctor is accused of murdering a patient. The King Of Queens. Doug lands in hot water. The King Of Queens. Leah Remini stars. Scrubs. Dr Cox insults Dr Kelsos son. Scrubs. Zach Braff and Donald Faison star. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. American comedy. Bill Hicks -- One Night Stand. Dark comedy. 10.35 South Park. Adult animation. 11.05 Sex And The City. Sarah Jessica Parker stars. 11.40 Sex And The City NCIS. The agents investigate the private life of a murdered commander. Sean Murray stars. NCIS. The team investigates the death of a marine. Crime drama, starring Mark Harmon. Family Guy. Brian begins a directing career. American Dad! Stan becomes a drag racer. Family Guy. Peter loses his job at a factory. Family Guy. Animated adventures. Burn Notice. Michael helps a Russian woman free her sister. Jeffrey Donovan stars. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Joyce meets a seemingly perfect man. Smallville. Clark and Lex attempt to rescue high school students taken hostage by a janitor. Polar Opposites. Premiere. A scientist holds the fate of the world in his hands when a nuclear test begins a series of earthquakes. Adventure, with Charles Shaughnessy. 10.50 Deadly Invasion: The Killer Bee Nightmare. Thriller, starring Robert Hays and Nancy Stafford. Mythbusters. Testing the danger of urinating on an electrified train track. How Do They Do It? Examining airbags. How Its Made. Umbrellas. Egypts Mystery Chamber. An ancient Egyptian tomb discovered in 2005. Treeman Meets Treeman: Shocking Story Destroyed In Seconds. A plane crash. Destroyed In Seconds. A blaze at a factory. Border Security USA. A man going through customs in Chicago makes a shocking discovery. Maximum Security: American Justice. A look at life inside Georgias prisons. Banged Up Abroad. The story of how Major Phil Ashby was taken hostage in Sierra Leone. Border Security USA. A routine drug search in New York turns into a race to save a mans life. Seconds From Disaster. The events that nearly led to the destruction of the USS Forrestal. First Across Australia. The journey of the first man to travel across Australia. Ice Road Truckers. Tim and George face a race against time to make it to their destination. Ax Men. The underdogs get their chance, while helicopter logging suffers under a new pilot. Americas Toughest Jobs. The six remaining competitors are challenged to work as loggers. Warriors. How the Germanic tribes of 9AD were able to defeat the might of the Roman army. Antiques Roadshow. The experts visit Eastnor Castle in Herefordshire. Michael Aspel presents. Sex, Love And War. Four women reveal their intimate wartime romances. My Family At War. Dan Snow and Natalie Cassidy investigate their ancestors. Infamous Assassinations Infamous Assassinations Antiques Roadshow. The experts visit Eastnor Castle in Herefordshire. Michael Aspel presents. The Duchess. The chef prepares a dinner party. Furry Tales. People who pamper their pets. Planet Rock Profiles. James Morrison. Planet Rock Profiles. A look at Stings career. The Bee Gees -- Keppel Road. Interview with Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb. The Bee Gees: Live By Request. A concert by the enduringly popular band. Barry Manilow: Songs From The 70s. A performance by the singer. Dog Borstal. A spoilt Labrador, a stubborn boxer and a short-tempered Jack Russell. British Style Genius. The work of Vivienne Westwood, John Galliano and Alexander McQueen. Sky Cops. South Yorkshire police crack down on car thieves. Narrated by Jamie Theakston. Coast. Neil Oliver reveals why Americans once attacked the port of Whitehaven. 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