SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.00 City Of Ember. Fantasy adventure, starring Saoirse Ronan and Harry Treadaway. High School Musical 3: Senior Year. A high school couple realise they will be separated as they head off to college. Musical comedy, starring Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. Taken. A former CIA agent goes to desperate lengths to rescue his daughter from sex traffickers. Thriller, starring Liam Neeson and Famke Janssen. 11.40 Joshua. Horror. 6.30 Ghost Dad. A widowed businessman is involved in a fatal car crash. With Bill Cosby. Sex And The City. Carrie Bradshaw prepares for her wedding, which is becoming an increasingly lavish affair. However, her husband-to-be is having second thoughts. With Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon. What Happens In Vegas. Two strangers wake up after a drunken night in the clubs of Las Vegas to find they are married. With Cameron Diaz. 5.50 In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. With Jason Statham and Ray Liotta. Rush Hour 3. The mismatched detectives take on Triad gangs in Paris after an assassination attempt. With Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker and Max von Sydow. 9.40 The Top 10 Show Chaos. A veteran cop and his inexperienced new partner are assigned to investigate a bank heist. With Jason Statham, Ryan Phillippe, Wesley Snipes and Henry Czerny. 6.30 College Road Trip. Family comedy, starring Martin Lawrence and Raven-Symon. Son Of Rambow. A boy from a strict home and an unruly classmate become friends and decide to make their own action movie. Comedy, with Bill Milner. 9.40 The Flintstones. Fred is promoted to manager and gets embroiled in an embezzlement scam. Comedy, with John Goodman and Rick Moranis. 11.20 Problem Child II. Comedy sequel, starring John Ritter. 5.45 The Preachers Wife. With Whitney Houston, Denzel Washington and Lionel Richie. Georgia Rule. A rebellious teenager is forced by her alcoholic mother to spend the summer living with her strict grandmother. With Jane Fonda, Lindsay Lohan and Felicity Huffman. 21. A brilliant but hard-up student agrees to be inducted into a card-counting scam to raise money for college. With Kevin Spacey, Jim Sturgess, Kate Bosworth and Laurence Fishburne. 5.30 The Blob 7.10 Galaxy Quest. Aliens mistake a cancelled sci-fi TV show for reality, and seek the stars aid in an intergalactic battle. With Tim Allen and Sigourney Weaver. The Incredible Hulk. A scientist who turns into a monster when angry is hunted by a general who wants to use him as a weapon. With Edward Norton, Liv Tyler and Tim Roth. 10.55 I Am Legend. With Will Smith, Alice Braga, Charlie Tahan and Willow Smith. 5.50 National Treasure: Book Of Secrets. Adventure sequel, starring Nicolas Cage. Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix. The young wizard unites his fellow pupils to battle resurrected dark lord Voldemort. Fantasy adventure sequel, with Daniel Radcliffe, Gary Oldman, Imelda Staunton and Emma Watson. 10.20 Jurassic Park III. Dr Alan Grant is lured to a dinosaur-infested island by parents searching for their missing son. Sci-fi adventure sequel, with Sam Neill. The Bone Collector. A former cop is saved from the brink of suicide by a rookie officer needing his expertise to form a psychological profile of a serial killer. Thriller, starring Denzel Washington. The Bucket List. Two terminally ill men enjoy the time they have left doing the things they have always wanted to do. Comedy, with Jack Nicholson. 10.40 The Cottage. A pair of kidnappers and their hostage fall prey to a murderous farmer. Horror, starring Andy Serkis. 6.50 Young Man With A Horn. An aimless man shows a gift for playing the trumpet, but his volatile personality leads him into trouble. Drama, with Kirk Douglas and Lauren Bacall. Lone Star. A rookie sheriff returns to his home town, where his investigation into the mysterious disappearance of one of his predecessors unearths long-buried memories of the past that rock the sleepy community. Western, starring Chris Cooper. 11.35 Clash Of The Titans. Adventure. 4.55 The Way We Were 7.15 Bedazzled. A computer buff makes a deal with the Devil, pledging his soul in exchange for seven wishes. Comedy, with Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley. Clear And Present Danger. CIA analyst Jack Ryan gets caught up in the Colombian drugs trade while trying to track down terrorists responsible for the murder of a prominent senator. Action thriller, starring Harrison Ford and Willem Dafoe. 11.40 The Tree Of Wooden Clogs 6.10 The Edge Of Heaven. Turkish drama, starring Nurgl Yesilay, Baki Davrak, Tuncel Kurtiz and Hanna Schygulla. 8.10 All The Real Girls. A naive small-town girl is stunned but flattered when a local womaniser sets her in his sights. Drama, starring Paul Schneider and Zooey Deschanel. American Beauty. A suburban American husband in a mid-life crisis rejects the banality of his family life. Black comedy drama, starring Kevin Spacey and Annette Bening. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm pauline Quirke, 7pm, alibi sarah michelle Gellar, 7pm, sci-fi ross kemp, 9pm, sky1 alan davies, 9pm, itV3 kate humble, 9pm, eden danny dyer, 10pm, Virgin 1 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn 6.30 Revista De La Liga. Highlights. Soccer Special. Ed Chamberlin introduces pre-match reports and news of all tonights goals as they go in, while studio guests keep their eye on the big games and talking points. Plus, a classified results round-up from all of this evenings fixtures. Revista De La Liga. Mark Bolton presents highlights of the latest La Liga matches in Spain. Football Asia. Soccer news from the Far East. A-League. The latest round of matches. 6.30 Pool. The World Pool Masters. Live Carling Cup Football. Barnsley v Manchester United (kick-off 7.45pm). The Championship hosts entertain the holders in this evenings fourth-round tie at Oakwell. This is the first meeting between the teams in this competition. Poker Million. Action from the ninth heat of the big-money tournament in London. Sailing. A review of the iShares Cup season. Live Greyhound Racing. The William Hill St Leger Final. All the action from the premier event of the year for staying greyhounds at Wimbledon, won last year by the Ted Soppitt-trained Bubbly Totti. Sports Unlimited. Magazine rounding up offbeat activities from across the world. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. Bowls. The Oceanico Bowls Masters. Highlights of the inaugural four-day event at the Amendoeira Golf Resort in Portugal, where a first prize of 3,000 was on offer. Adrenaline Adventures. A selection of highlights. Polocrosse. United Kingdom v South Africa. Premiership Years. Classic games, infamous blunders and moments of skill from the 1998/99 season -- all set to a specially selected soundtrack from the time. 5.40 Live WTA Tennis 7.15 WTA Tennis WTA Tennis. The WTA Tour Championship. The opening day of the season-ending event at the Khalifa International Tennis Complex in Doha. Under-17s World Cup Football. Brazil v Mexico. From the Teslim Balogun Stadium in Nigeria. Freeride Spirit Show 10.15 World Rally Championship. A review of the Rally of Great Britain. 11.15 World Series By Renault 11.45 Eurogoals Russian Premier League Football. Lokomotiv Moscow v FC Saturn at the Lokomotiv Stadium. Russian Premier League Football. CSKA Moscow v FC Moscow at the Luzhniki Stadium. Serie A Weekly Round- Up. Highlights. Eredivisie Review Show. The latest round of fixtures from the Dutch top flight. Russian Premier League Review Live NHL Ice Hockey. All the action from tonights big game in the NHL. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Bart attempts resurrection. The Simpsons. The family visits Brazil. Stargate Universe. The crew makes a failed attempt to avoid a collision with a star. Ross Kemp: Behind The Story. New series. Ross Kemp Remembers Afghanistan. The first episode of Ross Kemp: Return to Afghanistan. House. An African dictator is brought in for treatment. James Earl Jones guest stars. Lie To Me. Cal takes a break in Mexico. Star Trek: Voyager. Neelixs arch-enemy arrives on the ship. Sci-fi drama, starring Ethan Phillips. Sun, Sea And A&E. A 44-year-old man with foot injuries is admitted to the Muro hospital. Chuck. Sarah and Chuck grow closer as they unite to search for the spys father. Danny Dyers Deadliest Men. The actor presents a series following the lives of hard men. Sexcetera. Examining aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright strange. Doctor Who. The fate of the universe hangs in the balance as the Daleks activate their masterplan. 8.05 Doctor Who Confidential Bizarre Animal ER. Animals receive help. Dont Tell The Bride. A groom-to-be is given 12,000 to plan every detail of his nuptials. EastEnders. Ricky cooks a romantic meal. Dont Get Screwed. Consumer show. Family Guy. Animation. 11.20 Family Guy 11.45 Dont Tell The Bride World News Today Tales From The Green Valley Life. How mammals dominate the planet and survive in extreme habitats. Ghosts In The Machine. The history of supernatural programmes on British television. Its Only A Theory. With Geoffrey Beattie. Exiled. Premiere. Four hitmen arrive in Macau searching for the same gangster -- but with conflicting orders. Thriller, with Anthony Wong. Gossip Girl. Chuck and Blair have their eye on the same lot in an auction. Ed Westwick stars. Peter Andre: The Next Chapter. The singer goes fishing with his children and later visits Cyprus. Oceans Eleven. An ex-convict assembles a gang to help him pull off a daring casino robbery. Steven Soderberghs crime comedy, starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts and Matt Damon. 11.20 The Saint. Adventure, starring Val Kilmer. 6.55 Wycliffe. A policeman is murdered. Jack Shepherd and Helen Masters star. Agatha Christies Poirot. An unsolved case resurfaces. Drama, starring David Suchet. The Crime Thriller Awards 2009. Alan Davies hosts the ceremony held at Grosvenor House Hotel, where guests include Martina Cole and Emilia Fox. Inspector Morse. A case takes Morse to the Australian Outback. Crime drama, starring John Thaw, Kevin Whately and Con ONeill. The Office: An American Workplace 7.25 The Office: An American Workplace Minder. Arthur picks up an illegal car phone. Comedy drama, starring George Cole. Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. Work on the site finally ends. Drama, starring Jimmy Nail. Last in the series. 10.05 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. Part one of two. Second season of the popular comedy. Kevin Whately stars. 11.10 Jaws 3. Adventure, with Dennis Quaid and Simon MacCorkindale. Hollyoaks. Newt visits Rae at home. How I Met Your Mother. Ted misses an interview. Friends. Joey tries to outflank Chandler. Friends. Rachel quits her waitressing job. Ugly Betty. Wilhelmina gets creative when she deals with a cash flow problem. Supersize Vs Superskinny. A 33-stone man tries a diet free from lactose, wheat, sugar and fat. Samantha Who? Guest starring John Taylor. RuPauls Drag Race. The winner is announced. Grand Designs. Kevin McCloud meets a family who have bought a plot of land in Alicante. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Location, Location, Location. Revisiting two couples in Warwickshire and Essex. True Stories: Four Wives, One Man. Documentary following the exploits of an Iranian shepherd living under the same roof as his mother and his four wives. 11.40 Location, Location, Location Ghost Whisperer. A workaholic man receives a ghostly visit. Drama, with Jennifer Love Hewitt. Most Haunted Live: Halloween 2009. In the run up to Halloween, Yvette Fielding and medium Chris Conway brave restless spirits at seven sites in the north-west of England. Last Of The Summer Wine. Toms handcart develops a squeak. 7.40 Last Of The Summer Wine. Clegg hopes for a quiet birthday. 8.20 Yes, Prime Minister. MI5 makes a discovery. Fawlty Towers. Sybil walks out on Basil on their anniversary. 9.40 Fawlty Towers. Basil smells a rat. John Cleese stars. 10.20 The Royle Family. Baby David is christened. The Royle Family. Christmas arrives. 11.40 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Maisie Raine. The detective (Pauline Quirke) cuts short her holiday to deal with a case of assault. 55 Degrees North. Nicky investigates a road rage incident with serious ramifications. The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. Lynley searches for a mysterious red-haired woman in connection with the disappearance of a diabetic schoolgirl and a youngster found drowned in a lake. Silent Witness. The body of a member of the Jewish Hasidic community is discovered. The King Of Queens. Doug admits he lies. The King Of Queens. Danny gets a job. Scrubs. Carla and Turk help Elliot. Scrubs. Dr Coxs religious sister visits. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. Jon Cryer stars. South Park. Adult animation. Grouchy Young Men. With Russell Kane. Sex And The City. Part one of two. Carrie leaves New York. 11.40 Sex And The City NCIS. When a sailor is thought to have jumped overboard, Gibbs is told to inform the widow. NCIS. Gibbs is contacted by a senator who claims he is being framed for a murder. Family Guy. Peter establishes a country. American Dad! Last in the series. Predator Raw. More unseen footage from a police sting operation in Riverside, California. Nip/Tuck. Eden asks Sean for help after entering into a business deal with Kimber and Ram. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Buffy is offered as a human sacrifice. Sarah Michelle Gellar stars. Smallville. Clark tries to save a classmate who has been attacked by mysterious bugs. Warehouse 13. Pete joins Myka on a trip to Las Vegas to recover an artifact from two gamblers. Dollhouse. A Dollhouse shareholder requests his nephews personality be imprinted onto Victor. Sub Zero. Adventure, with Costas Mandylor, Linden Ashby and Peter Graham-Gaudreau. Mythbusters. The urban myth of driving in the rain. With Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman. How Do They Do It? Modern-day objects. How Its Made. Carved candles. Deadliest Catch. A storm makes the skippers nervous as the boats try to return home. Whale Wars. The Sea Shepherds stand down during an encounter with the Japanese fleet. Destroyed In Seconds. A military jet crashes. Destroyed In Seconds. A helicopter crashes. Border Security USA. The coastguard come to the rescue when a boat containing migrants. Convoy: War For The Atlantic. How technological developments defeated German U-boats. Nazi Death Squads. The Einsatzgruppen -- a squad formed to implement Hitlers Final Solution. Air Force One: Flying The President. Documentary touring the unique Boeing 747. Most Amazing Moments. Potentially deadly encounters with elephants and killer whales. Lost Ships. Mensun Bound attempts to locate a Roman ship which sank 2,000 years ago. The Universe. The questions posed by Jupiter, the largest planet in the solar system. Oil Riggers. Gerald learns about the dangers of oil drilling when a roughneck is injured. Mega Movers. Recovering a Second World War B-25 bomber from its crash site. How Britain Was Built. Adam Hart-Davis investigates the architecture of Liverpool. Antiques Roadshow. What became of some of the items valued on the show. Voyages Of Discovery. Captain James Cooks 1768 voyage to find a vast southern continent. Ancient Rome: The Rise And Fall Of An Empire. The story of Tiberius Gracchus. Weapons Races. The production of radar and stealth equipment. Antiques Roadshow. What became of some of the items valued on the show. Parking Wars. Impounding vehicles. The Real Rain Man. The story of Kim Peek who suffered brain damage at birth. Two Queens And A Castle. Reality show. Party Mamas. A girls birthday treat. Party Mamas. A party for a toddler. Omg Sextuplets. A mother is left fighting for her life after giving birth to six babies. Two Queens And A Castle. Reality show. My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding Dog Borstal. Lynne Davies helps an English bull terrier while Robert Alleyne reforms a rottweiler. Mountain. Griff Rhys Jones visits the Lake District, a place deemed dull a few hundred years ago. Cars, Cops And Criminals. Series following police squads as they tackle car crime. Britain From Above. 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