30 Friday, 16 October 2009 London Lite LISTINGS7439 0747). Tube: Leicester Sq. Fri 6pm & 11pm, 25-46 RANDOM HAND Ska-metal. O2 Academy Islington N1 Centre, Parkfield St, N1 (0844 477 2000). Tube: Angel. Fri 6pm, 7.50 RISE Metal ensemble. The Purple Turtle Crowndale Rd, NW1 (020 7383 4976). Tube: Mornington Crescent. Sun 7.30pm, 5 SAINT ETIENNE The veteran UK electropop trio. O2 Shepherds Bush Empire Shepherds Bush Green, W12 (0905 020 3999). Tube: Shepherds Bush. Fri 7pm, 22.50 SARAH MAC Solo singer-songwriter. 100 Club Oxford St, W1 (020 7636 0933). Tube: Oxford Circus. Sun 7.30pm, 7, adv 5 PHILIP SAYCE Canadian virtuoso guitarist. Dingwalls Camden Lock, Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 (020 7428 0010). Tube: Camden Town. Sun 7.30pm, 10 SCARCE The indie-rock trio. The Luminaire Kilburn High Rd, NW6 (020 7372 7123). Tube: Kilburn. Sat 7.30pm, 10 SIC ALP San Franciscan trio play noise pop. Bardens Boudoir Stoke Newington Rd, N16 (020 7249 9557). Rail: Dalston Kingsland. Sun 8pm, 5 THE SLITS Reformed punk five-piece. ULU Malet St, WC1 (0870 060 3777). Tube: Goodge St. Fri 7.30pm, 15 SUZERAIN Alternative rock five-piece. The Scala Pentonville Rd, N1 (020 7833 2022). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. Fri 7pm, 8 THE KALATRICKS Alt rock from London. Monto Water Rats Grays Inn Rd, WC1 (020 7837 4412). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. Sun 6pm, 6 THE LOVEBIRDS Acoustic alt-rock combo. The Windmill Blenheim Gdns, SW2 (020 8671 0700). Tube/Rail: Brixton. Sat 8pm, 6, adv 5 THE VAN KLEEF Four-piece post punk outfit. The Good Ship, Main Room Kilburn High Rd, NW6 (07949 008253). Tube: Kilburn. Sat 7.30pm, 5 CLubS Drum & Bass DUBWIVES AT THE BIG CHILL BAR Drumnbass and urban music. Drury Walk E1 (020 7392 9180). Tube/Rail: Liverpool St. Fri 8pm-1am, phone for prices DUB INNA DA CITY AT THE LOCKSIDE LOUNGE Jungle, drumnbass, reggae and dubstep. West Yard Dock NW1 (020 7284 0007). Tube: Camden Town. Fri phone for details THE JAMM STRAVAGANZA AT JAMM Electro, drumnbass, disco and techno. Brixton Rd SW9 (020 7274 5537). Tube/Rail: Brixton. Fri 9pm-4am, 10 VARIANCE AT THE RHYTHM FACTORY Drumnbass and dubstep. Whitechapel Rd E1 (020 7375 3774). Tube: Whitechapel. Sat 9pm-3am, 8, adv 6 Gay & Lesbian FILM NOIR AT THE GHETTO Electro, cabaret and rock. Old St EC1 (020 7287 3726). Tube/Rail: Barbican. Fri 10pm-5am, 5 GAY HIGH AT 229 Electro, punk and rock. Great Portland St W1 (020 7323 7229). Tube: Great Portland St. Fri 9pm-late, 5 HORSE MEAT DISCO AT EAGLE Disco sounds. Kennington Lane SE11 (020 7793 0903). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. Sun 8pm-3am, 6 S.L.A.G.S./CHILL- OUT AT ROYAL VAUXHALL TAVERN Dance anthems and house. Kennington Lane SE11 (020 7820 1222). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall.Sun2pm-midnight,7 TONKER AT EAGLE LONDON Club classics. Kennington Lane SE11 (020 7793 0903). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. Fri 9pm- 3am, 5, 4 mems, free before 10pm House & Garage AUDIO SUSHI AT THE DOGSTAR Indie, electro, breaks, house, drumnbass and hip hop. Coldharbour Lane SW9 (020 7733 7515). Tube/Rail: Brixton. Sat 7pm- 4am, 5, free before 10pm BASS LINE AT THE MOOSE BAR House, electro, soul, funk, R&B. Duke St W1 (020 7644 1426). Tube: Bond St. Fri 6pm-3am, free BEDROCK 11TH BIRTHDAY AT MATTER AT O2 ARENA House, techno, beats and breaks. Peninsula Sq SE10 (020 7549 6686). Tube: North Greenwich, Rail: Westcombe Park Railway Station. Sat 10pm-7am, 15, adv 11 BIG FANCY DRESS PARTY AT STRAWBERRY MOONS R&B, chart, house and club classics. Heddon St W1 (020 7437 7300). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Sat phone for details BIG IN IBIZA AT THE WHITEHOUSE House and electro. Clapham Park Rd SW4 (020 7498 3388). Tube: Clapham Common. Fri 9pm-5am, 10, 8 before 10pm BINGO AT THIRST Fabrizia spins house. Greek St W1 (020 7437 1977). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. Fri 5pm-3am, 5, free before 10pm BLOWINEAST AT SOSHO, SOSHO LOUNGE Deep house and funk. Tabernacle St EC2 (020 7920 0701). Tube/Rail: Old St. Fri 8pm-3am, 5, free before 9pm BREAKFAST AT EGG French house and minimal electro. York Way N7 (020 7609 8364). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. Sat 4am-late, 15, concs 12 CANT STOP WONT STOP AT HERBAL House, electro and minimal. Kingsland Rd E2 (020 7613 4462). Tube/Rail: Old St. Sun 8pm-2am, 10 CARNY MASH-UP AT THE STAR OF BETHNAL GREEN House, techno and reggae. BethnalGreenRdE2(02077290167). Tube: Bethnal Green. Fri 9pm-2am, 5 CASINO ROYALE AT THE BARFLY, CAMDEN 1960s garage, indie, Northern Soul and psychedelia. Chalk Farm Rd NW1 (0844 847 2424). Tube: Chalk Farm. Sat 10pm- 3am, 5 THE CUCKOOS NEST AT EGG, TERRACE FLOOR House, techno, electro and minimal. York Way N7 (020 7609 8364). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. Sat 4am-late, 15, w/flyer 10 DANCE ROCKS AT THE WATERSHED, CLUB, BAR House, R&B, chart, and indie. The Broadway SW19 (020 8540 0080). Tube/Rail: Wimbledon. Fri 8pm-late, 8, 5 before midnight DIGITAL GENERATION AT CLUB 414 House, Trance and Techno favourites. Coldharbour Lane SW9 (020 7924 9322). Tube/Rail: Brixton. Sat phone for details ELECTRIC RECORD PLAYER AT SOSHO DJ Pete Herber spins disco house. Tabernacle St EC2 (020 7920 0701). Tube/Rail: Old St. Sat 9pm-4am, 5 FABRIC 10TH BIRTHDAY WEEKEND AT FABRIC House, techno, electro, dub and drumnbass. Charterhouse St EC1 (020 7336 8898). Tube/Rail: Farringdon. Sat & Sun 11pm, 25, mems 22 FABRIC 10TH BIRTHDAY WEEKEND AT FABRIC House, techno and electro. Charterhouse St EC1 (020 7336 8898). Tube/Rail: Farringdon. Fri 10pm-6am, 15 FERNANDO BROS AT INIGO Guest DJs spin house music. Wandsworth Rd SW8 (020 7622 4884). Rail: Wandsworth Rd. Fri phone for times, 5 FUNKD UP AT LVPO Residents spin club hits. Dean St W1 (020 7434 3399). Tube: Leicester Sq. Fri 9pm-3am, 8 FUTUREBOOGIE AT THE BIG CHILL HOUSE Dub house and disco. Pentonville Rd N1 (020 7427 2540). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. Sat 9pm- 3am, 5, free before 10pm THE GALLERY AT THE MINISTRY OF SOUND House, trance and electro. Gaunt St SE1 (0870 060 2666). Tube/Rail: Elephant And Castle. Fri 10.30pm-6am, 15, adv 13 G-A-Y AT HEAVEN Pop, house and R&B. Charing Cross Arches, Villiers St WC2 (020 7930 2020). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross. Sat 10.30pm-5am, 5 GLITTERATTI AT JEWEL Resident DJs spin funky house. Maiden Lane WC2 (020 7379 5900). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross. Fri phone for details G.O.D. AT HERBAL, FLOOR MAIN & ROOM 2 Soulful, uplifting and funky house. Kingsland Rd E2 (020 7613 4462). Tube/Rail: Old St. Fri 9pm-3am, 10, 7 before 11pm, w/flyer 7 GRIN AT INIGO Residents spin house and electro. Wandsworth Rd SW8 (020 7622 4884). Rail: Wandsworth Rd. Sat 5 FUNKY UNDERGROUND AT THIRST Electro, house, minimal techno. Greek St W1 (020 7437 1977). Tube: Tottenham Crt Rd. Sat 5pm-3am, 5 HI-TEK SOUL AT THE MINISTRY OF SOUND House, trance and electro. Gaunt St SE1 (0870 060 2666). Tube/Rail: Elephant And Castle. Sat 11pm-7am, 15, adv 12 JET BLACK AFTERHOURS AT THE DEN & CENTRO Electro, house and rock. WestCentralStWC1(02072401083). Tube:Holborn.Fri3am-8am,20 JUST BEATS AT PACHA House and electro night. Terminus Place SW1 (0845 371 4489). Tube/Rail: Victoria. Fri 10pm- 5am, 15, adv 10 KONEKTED LAUNCH PARTY AT CABLE House and electro. Bermondsey St SE1 (020 7584 2470). Tube/Rail: London Bridge. Sun 10pm-late, 10 LA BOUTIQUE AT JEWEL Soulful and funky house. Glasshouse St W1 (020 7439 4990). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Sat 9pm-1am, 10, guest list 5 MAX SUNDAYS AT THE DEN & CENTRO R&B, house, dance and hip hop. West Central St WC1 (020 7240 1083). Tube: Holborn. Sun 10pm- 6am, 15, adv 10 MONKEY FUNK AT THE BEDFORD Club classics, funk, soul, ska, rocknroll and blues in the ballroom. Bedford Hill SW12 (07960 010209). Tube: Balham. Sat 11pm-2am, 6 PLEASURE PRINCIPLED MASKED BALL AT CABLE Red-themed masked ball with house and techno from Shane Watcha, pole dancing, opera singers and more. Bermondsey St SE1 (020 7584 2470). Tube/Rail: London Bridge. Fri 11pm-6am, 20, concs 15, adv 10 PUKKA UP AT PACHA House. Terminus Place SW1 (0845 371 4489). Tube/Rail: Victoria. Sat 10pm- 5am, 20, adv 15 MAT HORNE PRESENTS... SESSION 7 AT THE QUEEN OF HOXTON Sadie Frost, Lisa Moorish and Rev supply house, electro and techno. Curtain Rd EC2 (020 7422 0958). Sat 8pm-2am, 7, 5 before 10pm SIMON SAYS AT ALCHEMIST Pop, indie, club classics and house. St Johns Hill SW11 (020 7326 7456). Rail: Clapham Junction. Sat 9pm-2am, 3 SINTILLATE AT WANDSWORTH PALAIS DR&B, funky house and club classics. Wandsworth High St SW18 (0871 872 1234). Rail: Wandsworth Town. Sat 10pm-4am, 10, 7 STAR SPANGLED AT EAST VILLAGE Deep house and electro. Great Eastern St EC2 (020 7739 5173). Tube/Rail: Old St. Sat 9pm- 4am, 10, 8 before 11pm SWERVED AT EAST VILLAGE House, electro and funk. Great Eastern St EC2 (020 7739 5173). Tube/Rail: Old St. Fri 9pm- 3.30am, 7 TABLOID AT FIRE House, disco, techno and electro. South Lambeth Rd SW8 (020 7582 9890). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. Sat 11pm- 8am, 15, 12 before 1am, 8 before midnight TRACK ONE AT 54 House and techno. Commercial St E1 (020 7377 0666). Tube: Aldgate East. Fri 10pm-late, 10, concs 8 WARM AT PLASTIC PEOPLE House, disco house and electronica. Curtain Rd EC2 (020 7739 6471). Tube/Rail: Old St. Fri 10pm-4.30am, 10, adv 8 WE LOVE SOUL@HERBAL Soulful house, funk and boogie. Kingsland Rd E2 (020 7613 4462). Tube/Rail: Old St. Sat 9pm-3am, 10, 8 B4 midnight, 7 before 11pm Trance & Techno ALWAYS FRIDAYS AT EGG Ellen Allien spins house and techno. York Way N7 (020 7609 8364). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. Fri 10pm-late, 12, 8 before midnight, concs 8 IN&OUTTONIGHT Arturo BrAchetti Monday, Garrick theatre at 7.30pm win tickets WE ARE giving away three pairs of tickets to a new one- man show by Italian cabaret legend Arturo Brachetti, right, at the Garrick on Monday. In Change, Brachetti brings more than a hundred characters to the stage, from the Queen to Harry Potter and James Bond. For more information go to changelondon.com To enter text LL WIN followed by a space and then your first name and email address to 65400 before 9am on Monday. Texts cost 50p plus standard network charges. Entrants must be over 18. Terms and conditions apply, see metro.co.uk txt 65400 WERE not beginning to mean something? Mark Rylances character, Hamm, worries in Complicites production of Samuel Becketts bleak drama. And although its tempting to seek significance in every phrase and movement of the absurdist tragi- comedy, the real joy here is the actors exciting portrayal of the famously anal playwrights script. Olivier, Bafta and Tony award-winning Rylance stars as a blind, crippled man stuck in a fortress- like, grey, smoky room with nothing around for miles except his mistreated helper Clov (Complicites artistic director Simon McBurney, who also directs) and legless -- literally -- parents (Miriam Margolyes and Tom Hickey). Hamm is clearly the boss, Clov comically carts a stepladder around and Hamms parents affectionately chat between themselves until he puts a lid on them. And while Rylance is almost too convincing at being a boring, incoherent storyteller, McBurneys Endgame is so engaging that by the final whistle we feel almost as sorry for Hamm as he does. 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