SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Tuesday, 20 October 2009 21 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.15 Without A Paddle: Natures Calling. Comedy sequel, with Kristopher Turner and Oliver James. Ghost Town. A bad-tempered dentist is able to see ghosts who want him to sort out their unresolved problems. Comedy, with Ricky Gervais and Greg Kinnear. 9.45 Gervais Uncut Pride And Glory. A family of cops is thrown into turmoil when corruption is uncovered in their department. Thriller, starring Colin Farrell, Edward Norton, Jon Voight and Noah Emmerich. 6.10 The Grinch. With Jim Carrey, Taylor Momsen, Jeffrey Tambor and Anthony Hopkins. Bowfinger. A Hollywood producer splices secretly filmed footage of a star into his latest a low-budget movie. With Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy and Heather Graham. 9.45 Balls Of Fury. The FBI recruit a washed-up ping-pong champion to infiltrate a tournament run by a criminal mastermind. With Dan Fogler. 11.20 K-9. With James Belushi, Mel Harris and Ed ONeill. 5.25 The Dark Knight. With Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart and Gary Goldman. Three Kings. US soldiers face a dilemma after finding a fortune in bullion in the wake of the first Gulf War. With George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Ice Cube and Spike Jonze. War. An FBI agent vows to get revenge on the mysterious assassin who murdered his family and partner. With Jet Li, Jason Statham, Devon Aoki, Luis Guzman and Saul Rubinek. 6.30 Underdog. Comedy, starring Peter Dinklage and featuring the voice of Jason Lee. Wild Child. A spoiled teenager is sent to boarding school in the hope it will teach her discipline. Comedy, starring Emma Roberts and Natasha Richardson. 9.45 The Golden Compass. A girl embarks on a perilous mission through a parallel universe to rescue her best friend. Fantasy adventure, starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig. 11.45 A Little Princess 5.40 Brideshead Revisited. With Matthew Goode, Ben Whishaw and Hayley Atwell. The Mexican. A petty crook finds himself in a very tricky situation when he tries to smuggle a cursed gun from Mexico into America for his Mob boss. With Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts and James Gandolfini. 10.10 Frankie And Johnny. A waitresss past sorrow makes her reluctant to return the affection shown her by an ex-con cook. With Al Pacino and Michelle Pfeiffer. 10,000 BC. A prehistoric hunter journeys across the wilderness to rescue his village from slave raiders. With Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis and Joel Virgel. Jumper. A young man who discovers he can teleport is hunted down by a secret society. With Hayden Christensen and Samuel L Jackson. 10.35 Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street. A Victorian barber slaughters his clientele. With Johnny Depp. 6.15 What Happens In Vegas. Romantic comedy, starring Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher. Sex And The City. Fashion-mad journalist Carrie Bradshaw prepares for her wedding, which is becoming an increasingly lavish affair. Comedy, based on the TV series, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon. Rambo. The one-man army travels to Burma to rescue a party of missionaries from a military officer. Adventure, with Sylvester Stallone. 6.20 The Firm. Harvard law graduate Mitch is head-hunted to work for a prestigious law firm, despite his wifes warnings that it is too good to be true. Thriller, starring Tom Cruise. The Mist. A small town is cloaked in a deep mysterious cloud of mist, and anyone who ventures into its depths is attacked by vicious monsters. Horror, with Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden and Laurie Holden. 11.15 The X Files: I Want To Believe. Thriller, with David Duchovny. 6.35 The Ballad Of Cable Hogue. A prospector left for dead in the desert discovers an underground spring. Sam Peckinpahs comedy Western, starring Jason Robards and David Warner. Fearless. A man walks unhurt from a plane crash and rescues many passengers into the bargain -- but unfortunately, his brush with death has a dangerous affect on his personality. Drama, starring Jeff Bridges and Isabella Rossellini. 11.25 Wise Guys. Comedy, starring Danny DeVito. 6.20 The Bridges Of Madison County. An itinerant photographer and a lonely housewife embark on a brief but passionate affair. Romantic drama, starring Clint Eastwood and Meryl Streep. Kiss The Girls. A forensic psychologist hunts for a psychopathic serial kidnapper prowling a university campus and responsible for his nieces disappearance. Thriller, starring Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd. 11.15 Date Movie. Spoof comedy, with Alyson Hannigan. 6.30 Onegin. A dashing aristocrat in Tsarist Russia encounters a besotted woman. Drama, with Ralph Fiennes and Liv Tyler. 8.20 Juno. A teenager who falls pregnant after sleeping with her friend looks for the perfect parents to adopt her baby. Comedy, with Ellen Page and Michael Cera. Lenny. Biopic of tormented and self-destructive comedian Lenny Bruce, whose controversial stage act caused outrage in Sixties America. With Dustin Hoffman. 11.55 Youth Without Youth movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm kevin mccloud, 7pm, more4 michelle ryan, 8pm, sci-fi Joshua Jackson, 9pm, sky1 yvette Fielding, 9pm, Living hugh Laurie, 10pm, sky1 Jorja Fox, 11pm, Living skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn 6.30 Revista De La Liga. Highlights. Soccer Special. Ed Chamberlin introduces pre-match reports and news of all tonights goals as they go in, while studio guests keep their eye on the big games and talking points. Plus, a results round-up from all of this evenings fixtures. Poker Million. Action from the eighth heat of the big-money tournament in London. Live UEFA Champions League. Liverpool v Lyon (kick-off 7.45pm). The Reds play their second home fixture of the campaign tonight, as French side and Group E rivals Lyon visit Anfield. Rafael Benitezs men were resoundingly beaten 2-0 by Fiorentina three weeks ago. UEFA Champions League Goals. The strikes from the opening matchday three fixtures. Revista De La Liga. Mark Bolton presents highlights of the latest La Liga matches in Spain. BMX Cycling. The UCI BMX Series. Live UEFA Champions League. Rangers v Unirea Urziceni (kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from the Group G encounter between the Scottish and Romanian champions at Ibrox. The hosts will see earning three points as vital tonight. PGA Grand Slam Of Golf. Coverage from the Port Royal Golf Course in Southampton, featuring this years four Major winners -- Angel Cabrera, Lucas Glover, Stewart Cink and Yang Yong-eun. 6.30 Sports Unlimited. Offbeat activities. Live UEFA Champions League. AZ Alkmaar v Arsenal (kick-off 7.45pm). Tonights matchday three fixture comes from the DSB Stadion in Holland, as the Group H rivals continue their quests to reach the last 16. Pool. Highlights of the World Pool Masters at the Riviera Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Adrenaline Adventures. Global highlights. Sporting Ireland. Magazine show. 6.15 Strongest Man 7.15 Boxing. Joseph Agbeko v Vic Darchinyan. Boxing. Marco Huck v Victor Emilio Ramirez. A chance to see the bout for the WBO Cruiserweight title at the Gerry Weber Stadium in Halle, Germany. Freeride Spirit Show 10.15 Rallying. Highlights. 10.45 Rallying World Superbikes. The penultimate round of the season from Magny-Cours in France. Ali Rap. Muhammad Alis greatest moments set to a rap soundtrack. Alis Dozen. Muhammad Alis 12 greatest fights. Alis 65. Celebrating Muhammad Alis 65th birthday. Serie A Weekly Round-Up. Highlights. Eredivisie Review Show. A look back at the latest round of fixtures from the Dutch top flight. Russian Premier League Review entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discovery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itv2 itv3 itv4 e4 more4 Living g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi Hairspray -- The School Musical. Singer Mary Wilson gives the pupils a masterclass. Stargate Universe. Dr Nicholas Rush has to find out why the Destiny loses all its power. Fringe. A train station is devastated by an explosion. Anna Torv and Joshua Jackson star. House. The medic returns and plans to make big changes to his lifestyle. Hugh Laurie stars. Lie To Me. Zoe hires the team to investigate the case of a college football player accused of rape. Star Trek: Voyager. The crew encounters an alien race it believes can help them return home. Sun, Sea And A&E. A 44-year-old man with foot injuries is admitted to the Muro hospital. Chuck. The spy turns to Jill for help when his father is abducted. Scott Bakula guest stars. 8 Out Of 10 Cats. Topical panel show. Shooting Stars. With Jordan and Simon Day. Sexcetera. An instructor who teaches budding dominatrices and a transgender porn star. Doctor Who. The Doctor joins forces with River Song. 7.45 Doctor Whos Greatest Moments Bizarre ER. Highlights of the series so far. Bizarre Animal ER. Kevin Bishop narrates. Dont Tell The Bride. A music-loving groom-to-be is given 12,000 to plan his nuptials alone. EastEnders. Heather gives birth to a boy. How Not To Live Your Life. Last in the series. Family Guy. Peter creates a country. 11.25 Family Guy. Comedy. 11.50 Dont Tell The Bride World News Today Tales From The Green Valley. Spring arrives. Life. David Attenborough reveals how reptiles and amphibians conquer their shortcomings. Alan Cummings The Real Cabaret. With Liza Minnelli, Ute Lemper and Coco Schumann. Its Only A Theory. With Kirsty Wark. Cabaret. Musical charting a nightclub singers stormy relationship with a would-be novelist in Thirties Berlin. With Liza Minnelli. Gossip Girl. The first day of college arrives and Blairs plans are hit by Georginas arrival. Peter Andre: The Next Chapter. Peter promotes his new single while fighting a bad cold. Jack Osbourne: Celebrity Adrenaline Junkie. With Billy Boyd and Konnie Huq. Last in the series. The Dukes Of Hazzard. Bo and Luke Duke discover a plot to strip-mine their entire town. Comedy adaptation of the TV series, with Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville. 6.55 Wycliffe. Tragedy hits a wedding party. Drama, starring Jack Shepherd. Agatha Christies Poirot. An archaeologist is found dead. David Suchet stars. Profiling -- PD James. Portrait of the mystery writer who created Commander Adam Dalgliesh. PD James: An Unsuitable Job For A Woman. Cordelia Gray inherits her very own private detective agency -- and soon finds herself called on to investigate the apparent suicide of a scientists son. Andromeda. Part one of two. The team is faced with a horrifying dilemma. Kevin Sorbo stars. Minder. Arthur employs a truck-load of ex-cons as cheap labour for his new gardening business. Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. Oz falls in love with a German girl, and plans to marry her. Jimmy Nail stars. 10.05 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. Denniss wife announces she is coming to Germany. 11.10 Firestarter. Thriller, starring Drew Barrymore and Martin Sheen. Hollyoaks. Jake asks Loretta out for a drink. How I Met Your Mother. Barneys brother visits. Friends. Joey starts house-hunting. Friends. Ross plans his future with Rachel. Ugly Betty. The Mode staff deals with the aftermath of recent events. America Ferrera stars. Supersize Vs Superskinny. Dr Christian Jessen and Gillian McKeith explore dietary habits. RuPauls Drag Race. Highlights from the first six episodes before the season finale. Grand Designs. Kevin McCloud charts the progress of two artists who have moved to Italy. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. Hello Dollies. Dolls house enthusiasts. Location, Location, Location. Phil Spencer revisits two couples who made lifestyle changes. True Stories: The End Of The Line. Rupert Murray highlights the devastating global effects of unregulated sea fishing, which has decimated fish stocks. 11.50 Location, Location, Location Ghost Whisperer. A lawyer claims he is being stalked by a ghost. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Americas Next Top Model. The contestants recreate Tyras most famous poses. Most Haunted. Yvette Fielding and the team visit Inveraray Jail in Argyll, a 19th-century prison. Medium. Allison develops the ability to tell when people are lying. Patricia Arquette stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A man dressed as an alien is found dead. Jorja Fox stars. Last Of The Summer Wine. Billy seems to have gained a stalker. 7.40 Last Of The Summer Wine. Clegg keeps a secret for Howard. 8.20 Yes, Prime Minister. A battle develops at Number 10. Fawlty Towers. An American comes to stay. John Cleese stars. 9.45 Fawlty Towers. A guests death plunges the hotel into chaos. The Royle Family. Jim embarks on a spot of DIY. 11.05 The Royle Family. Antony displays his juggling skills. 11.45 Early Doors Maisie Raine. Mickey Farrel makes an error. Crime drama, starring Pauline Quirke. 55 Degrees North. A boy is caught shoplifting, but it is the store owner who goes to prison. The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. The body of Lynleys missing godson is discovered 12 years after he disappeared, and the detective himself becomes a suspect when the boys sister is found dead. Silent Witness. Double bill. Two suspected terrorists and a policeman are shot. The King Of Queens. Carrie grows jealous. The King Of Queens. Douggoestoconfession. Scrubs. JD imagines his life as a sitcom. Scrubs. JD is thrown out of his flat. Two And A Half Men. Jake disappears. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. South Park. Adult animation. Comedy Store. Peter Kay special. Sex And The City. Carrie faces her feelings for Big. 11.35 Sex And The City NCIS. The body of a Muslim Marine is found near a mosque that has been linked with al-Qaeda. NCIS. Jethro and the team set up a stake-out at a storage facility to catch a thief. Family Guy. A new drug craze hits town. American Dad! Stan seeks revenge. Predator Raw. Unseen footage from a sting operation in Riverside, California. Nip/Tuck. Christian struggles to cope with a bereavement. Julian McMahon stars. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. An ancient book prophesies Buffy will die in battle. Bionic Woman. Jaimes holiday threatens to turn deadly. Michelle Ryan stars. Warehouse 13. The agents meet a rival artifact seeker. Sci-fi drama, starring Eddie McClintock. Dollhouse. New series. Echo becomes involved with a British businessman. Eliza Dushku stars. Dollhouse. Echo is given a new personality, and her reaction is more intense than expected. Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman tackle four experiments suggested by viewers. How Do They Do It? How objects are made. How Its Made. Olive oil and lift trucks. Deadliest Catch. Delirium sets in among the crews several weeks into the Opilio season. Whale Wars. Low on fuel, the activists must decide whether to return home. Destroyed In Seconds. A rocket explodes. Destroyed In Seconds. A truck crashes. Richard Hammonds Engineering Connections. The inspiration for Wembley Stadium. Convoy: War For The Atlantic. How Germany deployed its U-boats in the Atlantic. Churchills Darkest Decision. Winston Churchills decision to sink the French fleet in 1940. Americas Secret Weapons. The work of advanced research projects agency Darpa. Maximum Security: American Justice. New inmates arrive at Hays State Prison. The Six Wives Of Henry VIII. The monarchs second wife, Anne Boleyn. The Universe. The composition of Mars, the planet in the solar system most like Earth. Oil Riggers. A roughneck on the Viking crew suffers a career-threatening injury. Mega Movers. Transporting a 115-year-old church and a gothic horse barn. Disappearing Britain. The national tradition of visiting the seaside. With Sarah Lancashire. Antiques Roadshow. Another chance to see the 2005 special from HMS Victory in Portsmouth. Terry Jones Barbarians. Dispelling misconceptions about the early Goth tribes. Shackleton. Epic drama, starring Kenneth Branagh, Kevin McNally and Lorcan Cranitch. Tank Overhaul. A man tries to restore one of the worlds first fighting vehicles, the BMP. Antiques Roadshow. Another chance to see the 2005 special from HMS Victory in Portsmouth. Parking Wars. Impounding vehicles. Being The Ugliest. The lives of people with unusual appearances and how they feel. Two Queens And A Castle Party Mamas. Over-the- top childrens parties. Party Mamas. Series about childrens parties. Little Miss Perfect. After winning numerous crowns Emily goes head-to-head with Jordan. Two Queens And A Castle My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding Dog Borstal. Mic Martin tackles a Newfoundland that likes to throw its weight around. Who Do You Think You Are? Sheila Hancock travels to Milan, where her father was born. Coast. Nicholas Crane hangs off the cliffs near Beachy Head to discover how chalk is formed. Britains Greatest Buildings. Dan Cruickshank looks at the Circus in Regency Bath. Traffic Cops. The services feel the pressure on Guy Fawkes night. Jamie Theakston narrates. Walking With Monsters: Life Before Dinosaurs Walking With Dinosaurs Special: Sea Monsters Darwins Dangerous Idea. The influence of Charles Darwins evolutionary theory. Wild China. The series exploring Chinas wildlife continues with a journey to the Yunnan Province. Tribe. Bruce Parry sails to Anuta in the South Pacific, home to an isolated tribal community. 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