S CAVALLET AT THE SHADOW LOUNGE DJs The Oli and Miswhite play Balearic beats. Brewer St W1 (020 7287 7988). Tube: Leicester Sq. 10pm-3am, 5, free before 11pm SCUK AT THE SPORTS CAFE Residents spin commercial dance, chart and R&B. Haymarket SW1 (020 7839 8300). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 10pm-3am, 3-7, NUS free SHAKE IT AT MOONLIGHTING The resident DJs spin pop, hip hop and disco. Greek St W1 (020 7734 6308). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 10pm- 3am, 5, w/flyer 3 TUESDAY AT 101 BAR Sal Soul DJs spin Latin and soul grooves. New Oxford St WC1 (020 7379 3112). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. Today 4pm-3am, free TUESDAYS AT METRA The resident DJs supply funky house and R&B. Leicester Sq WC2 (0870 7734 8173). Tube: Leicester Sq. 9pm-3am, phone for prices TUESDAYS AT REVOLUTION Resident DJs play soul and disco. Leadenhall St EC3 (020 7621 9955). 8pm-late, free TUESDAYS AT STORM Residents supply R&B, garage, house and club classics. Leicester Sq WC2 (020 7839 2633). Tube: Leicester Sq. 10pm-3am, free TURN IT ON TUESDAYS AT BAR SOHO Residents play commercial chart and party anthems. Old Compton St W1 (020 7439 0439). Tube: Leicester Sq. 7pm-late, phone for prices WHITE HEAT AT MADAME JOJOS DJs Matty and Olly play indie, punk and electro plus a live performance The Low Miffs featuring Malcom Ross. Brewer St W1 (020 7734 3040). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 8pm-3am, 6, adv 5 COMEDY APOLLO THEATRE Shaftesbury Ave, W1 (0870 890 1101). Tube: Piccadilly Circus Ross Noble: Things. Surreal stand- up from the award-winning comic. Not suitable for under 15s. 8pm, 20-35, Premium Seats 65 ARTSDEPOT Nether St, Tally Ho Corner, N12 (020 8369 5454). Tube: Finchley Central Stephen Merchant: Work In Progress. Returning to the stage, the co-creator of The Office and Extras returns to what he does best in his latest show which features brand new material. 8pm, 12, concs 10, phone for availability BARCODE Archer St, W1 (020 7734 3342). Tube: Piccadilly Circus Comedy Camp. Featuring Jo Caulfield, Ben Norris, Susan Murray, David Meech and Simon Happily. 8.30pm, 8-10 BELUSHIS BAR Borough High St, SE1 (020 7939 9700). Tube: Borough Falling Down With Laughter. With Tom Wrigglesworth, Josh Howie, Matt Forde, Liam Spiers and MC Alexis Dubus and Sy Thomas. 8pm, 7, online 5 CANAL CAFE THEATRE Delamere Terrace, W2 (020 7289 6054). Tube: Warwick Ave Eyes Up Here. Monthly comedy sketch show. 7.30pm, 7, concs 6 Andy Zaltzmans History Of The Third Milllenium. The political stand-up discusses his last ten years in comedy ahead of his forthcoming Radio 4 series. 9.30pm, 5 THE CAVENDISH ARMS Hartington Rd, SW8 (020 7627 0698). Tube: Stockwell Comedy Virgins. Open-mic comedy night for absolute beginners. 8pm, free THE CHAPEL BAR Penton St, N1 (020 7833 4090). Tube: Angel The Comedy Bar Islington. With Phil Kay, Dan Clark, Alfie Brown, Rob Deering and MC Trevor Lock. 8.30pm, 8, concs 7 THE COACH & HORSES Great Marlborough St, W1 (020 7437 3282). Tube: Oxford Circus/ Tottenham Court Rd Laughing Horse Soho. With topical material from Shelley Cooper, Tom Goodliffe, Bobby Carroll, Mark Cornell, Joe Hunter, Roisin Mirza, William Lee, Robert Beckett, and Imran Yusuf, new material from Pat Burtscher, and MCs Snorri Hergil Kristjnsson and Mark Cornell. 8.30pm, 5, concs 4 COMEDY STORE Oxendon St, SW1 (020 7930 2967). Tube: Piccadilly Circus The Cutting Edge. Stand-up from Andy Parsons, Paul Thorne, Steve Gribbin, Sean Meo, Martin Coyote and Scott Capurro. 8pm, 15 THE CROSS KINGS PUB York Way, N1 (020 7278 8318). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross Lions Den Comedy Car Crash. New material and new act night. 7pm, 4 GINGLIK Shepherds Bush Green, W12 (020 8749 2310). Tube: Shepherds Bush Laugh. A line-up of popular and new comedians. phone for details PANGEA PROJECT Stamford Hill, N16 (07841 595058). Tube: Manor House Tom Webbs Party Piece. The comedian hosts an open-mic comedy session. 7.30pm, free PROUD The Stables Market, Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 (020 7482 3867). Tube: Camden Town Comedy Crunch. A comedy variety show featuring stand up, musical and theatrical comedy. 7.30pm, 5 SOHO THEATRE Dean St, W1 (020 7478 0100). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd Comedy Club 4 Kids. James Campbell returns with his stand-up act primarily aimed at children over the age of six. Today 1pm, 10, family 30 Laura Solon: Rabbit Faced Story Soup. Character comedy from the Perrier Award-winning TV and radio performer. 9.45pm, 15 & 17.50, concs 12.50 & 15 STORM Leicester Sq, WC2 (07760 488119). Tube: Leicester Sq 99 Club Leicester Sq. With Ginger & Black, Sol Bernstein, Josh Howie and MC Jim Woroniecki. 8.30pm, 16, concs 14, two for one THE WILMINGTON ARMS Rosebery Ave, EC1 (0872 148 4072). Tube: Angel/Farringdon/Holborn The Story Pirates. A sketch and improvisational comedy group. 8pm, 5 28 Tuesday, 13 October 2009 London Lite LISTINGSIN&OUTTONIGHT LISTINGS GIGS Rock & Pop ADRIAN EDMONDSON & THE BAD SHEPHERDS Punk classics in a traditional music format. Dingwalls Camden Lock, Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 (020 7428 0010). Tube: Camden Town. 7.30pm, 15 BEAUX Electro-pop two-piece. The Rhythm Factory Whitechapel Rd, E1 (020 7375 3774). Tube: Whitechapel. 8pm, 3, free before 8.30pm/w/flyer CARLA BOZULICH AND EVANGELISTA Heavy rock from the US collective. Cafe Oto Ashwin St, E8 (020 7923 1231). BRl: Dalston Kingsland. 7.30pm, 7.50 ELKIE BROOKS The vocalist performs songs from her 30-year career. New Wimbledon Theatre The Broadway, SW19 (0870 060 6646). Tube/Rail: Wimbledon. 7.30pm, 23 & 25.50 BOB CONSTANT Acoustica from the singer-. Jamboree,CourtyardCableSt,E1(07713 867 881). Tube: Limehouse. 8pm, 2 THE COUNTRY BUMKIN BAND Midlands five-piece play indie-folk. Dublin Castle Parkway, NW1 (020 8806 2668). Tube: Camden Town. 8.30pm, 6, concs 4.50 DALE WATSON & CHUCK MEAD The duo play Americana. The Borderline Orange Yard, Manette St, W1 (0870 060 3777). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 7pm, 12 SPIRITUALIZED The space-rock band. Southbank Centre, Royal Festival Hall Belvedere Rd, SE1 (0871 663 2500). Tube/Rail: Waterloo. 8pm, 27.50-32.50 EASY STAR ALL-STARS The New York-based collective perform classic rock covers with a reggae spin. The Scala Pentonville Rd, N1 (020 7833 2022). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. 7.30pm, 17.50 ESOTERICA London-based metal five-piece. Monto Water Rats Grays Inn Rd, WC1 (020 7837 4412). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. 7pm, 6 EXTRADITION ORDER Folk-rock outfit. The Camden Head Camden High St, NW1 (020 7485 4019). Rail: Camden Rd; Tube: Camden Town. 7.30pm, 4 GOLDEN SILVERS The London trioplay indie-pop. KOKO Camden High St, NW1 (0870 432 5527). Tube: Mornington Crescent. 7pm, 11 THE HEAVY The band play rock. Rough Trade East Brick Lane, E1 (020 7792 3490). Tube: Aldgate East/Rail: Shoreditch. 7pm, free with wristband THE HICKEY UNDERWORLD Indie-rock quartet from Belgium. The Fly New Oxford St, WC1 (0844 847 2424). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 7.30pm, phone for prices JULES AND THE GAMBLERS Traditional 1950s Chicago blues outfit from London. Aint Nothin But Blues Bar Kingly St, W1 (020 7287 0514). 6pm, free MAN IN A BOX The Northampton-based five-piece play electro-pop. Bull And Gate Kentish Town Rd, NW5 (020 8826 5000). Tube/Rail: Kentish Town. 8pm, 5, concs 4 MATISYAHU Brooklyn collective perform a fusion of reggae and hip hop. O2 Academy Islington N1 Centre, Parkfield St, N1 (0844 477 2000). Tube: Angel. 7.30pm, 17.50 MELIC Alt indie and rock. The Comedy Pub Oxendon St, SW1 (020 7839 7261). Tube: Leicester Sq. 8pm, 5, w/flyer/concs 4 MELODY NELSON Rock trio from London. 12 Bar Club Denmark Place, WC2 (020 7240 2622). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 7.30pm, 6 OBITS American rock four-piece. The Underworld Camden High St, NW1 (020 7482 1932). Tube: Camden Town. 7pm, 9 ONLY UNTIL The outfit play progressive rock. 93 Feet East, Main Hall Brick Lane, E1 (020 7247 3293). Tube/Rail: Liverpool St. 7.30pm, free ALAN POWNALL Indie-pop from the London singer. Pure Groove West Smithfield, EC1 (020 7778 9278). Tube/Rail: Farringdon. 7.30pm, free SLAID CLEAVES The Austin singer-songwriter. The Luminaire Kilburn High Rd, NW6 (020 7372 7123). Tube: Kilburn. 7.30pm, 13, adv 11 THEMSELVES American hip hop duo. Hoxton Sq Bar And Kitchen Hoxton Sq, N1 (020 7613 0709). Tube/Rail: Old St. 8pm, doors, 7.50 TOY TOY, THE SARACENS Electro punk female vocalist. Hope And Anchor Upper St, N1 (020 7354 1312). Tube/Rail: Highbury & Islington. 8.30pm, 6, concs 4.50 WATCHOUTVEGAS Hardcore metal. Bridgehouse 2 Bidder St, E16 (020 7474 3200). Tube: Canning Town. 7.30pm, 10, adv 6 YVES KLEIN BLUE Brisbane indie-punk four-piece. The Barfly, Camden Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 (0844 847 2424). Tube: Chalk Farm. 7pm, 6 Jazz & Blues GEORGIE FAME & THE BLUE FLAMES Rhythmnblues from the veteran singer and pianist. Ronnie Scotts Frith St, W1 (020 7439 0747). Tube: Leicester Sq. 6pm, doors, 25-40 HENRY LOWTHER & JIM MULLEN QUARTET The trumpeter and guitarist play mainstream jazz. Downstairs At The Kings Head Crouch End Hill, N8 (020 8340 1028). Tube/Rail: Finsbury Park. doors 8pm, 7, concs 5 ORQUESTA BUENA VISTA SOCIAL CLUB Cuban and Latin jazz. Royal Albert Hall Kensington Gore, SW7 (020 7589 8212). Tube: High St Kensington; Bus: 9, 10, 52, 360. 7.30pm, 27.50-40 OUTHOUSE RUHABI Traditional jazz with a sabar drum. Ronnie Scotts Frith St, W1 (020 7439 0747). Tube: Leicester Sq. 11pm, 10 CLubS Gay & Lesbian BOOT CAMP AT EAGLE LONDON Soundtracks in aid of Positiveline and The Eddie Surman Trust. Kennington Lane SE11 (020 7793 0903). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. 9pm-2am, 3 TUESDAY AT BARCODE VAUXHALL Funky house and bar grooves. Goding St SE11 (020 7582 4180). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. Today 4pm-1am, phone for prices House & Garage CHILLED OUT AT LVPO Chilled-out house. Dean St W1 (020 7434 3399). Tube: Leicester Sq. 9pm-2am, phone for prices FUNKY HOUSE TUESDAYS AT INIGO Funky, old-school and electro house. Wandsworth Rd SW8 (020 7622 4884). Rail: Wandsworth Rd phone for times, free HONEY CLUB AT YATESS DJ Wozza plays classic club anthems. Leicester Sq WC2 (020 7839 7967). Tube: Leicester Sq phone for details IN HOUSE AT HERBAL Electro house and party classics. Kingsland Rd E2 (020 7613 4462). Tube/Rail: Old St. 9pm-2am, free REPLAY AT THE DEN & CENTRO, THE DEN Dance and underground house. West Central St WC1 (020 7240 1083). Tube: Holborn. 10pm-3am, 5, concs 3, ladies/NUS free STUPID TUESDAY AT THIRST House, disco and pop. Greek St W1 (020 7437 1977). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 9pm-3am, 3, NUS discount available TOXIC TUESDAYS AT SOUND The residents supply funky house, R&B, hip hop and chart anthems. Leicester Sq WC2 (0870 863 1010). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 9pm-3am, 5-10 TUESDAY AT FREEDOM BAR Residents spin dance hits. Wardour St W1 (020 7437 3490). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 5pm-3am, phone for prices UNI SEX STUDENT NIGHT AT THE LOOP Chart, house, R&B and electro. Dering St W1 (020 7493 1003). Tube: Bond St. 10pm-3am, NUS 5 Trance & Techno REPLAY AT THE DEN & CENTRO DJs Diego cK, Anto and Steve Nocerino play house and techno. West Central St WC1 (020 7240 1083). Tube: Holborn. 10pm-3am, 3, ladies free Others BABE AT ESCAPE SOHO DJs Dusty O and Brenton Harper spin pop. Brewer St W1 (07833 327002). 10pm-3am, phone for prices BARRIO LATINO AT BAR RUMBA Merengue, salsa, bachata and urban Latin tracks from Chino and Alex. Shaftesbury Ave W1 (020 7287 2715). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 9pm-3am, 5, conc 4 CLUB AC30 AT THE QUEEN OF HOXTON Indie and pop. With live performances from Domino State, Deep Cut and Dorias Baracca. Curtain Rd EC2 (020 7422 0958). 8pm-midnight, 5 ESPIRITO AT BAR MUSIC HALL The Espirito team teach lambada and samba dance. Curtain Rd EC2 (020 7613 5951). Tube/Rail: Old St. 8pm-midnight, lambada class 8pm, samba class 10pm, free, lambada class 5. FORCA BRASIL AT SALSA! DJ Fred spins salsa, samba and Latin tunes, plus live bands. Charing Cross Rd WC2 (020 7379 3277). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 5.30pm-2am, 4, free before 9pm HUW STEPHENS INTRODUCING AT THE SOCIAL Indie electro disco with a Gruff Rhys DJ set. Little Portland St W1 (020 7636 4992). Tube: Oxford Circus. 7pm-midnight, free IPANEMA SESSIONS AT GUANABARA Samba, rock, funk and jazz, plus samba dance lessons. Parker St WC2 (020 7242 8600). Tube: Holborn. 5pm-late, free LOST IN LONDON AT ZOO BAR, ROOM GROUND FLOOR, BASEMENT & VIP Party on the ground floor, electro- house in the basement and commercial R&B in the VIP room. Bear St WC2 (020 7839 4188). Tube: Leicester Sq. 7.30pm-3am, 7, guestlist/NUS 5 THE MTV GENERATION AT BELUSHIS BAR Hits from the 1970s to the 1990s, plus screenings of popular cult films. Borough High St SE1 (020 7939 9700). Tube: Borough. 9pm-2am, 10, 5 before 10pm PANIC! AT THE ROXY Indie, electro and post-punk. Rathbone Place W1 (020 7255 1098). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 10pm-3am, 5, NUS/w/flyer 3, free before 10.30pm RHYTHM IS A PRANCER AT THE LEGION DJs Intimacy Heartbreaks, Ive Got TPauer and Madanna play dance, pop and rock from the nineties. Old St EC1 (020 7729 4441). Tube/ Rail: Old St. 8pm-midnight, free RIVAL SCHOOLS AT MOTHER BAR Heroes Of Annihilated Empires spin indie, funk, house, hip hop and more. Old St EC1 (0793 9587 625). 8pm-3am, free RUSSIAN ROULETTE AT PROUD Indie electro night. The Stables Market, Chalk Farm Rd NW1 (020 7482 3867). Tube: Camden Town. 7.30pm-1.30am, 6, with flyer 4.50 SALSA WITH GERALDO & MAGDALEINA AT FIESTA HAVANA The residents supply salsa, plus dance classes. Fulham Rd SW6 (020 7381 5005). Tube: Fulham Broadway. 8pm-late, intermediate, advanced, 4, free before 10pm White LiesMon, hMV Forum at 7pm WEVE teamed up with Russian Standard Vodka to give away a pair of VIP tickets to a gig by White Lies, right, at HMV Forum next Monday. The prize is to celebrate the launch of the Q Awards 2009. For more information go to russianstandardvodka.com To enter text LL WIN followed by a space and then your first name and email address to 65400 before 9am tomorrow. Texts cost 50p plus standard network charges. Entrants must be over 18. Terms and conditions apply, see metro.co.uk win tickets txt 65400 Kasabian CELEBRATING the success of their album West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum, Kasabian, right, are on a victory lap of Britain, which comes to Kentish Town next week. Noel Gallagher is rumoured to be joining them. 21 Oct, 9-17 Highgate Rd NW5 (0870 060 3777, kentishtownforum.com), 7pm, 25. Tube: Kentish Town bOOKING NOW Eddie Izzard EDDIE IZZARD, left, will play five nights in London. His show Stripped takes in every single thing thats ever happened, from the Stone Age to the space age. 3 & 7 Dec, The 02, Millennium Way SE10 (0871 984 0002), 8pm, 35. Tube: North Greenwich, or 4-6 Dec, Wembley Arena, Empire Way (0870 060 0870), 8pm, 35. Tube: Wembley Park bOOKING NOW index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html