SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm Michael Weatherly, 7pm, FX Peter Andre, 8pm, ITV2 Michelle Ryan, 8pm, Sci-fi Natalie Imbruglia, 9pm, ITV2 Hugh Laurie, 10pm, Sky1 Lisa Stansfield, 10.30pm, Virgin 1 SkyPReMIeRe SkycoMedy SkyAcTIoN/THRILLeR SkyFAMILy SkydRAMA SkyScI-FI/HoRRoR SkyScReeN1/Hd SkyScReeN2/Hd TcM FILM4 SkyINdIe 6.00 The Code. Crime thriller, starring Morgan Freeman, Antonio Banderas and Radha Mitchell. Stone Of Destiny. Four students in Fifties Glasgow hatch a plan to inspire a little national pride by breaking into Westminster Abbey and stealing the Stone of Scone. Comedy, starring Charlie Cox. Eagle Eye. A pair of strangers find themselves on the run from the authorities when they each receive mysterious phone calls informing them their lives are in danger. Thriller, with Shia LaBeouf. 6.00 Hairspray. A teenager dreams of appearing on a TV dance show. With Nikki Blonsky. What Happens In Vegas. Two strangers wake up after a drunken night in the clubs of Las Vegas to find they are married. With Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher. 9.45 The Heartbreak Kid. A 40-year-old bachelor decides he has been far too picky in his love life, so he hastily proposes to his girlfriend of several weeks. With Ben Stiller. 11.45 Bowfinger Street Kings. A determined Los Angeles police officer becomes obsessed with tracking down the men who killed his partner. With Keanu Reeves, Forest Whitaker and Hugh Laurie. Hitman. A hitman becomes the target after he fails to complete a kill for a mysterious organisation. With Timothy Olyphant and Dougray Scott. 10.40 The Condemned. Convicted murderers are forced to fight to the death on a live Internet feed. With Steve Austin. 6.15 Nims Island. A girl begs a fictional hero to save her father. Adventure, with Jodie Foster. The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian. The four Pevensie children help the rightful king of Narnia to overthrow his cruel uncle and reclaim the throne. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Ben Barnes, William Moseley and Peter Dinklage. Ed. A minor league baseball player befriends a chimpanzee whose charms help him regain his confidence. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc. 6.00 The American President. With Michael Douglas, Annette Bening and Martin Sheen. The Hunting Party. Three journalists stationed in Bosnia come up with a plan to capture a notorious war criminal. With Richard Gere, Terrence Howard, Jesse Eisenberg and Diane Kruger. Varsity Blues. A reserve quarterback is drafted onto an American schools football team, but his attitude causes problems. With Jon Voight. 11.50 Whats Love Got To Do With It 5.25 The Invasion 7.15 Shutter. A photographer suspects the ghost of a woman he killed in a car accident is haunting him. With Joshua Jackson, Rachael Taylor and Megumi Okina. The Incredible Hulk. An experiment gone wrong leaves a scientist cursed to turn into a monster whenever he gets angry. With Edward Norton, Tim Roth, Liv Tyler and William Hurt. Deep Blue Sea. A scientist develops super- intelligent sharks. With Samuel L Jackson. 6.00 Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan. Sci-fi adventure sequel, with William Shatner. I Am Legend. A scientist becomes the last survivor of a virus that turns humans into vampire-like creatures. Sci-fi thriller, with Will Smith, Alice Braga and Charlie Tahan. 9.45 Bad Boys. Two detectives have to swap identities in the hunt for a stolen heroin consignment. Action thriller, starring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. 11.45 American Gangster: Extended Edition High Fidelity. A second-hand record shop owner tracks down his old flames to work out why his relationships always fail. Romantic comedy, starring John Cusack, Iben Hjejle and Jack Black. Spider-Man 3. The webslinging hero becomes consumed with a desire for revenge as he faces his uncles murderer, transformed into the shape-shifting Sandman. Superhero sequel, starring Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. 11.25 Deception. Thriller, starring Hugh Jackman. 6.50 The Big Sleep. A private eye protects a socialite from blackmailers, but reckons without a chain of killings. Thriller, starring Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall and John Ridgely. Absolute Power. An ageing burglar witnesses a murder involving the US president and flees before the police arrive -- but ends up trailed by a dogged detective. Thriller, starring Clint Eastwood, with Gene Hackman and Ed Harris. 11.25 It! Horror, starring Roddy McDowall. 6.55 Barefoot In The Park. A newlywed couple struggle to cope with life in an uncomfortable studio apartment. Comedy, starring Robert Redford, Jane Fonda and Mildred Natwick. Mean Machine. An imprisoned soccer star is persuaded to form an inmates football team to take on the guards. Comedy drama, starring Vinnie Jones, Jason Statham and David Hemmings. Import/Export. Premiere. Drama, with Ekateryna Rak, Paul Hofmann and Michael Thomas. 6.35 The Savages. A sister and brother are reunited when they are left to care for their elderly father. Comedy drama, with Laura Linney. The Castle. An Australian man strives to save his familys house after learning the airport next door is to expand. Comedy, with Michael Caton. In Bruges. Two hitmen embark on a series of surreal misadventures while lying low in Belgium. Crime comedy, starring Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson. 11.50 Plunkett And Macleane movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm SkySPoRTS1 SkySPoRTS2 SkySPoRTS3 SkySPoRTSXTRA euRoSPoRT eSPN 6.30 Manchester United Premier Cup Live International Football. Republic of Ireland Under-21s v Switzerland Under-21s (kick-off 7.45pm). This evenings European Championship Group Two match comes from the Regional Sports Centre in Waterford. Manchester United Premier Cup. Highlights of the under-15s competition in Manchester. Football Asia. Soccer news from the Far East. A-League. The latest from Australia. 5.30 Masters Tennis. The Shanghai Masters. Mountain Bike World. Recent action. Masters Tennis. The Shanghai Masters. Highlights of the third days play of the event at the Qizhong Forest Sports City Arena in Shanghai, China, featuring the first round of the singles competition. Poker Million. Action from the seventh heat of the big-money tournament in London. Womens Pool. Action from the US Open 9-Ball Championship in Oklahoma. Trilby Tour Golf. The pro final. Action from Buckinghamshire Golf Club, where the amateur qualifiers competed against professionals for the title won by Warren Bladon last year. Sports Unlimited. Magazine show rounding up offbeat activities from across the world. Asian Tour Golf. The Mercuries Masters. Action from the Taiwan Golf and Country Club in Taipei. Beach Volleyball. The Weymouth Beach Classic. Highlights of the three-day competition in Dorset, featuring players from across Europe. Pool. Highlights of the World Pool Masters at the Riviera Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Challenge Series Golf. The Challenge Tour. Karting. The Formula Kart Stars series. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. Live Under-20s World Cup Football. Coverage of the second semi-final, staged at the Cairo International Stadium in Egypt (kick-off 7pm). FIFA Under-20s: Today In Egypt 9.15 International Football. Portugal v Hungary. Freeride Spirit Show 10.15 World Rally Championship. The Rally Catalunya, the 11th round of the season. 11.15 Under-20s World Cup Football. Highlights of the semi-finals. 6.00 West Ham United V Manchester United: 2007/08. Coverage of the Premier League clash. DTM Highlights. Action from the ninth and penultimate round of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters season, held in Dijon-Prenois, France. Goal! Special. The story of Lukas Podolski. Steven Gerrard: A Year In The Life. Documentary following the Liverpool footballer. UFC Unleashed. Archival footage from the world championship for mixed martial arts. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm dIScoVeRy NAT.geogRAPHIc HISToRy yeSTeRdAy BIo BLIgHTy edeN Sky1 VIRgIN1 BBc3 BBc4 ITV2 ITV3 ITV4 e4 MoRe4 LIVINg g.o.L.d. ALIBI coMedyceNTRAL FX ScI-FI The Simpsons. Homer is given plane tickets. The Simpsons. Homer becomes a union leader. Stargate Universe. Part three of three. The Destinys air supply begins to dwindle. Fringe. A construction workers disappearance leads the team to a tunnel filled with remains. House. The medic accepts that he needs help to deal with his problems. Hugh Laurie stars. Lie to Me. The team investigates a murder where a woman is either a witness or the killer. Star Trek: Voyager. The crew encounters a race who steal organs to fight off a fatal disease. Sun, Sea And A&E. An 18-year-old who was assaulted has to have his jaw wired shut. Chuck. The secret agent tracks down his father and gets a job working with one of his idols. 8 Out Of 10 Cats. Topical panel show. Shooting Stars. Lisa Stansfield guests. Sexcetera. A factory that produces sex dolls, and musicians who bring their fantasies to life. Doctor Who. The Time Lord is summoned back to Earth. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Kids With Machetes -- Stacey Dooley Investigates. Child labour on the Ivory Coast. Dont Tell The Bride. The groom-to-be is given 12,000 to organise the nuptials alone. EastEnders. Sam takes a job at R&R. How Not To Live Your Life. Dan Clark stars. Family Guy. A drug hits town. 11.20 Family Guy. Animation. 11.45 Dont Tell The Bride World News Today Tales From The Green Valley. Building a toilet. Life. David Attenborough explores extreme behaviour patterns in the natural world. Electric Dreams. The familys technological experiment draws to a close. Last in the series. Its Only A Theory. With Martha Kearney. Early Doors. Last in the series. Rab C Nesbitt. The Scot is thrown in jail. Scotlands Music With Phil Cunningham Gossip Girl. Serenas summer in Europe with Carter Baizen causes a scandal. Peter Andre: The Next Chapter. Following the singers life after his split from Katie Price. Jack Osbourne: Celebrity Adrenaline Junkie. With Natalie Imbruglia, Billy Boyd and Konnie Huq. You, Me And Dupree. A thirtysomething layabout finds himself out of a job with nowhere to live, and turns to his newly married best friend for a place to stay. Comedy, with Owen Wilson. 6.50 Wycliffe. A woman is found strangled. Detective drama, starring Jack Shepherd. 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot. An aristocrat is murdered at a masquerade ball. David Suchet stars. Profiling -- Val McDermid. The celebrated crime writer talks about the inspiration for her work. Wire In The Blood. Hills judgement is called into question by the Press, who suggest he helped secure the conviction of an innocent man. Robson Green stars. Last in the series. Andromeda. In the last of the two-part story, Dylan and Rhade struggle to save Methus-2. Minder. Arthur decides he wants to retire. Vintage comedy drama, starring George Cole. Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. The lads take a well-known British trouble-maker under their collective wing. 10.05 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. Oz comes up with an unlikely get-rich-quick scheme. Jimmy Nail stars. 11.10 Screamers. Sci-fi thriller, with Peter Weller and Roy Dupuis. Hollyoaks. Theresa takes revenge on Anita. How I Met Your Mother. Barney has an admirer. Friends. Ross celebrates his birthday. Friends. Monica poisons Ross. Ugly Betty. Marc and Betty make a surprising discovery when they analyse Modes budget. James Browns Supermodel Salon. A celebrity hairdresser opens up his own salon. RuPauls Drag Race. The contestants take part in a pose-off runway before creating three outifts. Relocation, Relocation. Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer revisit a couple in the Lake District. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Location, Location, Location. Two couples look for properties in Buckinghamshire. True Stories: Last Of The Honeybees. Three American beekeepers discuss the wider consequences of colony collapse disorder. Location, Location, Location Ghost Whisperer. Melinda is intrigued when she meets a man who shares her powers. Americas Next Top Model. With former contestant Toccara Jones. Most Haunted. New series. The team visits Speke Hall, a 16th-century manor in Liverpool. Medium. Agent Coopers spirit returns to help Allison solve a perplexing case. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Grissom investigates a murder outside a casino. Last Of The Summer Wine. The ladies take a mystery tour. 7.40 Last Of The Summer Wine. Wesley causes embarrassment. 8.20 Yes Minister. Hacker supports the sale of a museum. Fawlty Towers. An apparently deaf woman exasperates Basil. 9.45 Fawlty Towers. A psychiatrist checks in at the hotel. 10.35 The Royle Family. The family look forward to a party. 11.15 The Royle Family. Comedy. 11.55 Blackadder Goes Forth Maisie Raine. Maisie rescues a man who is in trouble after borrowing 2,000 from crooks. 55 Degrees North. Nicky investigates a crime ring operating out of the citys brothels. The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. The duo investigate a case at Smithfield Market when a frozen body is found on a meat truck. With Nathaniel Parker, Sharon Small and Mark Benton. 10.55 Silent Witness. Feature-length episode. A medical student helps Harry with his latest case. The King Of Queens. Lou Ferrigno guests. The King Of Queens. Kevin James stars. Scrubs. Carla struggles to get enough sleep. Scrubs. JD receives tragic news. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. Ryan Stiles guests. South Park. Adult animation. Comedy Store. Michael McIntyre performs. Sex And The City. Samanthas lover is fired. 11.35 Sex And The City. Comedy. NCIS. Tonys cover is blown as the hunt for La Grenouille intensifies. Michael Weatherly stars. NCIS. The agents are called to the scene of a car accident in which a petty officer was killed. Family Guy. Lois runs for school board president. American Dad! Steve becomes an author. Predator Raw. Stories from the To Catch a Predator series, featuring unseen footage. Nip/Tuck. Christian questions Ginas motives for moving to Los Angeles. Julian McMahon stars. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Buffy becomes attracted to a mysterious stranger. Bionic Woman. Jaime and Tom are paired up for a mission to Paris. Michelle Ryan stars. Warehouse 13. Myka and Pete investigate a case belonging to another agent. Joanne Kelly stars. Medium. Allison disagrees with an FBI profiler whose findings seem to contradict her visions. Dollhouse. Echo, Sierra, Victor and November awaken with their original personalities intact. Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman investigate a fable about phone books. How Do They Do It? Building a golf course. How Its Made. Pressure cookers. Deadliest Catch. The crews hear rumours of prime fishing near the ice pack. Whale Wars. The Sea Shepherds lose touch with the Yushin Maru harpoon ship. Destroyed In Seconds. Missiles exploding. Destroyed In Seconds. A drag boat crashes. Monster Fish Of The Congo. A team of adventurers travels to the African Congo. Convoy: War For The Atlantic. How British convoys combated German U-boats in 1941. World War II: The Apocalypse. Previously unseen footage of the end of the Second World War. Blackbeards Lost Pirate Ship. Excavating the wreck of the Queen Annes Revenge. Outlaw Bikers. An attempt to bring Mom Bouchers campaign of terror to an end. The Real Dick Turpin. The truth about the notorious 18th-century highwayman. The Universe. Documentary series investigating the secrets of space, beginning the sun. Oil Riggers. The drill bit on the Longhorn platform gets stuck 7,000 feet underground. Mega Movers. A large brick building is moved to its new location in Massachusetts. Inside The Body Of Henry VIII. Documentary reconstructing an autopsy of the king. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team travels to Kings College, Cambridge. A Very British Coup. Harry Perkins antagonises the Americans. Ray McAnally stars. Shipwreck Detectives. The team investigates a lost fleet of the Second World War ships. Tank Overhaul. Jacques Littlefield restores a coveted and rare Panther tank. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team travels to Kings College, Cambridge. Parking Wars. Parking in Philadelphia. One Life. Chronicling the experience of 28-year- old dwarf Caroline Miller from Jersey. Two Queens And A Castle Party Mamas. A disco hoedown in Texas. Party Mamas. An engagement party. Little Miss Perfect. A tomboy competes with a cheerleader to be crowned Little Miss Perfect. Two Queens And A Castle My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding Dog Borstal. Lynne Davies comes face to face with a Great Dane with an attitude problem. Who Do You Think You Are? Comedian David Baddiel researches his ancestry. Coast. Nicholas Crane reaches the most northwesterly point of mainland Britain. Britains Greatest Buildings. A trip to Blenheim Palace -- situated in picturesque Oxfordshire. Traffic Cops. The South Yorkshire traffic police. Traffic Cops. The night shift in South Yorkshire. Journey Of Life. Steve Leonard examines how life evolved from the seas to dry land. Hell On Earth. Steve Leonard learns about the Afar peoples relationship to their animals. Yellowstone. Summer returns, transforming the park into an ideal environment for animals. Tribe. Bruce Parry travels to Ethiopias Omo Valley to live with the indigenous tribes. Journey Of Life. Steve Leonard examines how life evolved from the seas to dry land. factual 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm sPort 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm London Lite Tuesday, 13 October 2009 25 index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html