KANYE WEST has pulled a short film he stars in from his website -- without any explanation. The R&B star, 32, teamed up with Oscar-winning director Spike Jonze, 39, to make the 11-minute film, called We Were Once A Fairytale. It shows West acting drunk in a nightclub and appearing to have sex with a woman, before staggering into the mens toilets. He then cuts open his stomach and pulls out a demon. After posting the film online on Sunday, West mysteriously took it off yesterday, saying: Sorry, I had to take it down. The star was slammed last month for his drunken outburst at the MTV Video Music Awards, when he interrupted Taylor Swifts acceptance speech. 16 Wednesday, 21 October 2009 London Lite dothegreenthing.com THERE are tons of sites with an environmental edge but this is a really quirky way to bring a bit of green into your life. The premise is that there are seven things that we can all do to be greener, from sticking with what you have to using machinery less. Here you can join others doing the same thing around the world. Plenty of brilliant videos and stories to inspire you to make a difference. video.nationalgeographic.com/ video/wildcam NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC definitely does the best animal photography and this is a chance to sit back and enjoy many of its highlights with a live feed to some of the worlds most beautiful places. Enjoy your morning coffee while watching the Belize Barrier Reef, or check out the elephants at Petes Pond in Botswana over lunch. There is also a best bits section which is well worth a look. RACHEL MOSTYN EMAIL YOUR TIMEWASTERS TO: wasters@thisislondon.co.uk/lite Timew@ster What to browse when the boss isnt looking GuyisyourMadgesty MadonnasexRitchierevealedasdescendantofEnglishking HE MAY revel in his mockney hard- man image but Guy Ritchie is descended from royalty. Renowned for such gangland flicks as Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, the British film director is a distant descendant of Edward I, according to the ancestry website findmypast.com. Ritchie and Madonna divorced last year. His ex-wife was dubbed her Madgesty after he shortened her name to Madge. Using the 1911 census -- online for the first time today -- the website also shows Ritchie is the great-great-grandson of renowned major general Edward McLaughlin. It also reveals that Jude Law, who will star as Doctor Watson in Ritchies new film, Sherlock Holmes, is descended from a master baker. William Law was 36 in 1911 and lived with his wife, five children and two servants in a nine-bedroom house in Brixton, south London. BY GEORGINA LITTLEJOHN Slammed: West at the MTV Awards Mystery as Kanye pullsdemonfilmafter just two days Removed: the short film shows Kanye West apparently cutting himself to release a demon, inset index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html40.html41.html42.html43.html