SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Thursday, 15 October 2009 29 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.10 Stone Of Destiny. Fact-based comedy, starring Charlie Cox and Kate Mara. Eagle Eye. A pair of strangers go on the run after receiving warnings that their lives are in danger. Thriller, starring Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan, Rosario Dawson and Michael Chiklis. Pineapple Express. A pot-smoking slacker and his dealer get implicated in a gangland murder. Action comedy, starring Seth Rogen, James Franco and Danny R McBride. 6.30 Surfs Up. With the voices of Jeff Bridges, Shia LaBeouf and Zooey Deschanel. Big Stan. A conman fears for his life as he prepares to start a lengthy prison sentence, so he hires a mysterious kung fu master to teach him how to fight. With Rob Schneider and David Carradine. South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut. The youngsters try to stop their parents waging war on Canada. With the voice of Trey Parker. I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry 5.20 Gone In 60 Seconds 7.20 The Mechanik. A former soldier fights to rescue a girl from the gang that killed his wife and daughter. With Dolph Lundgren and Ben Cross. Never Back Down. A rebellious teenager struggling to fit into a new town suffers threats and brutal beatings from a local bully. With Sean Faris, Djimon Hounsou and Amber Heard. The Mummy. With Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah and Arnold Vosloo. 6.00 The Golden Compass. Fantasy adventure, starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig. Journey To The Center Of The Earth. A scientist searching for his brother stumbles across a lost underground world. Fantasy adventure, with Brendan Fraser. 9.40 Casper. The daughter of a paranormal expert befriends the amiable ghost of a young boy. Family comedy, starring Christina Ricci, Malachi Pearson and Bill Pullman. All Roads Lead Home. Drama. 5.25 Gone Baby Gone 7.25 Empire Of The Sun. An English boy living in Shanghai during the Second World War is separated from his wealthy family by the Japanese invasion and forced to survive on the streets. With Christian Bale, John Malkovich and Nigel Havers. The Preachers Wife. An angel is sent to help a preacher regain his faith, but falls for the churchmans wife. With Whitney Houston, Denzel Washington and Courtney B Vance. 10,000 BC. In prehistoric times, a young mammoth hunter embarks on a perilous journey across the wilderness to rescue his fellow villagers from slave raiders. With Steven Strait. I Am Legend. A Manhattan-based military scientist finds himself immune to a virus that turns humans into ferocious vampire-like creatures. With Will Smith. 10.45 Pathology. A medical student joins a clique of interns trying to commit the perfect murder. With Milo Ventimiglia. 6.25 Shrek. Animated adventure, with the voices of Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy. Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix. The young wizard unites his fellow pupils to battle resurrected dark lord Voldemort. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Daniel Radcliffe, Gary Oldman and Michael Gambon. 10.20 In Bruges. Two hitmen embark on a series of surreal misadventures while lying low in Belgium. Comedy, starring Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson. 6.35 We Are Marshall. An American football coach keeps his team going after most of the players die in a plane crash. Drama, starring Matthew McConaughey and Matthew Fox. Beowulf. A legendary warrior is summoned to rid a kingdom of a fearsome monster. Animated fantasy, with the voices of Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins and Angelina Jolie. The Crew. Crime drama, starring Scot Williams, Rory McCann and Kenny Doughty. 7.10 Posse. A ruthless, power-hungry US marshal vows to capture a railroad bandit. Western, directed by and starring Kirk Douglas. With Bruce Dern and Bo Hopkins. Manhunter. A former FBI agent is coaxed out of retirement to track down a serial killer behind the slaughter of entire families. Thriller, starring William Petersen, Dennis Farina, Tom Noonan, Brian Cox and Joan Allen. 11.20 The Swarm. Drama, with Michael Caine and Henry Fonda. 7.10 Big Mommas House. A dedicated FBI agent will stop at nothing to catch a villain -- even if it means dressing as an old woman. Comedy, with Martin Lawrence, Nia Long and Paul Giamatti. Kiss The Girls. A forensic psychologist hunts for a psychopathic serial kidnapper prowling a university campus and responsible for his nieces disappearance. Thriller, starring Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd. 11.15 Boys Dont Cry. Drama, with Hilary Swank and Chlo Sevigny. 6.30 Priceless. A woman helps a penniless bartender seduce a wealthy widow. Comedy, with Audrey Tautou and Gad Elmaleh. 8.20 Year Of The Dog. A secretary embarks on a bizarre journey of self-discovery after her beloved pet dog dies. Comedy, with Molly Shannon and Peter Sarsgaard. Girl 6. An actress starts work on a sex chatline, but what begins as a job slowly takes over her life. Comedy drama, with Theresa Randle and Isaiah Washington. 11.55 Fargo movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Jason Flemyng, 7pm, itV2 sarah michelle Gellar, 7pm, sci-fi melissa porter, 8pm, itV3 Will smith, 9pm, sky sci-Fi kate Walsh, 10pm, Living robert Webb, 11.35pm, e4 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn Premier League World. The latest news. Live Victory Shield Football. England v Wales (kick-off 7.40pm). The second match of this seasons under-16s competition comes from Huish Park in Yeovil. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world, with a special focus on the European and US Tours. Plus, interviews with players making the headlines. Time Of Our Lives. Newcastle United. 5.30 Masters Tennis. The Shanghai Masters. Live European Rugby Union. Toulon v Saracens (kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from the European Challenge Cup encounter at the Stade Felix Mayol, as the sides play their second Pool Three game. Masters Tennis. The Shanghai Masters. The fifth days play of the event at the Qizhong Forest Sports City Arena in Shanghai, China, featuring the third round of the singles competition. 6.30 Womens Pool. Action from Oklahoma. Live Premier League Snooker. Coverage of round five from Aberdeen Exhibition and Conference Centre, where Ronnie OSullivan takes on Shaun Murphy and John Higgins faces Stephen Hendry. Murphy lost to Higgins in his first contest and faces a tough task against OSullivan, who has won the title in each of the last five years. WWE: Late Night -- Raw. Wrestling action from America with the over-the-top stars. 6.30 Race World. Motor sport highlights. Live Greyhound Racing. All the action from the final of the Northern Puppy Derby at the Sunderland Stadium, raced over 450m and worth 8,000 for the victorious trainer. Droopys Kez won the title last year. Live Poker. Coverage of the Sky Poker Bounty Hunter tournament, in which players earn cash for each competitor they eliminate, as well as winnings based on their finishing position. Strongest Man. Action from the IFSA Strongman Champions League event in Holland. Inside The PGA Tour. Golf update. European Tour Golf. The Madrid Masters. Live US Tour Golf. The Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open. The first day of the event at TPC Summerlin in Las Vegas, won last year by Marc Turnesa. The American captured his first PGA Tour title with victory here in 2008, finishing one stroke clear of compatriot Matt Kuchar. Ultimate Football. A look at some of the greatest goals ever scored and howling mistakes. Goal! The latest round of Bundesliga fixtures. Major League Soccer. Real Salt Lake v New York Red Bulls. Extended highlights of the inter-conference encounter at the Rio Tinto Stadium. UFC Unleashed. Archival footage from the world championship for mixed martial art. DTM Review Show. A look at the latest events in the German touring-car series. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Bart is kidnapped. The Simpsons. Homer copies a fire-eater. Modern Family. New series. Comedy. The Simpsons. Bart feels a sense of pride. Bones. The duo suspect secret operatives when a man is murdered over a briefcase. Lie To Me. Zoe hires the team to investigate the case of a college football player accused of rape. Modern Family. Comedy, starring Ed ONeill. Footballs A Funny Old Game. Clip show. Star Trek: Voyager. The crew members make contact with the Alpha Quadrant. Classic Celebrity Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? With Chris Tarrant. Restaurant In Our Living Room. Two couples turn their homes into restaurants. Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance. Officers tackle drunken women causing a disturbance. Sexcetera. Featuring a bed and breakfast catering for bondage lovers. Doctor Who. The Time Lord is caught in an endless war. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Off The Hook. The student elections loom. Underage And Pregnant. Documentary. The Worlds Strictest Parents. New series. Living with a God-fearing family in Atlanta. EastEnders. Patrick discovers Lizs secret. Lunch Monkeys. Last in the series. Family Guy. Peter invents a country. 11.25 Family Guy 11.50 The Worlds Strictest Parents World News Today A Poets Guide To Britain. Last in the series. Electric Dreams. The familys technological experiment draws to a close. Last in the series. Bulgarias Abandoned Children Revisited. Kate Blewett revisits the Mogilino institution. Margaret Thatcher -- The Long Walk To Finchley. Charting the future prime ministers battle to become a Tory MP in the Fifties. 11.25 Podfather. The story of Robert Noyce. Primeval. Danny arrives with a mysterious woman from the future. Jason Flemyng stars. Paris Hiltons Best American Friend Forever. The hopefuls are put on trial in a mock courtroom. Peter Andre: The Next Chapter. Peter goes out on the promotional trail while fighting a cold. Katy Brands Big Ass Show. Last in the series. Coronation Street. Luke tries to raise cash. Harry Hills TV Burp. The weeks highlights. The Dukes Of Hazzard. Comedy. 6.50 Wycliffe. A blackmailer contaminates a jar of baby food in a local supermarket. Live The Dream -- As Seen On Screen. Melissa Porter and Nick Barratt visit art deco homes. Moll Flanders. The lusty lass teams up with a thief and pursues a life of crime. Last in the series. Trial And Retribution V. Part one of two. Detective Superintendent Mike Walker investigates the discovery of a skeleton in a London house. Drama, starring David Hayman and Kate Buffery. The Sweeney. Regan and Carter investigate police corruption. John Thaw stars. Minder. Arthur attends an Italian wedding as guest of honour. George Cole stars. Magnum Force. Maverick cop Dirty Harry Callahan antagonises his superiors once more as he sets out in pursuit of a vigilante group responsible for murdering the citys most wanted criminals. Action thriller, with Clint Eastwood. Dirty Harry. Thriller, with Clint Eastwood. Hollyoaks. Nancy tells Hannah to move out. 7.35 How I Met Your Mother Friends. Phoebe learns the truth about her father. 8.35 Friends. Joey gets a part. Scrubs. Kelso and Cox try to oust Maddox. Scrubs. The Janitor returns to the hospital. School Of Comedy. Sketch show, with Will Poulter. 10.35 The Inbetweeners 11.05 Important Things With Demetri Martin 11.35 Peep Show. Robert Webb stars. Relocation, Relocation. Finding a holiday home on the Pembrokeshire coast. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Embarrassing Bodies. Dr Christian Jessen treats a newlywed who does not enjoy sex. Hung. New series. Comedy, starring Thomas Jane as basketball coach Ray Drecker. 10.55 Curb Your Enthusiasm. New series. Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA Ghost Whisperer. Melinda and Professor Payne try to locate Gabriel. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The team investigates a drug addicts death. Supernatural. Dean investigates the disappearance of couples from a small town. Private Practice. Addison wonders if she can trust her brother. Drama, starring Kate Walsh. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A cop is killed during an annual law enforcement race. Last Of The Summer Wine. Pearl discovers a long blonde hair. 7.40 Last Of The Summer Wine. A solicitors letter terrifies Tom. 8.20 Yes, Prime Minister. The new PM has a problem. The Vicar Of Dibley. Alices unwavering belief in the Dibley Bunny is ridiculed. 9.55 The Vicar Of Dibley. Vicar Geraldine attends three Christmas lunches. Dawn French stars. 10.55 Absolutely Fabulous. Edina installs a flotation tank. 11.35 Smack The Pony. Sketch show. Judge John Deed. The powers-that-be pile the pressure on Deed to acquit a MI5 informer who may be able to infiltrate the Real IRA, leading him to cross swords with the Lord Chancellors department. Murdoch Mysteries. The detective pits his wits against a serial killer. Yannick Bisson stars. The Last Detective. Mod stands for the local council in opposition to the formidable Marjorie Balsam. Drama, starring Peter Davison. Taggart. A war begins between taxi firms. The King Of Queens. Doug visits the dentist. The King Of Queens. William Hurt stars. Scrubs. Elliot offers Doug career advice. Scrubs. Elliot asserts her independence. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. Chelsea becomes ill. Samantha Who? With Christina Applegate. Scrubs. Elliot splashes out on the apartment. Sex And The City. Charlotte celebrates her engagement. 11.35 Sex And The City NCIS. A Navy Seal is shot dead while threatening to jump off a roof. Mark Harmon stars. NCIS. The agents look into the death of a sailor on board a vessel. David McCallum stars. Family Guy. The Griffins are offered a TV show. American Dad! Steve asks a girl out. Eastbound And Down. Kenny employs Stevie. 10.35 No Signal. Satirical sketch show. 11.05 Life On Mars USA. American adaptation of the British series. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. A dummy hides a sinister secret. Sarah Michelle Gellar stars. Legend Of The Seeker. King Gregor asks a witch named Shota to help keep his kingdom safe. Legend Of The Seeker. Richard, Kahlan and Zedd search for The Book of Counted Shadows. Warehouse 13. Myka and Pete investigate a case belonging to another agent. Joanne Kelly stars. Dollhouse. Echo is imprinted with the memories of a dead woman. Drama, starring Eliza Dushku. Mythbusters. Laro, Grant and Tory test seemingly implausible prison escape strategies. How Do They Do It? Tuning a piano. How Its Made. Alpine skis and laser cutters. The Detonators. Dr Paul Worsey observes a precision explosion on a chimney in Holland. Deadliest Catch. The crews hear rumours of prime fishing near the ice pack. Destroyed In Seconds. Chemical plant. Destroyed In Seconds. Racing cars. Hooked: Monster Fishing. Fishing fanatics travel the world in search of fish with fangs. Richard Hammonds Engineering Connections. The design of Hong Kong Airport. Megastructures. The design and construction of the Shanghai World Financial Centre. Worlds Toughest Fixes. Sean Riley tries to assemble a giant wind turbine. Outlaw Bikers. Part one of two. The story of a police operation to infiltrate an American gang. Alexanders Greatest Battle. The location of decisive victory over the Persians. Ice Road Truckers. A foot of fresh snow endangers Jack and Lisas loads. Ice Road Truckers. Lisa bids to become the first woman to enter the heavy haul division. Extreme Trains. The Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Baileys circus train. Extreme Trains. Matt Bown rides on the Union Pacifics Omaha to Sacramento train. Antiques Roadshow. The team travels to Tyntesfield House near Bristol. The Last Tommy. Documentary telling the stories of the last surviving First World War veterans. Shipwreck Detectives. The team investigates the remains of the Portuguese Correio da Azia. Tank Overhaul. Karl Smith and his team rebuild a Hellcat M18 tank destroyer in Utah. Antiques Roadshow. The team travels to Tyntesfield House near Bristol. Parking Wars. Handing out fines. Parking Wars. Impounding vehicles. Psychic Therapy. Former cricketer Phil Tufnell explores his past in a psychic therapy session. Paranormal State. Documentary. Psychic Detectives. With Rosemary Barr. Psychic Investigators. With John Edward. Psychic Kids. An eight-year-old girl who is visited by numerous spirits receives help. Our Psychic Family. The family plays Cupid. Dog Borstal. The experts try to tame a mischievous lurcher named Tizzy. Who Do You Think You Are? Meera Syal visits the Punjab to research her ancestry. Coast. Geographer Nicholas Crane travels to Berwick, along Englands north-east coast. Britains Greatest Buildings. Dan Cruickshank explores the history of Windsor Castle. Traffic Cops. A new recruit loses his temper. Traffic Cops. The fight against car criminals. Journey Of Life. Steve Leonard examines the relationships between living things. Let It Snow. Documentary examining the unique nature of snow, looking at how it is created. From Freezer To Furnace. Documentary that travels to the Russian village of Oymyakon. Tribe. Bruce Parry encounters the Dassanech people on the shores of Lake Turkana. Journey Of Life. 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