LISTINGS IN&OUTTONIGHT LISTINGS LISTINGS IN&OUTTONIGHT LISTINGSCINEMATHEATRE CINEMA West End Cinemas APOLLO PICCADILLY Regent St, SW1 (0871 220 6000). Tube: Piccadilly Circus Brno noon, 2.00, 6.00, 10.00 District 13: Ultimatum 3.50, 7.50 Fame 11.40, 2.30, 5.00, 7.10, 9.35 Julie & Julia 11.10, 1.40, 4.15, 6.45, 9.20 The Soloist 11.40, 2.05, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30 The Time Travelers Wife 12.40, 2.55, 5.10, 7.25, 9.40 CINEWORLD HAYMARKET Haymarket, SW1 (0871 200 2000). Tube: Piccadilly Circus Away We Go 11.45, 2.00, 4.15, 6.30, 9.00 Creation 12.15, 3.00, 6.00, 8.45 Julie & Julia noon, 2.45, 5.45, 8.30 CINEWORLD SHAFTESBURY AVE Coventry St, W1 (0871 200 2000). Tube: Piccadilly Circus District 9 11.45, 2.10, 4.35, 7.00, 9.20 Do Knot Disturb 9.15pm Fame 11.10, 1.40, 4.10, 6.30, 9.10 Halloween II 11.50, 2.30, 4.50, 7.20, 9.40 The Invention Of Lying 11.40, 2.00, 4.50, 7.10, 9.30 The Soloist 11.20, 1.45, 4.15, 6.40 Up 3D 11.00, 1.30, 4.00, 6.30, 9.00 Wake Up Sid 11.30, 2.30, 5.30, 8.30 CURZON MAYFAIR Curzon St, W1 (0871 703 3989). Tube: Green Park The Army Of Crime 3.00, 8.20 The Beaches Of Agnes 1.15 Creation 12.30, 6.00 The September Issue 4.00, 6.25, 8.55 CURZON SOHO Shaftesbury Ave, W1 (0871 703 3988). Tube: Leicester Sq Broken Embraces noon, 4.15 Le Donk & Scor-zay-zee 2.35, 9.15 Fish Tank 12.30, 3.20, 6.15, 9.00 Katalin Varga noon, 2.10, 4.20, 6.55, 9.00 EMPIRE LEICESTER Sq Leicester Sq, WC2 (0871 471 4714). Tube: Leicester Sq (500) Days Of Summer 1.30, 3.45, 6.30, 8.45 Dorian Gray 1.00, 3.30, 6.10, 8.40 Gamer 4.15, 9.15 The Hangover 2.00, 4.20 Harry Potter And The Half- Blood Prince 1.15, 4.40, 8.15 Royal Opera House Live: La Traviata 6.30 The Soloist 2.30, 5.45, 8.25 Three Miles North Of Molkom 1.00, 6.35 Up 3D 2.30, 5.45, 8.30 Zombieland 12.50, 3.30, 6.15, 9.00 ODEON COVENT GARDEN Shaftesbury Ave, WC2 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Leicester Sq (500) Days Of Summer 2.15, 4.30, 9.00 Away We Go 1.40, 4.00, 6.30, 8.50 Broken Embraces 2.30, 5.20 Inglourious Basterds 8.05 Up 3D 1.35, 3.55, 6.35, 8.55 ODEON LEICESTER Sq Leicester Sq, WC2 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Leicester Sq Surrogates 1.20, 3.50, 6.20, 8.45 ODEON MEZZANINE Leicester Sq, WC2 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Leicester Sq (500) Days Of Summer 1.15, 3.45, 6.15, 8.45 Coco Before Chanel 2.30, 5.20, 8.05 Dorian Gray 2.45, 5.35, 8.25 Halloween II 12.50, 3.25, 6.00, 8.40 Inglourious Basterds 1.30, 4.45, 8.00 ODEON PANTON ST Panton St, SW1 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Piccadilly Circus Goodbye Solo 2.00, 4.20, 6.35, 9.00 The Hurt Locker 2.45, 5.35, 8.25 Mesrine: Public Enemy No 1 3.20, 8.15 Moon 1.10, 6.10 Vanishing Of The Bees 1.50, 4.05, 6.20, 8.50 ODEON TOTTENHAM COURT RD Tottenham Court Rd, W1 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd District 9 3.50, 9.00 (Sub) 6.25 Halloween II 4.15, 6.45, 9.15 The Invention Of Lying 3.45, 6.15, 8.45 ODEON WEST END Leicester Sq, WC2 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Leicester Sq Love Happens 12.20, 3.00, 5.45, 8.35 SCREEN ON BAKER ST Baker St, W1 (0870 066 4777). Tube: Baker St Julie & Julia 3.50, 8.45 The September Issue 1.50, 6.40 Up 3.30, 6.00, 8.30 VUE WEST END Cranbourn St, Leicester Sq, WC2 (0871 224 0240). Tube: Leicester Sq Away We Go 1.45, 4.15, 6.45 Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2.15, 4.50, 7.15 District 9 noon, 2.45, 5.30, 8.15 Fame 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30 The Final Destination 9.45pm The Firm 9.15pm Funny People 1.20, 4.40, 9.45 The Invention Of Lying 1.30, 4.00, 9.00 The Invention Of Lying (Subtitled) 6.30 Julie & Julia 2.30, 5.15, 8.00 Pandorum 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30 The Time Travelers Wife 1.10, 3.45, 6.15, 8.45 Rep Cinemas BARBICAN CENTRE Silk St, EC2 (0845 120 7500). Tube: Barbican; Bus: 8, 11, 23, 26, 35, 42, 43, 47, 48, 55, 56, 76,78, 100 Katalin Varga 6.30, 8.45 Up 3D 6.00, 8.30 BFI IMAX Charlie Chaplin Walk, SE1 (0870 787 2525). Tube/Rail: Waterloo Up 3D 1.45, 4.15, 6.45, 9.10 BFI SOUTHBANK Belvedere Rd, South Bank, SE1 (020 7928 3232). Tube/Rail: Waterloo After The Fall 8.45 Dear Summer Sister 9.00 To Each Her Own 6.30 The Godfather 5.40 Public Enemies 6.10, 8.20 (Parent And Baby) 11am Rage 8.50 Wallace & Gromit: The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit 11am CINE LUMIERE Queensberry Place, SW7 (020 7073 1350). Tube: South Kensington Born In 68 6.30 GOETHE-INSTITUT Princes Gate, SW7 (020 7596 4000). Tube: South Kensington Esmas Secret 6.45 Sleeper 8.45 ICA CINEMA The Mall, SW1 (020 7930 3647). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross Died Young, Stayed Pretty 6.30, 8.45 Ip Man 6.15, 8.45 IMPERIAL WAR MUSEUM Lambeth Rd, SE1 (020 7416 5000). Tube/Rail: Waterloo/Elephant & Castle; Bus: 1, 3, 12, 45, 53, 59, 63, 68, 100, 159, 168, 171, 172 Au Pays De La Marseillaise + Shorts 4.00 Battle Fleets Of Britain + Short 3.00 British Newsreel Stories September 1939- January 1940: How To Fit A Gas Mask 2.00 Do It Now + Short 11am The First Days + Short noon Speech Of Mr Hore-Belisha + Short 10.30am PHOENIX CINEMA High Rd, N2 (020 8883 2233). Tube: East Finchley Le Donk & Scor-zay-zee 5.00 The Gooner Review: Special Event 9.00 Katalin Varga 1.00, 3.00, 6.45 PRINCE CHARLES Leicester Place, WC2 (020 7494 3654). Tube: Leicester Sq Bonnie And Clyde 8.45 Broken Embraces 3.30, 6.15 Mesrine: Killer Instinct (LInstinct De Mort) 6.05 Moon 1.15, 9.00 Public Enemies 1.00 Sin Nombre 3.50 RIO Kingsland High St, E8 (020 7241 9410). Rail: Dalston Kingsland The Army Of Crime (LArmee Du Crime) 6.30 District 9 (Parent And Baby Screening) 12.45pm Le Donk & Scor-zay-zee 9.30pm Night At The Museum 2 4.00 RIVERSIDE STUDIOS Crisp Rd, W6 (020 8237 1111). Tube: Hammersmith Afterschool 8.40 The Wave (Die Welle) 6.30 SCIENCE MUSEUM IMAX Exhibition Rd, SW7 (0870 870 4771). Tube: South Kensington Deep Sea 3D 3.35 Fly Me To The Moon 3D 2.20 Space Station 3D 1.05, 4.45 SOUTH ASIAN CINEMA FOUNDATION FILM FEST: THE NEHRU CENTRE South Audley St, W1 (020 7491 3567). Tube: Hyde Park Corner Pinjar 7.00 THEATRE THE 39 STEPS John Buchans thriller. Criterion Theatre Piccadilly Circus, W1 (0844 847 1778). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Mon-Sat 8pm, mats Tue 3pm, Sat 4pm, 12.50-50 AN INSPECTOR CALLS JB Priestleys drama. Novello Theatre Aldwych, WC2 (0844 482 5170). Tube: Covent Garden. Tue-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Thu 2.30pm, Sat 4pm, 12.50-47.50 ANNIE GET YOUR GUN Irving Berlins musical comedy. Starring Jane Horrocks and Julian Ovenden. Young Vic The Cut, SE1 (020 7922 2922). Tube/Rail: Waterloo. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mat Sat 2pm, ends Jan 2, 22.50 & 29.50 AVENUE q Jeff Whittys musical comedy. Gielgud Theatre Shaftesbury Ave, W1 (0870 950 0915). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Mon-Thu 8pm, Fri 5.30pm & 8.30pm, Sat 5pm & 8.30pm, ends Jan 2, 10-50, Premium Seats 55 & 60 BILLY ELLIOT A stage adaptation of the film. Victoria Palace Victoria St, SW1 (0870 895 5577). Tube/Rail: Victoria. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Thu & Sat 2.30pm, ends Apr 3, 17.50-62.50, limited dress circle tickets available from 10.30am on the day in person from the box office BLOOD BROTHERS Willy Russells musical. Phoenix Theatre Charing Cross Rd, WC2 (0870 060 6629). Tube: Leicester Sq. Mon-Sat 7.45pm, mats Thu 3pm, Sat 4pm, ends Jul 31, 22.50-52.50 BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS Truman Capotes drama. Theatre Royal, Haymarket Haymarket, SW1 (0845 481 1870). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 2.30pm, ends Jan 9, 15-49.50 CALENDAR GIRLS An adaptation of the film. Noel Coward Theatre (formerly Albery Theatre) St Martins Lane, WC2 (0844 482 5140). Tube: Leicester Sq. Tue-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Thu & Sat 2.30pm, ends Jan 9, 5-48.50 (1.50 per ticket booking fee donated to Leukaemia Research) CHICAGO Musical. Cambridge Theatre Earlham St, WC2 (0870 890 1102). Tube: Covent Garden. Mon- Thu & Sat 8pm, Fri 5pm & 8.30pm, mats Sat 3pm, ends Oct 30, 2010, 25-59 CYMBELINE Shakespeares tale about the battle between generations. Arts Theatre Great Newport St, WC2 (0845 017 5584). Tube: Covent Garden. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Tue & Wed 1.30pm, mats Sat 3pm, ends Oct 24, 20 DIRTY DANCING Musical. Aldwych Theatre Aldwych, WC2 (0844 847 2330). Tube: Holborn. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Fri & Sat 3pm, ends Oct 23, 2010, 15-62.50 DREAMBOATS AND PETTICOATS Laurence Marks and Maurice Grans musical. Savoy Theatre Strand, WC2 (0844 871 7615). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross/ Embankment. Mon-Fri 7.30pm, Sat 8pm, mats Thu 3pm, Sat 4pm, ends Oct 31, 25-50 ENDGAME Samuel Becketts drama. Duchess Theatre Catherine St, WC2 (0844 412 4659). Tube: Covent Garden. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 3pm, ends Dec 5, 20-46, concs 20 subject to availability GREASE Musical. Piccadilly Theatre Denman St, W1 (0844 412 6666). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Mon-Thu & Sat 7.30pm, Fri 5.30pm & 8.30pm, mats Sat 3pm, ends Sep 4, 15-55 HAIRSPRAY Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittmans musical. Shaftesbury Theatre Shaftesbury Ave, WC2 (020 7379 5399). Tube: Holborn. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Thu & Sat 3pm, ends Dec 21, 2010, 22.50-62.50, limited 25 front row stalls seats available in person from 10am on day of the performance INHERIT THE WIND Jerome Lawrence and Robert E Lees drama. Old Vic The Cut, SE1 (0870 060 6628). Tube/Rail: Waterloo. Tue-Sat 7.30pm, Sun 5pm, mats Sat 2.30pm, ends Dec 20, 10-48.50 JERSEY BOYS Musical. Prince Edward Theatre Old Compton St, W1 (0844 482 5151). Tube: Leicester Sq. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Tue & Sat 2.30pm, 20- 60 LA CAGE AUX FOLLES Harvey Fierstein and Jerry Hermans musical comedy. Playhouse Theatre Northumberland Ave, WC2 (0870 060 6631). Tube/ Rail: Charing Cross. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Thu & Sat 2.30pm, ends Jan 9, 17.50-58.50 LIBERACE LIVE FROM HEAVEN Julian Woolfords cabaret drama. Leicester Sq Theatre Leicester Place, WC2 (0844 847 2475). Tube: Leicester Sq, Embankment. Tue-Sat 7.30pm, Sun 5pm, mats Sat 3pm, ends Nov 8, 20 & 25 LIFE IS A DREAM Calderon de la Barcas historical drama. Donmar Warehouse Earlham St, WC2 (0870 060 6624). Tube: Covent Garden. Mon, Wed-Sat 7.30pm, mats Thu & Sat 2.30pm (press night 7pm), ends Nov 28, 15-29 THE LION KING Musical. Lyceum Theatre Wellington St, WC2 (0870 243 9000). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross/Embankment. Tue-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 2pm, Sun 3pm, ends Aug 29, 23.50-60 LULU Frank Wedekinds erotic and violent sex tragedy. Hackney Empire, Hackney Empire Studio Mare St, E8 (020 8985 2424). Rail: Hackney Central. Tue-Sat 7.30pm, ends Oct 24, 12.50, concs 10.50 MAMMA MIA! Musical comedy. Prince Of Wales Theatre Coventry St, W1 (0870 850 0393). Tube: Leicester Sq. Mon-Thu & Sat 7.30pm, Fri 5pm & 8.30pm, mats Sat 3pm, ends Mar 26, 2011, 19.50-58 LES MISERABLES Musical drama. Queens Theatre Shaftesbury Ave, W1 (0844 482 5160). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 2.30pm, ends Feb 26, 2011, 15-59 MOTHER COURAGE AND HER CHILDREN Bertold Brechts drama. National Theatre: Olivier South Bank, SE1 (020 7452 3000). Tube/ Rail: Waterloo. 7.30pm, ends Dec 8, 10-30 THE MOUSETRAP Agatha Christies murder mystery. St Martins Theatre West St, WC2 (020 7836 1443). Tube: Leicester Sq. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Tue 3pm, Sat 4pm, ends Apr 10, 13.50-36 MY REAL WAR 1914-? The true story of a young soldier who is forced to grapple with the horrors of the First World War. Trafalgar Studios, Studio Two Whitehall, SW1 (0870 060 6632). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross. Mon-Sat 7.45pm, mats Thu & Sat 3pm, ends Oct 31, 22.50, concs 15, Mon/Thu mats 15 OLIVER! A musical adaptation of Charles Dickenss Oliver Twist. Theatre Royal, Drury Lane Catherine St, WC2 (0844 412 2955). Tube: Covent Garden. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 2.30pm, ends Feb 26, 2011, 17.50-65 OTHELLO Shakespeares tragedy. Trafalgar Studios, Studio 1 Whitehall, SW1 (0870 060 6632). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Thu & Sat 2.30pm, ends Dec 12, 15-55 OUR CLASS Tadeusz Slobodzianeks historical drama. National Theatre: Cottesloe South Bank, SE1 (020 7452 3000). Tube/Rail: Waterloo. 7.30pm, 10-31 THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA Musical. Her Majestys Theatre Haymarket, SW1 (0870 890 1106). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Tue & Sat 2.30pm, ends Feb 26, 2011, 20-55 THE POWER OF YES David Hares topical comedy-drama. National Theatre: Lyttelton South Bank, SE1 (020 7452 3000). Tube/Rail: Waterloo. 7.30pm, ends Jan 10, 10-35 PRICK UP YOUR EARS Simon Bents contemporary drama. Comedy Theatre Panton St, SW1 (0870 060 6637). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Tue-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 2.30pm, Sun 4pm, ends Dec 6, 17.50-49.50, Premium Seats 55 PRISCILLA qUEEN OF THE DESERT -- THE MUSICAL A stage adaptation of the Australian film. Palace Theatre Shaftesbury Ave, W1 (0844 755 0016). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Thu & Sat 2.30pm, ends Oct 30, 2010, 20-65 THE RAT PACK LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS A musical tribute to the crooners. Adelphi Theatre Maiden Lane, WC2 (0870 895 5598). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross. Mon-Fri 7.30pm, Sat 8pm, mats Thu 3.30pm, Sat 4pm, ends Nov 21, 7.50-49.50 THE RISE AND FALL OF LITTLE VOICE Jim Cartwrights comedy-drama. Starring Former X Factor contestant Diana Vickers. Vaudeville Theatre Strand, WC2 (0844 412 4663). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 2.30pm, ends Jan 30, 16-48.50 THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION Steven Kings story. Wyndhams Theatre Charing Cross Rd, WC2 (0844 482 5120). Tube: Leicester Sq. Tue-Thu & Sat 7.30pm, Fri 5.30pm & 8.30pm, mats Sat 3pm, Sun 4pm, ends Feb 14, 10-49.50 SHOOTING RATS Peter Turrini and Willard Manuss contemporary drama. Old Lillian Baylis School, The Octagon Hall Lollard St, SE11 (020 7582 7680). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. Tue-Sat 7.30pm, ends Oct 24, 12, concs 6 SISTER ACT Musical comedy. London Palladium Argyll St, W1 (0844 412 2704). Tube: Oxford Circus. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 3pm, 17.50-62.50 SPEAKING IN TONGUES Andrew Bovells thriller. The Duke Of Yorks St Martins Lane, WC2 (0870 060 6623). Tube: Leicester Sq. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 2.30pm, ends Dec 12, 10-48.50 THRILLER LIVE A celebration of Michael Jackson and the Jackson 5. Lyric Theatre Shaftesbury Ave, W1 (0844 412 4661). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Tue-Fri, Sun 7.30pm, Sat 8pm, mats Sat 4pm, Sun 3.30pm, ends May 9, 22.50-53.50 WAR HORSE Michael Morpurgos story. New London Theatre corner of Drury Lane and Parker St, WC2 (0844 412 4654). Tube: Covent Garden. Mon, Wed-Sat 7.30pm, Tue 7pm, mats Thu & Sat 2.30pm, ends Feb 12, 15-47.50, 15-49.50, child/concs 15-39.50 (Mon-Thu) WE WILL ROCK YOU Musical. Dominion Theatre Tottenham Court Rd, W1 (0870 169 0116). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Sat 2.30pm, ends Mar 27, 30-60 WICKED Musical. Apollo Victoria Theatre Wilton Rd, SW1 (0844 826 8000). Tube/ Rail: Victoria. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 2.30pm, ends Oct 30, 2010, 15-60 THE WOMAN IN BLACK Susan Hills ghost story. Fortune Theatre Russell St, WC2 (0870 060 6626). Tube: Covent Garden. Mon-Sat 8pm, mats Tue 3pm, Sat 4pm, ends Dec 21, 2010, 16.50-42.50 London Lite Tuesday, 13 October 2009 27 LONDONS TOP10 FILMS 1 The Invention Of Lying (12A) 2 Fame (12A) 3 District 9 (15) 4 Surrogates (12A) 5 Toy Story (3D) (U) 6 Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (U) 7 The Soloist (12A) 8 Julie & Julia (12A) 9 (500) Days Of Summer (12A) 10 Inglourious Basterds (18) Source: Screen International B@CKROWBLOGS Sendyourreviewsto blogs@thelondonlite.co.uk A stinker -- and thats no lie THE INVENTION OF LYING (12A) THIS is a truly awful film, a waste of the ticket money and a waste of one hour of your precious time (we walked out after 60 minutes). The acting is wooden and the script is wafer-thin. It is probably the worst film I have ever seen. What are you doing Mr Gervais? Get rid of your advisers or even sack yourself -- this indefensible movie is a waste of your ability. Scott Kind The truth will out: Ricky Gervais, centre, is wasted in this film The Misanthrope KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, right, will join Damian Lewis, Tara Fitzgerald and Dominic Rowan for her West End stage debut in Martin Crimps modern-day version of Molires comedy. 7 Dec-13 Mar, Comedy Theatre, Panton St SW1 (0870 060 6637), Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 2.30pm, 20-49.50. Tube: Piccadilly Circus BOOKING NOW index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html