SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Friday, 23 October 2009 31 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 5.45 Without A Paddle: Natures Calling 35MM. Film news. Ghost Town. A bad-tempered dentist is able to see ghosts who want him to sort out their unresolved problems. Comedy, starring Ricky Gervais, Greg Kinnear and Ta Leoni. The French Connection. Two New York cops use unorthodox methods to break an international drugs ring. Thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Roy Scheider. 11.50 Pride And Glory 6.25 Daddy Day Camp. With Cuba Gooding Jr, Lochlyn Munro and Richard Gant. Superhero Movie. A high-school student develops strange powers after being bitten by a radioactive dragonfly. With Drake Bell and Sara Paxton. Bulletproof. A police officer joins forces with a small-time car thief to nail a drug baron who wants them both dead. With Adam Sandler. American Pie. With Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth, Chris Klein and Mena Suvari. Johnny Handsome. An ex-convict undergoes appearance-changing plastic surgery and sets out for revenge on the former accomplices who left him at the mercy of the police. With Mickey Rourke. Oceans Thirteen. The band of thieves teams up with an old enemy to get even with a crooked casino boss. With George Clooney, Al Pacino, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia and Ellen Barkin. 11.05 Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull. With Harrison Ford. 5.50 National Treasure: Book Of Secrets. Adventure sequel, starring Nicolas Cage. Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade. The archaeologist sets out to find his missing father, who was searching for the Holy Grail. Adventure sequel, starring Harrison Ford, Sean Connery and Alison Doody. 10.10 Soccer Mom. A woman masquerades as a famous Italian footballer to coach her teenage daughters team. Family comedy, starring Missi Pyle. 11.50 Sky Kids 5.25 Empire Of The Sun. With Christian Bale, John Malkovich and Nigel Havers. The Chamber. An ambitious lawyer pulls out all the stops to win a reprieve for his white supremacist grandfather, a convicted killer on death row. With Chris ODonnell. Rendition. An Egyptian-born American is abducted by the CIA and flown to another country to be subjected to brutal interrogation. With Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal. 5.25 Alien Abduction: The McPherson Tape 7.05 Disturbia. A teenager who passes the time spying on his neighbours begins to suspect one may be a serial killer. With Shia LaBeouf. The X Files: I Want To Believe. Mulder and Scully come out of hiding to search for several missing women. With David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson and Billy Connolly. 10.50 Soldier. A genetically engineered soldier defends the inhabitants of a desolate planet. With Kurt Russell. 6.15 Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging. Comedy drama, starring Georgia Groome. Mamma Mia! A bride asks three of her mothers old flames to her wedding to find out which one is her father. Musical comedy, with Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan, Julie Walters and Colin Firth. Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay. The stoner duo are mistaken for terrorists en route to Amsterdam. Comedy sequel, with John Cho and Kal Penn. 11.50 Pretty Woman 5.10 The Sixth Sense 7.10 The Eye. A blind woman undergoes surgery that restores her sight, only to be haunted by terrifying visions. Horror, starring Jessica Alba and Alessandro Nivola. Hancock. A PR executive becomes intent on transforming the public face of a hard-drinking superhero. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Charlize Theron. 10.40 Wanted. A frustrated everyman learns his father was a member of a secret society. Adventure, with James McAvoy. 6.40 Spencers Mountain. A poor landowner in Thirties rural America promises to build another house for his family of nine. Drama, starring Henry Fonda, Maureen OHara and James MacArthur. Pretty In Pink. A misfit high-school girl unexpectedly attracts the attentions of a rich boy. Romantic drama, starring Molly Ringwald, Andrew McCarthy, James Spader and Jon Cryer. 10.55 Bloodbrothers. Drama, starring Richard Gere, Paul Sorvino, Tony LoBianco and Leila Goldoni. 4.55 The Triumph Of Love 7.05 Terry Gilliam Interview 7.15 Bedazzled. A computer buff makes a deal with the Devil. Fantasy comedy, with Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley. The Fifth Element. A 23rd century New York cab drivers life is turned upside down when he encounters a mysterious woman destined to save the Earth from destruction. Sci-fi adventure, starring Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich and Gary Oldman. Jackass: The Movie. Comedy. 6.00 Tube Tales. Drama. Mulholland Drive. An actress arrives home to find a mysterious woman in her room who is suffering from amnesia. She sets out with the stranger to discover how she got there. Drama, starring Naomi Watts, Justin Theroux and Laura Harring. Buffalo 66. A newly released ex-con kidnaps a girl and forces her to play the part of his wife as he attends an emotional and turbulent family reunion. Drama, with Vincent Gallo and Christina Ricci. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Julian Fellowes, 7pm, BBc3 cheryl cole, 7.45pm, itV2 damian Lewis, 9pm, itV3 patricia arquette, 10pm, Living audrey Fleurot, 11pm, BBc4 ross kemp, 11.05pm, sky1 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn Premier League Preview Live Football League. Watford v Sheffield Wednesday (kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from the Championship clash at Vicarage Road, where tonights visitors have failed to win in the last five attempts. Live Friday Fight Night. Jamie Moore v Ryan Rhodes. Coverage of the bout for the European Light Middleweight title, held at the Bolton Arena. NFL London: Preview Live International Rugby League. England v France (kick-off 8pm). All the action from the opening meeting of the sides Four Nations campaigns, held at Doncasters Keepmoat Stadium. Premier League Preview Football League Weekend. A look ahead to the weekends fixtures in the Championship. NFL: Total Access Tight Lines. Keith Arthur hosts the weekly fishing show, which includes a studio guest. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world, with a special focus on the European and US Tours. Plus, interviews with players making the headlines. WWE: Late Night -- Smackdown. Jim Ross and Todd Grisham commentate on the latest fights from the Smackdown stable, which includes such superstars as the Undertaker and Chris Jericho. British Ice Hockey. Nottingham Panthers v Coventry Blaze. A chance to see the Elite League encounter at the Nottingham Ice Centre. Archipelago Raid. From Sweden and Finland. NFL London: Preview Tight Lines. Keith Arthur hosts the weekly fishing show, which includes a studio guest. Adrenaline Adventures. Highlights. Archipelago Raid. From Sweden and Finland. 6.10 Live Table Tennis. From Austria. Strongest Man. The Champions League meeting in Columbus, USA. Timbersports World Championship. Highlights of the prestigious event from Brienz in Switzerland. Triathlon. Highlights from Wimbleball Lake. Freeride Spirit Show 10.15 MotoGP. Action from the Malaysian Grand Prix MotoGP practice session. 11.15 World Rally Championship 11.45 Ten Pin Bowling Goal! The latest round of Bundesliga fixtures. Live Bundesliga. Bayer Leverkusen v Borussia Dortmund (kick-off 7.30pm). All the action from this evenings German top-flight encounter at the BayArena. Total Italian Football The Ultimate Fighter. Fly-on-the-wall series following amateur martial arts experts. UFC Unleashed. Archival footage from the world championship for mixed martial arts. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty crimeinVest. net. sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Frances McDormand guests. The Simpsons. Lisa takes up tap dancing. Grease: The School Musical. Wallasey School students perform in the West End. Beverly Hills Cop. A fast-talking Detroit police officer goes to Los Angeles to track down the killers of his best friend. Comedy thriller, starring Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold and Ronny Cox. 11.05 Ross Kemp In Search Of Pirates. The actor investigates piracy in Southeast Asia. Star Trek: Voyager. An assault on their shuttle leaves Chakotay fighting for his life. Restaurant In Our Living Room. Two couples turn their homes into restaurants. Supernova. Spacefaring medics rescue the sole survivor of a crippled interplanetary craft. Thriller, with James Spader. 10.45 Virgin Media Shorts 2009 10.55 Aunties Smalls Sexcetera. Frank and Hoyt go to the Tampa Adult Entertainment Awards. Top Gear. Screenwriter and actor Julian Fellowes is the Star in the Reasonably Priced Car. The Real Hustle On Holiday. Documentary. The Real Hustle On Holiday Doctor Whos Greatest Moments: The Companions. Classic clips from the sci-fi show. EastEnders. Someone tries to blackmail Syed. Dont Tell The Bride. A groom-to-be is given sole responsibility for planning his wedding. Family Guy 11.50 Family Guy World News Today Leeds International Piano Competition 2009. A performance by Sofya Gulyak. Last in the series. Transatlantic Sessions. Last in the series. Krautrock -- The Rebirth Of Germany. The musical genre popular in the Seventies. Kraftwerk -- Minimum/Maximum. Performances by the electronic band. Spiral. Josephine is forced to deal with the criminal organisation. 11.55 Only Connect 5.45 The X Factor. Dermot OLeary presents the second studio round. 7.45 The X Factor. The results, including performances by Whitney Houston and Cheryl Cole. Miami Vice. Two detectives go undercover as smugglers to infiltrate a drugs cartel. However, the operation is threatened when one of them becomes involved with the wife of the head of the organisation. Thriller, with Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx. 11.40 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 6.55 Wycliffe. A prostitutes client confesses to murder before vanishing into the night. Agatha Christies Poirot. A wealthy industrialist is murdered. David Suchet stars. Life. Crews uncovers details of a conspiracy against him. Drama, with Damian Lewis. The Stepford Wives. A newlywed in a commuter village outside New York has her suspicions aroused by the behaviour of her neighbours. Sci-fi thriller, starring Katharine Ross. Champions League Greatest Moments. Memorable Champions League matches. UEFA Europa League Highlights. Matt Smith presents action from last nights group fixtures. Sanctuary. The Cabal unleashes a series of attacks led by the transformed Ashley. Jaws. A New England seaside towns tourist season is turned into a nightmare by a giant killer shark. Steven Spielbergs thriller, starring Roy Scheider, Richard Dreyfuss and Robert Shaw. Hollyoaks. Newt returns home from hospital. How I Met Your Mother. With Josh Radnor. Friends. Ross reveals his raciest fantasy. Friends. Ross prepares to make a speech. Supernanny. Jo Frost returns to the home of the Cooke family to find how things have changed. Wife Swap USA. An extravagant mother trades places with a hard-working woman. Porkys. Comedy, starring Kim Cattrall, Dan Monahan, Mark Herrier and Wyatt Knight. Grand Designs. A couple embark on a project to create an unorthodox, open-framed home. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. My Dad The Serial Killer The Shawshank Redemption. A banker is wrongly jailed for murder, and over the course of his life sentence forms an extraordinary friendship with a fellow inmate. Drama, with Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton, William Sadler and Clancy Brown. 11.45 Skin Deep Ghost Whisperer. Melinda goes up against a phoney psychic. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Private Practice. Sheldon and Pete try to convince Violet to take a paternity test. Medium. Allison suspects a womans children are responsible for her disappearance. Medium. Allison (Patricia Arquette) is shot, and awakens five years in the past. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The body of a drug barons daughter is found in a back street. Last Of The Summer Wine. Billy is burdened by Bradley. 7.40 Last Of The Summer Wine. Peter Sallis stars. 8.20 The Vicar Of Dibley. Alice enters a radio quiz. Blackadder II. Edmund takes in a young lad as his manservant. 9.40 Harry Enfield And Chums. Comedy sketches. 10.20 Harry And Paul. Comedy sketch show. Jonathan Creek. Part two of two. Jonathan and Maddy experience problems. The Bill. Clarkes financial worries are compounded by a dressing-down from Monroe. Murdoch Mysteries. The detective becomes embroiled in the world of bone hunting. Taggart. An informant is due to give evidence against his former boss, one of Glasgows most powerful gang leaders -- but police fail to get the witness to court. Drama, starring Blythe Duff. 11.45 Rope The King Of Queens. With Kevin James. The King Of Queens Scrubs. The hospital is invaded by rats. Scrubs. Elliot considers her future. South Park. Kyle pays off everyones debts. South Park. Cartman is infuriated. South Park. Adult animation. 30 Rock. Guest starring Jennifer Aniston. Comedy Store. Stand- up performances. Comedy Store NCIS. Palmer comes under fire while investigating a murder at a Navy building site. NCIS. Part one of two. A special agents funeral leads Shepard on a covert mission. NCIS. A blogger who accused NCIS of a cover-up is found dead. With Mark Harmon. Life On Mars USA. A decorated veteran of the Vietnam war is beaten to death. Eastbound And Down. Dark comedy. 11.35 No Signal. Sketch show. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Buffy is worried by the arrival of two new vampires in Sunnydale. Dollhouse. Echo becomes involved with a British businessman with links to an open FBI case. Dollhouse. Senator Perrins investigation gathers momentum and Adelle pays a visit to November. Identity. Ten strangers take shelter from a storm in a remote hotel -- where a killer picks them off one by one. Murder mystery, with John Cusack and Ray Liotta. 11.50 Medium Mythbusters. Investigating whether is it possible to swim as fast in syrup as in water. How Do They Do It? How Its Made. Boomerangs. World War Two In HD Colour. The preparations for the D-Day landings. Nazi Doctors. New series. The German doctors who assisted with ethnic cleansing. Destroyed In Seconds. A jet crash lands. Destroyed In Seconds Border Security USA. 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