London Lite Monday, 12 October 2009 31 LISTINGS Annie Get Your GunFriday, Young Vic at 7pm win tickets WE HAVE a pair of tickets to give away to the opening night of the classic musical Annie Get Your Gun at the Young Vic. The production stars Jane Horrocks as sharp-shootin Annie Oakley opposite Julian Ovenden, right. To find out more go to youngvic.org To enter text LL WIN followed by a space and then your first name and email address to 65400 before 9am tomorrow. Texts cost 50p plus standard network charges. Entrants must be over 18. Terms and conditions apply, see metro.co.uk txt 65400 LISTINGS COMEDY APOLLO THEATRE Shaftesbury Avenue, W1 (0870 890 1101). Tube: Piccadilly Circus Ross Noble: Things. Surreal stand- up from the award-winning comic. Not suitable for under 15s. 8pm, 20-35, Premium Seats 65 ARTSDEPOT Nether St, Tally Ho Corner, N12 (020 8369 5454). Tube: Finchley Central Stephen Merchant: Work In Progress. Returning to the stage, the co-creator of The Office and Extras returns with brand new material. 8pm, 12, concs 10 CANAL CAFE THEATRE Delamere Terrace, W2 (020 7289 6054). Tube: Warwick Avenue Test Tube Comedy. Stand-up from TV and radio regulars Scott Capurro and Tom Basden and So You Think Youre Funny Finalist Josh Widdicombe. 7.30pm, 7 THE GOOD SHIP Kilburn High Rd, NW6 (07949 008253). Tube: Kilburn Porthole Comedy Club. With Tony Law, Cardinal Burns, Tom Goodliffe and MC James Everett. 6pm, 4 KU BAR Lisle St, WC2 (020 7437 4303). Tube: Leicester Sq 99 Club Leicester Sq. With Australian comic Sarah Kendall, plus Nick Revell, Robert White, Stan Stanley, Josh Widdicombe and MC Brett Goldstein. 8pm, 10, two for one LEICESTER Sq THEATRE Leicester Place, WC2 (0844 847 2475). Tube: Leicester Sq, Embankment Richard Herring: As It Occurs To Me. Stand-up from the Oh F*ck Im 40! comedian. 8pm, 10 LYRIC THEATRE Shaftesbury Avenue, W1 (020 7087 7599). Tube: Piccadilly Circus Frank Skinners Credit Crunch Cabaret. Skinner hosts the cabaret night with guess. 8pm, 10 SOHO THEATRE Dean St, W1 (020 7478 0100). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd Comedy Club 4 Kids. James Campbell returns with his stand-up act primarily aimed at children over the age of six. Today 1pm, 10, family 30 BINGO PUB NIGHT AT THE ROYAL VAUXHALL TAVERN Bingo hosted by Timberlina, with music from DJ Hey Baylen and DJ 50 Pence. Royal Vauxhall Tavern Kennington Lane, SE11 (020 7820 1222). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. 8.30pm, free, 1 per game LETHAL BIZZLE Hip hop-influenced grime artist. O2 Academy Islington N1 Centre, Parkfield St, N1 (0844 477 2000). Tube: Angel. 7pm, 10 FINDLAY BROWN Surf-pop singer-songwriter. The Slaughtered Lamb Great Sutton St, EC1 (020 7253 1516). Tube/Rail: Farringdon. 7.45pm, 6 CHIMAIRA, UNEARTH, THROWDOWN, DAATH The American six-piece play metal. The Electric Ballroom Camden High St, NW1 (020 7485 9006). Tube: Camden Town. 7pm, 15 CUT IN THE HILL GANG, THE FABULOUS PENETRATORS US three-piece play rock and blues. The Lexington Pentonville Rd, N1 (020 7837 5371). Tube: Angel/Kings Cross. 8pm, 8, adv 7 DONT LOOK BACK: SPIRITUALIZED The space-rock band play songs from their seminal album Ladies And Gentleman We Are Floating In Space. Southbank Centre, Royal Festival Hall Belvedere Rd, SE1 (0871 663 2500). Tube/Rail: Waterloo. 8pm, 27.50-32.50 GLASSMAN, SMOKE FEATHERS, MARK ALDER & THE BAUDELAIRES, HMS THE FIRST The musician performs funk-tinged country. 93 Feet East, Main Hall Brick Lane, E1 (020 7247 3293). Tube/Rail: Liverpool St. 7.30pm, free ALEX HALL, EMMA PEARS, GAZELLIG, GUS MACGREGOR The singer-songwriter performs acoustic songs. The Bedford, The Globe Theatre Bedford Hill, SW12 (07960 010209). Tube: Balham. 7.30pm, free HALFMOON UNPLUGGED: LOYALTY POINT, DERMOT & ANN-KARIN, SEANY CLARKE, SEA KINGSY The London-based five-piece play acoustic folk-rock. Half Moon Lower Richmond Rd, SW15 (020 8780 9383). Tube: Putney Bridge. 8pm, 2.50 IMMACULATE MACHINE Canadian five-piece play indie folk. The Windmill Blenheim Gardens, SW2 (020 8671 0700). Tube/Rail: Brixton. 8pm, 5 JOE & GINUWINE The singer-songwriter performs R&B and urban soul. IndigO2 Peninsula Sq, SE10 (0871 220 0260). Tube: North Greenwich, Rail: Westcombe Park Railway Station. 7pm, 28.50-40 KINIFEAR, JET SET DISCO, THE CITY CALLS Rock outfit. Hope And Anchor Upper St, N1 (020 7354 1312). Tube/Rail: Highbury & Islington. 8.30pm, 6, concs 4.50 PAMELIA KURSTIN, PETE DRUNGLE American theremin player Kurstin and composer and pianist Drungle perform together. Cafe Oto Ashwin St, E8 (020 7923 1231). BRl: Dalston Kingsland. 8pm, 7 LIFE IN FILM London four-piece play melodic indie. The Monarch, Bar Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 (020 7482 2054). Tube: Chalk Farm. 7.45pm, doors, free ERROL LINTON & JEAN PIERRE LAMPE Blues and reggae singer-songwriter. Djanogly Concert Pitch, Royal National Theatre Foyer South Bank, SE1 (020 7452 3400). Tube/Rail: Waterloo. 5.45pm, free LOWE, WHAT NOW?, DISCONNECT 4, THE FUNERAL SUITS The Swedish outfit play new wave- inspired pop. Dublin Castle Parkway, NW1 (020 8806 2668). Tube: Camden Town. 8.30pm, 6, concs 4.50 DANIEL PATRICK, TINLIN, ABI, CHRIS BOND Acoustica and folk. The Old Queens Head Essex Rd, N1 (020 7354 9993). Tube: Angel/ Highbury & Islington. 7.30pm, 4, w/flyer/concs 3 HOLLY PENFIELD The London-based vocalist performs jazz-influenced pop. The Green Carnation Greek St, W1 (020 7434 3323). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 10pm, 10, free PIANO MAGIC The indie-rock combo promote their album Ovations. Rough Trade East Brick Lane, E1 (020 7792 3490). Tube: Aldgate East/Rail: Shoreditch. 7pm, free with wristband RADIOOLIO Eastern roots rock, psychedelic folk, vintage bluegrass and funk from the South East band. 93 Feet East, Bar Brick Lane, E1 (020 7247 3293). Tube/Rail: Liverpool St. 7pm, free RED BLOODED WOMEN All-female electro-pop three-piece. Monto Water Rats Grays Inn Rd, WC1 (020 7837 4412). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. 6.45pm, 6 SAINT ETIENNE, RICHARD X The veteran UK electropop trio promote their album London Conversations - The Best Of Saint Etienne. The Social Little Portland St, W1 (020 7636 4992). Tube: Oxford Circus. 7pm, 20 SATANS COCK, GOOD WEATHER GIRL, SUZY ALMOND Experimental rock from the London- based five-piece. 12 Bar Club Denmark Place, WC2 (020 7240 2622). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 7.30pm, 6 SHABBY ROGUE The indie-folk outfit perform a benefit for a free Tibet. The Spice Of Life Moor St, W1 (020 7739 3025). Tube: Leicester Sq. 8pm, free SILVER ROCKET, SOUVARIS, SINCABEZA The London two-piece play alternative indie. Jamboree Cable St, E1 (07713 867 881). Tube: Limehouse. 8pm, 5, adv 4 STORMY MONDAY: FORTUNATE THREE Rhythmnblues ensemble. Bulls Head Lonsdale Rd, Barnes, SW13 (020 8876 5241). Rail: Barnes Bridge. 8.30pm, 8 THE SPIVS London-based punk trio. Pure Groove West Smithfield, EC1 (020 7778 9278). Tube/Rail: Farringdon. 7.30pm, free ZEMMY Pop singer-songwriter from Nigeria. The Source Below Lower John St, W1 (07956 818489). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 7.30pm, doors, 6, adv 5 Jazz & Blues DOMINIC ALLDIS The jazz vocalist performs with his backing band. Pizza Express Jazz Club Dean St, W1 (020 7437 9595). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 8.30pm, 15 PETER BORTHWICK The vocalist and his band play jazz and swing standards. Live! On The Park At Pizza On The Park Knightsbridge, SW1 (020 7235 5273). Tube: Hyde Park Corner. 8.30pm, 20 LILLIAN BOUTTE & DENNY ILETT The gospel jazz vocalist performs with the funk and blues guitarist. 606 Club Lots Rd, SW10 (020 7352 5953). Tube: Earls Court. 9pm, 8-10 MICHAEL JANISCH qUARTET The bassist and his band play jazz standards and original compositions. The Constitution St Pancras Way, NW1 (020 7387 4805). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. 9pm, 5 THE JIVE ACES Jazz and swing six-piece. 100 Club Oxford St, W1 (020 7636 0933). Tube: Oxford Circus. 7.30pm, 10, mems 9, NUS 7 OUTHOUSE RUHABI Traditional jazz mixed with the sound of a sabar drum. Ronnie Scotts Frith St, W1 (020 7439 0747). Tube: Leicester Sq. 11pm, 10 KENNY WHEELER The trumpeter and band play contemporary jazz originals. The Vortex Jazz Club, Dalston Culture House Gillett St, N16 (020 7254 4097). Tube/Rail: Highbury & Islington. 8.30pm, 15 CLubS Gay & Lesbian MONDAYS AT EAGLE LONDON The Eagle Boyz spin sexy club grooves. Kennington Lane SE11 (020 7793 0903). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. 9pm- 2am, 3, mems free POPCORN AT HEAVEN Commercial dance, house, pop and R&B, plus a cinema and chill-out room. Charing Cross Arches, Villiers St WC2 (020 7930 2020). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross. 10pm-6am, 8, 2 before midnight, w/band free before 1am House & Garage HAPPY MONDAY AT THIRST Chill-out anthems. Greek St W1 (020 7437 1977). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 5pm-3am, 3, NUS discount available HAPPY MONDAYS AT YATESS Resident DJ Darren Heath plays commercial classics. Leicester Sq WC2 (020 7839 7967). Tube: Leicester Sq phone for details MONDAYS AT STORM R&B, garage and club classics. Leicester Sq WC2 (020 7839 2633). Tube: Leicester Sq. 10pm-3am, free MONDAY AT BARCODE VAUXHALL House and electro. Goding St SE11 (020 7582 4180). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. phone for details MOODY MONDAY AT BAR SOHO Contemporary dance and funky house with resident DJs. Old Compton St W1 (020 7439 0439). Tube: Leicester Sq. phone for details Others CUBAN SALSA AT FIESTA HAVANA DJ Flecha plays Cuban beats, plus dance classes with Juan Carlos. Fulham RdSW6 (020 7381 5005). Tube: Fulham Broadway. 5pm-2am, 10 & 6 BITE AT PUNK Indie, rock, retro and pop night with electro, trashy pop, Motown and booty-shaking hip hop from Lydia (After Skool Klub), with support from Vice and Snap, Crackle & Pop DJs. Soho St W1 (020 7734 4004). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 10pm-3am, 5, 3 w/flyer/NUS, free before 10pm THE BLEACH WORKS AT BAR MUSIC HALL Electro, pop and dance, plus live music from The Bleach Works. Curtain RdEC2 (020 7613 5951). Tube/Rail: Old St. 8pm-midnight, free BOGAN BINGO AT WALKABOUT, SHEPHERDS BUSH Rock anthems, plus bingo and air guitar competitions. Shepherds Bush Green W12 (020 8740 4339). 7pm-11pm, phone for prices CHERRY POP AT LVPO The resident DJs supply pop. Dean St W1 (020 7434 3399). Tube: Leicester Sq. 9pm-3am, phone for prices CLASSIC ROCK NIGHT AT THE GAFF Classic rock courtesy of the residents. Holloway RdN7 (020 7607 1555). Tube: Holloway Rd. 8pm-late, phone for prices EXPLOSIVE AT ZOO BAR, ZOO BAR & MAIN BAR DJ Rugrat spins R&B, funky house, hip hop, party and club classics. Bear St WC2 (020 7839 4188). Tube: Leicester Sq. 10pm-3am, 10, gents/NUS 5 before 10.30pm, ladies 5, ladies free before 10.30pm FRESH AT 101 BAR Blues and easy listening. New Oxford St WC1 (020 7379 3112). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. Today 4pm-3am, free FUNKSTAR MONDAYZ AT THE EXIT BAR Soul, funk, jazz and disco. Brick Lane E1 (020 7377 2088). Tube/Rail: Liverpool St. 9pm-1am, free HARD CORE SALSA AT SALSA! DJ Mario plays mambo and salsa. Charing Cross RdWC2 (020 7379 3277). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 5.30pm-2am, 4, free before 9pm I LOVE MONDAYS AT MOONLIGHTING Commercial dance, pop, garage, R&B and 1970s and 1980s classics. Greek St W1 (020 7734 6308). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 10pm-3am, 5, w/flyer 3, NUS 1, casino or hotel staff/listing/mems/ NHS free I LUV LIVE UNCUT AT BAR RUMBA Hip hop, soul, indie and grime. Shaftesbury Avenue W1 (020 7287 2715). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 11.30pm-1am, 5 LOST AT PLASTIC PEOPLE Electronic dance music with Luke Slater. Curtain RdEC2 (020 7739 6471). Tube/Rail: Old St. 10.30pm-4am, 7 MAJOR MONDAYS AT KU BAR DJ P spins pop music. Lisle St WC2 (020 7437 4303). Tube: Leicester Sq. 10pm-3am, free MIXTAPE AT PROUD Indie electro night with Secret Cinema and Rescue Cat DJs. The Stables Market, Chalk Farm RdNW1 (020 7482 3867). Tube: Camden Town. 7.30pm-1.30am, 7, w/flyer6, adv 7 MONDAYS AT WALKABOUT DJ Dean Courtney spins old school dance and rock, pop and party classics. Shaftesbury Avenue W1 (020 7255 8630). 8pm-2am, phone for prices MONDAYS AT THE DUCK N DIVE BAR, ULU Rocknroll indie disco night. Malet St WC1 (020 7664 2000). Tube: Goodge St. 6pm-late, phone for prices MONDAY AT FREEDOM BAR Resident DJs spin house. Wardour St W1 (020 7437 3490). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 5pm-3am, phone for prices MONDAY AT THE FRIDGE Residents spin chart hits. Town Hall Parade SW2 (020 7326 5100). Tube/Rail: Brixton. 9pm-2am, phone for prices MONDAY AT SOUND R&B, hip hop and basment r. Leicester Sq WC2 (0870 863 1010). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 9pm-3am, 5 before 11pm, guestlist 3 before midnight ONE STOP FUNK SHOP AT REVOLUTION Resident DJs play funk, soul, 1980s hip hop and rare groove. Leadenhall St EC3 (020 7621 9955). 8pm-late, free REHAB AT THE ROXY DJs Val, Joe & Saral, Satoko and the Demonettes play indie, pop and rock. Rathbone Place W1 (020 7255 1098). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 10pm-3am, 5, NUS/w/flyer 3, 1 before 10.30pm SALSA CARIBE AT THE BUFFALO BAR Doctor Jim plays Afro-Cuban, salsa, timba and Latin jazz; the nights preceded by dance classes. Upper St N1 (020 7359 6191). Tube/Rail: Highbury And Islington. 9pm-2am, 4 SALSA WITH GERALDO & MAGDALEINA AT FIESTA HAVANA The residents supply salsa, plus dance classes. Fulham RdSW6 (020 7381 5005). Tube: Fulham Broadway. 8pm-late, intermediate, advanced, 4, free before 10pm SALSA CLASSES AT FUEGO Salsa beats, plus salsa classes. Basinghall St EC2 (020 7600 1633). Tube/Rail: Moorgate. 6.30pm-7.15pm, beginners & 7.30pm-8.30pm, improvers, 5 SALSA NIGHT SThe resident DJs provide salsa tracks. Blackhorse Lane E17 (020 8503 2523). Tube/Rail: Walthamstow Central. 9.30pm-11pm, 6 SKINT SCHOOL DISCO AT THE DEN & CENTRO DJs play R&B, hip hop, electro and house. West Central St WC1 (020 7240 1083). Tube: Holborn. 10pm-3am, 5 TOOL BOX AT MOTHER BAR Resident DJs spin rock, pop and psyche. Old St EC1 (0793 9587 625). 8pm-3am, free VODKA ISLAND AT TIGER TIGER, CLUB Funky electro, house and chart with residents. Haymarket SW1 (020 7930 1885). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. phone for times, 6, 5 before 10pm bugged Out! Presents Turbo THERES no fancy-dress theme to Matters Halloween night, but flamboyant electro DJ Tiga, right, who once turned up to a gig in a suit of armour, is sure to pull something out of his dressing-up box. 31 Oct, Matter, The 02, Peninsula Square SE10 (020 7549 6686, matterlondon. com), 10pm, 15 Tube: North Greenwich bOOKING NOW Fleetwood Mac YOU wont hear the words Hope you enjoy our new direction at these shows. Instead, Stevie Nicks, right, Lindsay Buckingham, John McVie and Mick Fleetwood promise faithful renditions of classics like The Chain and Go Your Own Way, from their partner-swapping glory years. 30-31 Oct & 6 Nov, Wembley Arena, Empire Way (0870 060 0870), 7pm, 45-75. 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