SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Friday, 16 October 2009 27 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 5.30 The Code. Thriller, with Morgan Freeman. 35MM. News from the world of film. Sleeping With The Enemy. An abused wife fakes her own death to escape her violent husband -- but he is soon on her trail. Thriller, starring Julia Roberts, Patrick Bergin and Kevin Anderson. Eagle Eye. A pair of strangers go on the run after receiving warnings that their lives are in danger. Thriller, starring Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan, Rosario Dawson and Michael Chiklis. 6.25 Shrek The Third. With the voices of Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz and Eddie Murphy. Run, Fat Boy, Run. A man who jilted his fiance at the altar tries to prove his love for her by running the London Marathon. With Simon Pegg and Thandie Newton. 9.45 Superhero Movie. A high-school student develops strange powers after being bitten by a radioactive dragonfly. With Drake Bell. 11.15 Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. With Rob Schneider. 5.25 Rush Hour 3 7.05 F/X: Murder By Illusion. A special-effects expert is hired to stage the mock killing of a gangster -- but gets double-crossed. With Bryan Brown and Brian Dennehy. Vantage Point. An assassination attempt against the US president is followed from several perspectives. With Dennis Quaid and Matthew Fox. 10.35 Death Race. A crooked prison warden coerces a convict into taking part in a deadly car race. With Jason Statham and Joan Allen. 6.25 The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian. The Pevensie children help the rightful king of Narnia to reclaim his throne. Fantasy adventure sequel, with Ben Barnes and Peter Dinklage. Son Of Rambow. A boy from a strict home and an unruly classmate become friends and decide to make their own action movie. Comedy, with Bill Milner. 10.40 Cocoon. Sci-fi fantasy, starring Wilford Brimley, Jessica Tandy, Hume Cronyn, Don Ameche and Steve Guttenberg. 6.00 Georgia Rule. With Jane Fonda, Lindsay Lohan and Felicity Huffman. The Bucket List. Two terminally ill men enjoy the time they have left doing the things they have always wanted to do. With Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman. 9.40 Rules Of Engagement. A lawyer reluctantly defends a former Vietnam comrade-in-arms accused of firing on civilians. With Tommy Lee Jones, Samuel L Jackson and Guy Pearce. 11.50 We Own The Night 6.10 Masters Of The Universe. Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, Meg Foster and Billy Barty star. AVPR: Aliens Vs Predator Requiem. Extraterrestrial monsters clash again, but this time a hybrid is on the loose. With Steven Pasquale and Reiko Aylesworth. 9.40 The Top 10 Show Doomsday. Highly trained soldiers are sent into the ruins of Scotland to find the cure to a lethal virus. With Rhona Mitra, Bob Hoskins, Malcolm McDowell and Craig Conway. 6.00 The Incredible Hulk. Comic-book adventure, starring Edward Norton. The Dark Knight. In the sequel to Batman Begins, the masked hero is pushed to his limits as the Joker plunges Gotham City into anarchy. Comic-book thriller, starring Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart, Gary Goldman and Michael Caine. 10.35 Shaft. A cop quits the force to bring a racist murderer to justice on his own terms. Thriller remake, starring Samuel L Jackson. 4.15 The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford 7.05 Resident Evil: Extinction. Sci-fi thriller sequel, with Milla Jovovich, Oded Fehr, Ali Larter, Iain Glen and Ashanti. The Bank Job. A bank robber ends up stealing top secret files the government wants buried. Fact-based crime thriller, starring Jason Statham and Saffron Burrows. 10.55 Hitman. Action thriller, starring Timothy Olyphant, Dougray Scott and Olga Kurylenko. 5.10 Quo Vadis. A Roman soldier has an affair with a Christian woman during the reign of the Emperor Nero. Adventure, with Robert Taylor. The Screening Room. From Toronto. Heist. A veteran gang boss is blackmailed into pulling off a major gold robbery. Thriller, starring Gene Hackman, Danny DeVito, Rebecca Pidgeon, Delroy Lindo, Sam Rockwell and Ricky Jay. 11.05 Star 80. Drama, starring Mariel Hemingway and Eric Roberts. 6.45 The Poseidon Adventure. Survivors try to escape from a capsized luxury liner before it sinks. Disaster movie, starring Gene Hackman, Ernest Borgnine and Shelley Winters. Date Movie. A woman contends with a jealous rival and disapproving parents to get the man of her dreams. Spoof comedy, with Alyson Hannigan. 10.35 Oldboy. Park Chan-wooks thriller, starring Hye-jeong Kang, Ji-tae Yu, Dae-han Ji and Dal-su Oh. 5.40 Cradle Will Rock. Fact-based drama, starring Hank Azaria, John Cusack and Angus Macfadyen. 8.05 The Walker. A charming escort finds himself the prime suspect in a murder investigation. Drama, starring Woody Harrelson, Kristin Scott Thomas and Lauren Bacall. Burn After Reading. Two gym employees get hold of a CIA agents memoirs, leading to blackmail and murder. Comedy, with George Clooney. 11.40 Michael Clayton movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm kirstie allsopp, 7pm, more4 alexandra Burke, 8pm, itV2 mel Gibson, 8pm, Bio amanda tapping, 9pm, itV4 harry enfield, 9.40pm, G.o.L.d. denzel Washington, 11pm, Bio skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn Premier League Preview Live European Rugby Union. Sale Sharks v Cardiff Blues (kick-off 8pm). This evenings European Cup match comes from Edgeley Park, as the teams play the second game of their Pool Five campaigns. Live Friday Fight Night. Jason Booth v Michael Hunter. The Seaburn Centre in Sunderland provides the setting for this evenings British Super Bantamweight title bout. Tight Lines. Keith Arthur hosts the weekly fishing show, which includes a studio guest. Masters Tennis. The Shanghai Masters. The sixth days play at the Qizhong Forest Sports City Arena in Shanghai, China, as the players contest the quarter-finals of the singles competition. Football League Weekend. A look ahead to the weekends fixtures in the Championship. Premier League Preview. The weekends fixtures. NFL: Total Access. The world of the NFL. FIA GT Championship. Round seven from the Circuit Paul Ricard, France. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world, with a special focus on the European and US Tours. Plus, interviews with players making the headlines. WWE: Late Night -- Smackdown. Jim Ross and Todd Grisham commentate on the latest fights from the Smackdown stable, which includes such superstars as the Undertaker and Chris Jericho. Womens Pool. Action from the US Open 9-Ball Championship in Oklahoma. Netball. England v New Zealand. Highlights of the one-off Test match at the University of Bath. British Ice Hockey. Hull Stingrays v Sheffield Steelers. A chance to see the Elite League encounter at the Hull Ice Arena. 6.45 Live Under-20s World Cup Football. Coverage of the final, staged at the Cairo International Stadium in Egypt (kick-off 7pm). Reigning champions Argentina failed to qualify for this years event. 9.15 MotoGP. The MotoGP practice session for the Australian Grand Prix at Phillip Island, where the 15th round of the season is set to take place. 11.15 Freeride Spirit Show 11.30 FIFA Under- 20s: Today In Egypt 11.40 Ten Pin Bowling Goal! The latest round of Bundesliga fixtures. DTM Review Show. A look at the latest events in the German touring-car series. F3 Highlights. Action from round nine, held at the Circuit Dijon-Prenois in France. Total Italian Football. The Italian game. The Ultimate Fighter. Fly-on-the-wall series following amateur martial arts experts. UFC All Access. Behind the scenes of the UFC. UFC Unleashed. Mixed martial arts. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Homer becomes a missionary. The Simpsons. Bart cuts Homer in half. Grease: The School Musical. Former Destinys Child singer Michelle Williams advises the cast. Trading Places. Two billionaire brothers arrange for a stockbroker and a homeless conman to swap places. Comedy, starring Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Jamie Lee Curtis, Ralph Bellamy and Don Ameche. 11.15 UK Border Force. Staff at a London steakhouse are interrogated. Star Trek: Voyager. Tom Paris is found guilty of murder by the courts of an unknown planet. Restaurant In Our Living Room. Two couples turn their homes into restaurants. Star Trek: Voyager. Part one of two. The crew suffers from amnesia. Donny Most guest stars. Star Trek: Voyager. Part two of two. Chakotay tries to jog Janeways memory. Sexcetera. Examining aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the bizarre. Top Gear. The presenters test out their designs for amphibious vehicles on a Staffordshire lake. Merlin. Gwen is kidnapped by a savage outlaw. 8.45 Merlin Secrets And Magic Doctor Whos Greatest Moments: The Doctor. Classic clips from the time-travelling adventure. EastEnders. Sam falls into the arms of Jack. Dont Tell The Bride. A couple with two daughters seek help in funding their nuptials. Family Guy. Animation. 11.55 Family Guy World News Today Leeds International Piano Competition 2009. A performance by Ukraines Alexej Gorlatch. Transatlantic Sessions. With Allison Moorer. Synth Britannia. Artists, including Bernard Sumner, Gary Numan and Neil Tennant, discuss the sounds that defined the Eighties. Synth At The BBC. Performances from the BBCs music archives. Part of Synth Britannia strand. Spiral. Drama, starring Samir Boitard. 6.00 The X Factor. The first of the live studio rounds. Presented by Dermot OLeary. The X Factor. The results, with performances by Robbie Williams and Alexandra Burke. The Matrix Revolutions. Freedom fighters Neo and Trinity battle to bring the war between man and machine to an end. Sci-fi sequel, starring Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving, Laurence Fishburne and Jada Pinkett Smith. 11.35 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 6.50 Wycliffe. The copper investigates a yachtswomans mysterious disappearance. 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot. Hastings and a reluctant Poirot attend a grouse shoot. Life. A State Representative is murdered for opposing the pro-gun lobby. Damian Lewis stars. Staying Alive. Dancer Tony Manero tries to make his name on Broadway. Drama sequel to Saturday Night Fever, starring John Travolta, Finola Hughes, Cynthia Rhodes and Steve Inwood. The Sweeney. Regan assists a youth implicated in a brutal assault. John Thaw stars. Send In The Dogs. The work of the police dog unit in West Yorkshire. Narrated by Ken Stott. Sanctuary. Part one of two. A con artist helps the team. Drama, starring Amanda Tapping. Raw Deal. A disgraced former FBI agent returns to duty to infiltrate the Chicago underworld. Action thriller, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kathryn Harrold and Sam Wanamaker. Hollyoaks. Theresa makes things difficult for Anita. 7.35 How I Met Your Mother Friends. Carol and Susan tie the knot. Friends. Joey dates an unhinged crazed fan. Supernanny. Jo Frost helps a mother from Wales whose four children are driving her to despair. Wife Swap USA. The mother of a chaotic family trades places with a highly organised woman. East Is East. Comedy drama, starring Om Puri, Linda Bassett and Jimi Mistry. Relocation, Relocation. Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help a couple find a property in Devon. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Hide And Seek. A widowers daughter finds solace in an imaginary friend -- but events take a disturbing twist. Horror, starring Robert De Niro, Dakota Fanning and Elisabeth Shue. My Boyfriend, The Sex Tourist. Part two of two. The aspirations of workers in Bangkok sex bars. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda confronts her mother in an effort to find out more about her father. Private Practice. Addison wonders if she can trust her brother. Drama, starring Kate Walsh. Medium. Allison develops the ability to tell when people are lying. Patricia Arquette stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The team hunts for an unhinged artist-turned-serial-killer. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Grissom, Sara and Nick investigate a roller coaster accident. Last Of The Summer Wine. Barry causes problems. 7.40 Last Of The Summer Wine. Truly spreads a rumour. 8.20 Yes, Prime Minister. The PM makes his first broadcast. Blackadder Goes Forth. Edmund joins the Flying Corps. 9.40 Harry Enfield And Chums. Kevin throws a party. 10.20 Ruddy Hell! Its Harry And Paul. Last in the series. Rush Hour. Comedy adventure, with Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker and Ken Leung. The Bill. Carver falsifies the result of a breathalyser test on a judge. Mark Wingett stars. Murdoch Mysteries. The detective pits his wits against a serial killer. Yannick Bisson stars. Taggart. A war begins between rival taxi firms, confronting the team with a series of coincidences to investigate, and Taggarts family problems are compounded when his daughter is implicated in a murder investigation. Detective drama, with Blythe Duff. 11.45 Murphys Law. Drama. The King Of Queens. Carrie works nights. The King Of Queens. New neighbours arrive. Scrubs. JD searches for a patients relative. Scrubs. JD instructs a group of students. South Park. Kenny takes his girlfriend out. South Park. A boy keeps order in the town. South Park. Adult animation. 30 Rock. Oprah Winfrey guest stars. 11.00 The Sarah Silverman Program Brendon Burns: So I Suppose THIS Is Offensive Now? NCIS. Gibbs tries to protect one of his dead daughters friends. Mark Harmon stars. NCIS. A taxi driver and an admiral working at the Pentagon are murdered by the side of a road. NCIS. Gibbs and his team investigate the bizarre deaths of a Marine and two of his friends. Life On Mars USA. Sam clashes with his colleagues over their procedures. Eastbound And Down. Kenny employs Stevie. 11.35 No Signal. Sketch show. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Nightmares become a terrifying reality for Buffy and her friends. King Kong. Oil prospectors travel to a recently discovered and remote Pacific island, where they encounter a gigantic gorilla. Remake of the classic 1933 fantasy adventure, with Jeff Bridges, Jessica Lange and Charles Grodin. Dollhouse. Echo uses the Sleeping Beauty fairytale to help a girl recover from past trauma. Buffy The Vampire Slayer Mythbusters. The team tests survival legends and revisits the question of what is bullet-proof. How Do They Do It? An artificial reef. How Its Made. Socket sets and leather shoes. World War Two In HD Colour. How Hitlers army was destroyed by the Soviet war machine. Home Front Britain With Jim Carter. The rocket bombardment of British cities in 1944. Destroyed In Seconds. A racing car crashes. Destroyed In Seconds. A boat disintegrates. World War II: The Apocalypse. Previously unseen footage of the end of the Second World War. Weirdest Planets. Experts assess the possibility of other planets supporting intelligent life. Air Crash Investigation. How a strong gust of wind caused a fatal crash in Texas in 1985. Air Crash Investigation. How a plane door burst open, killing nine passengers in 1989. Outlaw Bikers. How agent Billy Queen infiltrated the Mongol motorcycle gang. Becoming Muhammad Ali. Documentary examining how the boxer became an icon. The Executioners. An insight into the lives of French bourreaux, who operated guillotines. The Lost Evidence. A look at the tactics used in the American campaign for Okinawa. The World At War. Laurence Olivier narrates the story of the D-Day landings in 1944. 11.05 The Last Days Of World War Two. American forces overwhelm the Japanese. Antiques Roadshow. The team travels to the Outer Hebrides, visiting Stornoway. The Last Tommy. Conclusion. The story of Britains last surviving First World War veterans. Sunken Warships. Divers search for the wreck of USS Murphy, which was sunk by a U-Boat in 1943. Tank Overhaul. The chief executive of a recycling business restores his M-24 Chaffee. Antiques Roadshow. The team travels to the Outer Hebrides, visiting Stornoway. Parking Wars. Following a Parking Authority. Parking Wars. A Parking Authority in America. Mel Gibson. The double Oscar-winning actor known for Lethal Weapon and Mad Max. Tom Hanks. A profile of the Oscar-winning Hollywood actor, who starred in Philadelphia. Samuel L Jackson. A profile of the acting superstar, who starred in Pulp Fiction and Shaft. Denzel Washington. A profile of the Oscar- winning Hollywood actor, star of Malcolm X. Dog Borstal. Robert Alleyne tries to stop a shih- tzu coming between his owner and her partner. Who Do You Think You Are? Comedian Vic Reeves traces his ancestry. Coast. Nicholas Crane retraces the steps of smugglers at Robin Hoods Bay. Britains Greatest Buildings. Dan Cruickshank visits Harlech Castle in Wales. Traffic Cops. Police target illegal drivers. Traffic Cops. A Friday night in Portsmouth. Journey Of Life. Steve Leonard investigates the evolution of human beings. Deep Blue. Documentary which ventures beneath the waves to reveal some of the amazing and bizarre creatures that dwell in the ocean. Dolphins: Deep Thinkers Tribe. Explorer Bruce Parry visits the Matis people of the Amazon rainforest. Journey Of Life. 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