SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Wednesday, 21 October 2009 23 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.20 Nights In Rodanthe. Romantic drama, starring Richard Gere and Diane Lane. Ghost Town. A bad-tempered dentist is able to see ghosts who want him to sort out their unresolved problems. Comedy, with Ricky Gervais and Greg Kinnear. 9.45 Gervais Uncut Pride And Glory. A family of cops is thrown into turmoil when corruption is uncovered in their department. Thriller, starring Colin Farrell, Edward Norton, Jon Voight and Noah Emmerich. 6.15 Baby Mama. An infertile businesswoman hires a surrogate mother. With Tina Fey. The Heartbreak Kid. A 40-year-old bachelor proposes to his girlfriend of several weeks, but lives to regret it. With Ben Stiller, Michelle Monaghan, Malin Akerman and Carlos Mencia. Meet The Spartans. A king defends his country against invaders, but finds himself short of warriors. With Sean Maguire and Carmen Electra. South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut 6.05 The Scorpion King 2: Rise Of A Warrior. With Michael Copon and Randy Couture. Gone In 60 Seconds. A veteran car thief is forced out of retirement to steal 50 top-of-the-range vehicles in exchange for his brothers life. With Nicolas Cage and Angelina Jolie. The Glimmer Man. A homicide detective becomes the suspect in the case of a series of ritual killings. With Steven Seagal and Keenen Ivory Wayans. 11.35 Marked For Death 5.25 The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian. Fantasy adventure sequel, with Ben Barnes. Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix. The young wizard unites his fellow pupils to battle resurrected dark lord Voldemort. Fantasy adventure sequel, with Daniel Radcliffe, Gary Oldman, Michael Gambon and Alan Rickman. 10.20 The Librarian: Quest For The Spear. A meek librarian must recover a magical artefact that has been stolen by mercenaries. Adventure, with Noah Wyle. 6.45 Beaches. A successful singer visits her wealthy friend, now suffering from a terminal illness, and looks back over the highs and lows of their volatile life-long relationship. With Bette Midler. Almost Famous. A teenage rock journalist lands an assignment following a band on tour. The young writer is forced to grow up fast as the manic world of rock n roll threatens to overwhelm him. With Patrick Fugit, Billy Crudup, Kate Hudson and Frances McDormand. 11.45 We Are Marshall 5.20 Hellboy II: The Golden Army 7.20 Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Jedi knight Anakin Skywalker embarks on a rescue mission. With the voices of Matt Lanter and Christopher Lee. Cloverfield. A giant monster attack on New York is seen from the perspective of people on a rescue mission. With Michael Stahl-David and Lizzy Caplan. 10.40 Hellboy II: The Golden Army. The demon hero battles a renegade elf prince. With Ron Perlman and Selma Blair. 6.10 Drillbit Taylor. Comedy, with Owen Wilson, Leslie Mann, Nate Hartley and Troy Gentle. National Treasure: Book Of Secrets. An archaeologist sets out to clear an ancestor of involvement in Abraham Lincolns assassination. Adventure sequel, with Nicolas Cage and Helen Mirren. 10.10 St Trinians. Mischievous schoolgirls hatch a daring plan to save their boarding school from closure. Comedy, with Rupert Everett and Colin Firth. 11.55 Jerry Maguire 5.15 F/X: Murder By Illusion 7.10 The Bucket List. Two terminally ill men enjoy the time they have left doing the things they have always wanted to do. Comedy, with Jack Nicholson. I Am Legend. A scientist becomes the last survivor of a virus that turns humans into vampire-like creatures. Sci-fi thriller, starring Will Smith and Alice Braga. 10.45 The Silence Of The Lambs. Thriller, starring Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, Scott Glenn and Ted Levine. 6.50 Best Friends. Two screenwriters discover they work better as lovers than as husband and wife. Romantic comedy, starring Burt Reynolds, Goldie Hawn, Jessica Tandy and Ron Silver. The Butchers Wife. A newlywed clairvoyants psychic powers enchant her fellow New Yorkers. Romantic comedy, starring Demi Moore, Jeff Daniels, Mary Steenburgen and Miriam Margolyes. Soapdish. Comedy, with Sally Field, Kevin Kline, Whoopi Goldberg and Robert Downey Jr. 4.55 Good Morning, Miss Dove. Drama. 7.05 Picture Perfect. An executive hires a man to pose as her fianc in an effort to improve her image at work. Comedy, with Jennifer Aniston. Braveheart. Account of the life of medieval Scottish rebel leader William Wallace, who sets out to drive the English from his country. Historical epic, directed by and starring Mel Gibson, with Patrick McGoohan, Ian Bannen, Sophie Marceau, James Cosmo and Catherine McCormack. 5.25 The Joy Luck Club. Drama, starring Kieu Chinh, Ming-Na and Tsai Chin. 7.50 Mongol: The Rise To Power Of Genghis Khan. The renowned conqueror rises from slavery to becoming a mighty war leader. Historical drama, starring Tadanobu Asano, Honglei Sun and Khulan Chuluun. Fargo. A pregnant cop stumbles across a kidnapping plot while investigating a series of murders. Thriller, with Frances McDormand and William H Macy. 11.40 Death Proof. Thriller. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Leahremini,7pm,comedycentral harry hill, 7.30pm, itV2 ricky martin, 8pm, Bio emilia Fox, 9pm, alibi Vinnie Jones, 10pm, itV4 kirsty Wark, 10.30pm, BBc4 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn Total Rugby. Recent rugby union matches. Soccer Special. Ed Chamberlin introduces pre-match reports and news of tonights goals as they go in, while studio guests keep their eye on the big games and talking points. Plus, a classified results round-up from all of this evenings fixtures. Youre On Sky Sports! Football comment on the latest issues, assessing the impact of the latest results, talking-points and injury news. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. 5.00 Live UEFA Champions League Live UEFA Champions League. Real Madrid v AC Milan (kick-off 7.45pm). The Bernabeu provides the setting for tonights Group C encounter between two of Europes heavyweights. The hosts top the table, while Milan are under pressure. UEFA Champions League Goals. The strikes from the latest matchday three fixtures. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. PGA EuroPro Tour Golf. The International Open. Action from the season-ending event at St Andrews in Scotland, featuring the leading players on the Order of Merit. PGA Grand Slam Of Golf. Delayed coverage from the Port Royal Golf Course in Southampton, Bermuda, featuring this years four Major winners -- Angel Cabrera, Lucas Glover, Stewart Cink and Yang Yong-eun. 6.30 Summer Speed Motorsport Transworld Sport. Action and features, focusing on mainstream activities and minority interest events, from football, tennis and golf to BMX biking. Watersports World. Highlights of aquatic activities from across the planet. Transworld Sport. Action and features, focusing on mainstream activities and minority interests. Adrenaline Adventures. Highlights. Max Power. Motor sport magazine. 6.25 Show Jumping. Highlights. 7.25 Polo. The Gold Cup. Action from Midhurst, West Sussex. 8.25 Riders Club. Magazine show. US Tour Golf. Highlights of the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open. European Tour Golf. The Portugal Masters. 10.05 Sailing. The MedCup Circuit. 10.50 Eurosport For The Planet 11.20 Table Tennis. Highlights of the mens singles World Cup final from Moscow, Russia. ESPN Kicks 7.15 ESPN Football Funnies Rumble In The Jungle. Muhammad Ali v George Foreman. The 1974 world heavyweight title bout from Kinshasa, Zaire. Thrilla In Manila. The third fight between Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier, held in 1975. PortuGol. Highlights from the Super Liga. UFC 104 Countdown Show. A look ahead to the event at the Staples Centre in Los Angeles. UFC All Access. Behind the scenes of the UFC. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi 6.30 Hairspray -- The School Musical. Denise Van Outen makes final preparations. Last in the series. Project Runway. The contestants have to create a suitable outfit to fit into a certain film genre. NCIS: Los Angeles. New series. Undercover agents investigate the death of a Navy officer. NCIS: Los Angeles. Sam confronts a corrupt Seal who used to be his friend. LL Cool J stars. Law And Order. An adulterous art dealer is stoned to death. Sam Waterston stars. Star Trek: Voyager. A Kazon warship is crippled in an accident caused by Federation technology. Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance. Officers tackle drunken women causing a disturbance. Criminal Minds. A Californian teenager is murdered and her best friend is abducted. Criminal Minds. Part two of two. Reid is kidnapped and tortured by the serial killer. Sexcetera. A club that mixes sex with rave music, and an interview with Rob Black. Doctor Who. The Time Lord becomes trapped. 7.45 Doctor Whos Greatest Moments Dont Tell The Bride. A music-loving groom-to-be plans every detail of his nuptials alone. Who Made Me Fat? Investigating who is making profits out of Britains obese people. Family Guy. Animation. 10.20 Family Guy. Chris gets a job. 10.45 How Not To Live Your Life. Comedy. 11.15 Lunch Monkeys 11.45 Dont Tell The Bride World News Today Josephine Baker: The First Black Superstar. Portrait of actress and singer Josephine Baker. Art Deco Icons. New series. A Tale Of Two Britains. Documentary looking at an alternative vision of Britain during the Thirties. Flight Of The Conchords. Comedy. Its Only A Theory. With Kirsty Wark. Wallander. A string of murders appear to be linked to army troops. With Krister Henriksson. Harry Hills TV Burp. Comic review. New Youve Been Framed! With Harry Hill. Gossip Girl. Chuck and Blair have their eye on the same lot in an auction. Ed Westwick stars. Trinity. Former students return to the college on Founders Day. Drama, starring Charles Dance. The Matrix Revolutions. Freedom fighters Neo and Trinity battle to bring the war between man and machine to an end. Sci-fi sequel, starring Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss. 6.55 Wycliffe. The collapse of an airtight prosecution case reflects badly on the detective. Monarch Of The Glen. Golly admits his feelings for Molly. Susan Hampshire stars. Numb3rs. A train collides with a lorry carrying hazardous material. Sophina Brown stars. Life. Crews uncovers details of a conspiracy against him. Drama, with Damian Lewis. Frantic. An American doctor scours Paris in search of his wife. Thriller, with Harrison Ford. UEFA Champions League: Countdown To Kick-off SAS: The Soldiers Story. Documentary. The Sweeney. A missing small-time crook turns up dead, leading to a murder investigation. Cops With Cameras. Thames Valley police engage in a dramatic car chase. Vinnie Jones Toughest Cops USA. New series. Police work in some of the most dangerous US cities. 11.05 Magnum Force. Thriller sequel, with Clint Eastwood and Hal Holbrook. Hollyoaks. Tony fires Natty and Ste. How I Met Your Mother. Ted and Lily have a row. Friends. Chandler and Ross face two bullies. Friends. Rachel has an eventful birthday party. School Of Rock. An idle guitarist poses as a supply teacher for some easy money and moulds his pupils into a new rock band. Comedy from director Richard Linklater, starring Jack Black and Joan Cusack. 11.10 School Of Comedy. The adult world. 11.45 Fonejacker Grand Designs. Restoring a 19th-century manor house in the Creuse region of France. More4 News. The days stories. UR SO V4IN. Documentary. Bremner, Bird And Fortune: The Last Show Before The Recovery. Satirical sketches. The Force. Documentary following the challenges faced by officers of the Hampshire Constabulary. 11.10 Saving Grace. A new case prompts Grace to dwell on an old crime. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda is suspicious of Gabriel when he asks her to help him find their father. Four Weddings. A lesbian couple make arrangements for a civil partnership ceremony. Dating In The Dark. A genetic compatibility test is conducted on the contestants. CSI: Miami. A divorce becomes much worse when the husbands mistress is found dead. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Gregs initiation continues with an unpleasant experiment. Last Of The Summer Wine. Barry devises a catering plan. 7.40 Last Of The Summer Wine. Wesley makes a trolley. 8.20 Yes, Prime Minister. The government faces financial ruin. The Royle Family. Jim embarks on a spot of DIY. 9.35 The Royle Family. Antony displays his juggling skills. 10.15 Absolutely Fabulous. Edina gets involved in Patsys magazine. 10.55 The Omid Djalili Show. Topical stand-up comedy. 11.35 Early Doors. Craig Cash stars. The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. The body of Lynleys missing godson is discovered 12 years after he disappeared, and the detective himself becomes a suspect when the boys sister is found dead. Silent Witness. Double bill. Nikki investigates after a police raid at a house sees two suspected terrorists and a policeman killed -- but the officers accounts of events do not add up. Emilia Fox stars. 11.10 Judge John Deed. Jo Mills takes on a businessman. Jenny Seagrove stars. The King Of Queens. Leah Remini stars. The King Of Queens. Carrie cooks for Deacon. Scrubs. Dr Clock returns to the hospital. Scrubs. Kelso returns to work on the wards. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. Angus T Jones stars. Rhod Gilbert at the Comedy Store South Park. Adult animation. Sex And The City. Carrie spends the night with Aleksandr. 11.40 Sex And The City NCIS. A suspected drug-smuggler is seemingly killed by his own dog. Pauley Perrette stars. NCIS. Shepard becomes the prime suspect in the murder of an arms dealer. Lauren Holly stars. Family Guy. A girl steals Stewies heart. American Dad! Roger becomes Stans sidekick. ReGenesis. Roths stem cell treatment has severe side effects. Victor Garber stars. Burn Notice. At Sams request, Michael comes to the aid of a waitress. Jeffrey Donovan stars. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. The Masters remains go missing. Sarah Michelle Gellar stars. Total Eclipse. Premiere. A nuclear space station faces a meteor bombardment, threatening all life on Earth. Thriller, with Thomas Calabro and Cynthia Gibb. 9.40 NYC: Tornado Terror. New Yorks deputy mayor tries to convince the citizens a tornado is about to strike the city. Thriller, with Nicole de Boer and Sebastian Spence. Medium. Allison suffers confusing visions. Mythbusters. The team tests two legends spanning 500 years of locomotive history. How Do They Do It? Modern-day objects. How Its Made. Professional cookware. Raging Planet. The power of sea storms, one of the natural worlds most lethal phenomena. Discovering Ardi. The discovery of a full Ardipithecus ramidus skeleton, Also known as Ardi, the 4.4 million-year-old remains are changing scientific theories about human evolution. Richard Hammonds Engineering Connections. The construction of HMS Illustrious. Escaping Alcatraz. Documentary exploring plans made by inmates to escape from the prison. Banged Up Abroad. The kidnapping of two journalists by insurgents in Iraq. Border Security USA. A smuggler does a poor job of hiding a shipment of cocaine. Maximum Security: American Justice. Staff and inmates clash at Hays State Prison. The Six Wives Of Henry VIII. David Starkey tells the stories of Jane Seymour and Anne of Cleves. Ax Men. R&R Conner Aviation is forced to choose between safety and production. Ax Men. One of R&Rs pilots is left stranded when a sudden fog arrives. Americas Toughest Jobs. The eight remaining contestants train as rodeo bullfighters. Disappearing Britain. An in-depth and personal look at the decline of the coal industry. Antiques Roadshow. The team values treasured items at Abergavenny in south Wales. Terry Jones Barbarians. How the Romans destroyed the Greek and Persian civilisations. Shackleton. Epic drama starring Kenneth Branagh as the explorer Ernest Shackleton. Tank Overhaul. Teams from England and Canada rebuild a British-designed Centurion tank. Antiques Roadshow. The team values treasured items at Abergavenny in south Wales. Parking Wars. Two clampers meet a fan. Parking Wars. A person is double parked. Ricky Martin. The Puerto Rican pop star who found fame in the English-speaking world in 1999. Iglesias Family. The relationship between Julio Iglesias and his son Enrique. Cliff: The World Tour. A performance by Cliff Richard, who rose to fame in the late Fifties. Tom Jones. Profile of the singer, who was knighted for his contribution to entertainment. Dog Borstal. Robert Alleyne tackles a pair of canines driving their owner to distraction. Who Do You Think You Are? Stephen Fry traces his grandfather back to modern-day Slovakia. Coast. The team travels along the coast between Holyhead and Liverpool. Britains Greatest Buildings. Dan Cruickshank visits the Forth Rail Bridge. Traffic Cops. Officers deal with crimes and accidents where people lie about who they are. Walking With Dinosaurs Special: Sea Monsters Walking With Dinosaurs Special: Sea Monsters Darwins Dangerous Idea. How the theory of evolution has been adapted for political ends. Wild China. Examining the wildlife living in the inhospitable climes of the Tibetan plateau. Tribe. Bruce Parry visits the Akie people of Tanzania and confronts one of his biggest fears. Walking With Dinosaurs Special: Sea Monsters Walking With Dinosaurs Special: Sea Monsters factual 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm sPort 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html40.html41.html42.html43.html