SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Wednesday, 28 October 2009 29 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 5.30 High School Musical 3: Senior Year Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Animation. City Of Ember. Two teenagers living in an underground city try to find a way to the surface. Fantasy adventure, with Saoirse Ronan, Harry Treadaway, Bill Murray and Tim Robbins. Taken. A former CIA agent goes to desperate lengths to rescue his daughter from sex traffickers. Thriller, starring Liam Neeson, Famke Janssen and Maggie Grace. 11.40 Joshua. Horror. 6.15 Fletch. A reporter investigates a man who falsely claims to be dying. With Chevy Chase. Fools Gold. A bickering couple are reunited on a quest to locate a legendary treasure. With Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland and Ray Winstone. Police Academy II: Their First Assignment. The inept police officers are let loose on the streets. With Steve Guttenberg and Bubba Smith. 11.35 Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol 6.05 The Kingdom. An American military facility in Saudi Arabia is bombed. With Jamie Foxx. Cleaner. A police crime-scene cleaner realises someone is using him to destroy evidence. With Samuel L Jackson, Ed Harris and Eva Mendes. 9.40 The Top 10 Show The Dark Knight. Batman is pushed to his limits by the rise of the Joker, a criminal mastermind spreading chaos and destruction throughout the city for his own amusement. With Christian Bale. 6.30 Beethoven. A family adopts a stray puppy. Comedy, with Charles Grodin and Bonnie Hunt. Journey To The Center Of The Earth. A scientist searching for his brother stumbles across a lost underground world. Fantasy adventure, with Brendan Fraser. 9.40 The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor. A family of explorers battles an evil Chinese Emperor who has been resurrected. Action adventure sequel, with Brendan Fraser and Jet Li. 11.45 The Gold Retrievers 6.00 The American President. With Michael Douglas, Annette Bening and Martin Sheen. Charlie Wilsons War. A US congressman secretly provides military aid to rebels in Soviet-occupied Afghanistan. With Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts and Amy Adams. 9.45 Gone Baby Gone. A private eye returns to the tough neighbourhood he grew up in to find a missing girl. With Casey Affleck, Michelle Monaghan and Morgan Freeman. 11.45 Whats Love Got To Do With It 5.45 Babylon 5: The Lost Tales 7.15 Hancock. A PR executive becomes intent on transforming the public face of a hard-drinking superhero. With Will Smith, Jason Bateman and Charlize Theron. I Am Legend. A Manhattan-based military scientist becomes the last survivor of a virus that turns humans into vampire-like creatures. With Will Smith and Alice Braga. 10.45 Deep Blue Sea. A scientist develops super-intelligent sharks. With Saffron Burrows and Samuel L Jackson. 5.05 Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worlds End. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Johnny Depp. Speed Racer. A racing driver join forces with a mysterious former rival to battle corporate corruption as he strives to become a champion. Action adventure from the creators of The Matrix, starring Emile Hirsch and Christina Ricci. 10.20 Rambo. The one-man army travels to Burma to rescue a party of missionaries. Action sequel, starring Sylvester Stallone. 11.55 Meet The Spartans 5.15 Things We Lost In The Fire 7.20 Black Water. Tourists on a boat trip through a swamp are attacked by a ferocious crocodile. Thriller, starring Diana Glenn and Maeve Dermody. Die Hard 4.0. Tough police officer John McClane goes on the trail of a criminal mastermind plotting a technological terror attack. Action thriller sequel, with Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant and Justin Long. 11.15 The Eye. Horror, starring Jessica Alba and Alessandro Nivola. 6.50 The Stalking Moon. An ageing army scout helps a woman escape from the tribe of Apaches whove held her captive for 10 years. Western, starring Gregory Peck and Eva Marie Saint. The World According To Garp. A boy raised by an eccentric radical feminist mother grows up to be a writer. Over the next 40 years, he leads an unconventional life as his happy marriage takes a turn for tragedy. Comedy drama, starring Robin Williams. 11.35 Diner. Drama, with Mickey Rourke. 6.50 Flight Of The Phoenix. A plane crashes in the desert, but the survivors plan to build a new aircraft from the wreckage. Adventure remake, starring Dennis Quaid and Tyrese Gibson. The Sum Of All Fears. The CIA become suspicious about Russias nuclear activities, and agent Jack Ryan is ordered to investigate. Thriller, starring Ben Affleck, Morgan Freeman, James Cromwell, Ken Jenkins and Liev Schreiber. 11.20 The Messengers. Horror, starring Kristen Stewart. 6.50 The Movie Geek 7.20 There Will Be Blood. A prospectors pursuit of wealth leads him into conflict with a priest over control of an oil-rich town. Historical drama, with an Oscar-winning Daniel Day-Lewis alongside Paul Dano, Dillon Freasier and Kevin J OConnor. Magnolia. The lives of nine San Fernando Valley residents, each with their own problems and issues, begin to intersect over the course of one day. Drama, with Tom Cruise and Julianne Moore. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm ricky Gervais, 7.30pm, sky1 hilary duff, 8pm, itV2 Lisa marie presley, 8pm, Bio Vinnie Jones, 10pm, itV4 omid djalili, 11pm, G.o.L.d. heather mills, 11pm, Bio skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn Live Carling Cup Football. Arsenal v Liverpool (kick-off 7.45pm). This evenings all-Premier League fourth-round tie comes from the Emirates Stadium, as the Gunners host the seven-time winners. Youre On Sky Sports! Football comment on the latest issues to arise from the weeks action, assessing the impact of the latest results. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. Golf. The Oceanico Par Three Challenge at the Oceanico Golf Club in the Algarve, Portugal. International Cricket. India v Australia. Highlights from the second one-dayer of the seven-match series, held at the Vidarbha Cricket Association Stadium in Jamtha, Nagpur. Mixed Martial Arts. Action from the Ultimate Challenge UK -- Dynamite event at the Troxy in London. International Cricket. India v Australia. Total Rugby. Recent rugby union matches. Transworld Sport. Action from mainstream activities and minority interest events. European Tour Weekly. The latest golf news. Golf. The Oceanico Par Three Challenge. Highlights from the Algarve, Portugal. DTM Motor Racing. The 10th and final round of the German touring car series at Hockenheim. Total Rugby. Recent rugby union matches. European Tour Weekly. The latest golf news. DTM Motor Racing. The 10th and final round of the German touring car series at Hockenheim. F3 Euroseries. The latest round of the season, as the drivers looked to prove their credentials. Ten Pin Bowling. Action from the Weber Cup at the Barnsley Metrodome. Premiership Years. Classic games, infamous blunders and moments of skill from the 2002/03 season -- all set to a specially selected soundtrack from the time. 5.40 Live WTA Tennis 7.15 WTA Tennis F1: The Factory 8.10 Wednesday Selection 8.15 Riders Club 8.20 US Tour Golf. The Open. Highlights from Scottsdale, Arizona. 9.15 European Tour Golf 9.45 Golf In The Olympic Games 9.55 Golf Club Sailing. Action from the final round of the MedCup Circuit in Spain. 10.55 Yacht Club Eurosport For The Planet Sport Traveller 11.45 WTA Tennis 6.15 Eredivisie Review Show 7.15 PortuGol. The Super Liga. 7.45 Live Serie A. Napoli v AC Milan (kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from this evenings Italian top-flight encounter at the Stadio San Paolo. 9.45 ESPN Kicks PortuGol. Highlights from the Super Liga. DTM Review Show. A look at the latest events in the German touring-car series. Live Major League Baseball entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Homer gets a new wife. Alex Zanes Guest List. With Ricky Gervais. Project Runway. The designers work on two new looks for Macys using blue fabrics. NCIS: Los Angeles. Sam and Callen try to recover a Predator drone armed with a deadly missile. NCIS: Los Angeles. The team hunts for an ex-marine who murdered a businessman. Law And Order. Green comes under investigation by Internal Affairs. Star Trek: Voyager. The Doctor and BElanna try to discover why the ship is losing power. Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance. Police officers save the life of a stab victim in Hammersmith, London. Criminal Minds. The purchaser of a storage unit is shocked to discover its sinister contents. Eleventh Hour. American drama, starring Rufus Sewell as a special adviser to the US government. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Doctor Who. Christmas special from 2008. The Cybermen arrive in Victorian England. Dont Tell The Bride. A groom-to-be takes sole charge of organising the wedding. Camp Rock. A teenager attends a summer school for budding musicians, where she falls for the singer of a boy band. Musical, with Demi Lovato. 10.35 Family Guy 10.55 Family Guy. Animated comedy. 11.20 Who Made Me Fat? Britains obesity issues. World News Today The Golden Age Of Liners. Paul Atterbury explores the history of ocean liners. Art Deco Icons. With David Heathcote. High Fliers: When Britain Took To The Air. An insight into the golden age of air travel in Britain. Flight Of The Conchords. The duo are mugged. Its Only A Theory. With Geoffrey Beattie. Wallander. A two-year-old boy is found in an abandoned car. Krister Henriksson stars. Harry Hills TV Burp. Comic review. New Youve Been Framed! Gossip Girl. Movie star Olivia Burke (Hilary Duff) is assigned to be Vanessas room-mate at NYU. Trinity. Jonty voices his suspicions that Rosss death was murder rather than suicide. Oceans Twelve. The crooks are reunited when an enemy demands they pay back the money they stole three years earlier. Crime caper, starring George Clooney and Brad Pitt. 6.55 Wycliffe. An archaeology student is shot. Detective drama, guest starring Bill Nighy. Monarch Of The Glen. Romance blossoms between Molly and Andrew. Paul Freeman stars. Numb3rs. A series of home-made bombs explodes at the headquarters of a charity. Sherlock Holmes: Hands Of A Murderer. The evil Professor Moriarty escapes from prison and takes Holmes brother hostage. Drama, starring Edward Woodward and John Hillerman. Minder. Arthur gets an illegal car phone, while Terry dates the daughter of a hamburger king. Dollhouse. An FBI agent is determined to find out if the Dollhouse is an urban myth. Cops With Cameras. Following officers across the UK as they continue the fight against crime. Vinnie Jones Toughest Cops USA. Vinnie rides with Laredos police, sheriffs and Border Patrol. 11.05 Jaws: The Revenge. Adventure, with Michael Caine and Lorraine Gary. Hollyoaks. Newt tries to apologise to Theresa. How I Met Your Mother. With Josh Radnor. Friends. Chandler falls for one of Joeys sisters. Friends. Joey auditions for a musical. X-Men: The Last Stand. The mutant heroes battle old ally Jean Grey, returned from the dead as the destructive Phoenix. Superhero sequel, with Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen and Famke Janssen. 11.05 School Of Comedy. Views of the adult world. 11.40 Fonejacker Grand Designs. Converting a ruined church into a family home in Westport, Ireland. More4 News. The days stories. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Bremner, Bird And Fortune: The Last Show Before The Recovery. Last in the series. The Force. An experienced detective investigates an arson attack on a block of flats in Portsmouth. 11.10 Saving Grace. The detective is trapped in a building during a tornado. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda helps a ghost who is trying to protect his sister. Most Haunted Live: Halloween 2009. Adding to the terror of Halloween, presenter Yvette Fielding and medium Chris Conway witness mind-bending experiments designed to put them in touch with the other side. Last Of The Summer Wine. The pals encounter an old friend. 7.40 Last Of The Summer Wine. Guest starring Henry McGee. 8.20 Yes, Prime Minister. Political comedy. The Royle Family. Baby David is christened. With Caroline Aherne. 9.40 The Royle Family. The Royles celebrate Christmas. 10.20 Absolutely Fabulous. Patsy figures in a sex scandal. The Omid Djalili Show. Topical sketches. 11.40 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. Lynley searches for a mysterious red-haired woman in connection with the disappearance of a diabetic schoolgirl and a youngster found drowned in a lake. Silent Witness. The body of a member of the Jewish Hasidic community is discovered, and the team agrees to perform a dry post mortem to respect the wishes of his faith. 11.10 Judge John Deed. A former prisoner seeks revenge. The King Of Queens. Kevin James stars. The King Of Queens. Arthur inherits a house. Scrubs. Carla organises a group photo. Scrubs. JD struggles to get away from work. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. Jennifer Taylor stars. Grouchy Young Men. With Jim Jeffries. South Park. Adult animation. Sex And The City. First-ever episode of the comedy. 11.35 Sex And The City. Comedy. NCIS. The team travels to Gibbss home town to investigate a brutal assault on two Marines. NCIS. A Marine is found tortured in his garage. American crime drama, starring Mark Harmon. Family Guy. Meg and Peter are sued. American Dad! Thandie Newton guest stars. ReGenesis. David is affected by a vision of the future. Drama, starring Peter Outerbridge. Burn Notice. Michael helps a salesman, who was conned into investing in a fake nightclub. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Buffy and her friends visit an unusual costume shop. Smallville. Clark joins the football team, and Lex strives to snatch control of LuthorCorp. Lava Storm. Husband and wife emergency workers must save their family from volcanic eruptions. Disaster thriller, starring Ian Ziering and Valrie Valois. 10.50 Polar Storm. A comet passes close to the Earth. Thriller, starring Jack Coleman and Holly Digard. Mythbusters. Investigating the improbable landing of a skydiver on a playground see-saw. How Do They Do It? With Robert Llewellyn. How Its Made. Airline meals and paper cups. Raging Planet. Report on the power of blizzards, revealing how they have killed many people. Human Spider Sisters: Shocking Story. An eight-limbed baby with a parasitic twin. Destroyed In Seconds. A car engine explodes. Destroyed In Seconds. A vehicle splits in two. Border Security USA. Immigration officers stop two Iraqi men at the Canadian border. Americas Hardest Prisons. Featuring a look at chain gangs in Phoenix, Arizona. Banged Up Abroad. An Irish woman is convicted of cocaine smuggling in Ecuador. Border Security USA. Officers at New Yorks JFK Airport stop a man with a heavy laptop. Most Amazing Moments. A Filipino man who is crucified every year on Good Friday. Lost Ships. The discovery of Nelsons first flagship, HMS Agamemnon, in Uruguay. Ax Men. One of R&Rs pilots is left stranded when a sudden fog arrives. Ax Men. R&Rs helicopter is taken out of action by inclement weather. Americas Toughest Jobs. The seven remaining contestants try bridge painting. How Britain Was Built. Adam Hart-Davis investigates the histories of key cities in the UK. Antiques Roadshow. A look back at some of the most valuable rarities featured in the series. Voyages Of Discovery. Explorer Fridtjof Nansens expedition to the North Pole in 1892. Ancient Rome: The Rise And Fall Of An Empire. Exploring the Jewish Revolt of AD66. Weapons Races. The production of intercontinental ballistic missiles. Antiques Roadshow. A look back at some of the most valuable rarities featured in the series. Parking Wars Parking Wars Lisa Marie Presley. The life of Elviss daughter, focusing on her childhood in the spotlight. The Michael Jackson Story. Profile of the pop superstar, documenting his career. Paul McCartney: The Space Within US. The singers 37-stop sell-out American tour in 2005. Heather Mills. The life of the former model. Dog Borstal. Lynne Davies tackles a pair of canines that terrorise their neighbourhood. Mountain. Griff Rhys Jones traverses the peaks of central Scotland. Cars, Cops And Criminals. MP Robert Goodwill clones Gordon Browns official number plate. Britain From Above. The variety of cultures on display at the Glastonbury festival. Mountain. Griff Rhys Jones traverses the peaks of central Scotland. Walking With Beasts. Documentary. Walking With Beasts. The basilosaurus. Ganges. The Gangetic Plains wildlife, and how it has been affected by human encroachment. Pacific Abyss. The deep-sea diving team searches for more undiscovered fish. Last Man Standing. The six athletes compete in a high-altitude running race. Walking With Beasts. Documentary. Walking With Beasts. 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