London Lite Monday, 26 October 2009 27 TELEVISION Filmchoice FILM RATINGS excellent very good good average poor KEY (R)repeat (S)subtitles on text service BBC2 ITV1 Channel 4 Five 10.30 This Morning (S). With actor Robert Lindsay. 12.30 Loose Women (S). 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.55 London News And Weather (S). 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (S). A home transformation in Widnes, Cheshire. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S). With guests Alison Moyet and Brian Turner. 3.59 London Weather (S). 4.00 Midsomer Murders (R,S). Part one of two. A postmans murder exposes dark dealings. 5.00 Britains Best Dish (S). The seven winning starter dishes are pitted against each other. 6.00 London Tonight (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News (S); Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale (S). Debbie is thrilled when she receives a generous birthday present from Charity, little suspecting an ulterior motive. Meanwhile, Laurel is once again given cause to question Sallys tales of domestic abuse. 7.30 Coronation Street (S). Pam becomes suspicious of Mollys lies, but is not prepared to witness her kissing Kevin. See Soap Box 8.00 Make Me An Apprentice: Tonight (S). Alan Sugar advises unemployed youngsters on how to land a job, and Fiona Foster follows three young men competing for a post as a bakers assistant. 8.30 Coronation Street (S). Pam confronts Molly over her affair as Tyrone, and Tony suggests he and Maria visit her parents to tell them their news in person. See Soap Box 9.00 Murderland (S,HD). 2/3. In the present day, Carol persuades Hain to return to London with her and reinvestigate her mothers murder. As the detective relives the night of the killing, his perspective as the policeman who was in charge of the case reveals a different story and new clues that Carol failed to pick up on as a teenager. Robbie Coltrane stars. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (S). 10.30 London News And Weather (S). 10.35 Crank (S,HD) (2006). Premiere. An assassin faces a race against time when he learns a rival has poisoned him with a drug that will kill him if his heart rate drops below a certain level. Thriller, with Jason Statham. See Film Choice 12.10 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R,S) Documentary following police officers in their never-ending fight against crime; ITV News Headlines. 1.05 Loose Women (R). Fashion guru Gok Wan, who currently presents How to Look Good Naked on C4, joins Kate Thornton and the panel for another round of topical discussion. 1.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). The host invites his guests to air their differences over various family and relationship issues. 2.50 ITV Nightscreen. Guide to ITV. 5.30 ITV Morning News (S). 10.40 Gastronuts (R,S). 11.10 The Flintstones (R,S). 11.35 The Flintstones (R,S). 12.00 Daily Politics. 12.30 Working Lunch (S). 1.00 All Saints (S). 1.45 Living In The Sun (R,S). 2.30 Animal Park (R,S). Ben Fogle and Kate Humble help feed the new tigers. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder (R,S). Part two of two. Dr Sloan hunts for evidence. 3.45 Flog It! (R,S). From Eastbourne. 4.30 Are You An Egghead? (S). Past quiz show winners compete to join Eggheads. 5.15 Escape To The Country (S). Seeking a three- bedroom period house in Warwickshire. 6.00 Eggheads (S). Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing -- It Takes Two (S). Claudia Winkleman hosts the daily fanzine devoted to the ballroom dancing show, with an interview with the couple voted off on Saturday and footage of rehearsals. 7.00 Coal House At War (S). 3/9. The women struggle to make an impression at the factory, and the children find it difficult to attain the school standards. 7.30 An Island Parish (S). 2/14. The Rev David Easton takes a surprising role in the pantomime, and the worst winter for years raises doubts about the future of veterinary nurse Sara and her romance with Gregg. 8.00 University Challenge (S). 16/37. Christs College v Emmanuel College in an all-Cambridge match. Chaired by Jeremy Paxman. 8.30 Restaurant In Your Home (S). Award-winning home restaurateurs Mike and Tina Pemberton advise others on opening up their houses at meal times to paying guests, starting with a couple in Hackney. See Ben Felsenburg 9.00 The Worlds Greatest Money Maker: Evan Davis Meets Warren Buffett (S). Insight into the life of Warren Buffett. Evan Davis visits the tycoon at his modest Omaha home and finds a man at ease with his vast wealth and learns about the unique business strategy that has helped him stay constantly ahead of the fluctuating stock market. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 Have I Got News For You (R,S). 2/9. David Mitchell guest- hosts the satirical current affairs quiz, and is joined by artist Grayson Perry and comedian Ed Byrne who accompany team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. 10.30 Newsnight (S). Analysis of the days events, presented by Kirsty Wark. Followed by Weather. 11.20 Charley Boorman: Sydney To Tokyo, By Any Means (R,S). 4/6. The adventurer takes a flight to the island of Manado in the North Sulawesi province of Indonesia, from where he embarks on a journey across the Philippine Archipelago. He experiences anchovy fishing off the coast of Camiguin, before hitching a ride with the Filipino Navy to the town of Cebu. 12.20 BBC News (S). 3.50 Close. 10.00 Film: Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow (S,HD) (2004). Sci-fi adventure, starring Jude Law. 11.55 John And Karen (R,S). 12.00 News At Noon (S). 12.30 Celebrity Life Skills (R,S). 12.40 Back To You (R,S,HD). 1.10 Film: CutThroat Island (S) (1995). Adventure, starring Geena Davis, Matthew Modine and Maury Chaykin. 3.25 Countdown (S). Jane Moore guests. 4.10 Deal Or No Deal: Trick Or Treat (S). A Halloween-themed edition of the game show. 5.00 The Paul OGrady Show (S). Featuring Beverley Knight. 6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 9/21. Bart disobeys Marges wishes and attends a rap concert. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Newt returns home from hospital, but is unimpressed to find Jake has also moved back in. 7.00 News (S). 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: The Wall (S). 1/4. New series. Four graffiti artists paint a wall, starting with veteran street artist Andy Seize who daubs a dark masterpiece. 8.00 Dispatches: Do You Know Whats In Your Breakfast? (S). Jane Moore investigates health claims made by the manufacturers of breakfast cereals, drinks and bars. She also challenges those who refuse to adopt the recommended traffic light classification, and tests the regulators by baking a cake matching the requirements of the healthy-eating lobby. 9.00 Race And Intelligence: Sciences Last Taboo (S,HD). In 2007, Nobel Prize-winner James Watson caused controversy when he was quoted referring to research that suggests black people are less intelligent than other races. Rageh Omaar finds out whether there is any truth to those claims. 10.20 Ugly Betty (S,HD). 17/24. The Suarezes try to raise enough money to buy their home after the landlord decides to sell, and Ignacio even enters a TV cookery competition against a celebrity chef. Meanwhile, the Mode staff deals with the aftermath of recent events. Guest starring Steve Schirripa. 11.20 Wife Swap USA (S). A pagan mother exchanges with one who believes in the gender divide. 12.15 No Angels (R,S). Kate is excited about getting married. 1.20 Film: Ramchand Pakistani (2008). Premiere. Drama, with Rashid Farooqi and Syed Fazal Hussain. 3.15 Film: Mrs Pollifax: Spy (S) (1971). Comedy, starring Rosalind Russell and Darren McGavin. 5.05 St Elsewhere (R). Fiscus surprises Martin with a romantic gesture. 5.55 The Treacle People (R,S). 10.45 Trisha Goddard (R,S). 11.45 Diet Doctors: Inside And Out (R,S). 12.40 Five News (S). 12.50 How To Be A Property Developer (R,S). 1.45 Neighbours (S). 2.15 Home And Away (S). Sid realises things are getting out of control with Nicole. 2.50 I Own Britains Best Home: Flying Visits (R,S). Highlights from the property show. 3.00 The Family Recipe (R,S). With Anton Mosimann. 3.10 Reversible Errors (S). Part one of two. Drama, starring William H Macy. 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky (S). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S). 6.00 Home And Away (R,S). Sid realises things are getting out of control with Nicole. 6.25 Live From Studio Five (S). Ian Wright, Melinda Messenger and Kate Walsh host the magazine show. 7.30 How Do They Do It? (R,S). Robert Llewellyn investigates how pencils are made, from the excavation of graphite to the application of chew-resistant varnishes. Later, he discovers the secrets of the sophisticated modern golf ball and learns how to pilot a 35,000 tonne freight ship into Sydney Harbour. Followed by Five News Update. 8.00 The Gadget Show (S). Jamie Cullum joins Jon Bentley to test the latest iPod. In preparation for Halloween, Suzi Perry and Ortis Deley visit Londons special effects- laden tourist attraction Pasaje del Terror to research horror, before creating their own haunted castle. Meanwhile, Jason Bradbury presents his favourite flying remote-control toys. Followed by Five News At 9. 9.00 FlashForward (S). 5/22. A defensive Mark is questioned about the details of his vision during a Senate Intelligence Committee hearing, which threatens the future of Wedecks team. Janis contemplates how her flash forward could affect her current relationship, and Olivia receives an anonymous message about her husbands blackout. Joseph Fiennes stars. 10.00 Americas Toughest Prisons (S). 3/6. Life inside the Yukon Kuskokwim Correctional Center, located in the remote town of Bethal, Alaska, where the vast majority of crimes are connected to drug and alcohol abuse. A state trooper explains how important the support of the community is, and a Village Public Safety Officer explains his role in arresting suspects. 11.00 Ross Nobles Australian Trip (S). 5/6. The comedian rides across the arid Nullarbor Plain to reach the city of Kalgoorlie, home to the worlds largest opencast mine. 12.00 Disorderly Conduct (R,S). Real-life car crashes and pursuits. 12.55 SuperCasino. 3.00 NASCAR. The TUMS Fast Relief 500. Highlights from the sixth round of the Chase for the Sprint Cup. 3.55 Race And Rally UK. 4.45 Motorsport Mundial. 5.10 Neighbours (R,S). 5.35 Home And Away (R,S). Hero Film4, 9pm (2002) A WARLORD in ancient China offers a reward to whoever can kill three assassins with murderous designs on him. After time, a courageous warrior arrives at the rulers palace and claims that he has defeated them, but his story does not quite ring true. Martial arts adventure, starring Jet Li, above centre, Tony Leung Chiu Wai and Maggie Cheung Man-Yuk. Ladies In Lavender Film4, 7pm (2004) TWO ageing spinsters living peacefully in Cornwall have their lives thrown into turmoil when a handsome Polish castaway is washed up on the shore -- sparking a reawakening of long-dormant feelings. Drama, starring Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, both above, Daniel Brhl and Natascha McElhone, and directed by Charles Dance. Crank ITV1, 10.35pm (2006) AN ASSASSIN faces a race against time when he learns that a rival has poisoned him with a drug that will kill him if his heart rate drops below a certain level. As he sets out to find an antidote, he has to resort to increasingly desperate acts to keep his adrenaline pumping. Action thriller, with Jason Statham, above. Wicker Park Film4, 10.55pm (2004) A MANS life is thrown into turmoil by a fleeting glimpse of his fiance, who vanished without trace two years previously -- but as he tries to locate her again, events take a distinctly sinister turn, leading him into an increasingly disturbing situation. 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