SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Tuesday, 3 November 2009 23 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.00 War, Inc. Comedy drama, starring John Cusack, Hilary Duff and Marisa Tomei. Get Smart. Clumsy Maxwell Smart longs to leave his desk job in a top secret intelligence agency and become a fully-fledged spy. Comedy, with Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway. Saw V. An FBI agent learns a detective has picked up where serial killer Jigsaw left off. Horror sequel, starring Scott Patterson, Costas Mandylor and Tobin Bell. 11.45 W. Biopic. 6.10 Death Becomes Her. With Goldie Hawn, Meryl Streep and Bruce Willis. St Trinians. Mischievous schoolgirls hatch a daring plan to save their boarding school from closure. With Rupert Everett, Colin Firth, Russell Brand and Gemma Arterton. 9.45 American Pie. Four teenage boys make a pact to lose their virginity before the high-school prom. With Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth and Chris Klein. 11.25 Mr Woodcock. With Billy Bob Thornton. 5.55 Die Hard 2. A cop single-handedly takes on a terrorist gang. With Bruce Willis. Babylon AD. A mercenary is hired to protect a girl, unaware she is the key to mankinds salvation. With Vin Diesel, Michelle Yeoh and Melanie Thierry. 9.45 The Top 10 Show Kill Switch. A homicide detective pursues a serial killer stalking the streets of Memphis. With Steven Seagal, Holly Elissa Dignard and Chris Thomas King. 11.40 Die Hard 2 6.25 Horton Hears A Who! Animated comedy, with the voices of Jim Carrey and Steve Carell. A Christmas Carol World Premiere How She Move. An aspiring medical student competes in a street dancing contest to hopefully fund her education. Drama, starring Rutina Wesley and Tre Armstrong. 10.15 The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor. A family of explorers battles an evil Chinese Emperor who has been resurrected. Adventure, starring Brendan Fraser. 5.45 The Mexican. With Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, James Gandolfini and Gene Hackman. We Own The Night. A nightclub managers loyalties are torn between his policeman father and his criminal clientele. With Joaquin Phoenix, Mark Wahlberg, Robert Duvall and Eva Mendes. The Brave One. A radio talk-show hosts life is shattered when a brutal attack leaves her in hospital and results in her fiancs death. With Jodie Foster, Terrence Howard and Naveen Andrews. 5.35 Monster Ark 7.15 Black Water. Tourists on a boat trip through a swamp are attacked by a ferocious crocodile. With Diana Glenn, Maeve Dermody and Andy Rodoreda. Back To The Future. Teenager Marty McFly travels back to the Fifties in a time machine built by his eccentric inventor friend. With Michael J Fox, Christopher Lloyd and Lea Thompson. Pathology. With Milo Ventimiglia, Alyssa Milano, Michael Weston and Lauren Lee Smith. 6.10 Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging. Comedy drama, starring Georgia Groome. Sex And The City. Fashion-mad journalist Carrie Bradshaw prepares for her wedding, which is becoming an increasingly lavish affair. Comedy, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon. Rambo. The one-man army travels to Burma to rescue a party of missionaries from a military officer. Adventure, with Sylvester Stallone. 5.50 The Simpsons Movie 7.20 The Eye. A blind woman undergoes surgery that restores her sight, only to be haunted by terrifying visions. Horror, with Jessica Alba and Alessandro Nivola. Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worlds End. The swashbuckling heroes must rescue Captain Jack Sparrow from the land of the dead. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley and Bill Nighy. 11.50 Adulthood 6.45 The Sins Of Rachel Cade. An American missionary nurse falls in love while working in the Congo. Romantic drama, starring Angie Dickinson, Roger Moore and Peter Finch. All The Presidents Men. Fact-based political drama about the investigative journalists who exposed the Watergate scandal that eventually forced the resignation of President Nixon. Starring Robert Redford, Dustin Hoffman and Jason Robards. 11.45 The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing 6.50 In Good Company. A middle-aged executive ends up working for a younger man who is dating his daughter. Satirical comedy, starring Dennis Quaid and Topher Grace. Men Of Honor. A US Navy recruit resolves to beat racism and become the forces first black diver. However, his superior officers are determined to see him fail. Fact-based drama, starring Cuba Gooding Jr, Robert De Niro and Hal Holbrook. 11.25 Dawn Of The Dead. Horror, with Sarah Polley. 5.50 The Joy Luck Club. Drama, starring Kieu Chinh, Ming-Na, Tsai Chin and France Nuyen. 8.10 A-Z Of Indie 8.25 Margot At The Wedding. A writer attends her sisters wedding, and stirs up conflict within the family. Comedy drama, starring Nicole Kidman. American Beauty. A suburban American husband in a mid-life crisis rejects the banality of his family life. Black comedy drama, starring Kevin Spacey, Annette Bening and Thora Birch. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm sarah michelle Gellar, 7pm, sci-fi dannii minogue, 9pm, itV2 america Ferrera, 9pm, e4 James mcavoy, 9pm, alibi Jon culshaw, 9pm, Bio hugh Laurie, 10.30pm, sky1 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn 6.30 Revista De La Liga. Highlights. Soccer Special. Ed Chamberlin introduces pre-match reports and news of all tonights goals as they go in, while studio guests keep their eye on the big games and talking points. Plus, a classified round-up from all of this evenings fixtures. Poker Million. Action from the 10th heat of the big-money tournament in London. Live UEFA Champions League. Manchester United v CSKA Moscow (kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from the matchday four Group B encounter at Old Trafford, where a victory for the hosts would guarantee their passage into the knockout stage. UEFA Champions League Goals. A review of this evenings matchday four fixtures. Revista De La Liga. Mark Bolton presents highlights of the latest La Liga matches in Spain. Mountain Biking. The End 2 End Challenge. Highlights from the Isle of Man. Pool. Highlights of the World Pool Masters at the Riviera Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. European Challenge Tour Golf. Action from the Apulia San Domenico Grand Final. Sports Unlimited. Magazine programme rounding up activities from across the world. Mountain Biking. The End 2 End Challenge. Highlights staged on the Isle of Man. 6.30 Sports Unlimited. Offbeat activities. Live UEFA Champions League. Atletico Madrid v Chelsea (kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from the matchday four Group D encounter at the Estadio Vicente Caldern. The Blues recorded a 4-0 victory in the reverse fixture two weeks ago. Pool. Highlights of the World Pool Masters at the Riviera Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. HSBC Champions Golf: Preview 11.30 Spirit of Yachting. The Maxi Yacht Rolex Cup. 6.15 Race Of Champions. The Nations Cup event at the Beijing National Stadium in China. Boxing. Mikkel Kessler v Gusmyr Perdomo. Action from the WBA Super Middleweight title bout at the MCH Messecentre Herning in Denmark. Freeride Spirit Show 10.15 Inside WTCC. The latest news. 10.45 Porsche Super Cup. Highlights. 11.15 Race Of Champions. The Nations Cup event. 5.30 Dutch League 7.15 Russian Premier League Football. FC Moscow v Zenit St Petersburg. Highlights of the top-flight clash at the Eduard Streltsov Stadium. Serie A Weekly Round- Up. Highlights. Eredivisie Review Show. The latest round of fixtures from the Dutch top flight. Russian Premier League Review French Rugby. Highlights. E:60. Magazine show. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi Michael Jacksons Private Home Movies The Simpsons. Homer and Bart go rafting. Stargate Universe. Conditions continue to deteriorate as the ships water reserves dwindle. Ross Kemp: Behind The Story. Documentary. Ross Kemp Remembers Gangs. The film-maker introduces his investigation into Kenyan gangs. House. A businessman believes his sons illness is due to karma. Drama, starring Hugh Laurie. Lie To Me. The hunt for Eric Matheson. Star Trek: Voyager. Kes becomes broody. Sci-fi adventure, starring Jennifer Lien. Sun, Sea And A&E. An 18-year-old who was assaulted has his jaw wired shut. Chuck. The day of Awesome and Ellies wedding finally arrives. Last in the series. Danny Dyers Deadliest Men. A former SAS soldier recalls his past experiences. Sexcetera. Examining aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the strange. Doctor Who. A hospital is transported to the moon. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential The Worlds Strictest Parents. Two teenagers are sent to live with a God-fearing family in Atlanta. Dont Tell The Bride. Childhood sweethearts prepare to walk up the aisle. EastEnders. Jane tries to persuade Ian to adopt. Britains Really Disgusting Food. Alex Riley searches for unpleasant food. Family Guy 11.50 Family Guy World News Today Tales From The Green Valley. Salmon fishing. Life. Exploring the courtship of sea dragons and the climbing methods employed by gobies. Timeshift -- The Last Days Of The Liners. The glamour of travelling on an ocean liner. Its Only A Theory. With Julian Richards. Romanzo Criminale. Premiere. A criminal tries to seize control of Romes underworld. Crime drama, starring Pierfrancesco Favino. Gossip Girl. Lily comes back to New York to find her family are definitely not as she left them. Peter Andre: The Next Chapter. Peter and the kids head off to Marbella for a break. Dannii Minogue Uncut: Piers Morgans Life Stories. Dannii talks about being a mentor on The X Factor and how she helped Kylie battle cancer. Oceans Twelve. The crooks are reunited when an enemy demands they pay back the money they stole. Comedy, with George Clooney. 6.50 The Darling Buds Of May. Part two of two. Charleys career hangs in the balance. 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot. The fastidious detective investigates a double poisoning, attempting to prove the innocence of Elinor Carlisle, the chief suspect for the deaths of her aunt and her rival in love. Taggart. Ross goes undercover in a bid to restore his reputation following a disappointing appraisal, investigating the death of an Army recruit. 11.35 Wycliffe. A farmer goes missing. The Office: An American Workplace The Office: An American Workplace Minder. Arthur causes a diplomatic incident by trying to strike a deal with a Russian ship. Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. Part two of two. Oz uses his head to get Dennis out of trouble. 10.05 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. Converting Thornley Manor into timeshare holiday homes. 11.10 The Amityville Horror. Horror, starring James Brolin. Hollyoaks. Malachy feels suffocated. How I Met Your Mother. Neil Patrick Harris stars. Friends. Ross finds a growth on his buttocks. Friends. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest. Ugly Betty. Marc and Amanda give Betty a raunchy makeover. America Ferrera stars. Supersize Vs Superskinny. An obese father who only leaves the house to go to work. Samantha Who? With Christina Applegate. RuPauls Drag Race. Last in the series. Grand Designs. A couple plan to build a wooden-framed house in the New Forest. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Location, Location, Location. The presenters search for properties near Exeter. True Stories: Sweethearts Of The Prison Rodeo. Female prisoners prepare to compete in a closed- doors rodeo against inmates from nine all-male penitentiaries. Ghost Whisperer. Payne is reunited with a former girlfriend, who tells him he is a father. Americas Next Top Model. The girls are challenged to appear in a TV commercial. New Most Haunted. A Tudor gatehouse is reportedly haunted by its former residents. Medium. Allison suspects a womans children are responsible for her disappearance. Medium. Allison is gunned down by a man and awakens five years in the past. 6.00 Only Fools And Horses. Del tries computer dating. 7.40 The Good Life. Barbara rips her last posh frock. 8.20 Yes, Prime Minister. Jim takes on radical new ideas. Only Fools And Horses. Rodney becomes a wanted man. 9.40 Only Fools And Horses. The Trotters are going up in the world. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star. 10.50 Gimme Gimme Gimme. A half-naked man appears. Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Maisie Raine. An elderly man is viciously attacked. Drama, starring Pauline Quirke. 55 Degrees North. Nicky comes under investigation for corruption. The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. The detective and Havers head for the Scottish Highlands to investigate the death of a respected playwright. Drama, guest starring James McAvoy. 10.55 Silent Witness. A boys body is discovered and his schoolmate goes missing. The King Of Queens. Doug plays softball. The King Of Queens. Judge Reinhold stars. Scrubs. Turk finds out Carla is pregnant. Scrubs. Dr Cox and Jordan go on a date. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. Chelsea becomes ill. South Park. Adult animation. The Comedy Store Sex And The City. Carrie considers monogamy. 11.35 Sex And The City NCIS. McGee investigates a suspected murder at a womens prison. Sean Murray stars. NCIS. Ducky is violently assaulted at a crime scene. David McCallum stars. Family Guy. Brian becomes a sniffer dog. American Dad! Animated comedy. Predator Raw. Unseen footage from the To Catch A Predator series, featuring a police sting. Nip/Tuck. Sean experiences Hollywood when he suffers at the hands of a TV critic. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Part two of two. Spike tortures Angel. Sarah Michelle Gellar stars. Smallville. Clark struggles to save Pete from being devoured by a female classmate. Warehouse 13. Myka and Pete investigate suspicious suicides. Eddie McClintock stars. Dollhouse. Further information is revealed about Sierras connection to Rossum. The Last Winter. Supernatural thriller, starring Ron Perlman and James LeGros. Mythbusters. The explosive possibilities of using a mobile phone in a petrol station. Deadliest Catch. The realities of life on board ship in the harsh conditions of the Bering Sea. Deadliest Catch. A savage storm causes many maydays as the crab season draws to a close. Whale Wars. Paul is handed a package containing a mysterious white powder. Deadliest Catch. The realities of life on board ship in the harsh conditions of the Bering Sea. Border Security USA. A man struggles to gain entry to the US in Detroit. Journey To Jupiter. The launch of new missions to explore the largest planet in the solar system. Ground Warfare. New series. The evolution of combat over the past 3,000 years. Samurai Sword. The history of the weapon that dominated the battlefields of Japan. Seconds From Disaster. The collision of two aeroplanes before take-off in 1977. Britains Real Monarch. Intriguing evidence suggesting Edward IV was illegitimate. Ice Road Truckers. Hugh and Alex race to determine which of them is the superior driver. Oil Riggers. Gerald pushes the Longhorn team to breaking point, and two roughnecks are injured. Mega Movers. A look at the difficult tasks of transporting a 19th-century house. Warriors. Series of drama-documentaries on the most famous warriors in history. Antiques Roadshow. The team travels to Salford and discovers Zulu wedding beads. Sex, Love And War. The boom in short-lived marriages during the Second World War. Secret History. Examining the last flight of the Red Baron in the First World War. Infamous Assassinations Infamous Assassinations Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team travels to Salford. The Duchess. A couple get married. Furry Tales. Documentary. Two Queens And A Castle Two Queens And A Castle In My Life: Jon Culshaw. Profile of the impressionist, star of Dead Ringers and 2DTV. Obsessed. New series. Two people try to overcome their obsessions. I Survived. The story of a woman who survived an attack by knife-wielding robbers in her shop. Dog Borstal. Three experts try to improve the behaviour of aggressive dogs. British Style Genius. An exploration of the tailored look of Savile Row. Sky Cops. South Yorkshire police target teenage motorcyclists riding stolen and borrowed bikes. Coast. The team travels along the south coast of England from Bournemouth to Plymouth. British Isles: A Natural History. Uncovering evidence of dinosaurs, tropical seas and deserts. Horizon. Two scientists who tried to solve the problem of predicting volcanic eruptions. Life In Cold Blood. David Attenborough explores how amphibians first took to dry land. Natures Great Events. The return of half a billion salmon to the rivers where they were born. Last Man Standing. The athletes visit Senegal, where they compete against local villagers. Horizon. 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