20 Tuesday, 3 November 2009 London Lite 2 IN&OUTTONIGHT Mark the shows you love. See your own personal TV schedule. Share with your friends. Just text LL TV to 65400 Texts to 65400 are charged at standard rate. The service connects to the internet; data is charged at your operators standard rate. Free from London Lite BBC1 11AM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM TONIGHTSTV LOOK 2FOR1DESIGNER Standard PENTAX single vision lenses with a scratch-resistant treatment. and other single vision lenses included in offer you just pay for lenses Book an appointment online at Gordon carries on with Jordan Gordon Ramsays F Word Channel 4, 9pm James Mays Toy Stories BBC2, 8pm For his latest unhinged adventure, James May, right, gets his hands on Plasticine, and plenty of it. His aim: to create a garden entirely made out of the stuff to exhibit at the Chelsea Flower Show. The royal Horticultural Society has something of a sense of humour failure about the whole notion, but May enjoys the support of the Chelsea Pensioners, the Neasden Hindu Temple and Joanna Lumley to help him through. Black Widow Granny? BBC1, 10.35pm BeTTy NeuMar has been married five times; each husband has died in suspicious circumstances. Is the 76-year-old american widow simply the victim of bad luck, or is she a multiple-murderess? With her trial approaching, this investigation features relatives of the dead men -- including the brother whos been pursuing justice for what he believes to have been the murder of husband number four in 1986 -- and children from the marriages, plus the black widow granny herself. G ordon ramsay has made headlines for all the wrong reasons for much of this year -- reported financial travails, exchanging insults with a TV presenter in australia -- but now he returns to doing what he does best: being the resident sergeant-major of British cuisine. Which other cook has the sheer celeb clout to pull in Katie Price as a guest? The model takes on the chef for a recipe challenge: head-to-head to see who can make the best chicken Kiev and mash (if you were thinking of betting against the favourite, be warned, the artist sometimes known as Jordan decides to chuck in sugar with the spuds.Head-to-head: Ramsay and Jordan take part in a cook off EastEnders BBC1, 7.30pm JaNINe (Charlie Brooks, pictured) has a very dubious proposition for archie that could completely ruin the Mitchells and spell disaster for the whole Square. But will their ill- intentioned scheme actually amount to anything? Meanwhile, Denise learns what happened to owen, and she feels compelled to confront Lucas about it. (Id pay good money to see the feature-length version). Its a pacey, high-energy show. ramsays recipe for ravioli is filmed in a blizzard of fast cuts that would do a matrix fight sequence proud. Every week theres to be a studio cook-off between two restaurants to establish the best in each cuisine category in Britain, until eventu- ally the overall champion inde- pendent eatery is selected. Tonight its a couple of anglo- Italians, and the intense rivalry gives us plenty of reason to worry about the combination of cut-throat competition, Latin blood and kitchen knives. and dont forget to look out for the moment regular guest Janet street-Porter gets a kick- ing from a cow. you wonder how many of her shows the poor animal has sat through. 11.00 To Build or Not To Build (S). 11.30 Car Booty (S); BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S). 1.30 regional News and Weather (S). 1.45 Doctors (S). Daniel helps two brothers to discover life beyond the world of sport. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (r,S). Janet Leigh guest stars. 3.00 BBC News; Weather; regional News (S). 3.05 Mister Maker (r,S). 3.25 uncle Max (r,S). 3.35 eliot Kid (r,S). 3.50 ooglies (r,S). 4.05 raven (S). 4.35 Blue Peter (S); MyWish. 5.00 Newsround (S). 5.15 Weakest Link (S). 6.00 BBC News (S); Weather. 6.30 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 7.00 The One Show (S). adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present the live topical show. 7.30 EastEnders (S). archie and Janine plot to set fire to the Vic and pin the blame on Billy. Jane tries to persuade Ian to adopt, and Christian discovers Lucy is Syeds blackmailer. See Soap Box Followed by BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 Holby City (S). 4/55. elliot begins to crack under the stress of managing without Connie and worries he may be having a heart attack. Maria is desperate to impress Judith on her first day back at work, and Joseph returns from archies funeral determined to understand why Faye, Connie and ric have been suspended. 9.00 Around The World In 80 Days (S,HD). 4/6. Bill Turnbull and Louise Minchin embark on the fourth and longest leg of the round-the-world trip, heading from Mongolia to South Korea, where they pay tribute to the British soldiers who lost their lives in the Korean War. The pair also get a chance to ride the KTX, one of the fastest trains in the world. 10.00 BBC News (S). 10.25 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 Black Widow Granny? (S). Director Norman Hull sets out to discover the truth behind the headlines that labelled american grandmother Betty Neumar as a killer who murdered her husbands. See Ben Felsenburg 11.30 Film 2009 With Jonathan Ross (S). 9/16. The host examines robert Zemeckiss take on Dickens classic a Christmas Carol, satirical comedy The Men Who Stare at Goats, and horror Jennifers Body. 12.00 The Graham Norton Show (r,S). With rob Brydon; Weatherview. 12.50 Sign Zone: See Hear (r,S). 1.20 Sign Zone: Saving Britains Past (r,S). 1.50 Sign Zone: Jimmys Food Factory (r,S). 2.20 Sign Zone: MasterChef: The Professionals (r,S). 3.05 BBC News (S). PREVIEW BEN FELSENBURG yeuuch). The kitchen banter between the two is thickly laden with double entendres. do you want to be on top or do you prefer the bot- tom? asks ramsay. yes, of course theyre just talking oven trays. 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