22 Tuesday, 13 October 2009 London Lite IN&OUTTONIGHT Mark the shows you love. See your own personal TV schedule. Share with your friends. Just text LL TV to 65400 Texts to 65400 are charged at standard rate. The service connects to the internet; data is charged at your operators standard rate. Free from London Lite BBC1 11AM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM TONIGHTSTV Glamgranturns onPrimarkstyle Joan Does Glamour ITV1, 9pm Later Live -- With Jools Holland BBC2, 10pm Take your pick of the decades with Jools tonight. Miss your eighties? Then synth revivalist duo La Roux, fronted by elly Jackson, right, are just for you. Or if you hanker for some seriously head-banging riffs, Seventies-style, australias Wolfmother will get you wigging out big-time. and Seasick Steve takes us back to the roots with a solo blues act that might have come straight from Mississippi circa 1950. The Force Channel 4, 9pm THIS new three-part documentary takes us behind the scenes of a British police force -- Hampshire Constabulary -- with total access. Tonight were taken all the way through the process of a murder investigation, right from the moment the body is discovered. The teams first task is to identify the victim in a case that eventually finds its way to the streets of London. The mix of chaos, stress and eureka moments has the utterly compelling smack of authenticity, and this is one of the most outstanding programmes of its type that Ive ever seen. Y ouve either got it or you aint. And I think we can safely agree Joan Collins has most definitely got it. From Fifties Hollywood starlet to Alexis in Dynasty, Cinzano ads to The Stud And The Bitch, La Collins has pouted, simpered and minxed her way to icon status. And now here she is rolling up to a Plymouth housing estate and anxiously asking the residents, Do you recognise me? oh Joan, how did it ever come to this? You can see the thinking behind tonights exercise in Style 101: Forget Gok Wan -- lets get a real star. And flying in from LA to lament what she believes to be the glam famine currently blighting our island,A touch of class: Joan Collins helps a family in Plymouth EastEnders BBC1, 7.30pm PaT (Pam St Clement, pictured) is very surprised when she finds Liz skulking around Dots house. Liz pleads with her not to tell anyone, yet you wonder if shell keep it a secret. and its all looking up for Sam, who has landed a new job and a new home. But when Phil and Peggy find out, theyre not going to be joining in the celebrations. the maxim: Fleece belong on sheep. A comfy sweater is something Id clean my silver with. The trouble is, little of this is helpful or new, and the marauding makeover format feels so tired. The focus is a Plymouth family. Holli has her 16th birth- day party coming up, so Joan waves her style wand to trans- form the teenager, her mum Mary and gran eileen, too. Yes, a little cash splashed and make-up tutorials dispensed, et voila -- its oMG! all round among the newly reborn glam- pusses. But I cant get over the shock: Joan Collins -- the Joan Collins -- slumming it in real- ity Tv. Worst is the shopping expedition when the star exclaims, I never thought Id buy anything at Primark! Nor did we, Joan. Nor did we. 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy (S). 11.30 Cash In The attic (S); BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S). 1.30 Regional News and Weather (S). 1.45 Doctors (S). Simon deals with an over-indulged teenager. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,S). Jessica enters the boxing world. 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News (S). 3.05 Mister Maker (R,S). 3.25 Whats New Scooby-Doo? (R,S); Bernard. 3.50 OOglies (R,S). 4.05 Raven (S). 4.35 Blue Peter (S); MyWish. 5.00 Newsround (S). 5.15 Weakest Link (S). Quiz show. 6.00 BBC News (S); Weather. 6.30 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 7.00 The One Show (S). adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present the live topical show. 7.30 EastEnders (S). Liz begs Pat to keep her secret when she is caught sneaking Owen into Dots house. Heather suffers an asthma attack and a furious Phil learns that Sam has landed a job at R&R. See Soap Box Followed by BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 Holby City (S). 52/52. a dying patient Maria helps reunite with her mother offers the injured nurse renewed hope of walking again. Despite making a poor first impression, Connie impresses the hospitals new chief executive with her surgical skills so she will sign off on the robotics equipment, while Chrissie is buoyed by the discovery she is able to get pregnant. 9.00 Around The World In 80 Days (S,HD). 1/6. New series. In preparation for Children in Need, six pairs of celebrities embark on a global relay race, aiming to circumnavigate the world in 80 days without the use of air travel. The race begins at Londons Reform Club, from where comedians Frank Skinner and Lee Mack try to reach Turkey within eight days. 10.00 BBC News (S). 10.25 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 The Marchioness: A Survivors Story (S). Jonathan Phang, the man who organised the Marchioness boat party in 1989, embarks on a journey to mark the 20th anniversary of the tragedy in which 51 people died. 11.35 Film 2009 With Jonathan Ross (S). 6/16. a review of The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. 12.05 Film: Urban Ghost Story (S) (1998). Premiere. Thriller, starring Heather ann Foster ; Weatherview. 1.50 Sign Zone: See Hear (R,S). Behind the scenes of Coronation Street. With voiceover. 2.20 Sign Zone: Criminal Justice (R,S). 3.20 Sign Zone: MasterChef: The Professionals (R,S). 3.50 Sign Zone: MasterChef: The Professionals (R,S). 4.50 BBC News (S). PREVIEW BEN FELSENBURG the 76-year-old certainly talks the talk. The tongue-lashing against rowdy, dowdy British womanhoods muffin tops and jelly bellies is a fair reprise of The Bitch. Bingo wings, needless to say, should be covered up, while a passing stranger in Sainsburys is berated for her warm top with A little less conversation, a little more action www.quickflirt.com index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html