SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Monday, 2 November 2009 27 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 5.15 W. Biopic, starring Josh Brolin. Star Wars: The Clone Wars Get Smart. Clumsy Maxwell Smart longs to leave his desk job in a top secret intelligence agency and become a fully-fledged spy. Comedy, starring Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway. Saw V. An FBI agent learns a detective has picked up where the notorious serial killer Jigsaw left off. Horror sequel, starring Scott Patterson, Costas Mandylor and Tobin Bell. 6.25 Wedding Daze. With Jason Biggs, Isla Fisher, Audra Blaser and Joanna Gleason. Me, Myself And Irene. A mild-mannered policeman bottles up his frustrations for years, ultimately causing him to develop a split personality. With Jim Carrey, Rene Zellweger and Mongo Brownlee. Pineapple Express. A pot-smoking slacker and his dealer get implicated in a gangland murder. With Seth Rogen, James Franco, Danny R McBride, Gary Cole and Rosie Perez. 5.20 Gone In 60 Seconds 7.20 The Mechanik. A former soldier fights to rescue a girl from the gang that killed his wife and daughter. With Dolph Lundgren and Ben Cross. Death Race. A crooked prison warden coerces a convict into taking part in a deadly car race. With Jason Statham, Joan Allen, Ian McShane and Tyrese Gibson. Shoot Em Up. With Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, Monica Bellucci and Stephen McHattie. 6.30 Igor. Animated comedy, with the voices of John Cusack, Eddie Izzard and Molly Shannon. The Sound Of Music. A novice nun is employed as governess to the children of an austere widower, bringing light, laughter and a love of all things harmonious to a family previously beset by grief and strict discipline while also falling for her employer. Musical, starring Julie Andrews. Cocoon. Sci-fi drama, starring Wilford Brimley, Jessica Tandy, Hume Cronyn and Don Ameche. 6.50 Rendition. An Egyptian-born American is abducted by the CIA and flown to another country to be subjected to brutal interrogation. With Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal. Stop-Loss. A disillusioned soldier returns home after a tour of duty in Iraq, haunted by the deaths of three of his fellow soldiers and hoping to pick up his life where he left off. With Ryan Phillippe. Deception. A bored accountant is inducted into a secret sex club. With Hugh Jackman. 5.20 Star Trek: First Contact 7.15 The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising. A teenager must prevent dark forces from recovering a mystical artefact. With Alexander Ludwig and Christopher Eccleston. The X Files: I Want To Believe. Paranormal investigators Mulder and Scully return to the FBI after years in hiding to assist in the search for several missing women. With David Duchovny. Waz. With Stellan Skarsgard, Melissa George, Ashley Walters and Selma Blair. 5.10 Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worlds End. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Johnny Depp. 27 Dresses. A woman acting as a bridesmaid at her sisters wedding is secretly in love with the groom. Romantic comedy, starring Katherine Heigl, James Marsden and Malin Akerman. Road House. A philosophy-reading kung fu expert is hired to keep the peace in a small-town bar plagued by low-life characters. Action thriller, starring Patrick Swayze and Ben Gazzara. 6.50 The American President. The US president comes under political attack for his romantic involvement with an environmentalist. Comedy, with Michael Douglas and Annette Bening. 21. A brilliant but hard-up student agrees to be inducted into a card-counting scam to raise money for college. Drama, starring Kevin Spacey, Jim Sturgess, Kate Bosworth and Laurence Fishburne. 11.05 Chaos. Crime thriller, starring Jason Statham and Wesley Snipes. 6.20 The Silver Chalice. A slave is set free and asked to create a chalice worthy of holding the cup used by Jesus in the Last Supper. Biblical drama, starring Paul Newman and Virginia Mayo. Possession. Rival academics get embroiled in the hunt for proof that Victorian poets Randolph Henry Ash and Christabel LaMotte were having an affair. Drama, starring Gwyneth Paltrow. Absolute Power. Thriller, starring Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman, Ed Harris and Judy Davis. The First Wives Club. Three middle-aged women who were dumped by their husbands for younger partners plot revenge. Comedy, with Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler and Diane Keaton. Judge Dredd. The enforcer fights to clear his name when framed for crimes committed by someone who shares his DNA. Sci-fi thriller, with Sylvester Stallone and Armand Assante. 10.50 Underworld: Evolution. Horror sequel, starring Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman and Bill Nighy. 6.00 Bart Got A Room. Teen comedy. Into The Wild. The true story of Chris McCandless, who decided to abandon the trappings of modern life in favour of living in the wilderness. Fact-based drama, starring Emile Hirsch, Marcia Gay Harden and William Hurt. The Diving-Bell And The Butterfly. The life of Jean-Dominique Bauby, who was left almost entirely paralysed by a stroke. Drama, starring Mathieu Amalric and Emmanuelle Seigner. 11.55 Girl 6 movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Ulrika Jonsson, 7pm, itV2 mark harmon, 7pm, FX tom Welling, 8pm, sci-fi hilarie Burton, 9pm, e4 rufus sewell, 10pm, Virgin 1 pamela anderson, 10pm, Living skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsXtra eUrosport espn Netbusters. The Football League. Live Football League. Sheffield United v Newcastle United (kick-off 7.45pm). Tonights Championship encounter comes from Bramall Lane. The sides last met here in an April 2007 Premier League clash, which the Magpies won 2-1. Time Of Our Lives. Former West Bromwich Albion players reminisce. Netbusters. The Football League. SPL Round-Up. The Scottish top flight. Golf. Highlights of the Mallorca Classic Skins event at the Golf Son Muntaner in Spain. International Cricket. India v Australia. Highlights from the fourth one-dayer of the seven-game series, held at the Punjab Cricket Association Stadium in Mohali. Poker. Highlights of a Bounty Hunter tournament, in which players earned cash for each competitor they eliminated, as well as winnings based on their finishing position. NFL Gameday. A round-up of the latest American football news and results and a look ahead to forthcoming matches. Powder Adventures. Snowboarding. Show Jumping. The BP Cup. Action from Spruce Meadows in Calgary, Canada. WWE: Late Night -- Bottom Line. Jack Korpela presents highlights of the latest edition of Raw. WWE: Late Night -- Afterburn. Highlights of the latest bouts featuring the stars of Smackdown. Karting. The Formula Kart Stars series. Great Run Series. The Great South Run. Angling. Highlights of this years British Junior Carp Championships. Spirit Of Yachting. The Maxi Yacht Rolex Cup. Karting. The Formula Kart Stars series. Golf. Highlights of the Mallorca Classic Skins event at the Golf Son Muntaner in Spain. Powder Adventures Karting. The Formula Kart Stars series. 5.45 Football 7.15 Eurogoals: One To One Cycling. Action from the opening round of the Track Cycling World Cup Classics season at the Manchester Velodrome. Eurogoals. Round-up of goals and highlights from around Europe. 10.15 Football. Action from a top game. 11.45 Under-17s World Cup Football Between The Lines. Ray Stubbs and guests take a sideways glance at the weekends Premier League fixtures. 8.15 Bundesliga Review Show. A look back at the latest round of fixtures in Germanys elite league. French Rugby. Highlights. Between The Lines. Ray Stubbs and guests take a sideways glance at the weekends Premier League fixtures. 11.15 Bundesliga Review Show. The latest round of fixtures. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL FX sci-Fi Michael Jacksons Private Home Movies The Simpsons. Homer is hospitalized. Futurama. Leela enters a demolition derby. The Simpsons. Lisa enters a pageant. Naked Britain. New series. Documentary. Naked Britain. Documentary. UK Border Force. The UK Border Agency implements a mass deportation. Stargate Universe. The crew makes a failed effort to avoid a collision with a star. Star Trek: Voyager. The crew abandons ship. Sci-fi adventure, starring Dwight Schultz. Nothing To Declare. Documentary. Nothing To Declare. Documentary. Moonlight. Mick finds himself in conflict with the new Assistant District Attorney. Eleventh Hour. Rufus Sewell stars as Dr Jacob Hood, a special adviser to the US government. Chuck. Sarah and Chuck grow closer as they unite to search for the spys father. Merlin. Queen Catrina forces Merlin out of Camelot. 7.45 Merlin Secrets And Magic The Real Hustle On Holiday Dont Get Screwed. Consumer show. Britains Really Disgusting Food. New series. Alex Riley searches for unpleasant food. EastEnders. Lucas proposes to Denise. The Mighty Boosh. With Noel Fielding. Family Guy. Animation. 11.20 Family Guy. Animation. 11.45 Dont Get Screwed World News Today The Sky At Night. Chris Lintott visits California. The Twenties In Colour: The Wonderful World Of Albert Kahn. Last in the series. Glamours Golden Age. The influence of the American movie industry. Last in the series. Reputations. The life of designer Gabrielle Coco Chanel. 10.45 JLB: The Man Who Saw The Future. The story of John Logie Baird, the man who invented television. All Star Mr And Mrs. Game show with Alan Halsall, Ulrika Jonsson and Rick Parfitt. Harry Hills TV Burp. Comic review. New Youve Been Framed! Hells Kitchen USA. The three remaining contestants cook for 100 mystery diners. Benidorm. A visit from Martins mother Diana (guest star Una Stubbs) fails to raise his spirits. Oceans Eleven. Crime comedy, starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts. 6.50 The Darling Buds Of May. The first episode of the whimsical rural drama. 7.55 Jeeves And Wooster. Bertie is faced with the prospect of marriage to Honoria Glossop. Live The Dream -- As Seen On Screen. Beautiful country homes featured in films and television. Taggart. Reid and Ross investigate the discovery of a mutilated body on a remote island. The Bill. A shopkeeper makes a stand against drug dealers terrorising the Manley Road estate. Andromeda. Part two of two. The Abyss and Nietzschean fleets descend on the ship. The Office: An American Workplace The Office: An American Workplace Dollhouse. Echo assumes the personality of an outdoorswoman when she is hired by a client. Sanctuary. Magnus and Will capture a superhero who is thwarting crime in the city. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. Fantasy sequel, starring Robin Shou and Talisa Soto. Hollyoaks. Sasha tries to irritate Mercedes. How I Met Your Mother. Barney hires a stripper. Friends. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Friends. Critics blast Joeys play. One Tree Hill. Peyton (Hilarie Burton) and Lucas receive a surprise about the pregnancy. Being Erica. Dr Tom sends Erica back in time to prevent Samantha from falling in love with Josh. Skins. Freddie resents his sisters lust for fame when she reaches the final of a TV talent show. Grand Designs. Kevin McCloud meets a couple whose new house was designed in Germany. More4 News. The days stories. The Daily Show Global Edition Come Dine With Me. Four amateur cooks from Croydon take up the culinary challenge. Without A Trace. The team investigates the disappearance of a local television weatherman. The Closer. The squad races against the clock to prevent a massacre. With Kyra Sedgwick. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda helps a man to find the ghost of his former girlfriend. Four Weddings. A couple plan to celebrate their wedding with a medieval-style banquet. Americas Next Top Model. The girls are challenged to appear in a television commercial. Pamela Anderson: At Home With Joe. Part one of two. Joe Swash meets Pamela Anderson. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A woman is murdered at a swingers party. Last Of The Summer Wine. Compo accepts his age. 7.40 The Good Life. Tom and Barbara catch fleas. 8.20 Yes, Prime Minister. Comedy, with Paul Eddington. Only Fools And Horses. Del gets a nasty surprise. 9.40 Only Fools And Horses. Christmas special from 1988. The Trotter brothers embark on new romances -- Rodney with Nervous Nerys and Del-Boy with Raquel. 11.25 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps The Bill. First of four episodes. DC Mickey Webb is assigned to infiltrate the Britannia. New Tricks. The team reopens a case originally worked on by a colleague of Sandras father. Taggart. The murder of a woman thrown from a bridge appears motiveless until the team is led to a microchip factory where her husband works. Drama, starring James MacPherson. 11.05 55 Degrees North. Nicky comes under investigation for corruption. The King Of Queens. American comedy. The King Of Queens. Deacons wife returns. Scrubs. Dr Cox receives an ego boost. Scrubs. JD helps a cancer patient. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. Judith goes into labour. 30 Rock. Liz goes to her high school reunion. The Office: An American Workplace Sex And The City. Charlotte models for a painter. 11.35 Sex And The City NCIS. A petty officer involved in an underground fight club is murdered. With Mark Harmon. NCIS. A robbery days before Christmas is linked to a past murder case. Pauley Perrette stars. Family Guy. Animated comedy. American Dad! Stan is suspended from his job. Burn Notice. Nate persuades Michael to help a Russian woman free her sister. NCIS. American drama following the work of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Psychopathic bloodsucker Spike hires professional killers. Smallville. Clark (Tom Welling) starts to receive cryptic warnings from a blind woman. Battlestar Galactica. Sci-fi series reinventing the cult Seventies drama, starring Edward James Olmos as the brave starship commander leading an attempt to find Earth. 10.50 Into The Sun. Action thriller, starring Steven Seagal, Matthew Davis and Juliette Marquis. Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman try to make a toilet explode. How Do They Do It? Underground railways. How Its Made. Swords, pontoons and fuses. Mythbusters. Finding out whether out-of-control cars really do explode when they crash. American Chopper. The team builds a bike fuelled by natural gas. Destroyed In Seconds. A motorcycle crashes. Destroyed In Seconds. A helicopter crashes. Border Security USA. Two men transport suspicious bundles across open seas. Alaskas Fishing Wars. New series. How Alaskas fishermen survive the elements. Hooked: Monster Fishing. Zeb Hogan searches for the Mongolian Terror Trout. Inside Natures Giants. Dissecting a giraffe to learn about its evolution. Seconds From Disaster. The 2000 Concorde tragedy, which claimed the lives of 109 people. Mountbatten: Death Of A Royal. Account of the life and brutal murder of Louis Mountbatten. Ice Road Truckers. A foot of fresh snow endangers Jack and Lisas loads. The Beckoning Silence. Joe Simpson, best known for his battle for survival in the Andes, revisits the treacherous North Face of the Eiger. Britains War Heroes. Documentary. Decoding The Past. Investigating the true meanings behind playing cards. Antiques Roadshow. The team values antiques and rarities in Lochgilphead, Argyll and Bute. Sex, Love And War. Stories of sexual liberation during the Second World War. The Somme: From Defeat To Victory. Drama- documentary exploring the battle. Weapons Races. How the Americans perfected the construction of the aircraft carrier. Antiques Roadshow. The team values antiques and rarities in Lochgilphead, Argyll and Bute. The Duchess. The life of the Duchess of Rutland. Furry Tales. The lavish lifestyles of two dogs. Royal Inquest. Speculation linking King Juan Carlos of Spain with his brothers death. Ultimate Tourist Scams. The story of Paul Rabe. Ultimate Tourist Scams. Documentary. Pretty Dangerous Snapped: Women Who Kill Women Behind Bars. Investigating what life is like behind bars for female prisoners. Dog Borstal. A dog that almost killed its owner and another which is threatening a relationship. British Style Genius. Series exploring the distinctive world of British fashion. Sky Cops. Insight into the work of South Yorkshire police as they try to reduce car crime. Coast. The team visits Shetland for the first time, journeying from Muckle Flugga to Orkney. British Isles: A Natural History. Alan Titchmarsh unravels the layers of Britains varied past. Tsunami: Eyewitness Accounts. Recalling the Asian tsunami of December 2004. Life In Cold Blood. Veteran naturalist David Attenborough explores the world of reptiles. Natures Great Events. The planets most dramatic wildlife spectacles. Last Man Standing. The athletes visit the Pacific Islands and play cricket as part of a festival. Tsunami: Eyewitness Accounts. 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