London Lite Tuesday, 3 November 2009 21 TELEVISION Filmchoice FILM RATINGS excellent very good good average poor KEY (R)repeat (S)subtitles on text service Dawn Of The Dead Film4, 11.25pm (2004) A woRldwide plague has turned most of humanity into super-aggressive, groaning flesh-eaters. A few average Joes -- including a nurse, a policeman and a salesman -- are the only real people left, and they do what any normal American would do when threatened with imminent death: head to a shopping mall. Stars lots of zombies, above. Men Of Honor Film4, 9pm (2000) CUBA GoodiNG JR plays Carl Brashear, who became Americas first black naval diver. Robert de Niro, above with Gooding, plays instructor Billy Sunday... and to say he wants to see Brashear fail is something of an understatement. despite Sundays negative encouragement Brashear succeeds, and their paths cross again when both need each others help. The Amityville Horror ITV4, 11.10pm (1979) ANd yoU thought moving house was a nightmare! Get a load of what the lutz family has to put up with. They move into a suspiciously cheap house and are confronted by a room full of flies, demonic voices and a pig with red eyes (sounds like the image in my mirror every Saturday morning). Stars James Brolin and a crucifix, above. Kickboxer Five USA, 9pm (1989) JeAN-ClAUde VAN dAMMe really cant star in a normal film. How would he get to strike a pose like the one above if he was, say, in a romantic comedy: whats that honey? i think we parked the car... over there! in this fisticuffs flick, he seeks to exact revenge on the Thai fighter (no, not Star wars!) who paralysed his brother in an international kickboxing tournament. Good luck, Jean-Claude. STEPHEN MARR BBC2 ITV1 Channel 4 Five GOOD NAKED GLASSES FROM125 Cannot be used with other offers. Second pair from the same range as the first pair or below and to the same prescription. 1.5 scratch-resistant varifocal, bifocal in your first pair. Extra Options available at an additional charge on both pairs. Ends 5 December 2009. 2009 Specsavers Optical Group. All rights reserved. specsavers.co.uk or freephone 0800 0680 241 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 loose women (S). 1.30 iTV News And weather (S). 1.55 london News And weather (S). 2.00 dickinsons Real deal (S). From Southport, Merseyside. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S). with singer Katherine Jenkins. 3.59 london weather (S). 4.00 Midsomer Murders (R,S). Part one of two. An undertaker is found murdered in Fletchers Cross, where residents are divided over a spiritualist church, which could hold the clue to the case. Concludes tomorrow. 5.00 Golden Balls. Game show, with Jasper Carrott. 6.00 London Tonight (S); weather. 6.30 ITV News And Weather (S); weather. 7.00 Emmerdale (S). david tries to woo an increasingly distracted leyla, and Charity becomes frustrated when Cain remains indifferent to her charms. 7.30 Grimefighters (S,Hd). 15/24. A wolverhampton kebab shop receives surprise visitors, a drain duo rescue an essex damsel in distress, and an enforcement officer opens the doors to a squalid Newcastle house. 8.00 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? (S). Chris Tarrant invites another line-up of contestants to answer questions that could change their lives -- with lifelines Ask the Audience, Phone a Friend and 50-50 available to them if they get stuck. 9.00 7 Days On The Breadline (S). 3/3. Mel B, Austin Healey, Trinny woodall and Keith Allen try to make a difference to their adoptive families as their week on the council estates draws to an end. Austin organises a meeting for troublesome teenager luke with the Princes Trust, while Trinny realises she too has gained from the experience. last in the series. 10.00 ITV News At Ten And Weather (S). 10.30 London News And Weather (S). 10.35 Dishing The Dirt (S). 4/4. The misery of food poisoning is revealed as the programme goes undercover in the dominican Republic to investigate one of the worst cases in recent times involving more than 1,000 hotel guests. last in the series. 11.35 In Plain Sight (S). 9/15. FBi agent oConnor resurfaces to arrest Brandi for drug trafficking and murder. Convinced her sister is innocent, Mary resolves to uncover the real motive for his actions. 12.30 Premiership Rugby Union (R). including highlights of leicester Tigers v Northampton Saints; iTV News Headlines. 1.20 loose women (R). 2.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences. 3.05 iTV Nightscreen. 5.30 iTV Morning News (S). 11.00 Pingu (R). 11.10 The Flintstones (R,S). 11.35 The Flintstones (R,S). 12.00 daily Politics (S). 12.30 working lunch (S). 1.00 All Saints (S). Terri announces her resignation to Nelson. 1.45 open House (R,S). 2.15 Crisis Claims And Cons (S). investigators pick up the pieces after a hit-and-run accident. 3.00 diagnosis Murder (R,S). A doctor is suspected of killing a colleague. 3.45 Flog it! (S). From loughborough Town Hall, leicestershire. 4.30 Are you An egghead? (S). 5.15 escape To The Country (S). Searching for a home in the Surrey countryside. 6.00 Eggheads (S). Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing -- It Takes Two (S). Claudia winkleman is joined by this weeks saved couple and examines the highs and lows of the weekends performances in Choreography Corner. 7.00 Ray Mears Northern Wilderness (R,S). 2/6. The survival expert continues to explore the Canadian wilderness, discovering the history of the Hudsons Bay Company which dealt in the fur trade. learning about the skills used by the companys early traders and trappers, Ray gains an insight into how they laid the foundations for modern Canada. 8.00 James Mays Toy Stories (S). 2/4. The Top Gear presenter appeals to the British public to help him create a garden entirely out of Plasticine, which he then enters into the Chelsea Flower Show. However, while the events celebrity guests Stephen Fry and Joanna lumley are impressed by James efforts, the judges take a dimmer view of his creation. See Ben Felsenburg 9.00 Horizon (S). Black holes are considered to be among some of the most destructive forces in the universe, capable of tearing planets apart. However, they are also invisible by definition, and difficult to study. This documentary examines the work of astronomers and physicists who are trying to map a black hole in the hope of solving the mystery of what existed before the big bang. 10.00 Later Live -- With Jools Holland (S,Hd). 8/10. The host is joined by American rockers Foo Fighters, rapper Jay-Z, former Police singer Sting, songwriter Norah Jones, indie band Stornoway and composer erik Mongrain. 10.30 Newsnight (S). with Jeremy Paxman. Followed by Weather. 11.20 The Culture Show (R,S). 2/8. lauren laverne presents from the Glasgow School of Art, which is celebrating the centenary of its buildings opening. Matt Collings visits the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam, and Andrew Graham- dixon reviews an exhibition of religious art at the National Gallery. 12.20 BBC News (S). 3.05 Close. 11.00 Take Away My Takeaway (R,S); 3 Minute wonder. 11.30 Self Portrait UK (R,S). 11.35 Parents And Teens: welcome To My world (R,S). 12.00 News At Noon (S). 12.30 3 Minute wonder: Famelab (S). 12.35 Film: The Black Tent (S,Hd) (1956). drama, starring Anthony Steel and Anna-Maria Sandri. 2.20 The last Voices of world war one (S). Veterans discuss the Battle of the Somme. 3.25 Countdown (S). with dr Hilary Jones. 4.10 deal or No deal (S). 5.00 The Paul oGrady Show (S). Alexandra Burke and Peter Andre join the host. 6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 2/22. Bart is placed on medication in a bid to quell his disruptive behaviour. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,Hd). Sasha tries to irritate Mercedes by asking Malachy to flirt with punters at the loft, and india is publicly humiliated when her washing bag splits. 7.00 News (S). 7.55 The Political Slot (S). Shadow Secretary of State for work and Pensions Theresa May is joined by journalist david Freud, businessman Charlie Mullins and The Apprentice winner Tim Campbell to detail how the Conservative Party plans to tackle unemployment. 8.00 How To Look Good Naked (S). 6/10. in her first appearance on the show, Kelly Chamberlain was a shy bride-to-be whose self-esteem had been shattered by breast cancer. Gok wan helped her to appreciate her body and celebrate her life. Now, the stylist revisits Kelly to discover whether she has managed to maintain her positive outlook. 9.00 Gordon Ramsays F Word (S). 1/12. New series. The chef sets out on a quest to discover Britains favourite restaurant, investigating 18 different establishments nominated by 10,000 diners from across the nation. Meanwhile, Janet Street-Porter tries to rear cows, pigs and chickens to produce three very different organic meats. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 Bleach, Nip, Tuck: The White Beauty Myth (S). 2/2. The second part of the documentary meets three people desperate to obtain whiter facial features. The programme explores how surgery claiming to westernise a persons appearance is quickly becoming popular around the world, and discovers some of the industrys most extreme procedures. 11.00 Derren Brown: Trick Of The Mind (R,S). 6/6. with guest Alistair McGowan. last in the series. 11.35 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey (S). 10/10. extended footage of some of the girls best fights and funniest moments. last in the series. 12.35 late Night Poker. The Grand Final. 1.40 FiA GT Championship (R,S). 2.05 Superbikes world Championship. 2.35 world Sport (R,S). 3.05 Freesports on 4 (R,S). 3.30 Freesports on 4 (R,S). 4.00 Channel 4 education (S). 10.45 Trisha Goddard (R,S). 11.45 diet doctors: inside And out (R,S). 12.40 Five News (S). 12.50 Floyd Around The Med (R,S). 1.15 Cooking The Books (R,S). 1.45 Neighbours (S). Ringo demands that James takes a dNA test. 2.15 Home And Away (S). 2.50 Zoo days (R,S). Brief highlights from the series. 3.15 Talking To Heaven (R,S). Part two of two. A man disturbed by visions of dead people, including his mother and victims of a serial killer, helps to solve the murder case. 5.00 Five News with Natasha Kaplinsky (S). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S). 6.00 Home And Away (R,S). Hugo accuses John of underhand tactics, while Xavier gets involved in a conflict at the boat house. 6.25 Live From Studio Five (S). ian wright, Melinda Messenger and Kate walsh host the magazine show featuring celebrity interviews. 7.30 Monkey Life (R,S). Mad Max meets his new housemates, and chimps Ben and Pip get a shock when they have another meeting with alpha-male Hananya. Piquita is the centre of attention in the woolly monkey enclosure, while Bart enjoys honey for the first time in Paddys chimp group. Followed by Five News Update. 8.00 Nature Shock (S). on August 21, 1986, nearly 2,000 people living near lake Nyos in north-west Cameroon dropped dead, severely depleting the populations of three lakeside villages. The documentary examines the circumstances surrounding the tragedy. last in the series. Followed by Five News At 9. 9.00 CSI: Miami (S). 19/25. A talented chef narrowly avoids being stabbed to death in her home, and the team is called in to investigate the circumstances surrounding the attack. while chasing a lead using fibres found between the teeth of the victims guard dog, Ryan discovers a link to a trio of con artists, but his inquiries again bring the CSis under threat from Russian mobsters. 10.00 CSI: NY (R,S). Mac and Stella investigate the shooting of a Native American chief, and soon put two people in the frame -- a company owner and an irish hurling team captain who were engaged in a fierce land dispute with the victim. However, a member of the dead mans tribe is soon suspected of the murder. Melina Kanakaredes stars. Followed by Five News Update. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (R,S). 19/23. The team is assigned to investigate the apparent kidnap of a baby from a wealthy las Vegas family, but Grissom struggles to maintain an air of professional detachment. 12.00 The FBi Files (R,S). The agency tries to bring a serial bank robber to justice. 12.55 SuperCasino. 3.00 US PGA Golf. 3.55 ironman Triathlon. 4.45 Boxing Classic (R). 5.10 Neighbours (R,S). 5.35 Home And Away (R,S). GOOD NAKED GLASSES FROM125 Cannot be used with other offers. Second pair from the same range as the first pair or below and to the same prescription. 1.5 scratch-resistant varifocal, bifocal in your first pair. Extra Options available at an additional charge on both pairs. Ends 5 December 2009. 2009 Specsavers Optical Group. All rights reserved. specsavers.co.uk or freephone 0800 0680 241 index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html