SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Wednesday, 14 October 2009 31 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.10 Stone Of Destiny. Fact-based comedy, starring Charlie Cox and Kate Mara. Eagle Eye. A pair of strangers find themselves on the run from the authorities when they each receive mysterious phone calls informing them their lives are in danger. Thriller, with Shia LaBeouf. Pineapple Express. A pot-smoking slacker witnesses a gangland murder and accidentally leaves a joint containing rare marijuana at the scene of the crime. Action comedy, starring Seth Rogen. 6.10 Enchanted. With Amy Adams, James Marsden and Susan Sarandon. St Trinians. Mischievous schoolgirls steal a priceless painting and use the money from its sale to save their beloved St Trinians from closure. With Rupert Everett, Colin Firth and Gemma Arterton. Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay. The stoner duo are mistaken for terrorists en route to Amsterdam and are sent to the prison camp. With John Cho. 11.45 Blue Streak 5.40 The Hunt For Red October. With Sean Connery, Alec Baldwin and James Earl Jones. Butterfly On A Wheel. A couples daughter is kidnapped by a criminal who forces them to destroy their lives. With Pierce Brosnan, Gerard Butler and Maria Bello. 9.40 The Top 10 Show Wanted. A man joins a society of assassins that kills people destined to commit greater acts of evil. With James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman and Terence Stamp. 6.30 Space Chimps. Sci-fi comedy, with the voices of Andy Samberg and Cheryl Hines. The Game Plan. An American football stars carefree existence is transformed when he learns he has a daughter. Family comedy, starring Dwayne Johnson and Madison Pettis. Twister. A storm-chaser and her estranged husband reunite in the shared task of mapping the path of a tornado. Action thriller, starring Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton and Cary Elwes. 6.15 Mail Order Bride. A conwoman is forced to flee her partners in crime. With Daphne Zuniga. The Sixth Sense. A child psychologist takes on the case of a boy terrified by ghostly apparitions. With Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, Toni Collette and Olivia Williams. The Generals Daughter. A military investigator is assigned to look into the murder of a high- standing generals daughter. With John Travolta Madeleine Stowe and James Cromwell. 5.25 The Birds. with Tippi Hedren. 7.25 The Happening. America is swept by a mysterious airborne toxin that causes people to kill themselves. With Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel. Awake. A man has an out of body experience during surgery and learns someone wants to kill him. With Hayden Christensen, Jessica Alba and Terrence Howard. 10.40 Soldier. A soldier defends the inhabitants of a desolate planet from his fellow warriors. With Kurt Russell. 5.45 Chinatown. Oscar-winning mystery, starring Jack Nicholson and Faye Dunaway. Wall Street. A stockbroker takes a young trader under his wing and draws him into the world of illegal dealing. Drama, starring Michael Douglas, Charlie Sheen, Martin Sheen, Daryl Hannah and Terence Stamp. 10.10 Rambo. The one-man army travels to Burma to rescue a party of missionaries from a military officer. Action sequel, with Sylvester Stallone. 11.45 Die Hard 2 5.20 The Mexican. Comedy thriller. Vacancy. A couple stranded in an isolated motel realise they have been set up to star in a snuff movie. Horror, starring Kate Beckinsale. Die Hard 4.0. Tough cop John McClane goes on the trail of a criminal mastermind plotting a technological terror attack. Action thriller sequel, starring Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant and Justin Long. 11.15 AVPR: Aliens Vs Predator Requiem. Sci-fi action sequel. 5.25 Thunder Over The Plains 7.05 Rampage. A jungle guide falls for his employers mistress, leading to a tense confrontation. Adventure, starring Robert Mitchum and Elsa Martinelli. Presumed Innocent. A high-flying lawyer is drawn into an affair with a seductive colleague, who has big plans for the legal eagle. Mystery thriller, starring Harrison Ford, Greta Scacchi, Raul Julia, Brian Dennehy and Bonnie Bedelia. Fathers Day. Comedy, with Robin Williams. 6.20 The Bridges Of Madison County. An itinerant photographer and a lonely housewife embark on a brief but passionate affair. Romantic drama, starring Clint Eastwood and Meryl Streep. Million Dollar Baby. A boxing trainer has been abandoned by both his protge and his daughter. When a tenacious woman from a dysfunctional family asks him to help hone her technique, he is initially dubious. Drama, starring Clint Eastwood. 11.35 Frailty. Thriller. 6.40 The Escapist. A woman is killed when a robbery goes horribly wrong. Thriller, with Jonny Lee Miller and Andy Serkis. 8.20 Juno. A teenager who falls pregnant after sleeping with her friend looks for the perfect parents to adopt her baby. Comedy, with Ellen Page and Michael Cera. Girlfight. A girl struggles to fight her way out of Brooklyns slums by focusing on her one passion -- boxing. Drama, with Michelle Rodriguez and Jaime Tirelli. 11.55 Requiem For A Dream movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm mark harmon, 7pm, FX eva Longoria parker, 8pm, sky1 alicia keys, 8pm, Bio Justin Lee collins, 9pm, sky1 patricia arquette, 9.40pm, sci-fi reginalddhunter,10.30pm,BBc4 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsXtra eurosport espn FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. Soccer Special. Ed Chamberlin introduces pre-match reports and news of all tonights goals as they go in, while studio guests keep their eye on the big games and talking points. Plus, a results round-up from all of this evenings fixtures. Youre On Sky Sports! Comment on the latest issues to arise from the weeks action. 10.55 Live International Football. Uruguay v Argentina (kick-off 11pm). From Montevideo. 6.30 Live International Football. Republic of Ireland v Montenegro (kick-off 7pm). All the action from both sides final World Cup Group Eight qualifier, held at Croke Park. Masters Tennis. The Shanghai Masters. The fourth days play of the event at the Qizhong Forest Sports City Arena in Shanghai, China, featuring the second round of the singles competition. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. Womens Pool. Action from the US Open 9-Ball Championship in Oklahoma. Netball. England v Australia. A chance to see the one-off Test at the University of Bath, where the hosts took on the worlds top-ranked team. DTM Motor Racing. Highlights from round nine from Dijon-Prenois in France. F3 Euroseries. Highlights of the latest round of the season. Golf. The British Junior Golf Tour Final. Highlights from the Celtic Manor Resort in Newport. Transworld Sport. Action and features, focusing on activities and minority interest events. Summer Speed Motorsport. The Ladies and Junior National Autograss Championships. Watersports World. Highlights of aquatic activities from across the planet. Rallyzone. News from around the world. Ocean Adventures. Magazine show. 6.10 Show Jumping 7.10 Riders Club 7.15 US Tour Golf. Highlights of the recent Presidents Cup. 8.15 European Tour Golf. Highlights. 8.45 Golf Club 8.50 Sailing. The Maxi Yacht Rolex Cup. 9.20 Sailing. The Danish Open. 9.45 Yacht Club International Football. Highlights from the qualification stages for the 2010 World Cup. FIFA Under-20s: Today In Egypt 11.15 World Superbikes. From Magny-Cours in France. Goal! Special. The story of Lukas Podolski. 7.45 ESPN Kicks Barca TV. Reports from the latest goings-on at one of the biggest clubs in world football, Barcelona. 9.45 ESPN Kicks Ultimate Football. A look at some of the greatest goals ever scored and howling mistakes. Live Major League Baseball. The fifth game of a best-of-five Divisional series. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discovery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itv2 itv3 itv4 e4 more4 Living g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL FX sci-Fi The Simpsons. Bart is pursued by gangsters. The Simpsons. Homer helps a racehorse. Project Runway. The designers compete to impress special guest judge Eva Longoria Parker. Justin Lee Collins: The Wrestler. The comedian tries unusual jobs, starting with wrestling. Guinness World Records Top 100. Fearne Cotton presents a countdown of the 100 most popular achievements of all time. Law And Order. A finger is found inside a dog. Star Trek: Voyager. A huge entity traps the ship. Sci-fi drama, starring Kate Mulgrew. Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance. The robbery squad becomes involved in a dispute. Criminal Minds. A Virginia sheriff requests the units assistance in finding a serial killer. Criminal Minds. Part one of two. A wealthy couple are murdered. Kirsten Vangsness stars. Sexcetera. Examining the work of erotic fetishist photographer Eric Kroll. Doctor Who. The Sontarans activate their masterplan. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Dont Tell The Bride. A groom takes sole charge of organising the wedding with 12,000. What Women Want. A womanising executive accidentally gains the ability to hear the thoughts of the opposite sex. Romantic comedy, starring Mel Gibson and Helen Hunt. How Not To Live Your Life. Dan Clark stars. Family Guy. Animation. 11.55 Family Guy World News Today A Poets Guide To Britain. With Owen Sheers. Timeshift: Machine Men. Daisy Donovan narrates a celebration of robots in films and TV. Visions Of The Future. Michio Kaku presents a look at the rise of artificial intelligence. Flight Of The Conchords. Comedy. Its Only A Theory. With Reginald D Hunter. Wallander. The detective tries to outwit a master criminal. Krister Henriksson stars. Harry Hills TV Burp. The past weeks TV. New Youve Been Framed! With Harry Hill. Gossip Girl. Blairs plans to uphold her status are hit by Georginas arrival as her roommate. Trinity. Charlotte and Rosalind go head to head in a bid to win over the college vote. The Matrix Reloaded. The freedom fighters return to the virtual world to end the war with the machines. Sci-fi thriller sequel, starring Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss and Hugo Weaving. 6.50 Wycliffe. Charles investigates the fatal stabbing of a businessman in a pub car park. 7.55 Monarch Of The Glen. Dorothy announces her plans to build a tourist attraction. Numb3rs. An experienced surfers drowning raises suspicions. Dylan Bruno stars. Life. A State Representative is murdered for opposing the pro-gun lobby. Damian Lewis stars. The Graduate. Romantic comedy, starring Dustin Hoffman and Anne Bancroft. 6.55 Minder. Arthur wants to retire, but his plans to sell out ends in disappointment. The Sweeney. Regan and Carter investigate police corruption. John Thaw stars. Bruce Parry: Cannibals And Crampons. Two former army officers climb a remote mountain in New Guinea. 10.10 Dirty Harry. A maverick San Francisco cop is assigned to bring an end to a deranged snipers reign of terror. Thriller, starring Clint Eastwood and Andy Robinson. Hollyoaks. Gaz causes trouble for Anita. How I Met Your Mother. Alyson Hannigan stars. Friends. Rachel confesses all to Ross. Friends. Ross is caught in a dating dilemma. East Is East. Two Asian teenagers in Seventies Salford are horrified when their father plans arranged marriages for them. Comedy drama, with Om Puri, Linda Bassett and Jimi Mistry. 10.55 School Of Comedy. Comedy sketches. Fonejacker. Prank telephone calls. Relocation, Relocation. Revisiting a couple in their home north of Manchester. More4 News. The days stories. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Bremner, Bird And Fortune: The Last Show Before The Recovery. Satirical send-ups. The Last Party At The Palace. The story of the last debutante season in 1958. Saving Grace. Grace has a brush with death, and Leon is hurt by his ex-wifes plans to remarry. Ghost Whisperer. A spectral prophet gives Melinda a vision of the future. Four Weddings. A military couple arrange for a drumming battalion to play at their reception. Dating In The Dark. A woman dons a bunny costume in an effort to spice up her date. CSI: Miami. A businessman is stabbed and scalped in a hotel room. David Caruso stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The team investigates a girls death in a house fire. Last Of The Summer Wine. Howard has a gift for Marina. 7.40 Yes Minister. The Prime Minister announces his intention to retire, causing a mad scramble for his job. Paul Eddington stars. The Royle Family. The Royles celebrate Antonys birthday. 9.40 The Royle Family. Denise has an accident while shopping. 10.20 Absolutely Fabulous. Edina and Patsy visit Provence. The Omid Djalili Show. Stand- up comedy and sketches. 11.40 Blackadder Goes Forth The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. Lynley and Havers investigate a case at Smithfield Market when a frozen body is found on a meat truck. With Nathaniel Parker, Sharon Small and Mark Benton. Silent Witness. Feature-length episode. Harry befriends medical student Holly Farr and involves her in his latest case, the post-mortem of a woman whose body was found at the side of a road. Naomi Bentley stars. 11.10 Judge John Deed. Deed is pressured to acquit a MI5 informer. The King Of Queens. Leah Remini stars. The King Of Queens. Kevin James stars. Scrubs. Doctors Cox and Kelso join forces. Scrubs. Molly is offered a job in another city. Two And A Half Men Herb enjoys a night out. Two And A Half Men. Jennifer Taylor stars. Comedy Store. Peter Kay special. South Park. Adult animation. Sex And The City. Charlotte resolves to stay single. 11.35 Sex And The City NCIS. Lt Col Mann arrives to assist with inquiries into the murder of a Marine. With Mark Harmon. NCIS. A cadaver being used for medical research sparks a manhunt. David McCallum stars. Family Guy. Chriss talents come to light. American Dad! Francine tries to make friends. ReGenesis. A young boys murder is linked to a prehistoric cat. Peter Outerbridge stars. Burn Notice. Michael is asked to retrieve information from mercenaries. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Willow conducts an online romance with a mysterious stranger. City On Fire. Premiere. A heat wave hits Los Angeles, threatening to turn the city into a scorched desert. Thriller, starring Jamie Luner and Ted Monte. 9.40 Medium. A ghost declines Allisons help. Drama, starring Patricia Arquette. 10.40 Dollhouse. Echo and Sierra are programmed to expose a traitor. 11.40 Buffy The Vampire Slayer Mythbusters. Investigating rumours, legends and popular myths. With Adam Savage. How Do They Do It? Fresh orange juice. How Its Made. Aluminium boats. Raging Planet. Hurricanes which struck Americas south-east coast in 1996. Jack The Ripper: Killer Revealed. Historian Mei Trow reveals his theory about the serial killer. Destroyed In Seconds. A train accident. Destroyed In Seconds. Two racing cars collide. Monster Fish Of The Amazon. Rare and endangered South American fish. Super Weed. The science of marijuana, one of the worlds most widely used illicit substances. Banged Up Abroad. A pregnant woman smuggles cocaine out of Barbados. Border Security USA. A man going through customs in Chicago makes a shocking discovery. Outlaw Bikers. The Great Nordic Biker War, a battle between the Hells Angels and the Bandidos. The Sinking Of The Royal Oak. How a German U-boat sank a British warship in October 1939. Ax Men. Dustin attempts to talk his father into returning to work and a log evades Jimmy. Ax Men. R&R Conner Aviation is forced to choose between safety and production. Americas Toughest Jobs. The contestants are sent to work on an oil rig in Texas. Inside The World Of Henry VIII. Documentary exploring the monarchs personal life. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team returns to Kings College, Cambridge. A Very British Coup. Conclusion of the political drama. Ray McAnally and Marjorie Yates star. Shipwreck Detectives. The team uncovers a shipwreck off the coast of Turkey. Tank Overhaul. Dave Arnold and his team of mechanics restore an M4 Sherman. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team returns to Kings College, Cambridge. Parking Wars. Impounding vehicles. Parking Wars. Handing out fines. Alicia Keys. Profile of the RnB star. Tracy Chapman. The life of the singer-songwriter. Amy Winehouse Live: Eurockeennes Festival. The singers performance from France. Mark Knopfler: Live For The Princes Trust. A performance by the singer-songwriter. Michael Bubl: Caught In The Act. Performance by the Vancouver vocalist. Dog Borstal. Tackling the challenge of changing the lazy, fast-food-loving habits of a dog. Who Do You Think You Are? Lesley Garrett investigates her ancestry. Coast. Nicholas Crane and the team travels from John OGroats to Berwick-upon-Tweed. Britains Greatest Buildings. Dan Cruickshank looks at the construction of Durham Cathedral. Traffic Cops. Joy-riding in South Yorkshire. Traffic Cops. The truth about speed cameras. Journey Of Life. Steve Leonard explores the evolution of flying animals. Hell On Earth. Dr Mukul Agarwal examines the health issues faced in the Danakil desert. Yellowstone. The elk face hungry wolves as they move down from the mountains to the valleys. Tribe. Bruce Parry encounters Ethiopias Hamar people and observes their initiation rituals. Journey Of Life. 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