SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Monday, 12 October 2009 27 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.00 Angel. A novelist is drawn into a tangled love triangle. Drama, with Romola Garai. Eagle Eye. A pair of strangers find themselves on the run from the authorities when they each receive mysterious phone calls informing them their lives are in danger. Thriller, with Shia LaBeouf. Pineapple Express. A pot-smoking slacker witnesses a gangland murder and accidentally leaves a joint containing rare marijuana at the scene of the crime. Action comedy, starring Seth Rogen. 6.00 27 Dresses. With Katherine Heigl, James Marsden and Malin Akerman. Meet The Spartans. A fearless king defends his country against invaders, but finds himself short of warriors. With Sean Maguire and Carmen Electra. 9.40 Bulletproof. A cop joins forces with a small-time car thief to nail a drug baron who wants them both dead. With Adam Sandler and Damon Wayans. 11.15 Knocked Up. With Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl. 7.05 F/X2: The Deadly Art Of Illusion. A special-effects wizard helps the police catch a killer, but finds himself embroiled in a scandal. With Bryan Brown, Brian Dennehy and Rachel Ticotin. Knock Off. A fashion designer tries to stop terrorists getting their hands on microscopic bombs. With Jean-Claude Van Damme and Rob Schneider. 10.35 Sea Of Love. A streetwise cop succumbs to the charms of the chief suspect in a murder case. With Al Pacino and Ellen Barkin. 6.15 Shrek. Animated adventure, with the voices of Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy. The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor. A family of explorers battles an evil Chinese Emperor who has been resurrected. Action adventure sequel, with Brendan Fraser and Jet Li. The Librarian: Return To King Solomons Mines. A map of King Solomons ancient mines is stolen from Flynn Carsen. Adventure, with Noah Wyle. 11.45 Moondance Alexander 6.10 The Sixth Sense. With Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, Toni Collette and Olivia Williams. Elizabeth: The Golden Age. Elizabeth I wrestles with her feelings for Sir Walter Raleigh while facing war with Spain. With Cate Blanchett, Clive Owen, Geoffrey Rush and Samantha Morton. The Bone Collector. A quadriplegic former cop is saved from the brink of suicide by a rookie female officer needing his expertise to form a psychological profile of a killer. With Denzel Washington. 7.10 100 Feet. A woman who killed her abusive husband in self defence is released from prison and placed on house arrest. With Famke Janssen, Bobby Cannavale and Ed Westwick. Skinwalkers. A boy finds himself at the centre of a war between two rival factions of werewolves. With Rhona Mitra, Jason Behr and Elias Koteas. 10.35 Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street. A Victorian barber slaughters his clientele. With Johnny Depp. 6.00 The Golden Compass. Fantasy adventure, starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig. X-Men. Powerful mutants defend the human race from a superhuman terrorist faction. Adventure, with Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen and Anna Paquin. 9.50 The X Files: I Want To Believe. Mulder and Scully come out of hiding to search for several missing women. Sci-fi thriller sequel, with David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson. 11.40 Schindlers List 7.05 Charlie Wilsons War. A US congressman secretly provides military aid to rebels in Soviet- occupied Afghanistan. Fact-based political drama, with Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts. Gone In 60 Seconds. A veteran car thief is forced out of retirement to steal 50 top-of-the-range vehicles in exchange for his brothers life. Thriller, with Nicolas Cage and Angelina Jolie. Death Race. Sci-fi thriller, with Jason Statham, Joan Allen, Ian McShane and Tyrese Gibson. 5.50 The Naked Hills 7.15 Executive Action. A shadowy political consortium plot the assassination of President Kennedy. Thriller, starring Burt Lancaster and Robert Ryan. Point Blank. A gangster goes out for revenge against his unfaithful wife and double- crossing friend. Crime thriller, with Lee Marvin, John Vernon and Angie Dickinson. 10.50 Sweet Bird Of Youth. Drama, with Paul Newman, Geraldine Page, Shirley Knight and Ed Begley. 6.45 Unconditional Love. A woman attends her favourite singers funeral, and forms a friendship with the late stars gay lover. Comedy drama, with Kathy Bates and Dan Aykroyd. A Good Year. City trader Max Skinner inherits a French vineyard from his deceased uncle. Ridley Scotts comedy drama, starring Russell Crowe, Albert Finney, Abbie Cornish and Marion Cotillard. 11.15 Monsters Ball. Drama, with Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Berry. 6.05 The Apostle. Drama, directed by and starring Robert Duvall, with Farrah Fawcett, Miranda Richardson and Todd Allen. 8.20 The Fox And The Child. A girl befriends a wild fox, but her efforts to domesticate the animal have tragic results. Drama, with Bertille Nol-Bruneau. Days Of Glory. Four Algerian soldiers endure racism and contempt while serving in the French army. Second World War drama, starring Jamel Debbouze and Samy Naceri. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Jennifer Love hewitt, 7pm, Living Freema agyeman, 8pm, BBc3 Gordon ramsay, 9pm, itV2 raef Bjayou, 9pm, more4 david hasselhoff, 10pm, Living rowanatkinson,11.45pm,G.o.L.d. skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn Netbusters. Football League action. Live Football League. Tranmere Rovers v Stockport County (kick-off 7.45pm). This evenings match comes from Prenton Park, as the League One sides look to give their seasons a boost by collecting three points. Tranmere won this fixture 2-1 last term. Time Of Our Lives. The Newcastle United side of 1969. Presented by Jeff Stelling. Netbusters. Football League action. Soccer AM: The Best Bits. Highlights. 5.30 Masters Tennis. The Shanghai Masters. Live Speedway. Swindon Robins v Wolverhampton Wolves. Nigel Pearson and Kelvin Tatum present coverage of the second leg of the Elite League Grand Final, held at Abbey Stadium, where the Wolves hold a 54-38 advantage following the first leg. Masters Tennis. The Shanghai Masters. The second days play of the event at the Qizhong Forest Sports City Arena in Shanghai, China, featuring singles matches from the opening round. Womens Pool. Action from the US Open 9-Ball Championship in Oklahoma. Trilby Tour Golf. The amateur final. From London Golf Club in Kent, where the top players from the qualifying events competed for a prize package that included a lesson with David Leadbetter. WWE: Late Night -- Bottom Line. Jack Korpela presents highlights of the latest edition of Raw. WWE: Late Night -- Afterburn. Highlights of the latest bouts featuring the stars of Smackdown. NFL Gameday. A round-up of the latest American football news and results and a look ahead to forthcoming matches. Wild Spirits. Extreme sports action. Max Power. Motor sport magazine going behind the scenes at major events. Poker. The Bay 101 Shooting Star. Highlights of the World Poker Tour event from San Jos in California. Sportnation. Series dedicated to UK sport. Eurogoals: One To One 7.15 Cycling. Highlights of the 252km Paris- Tours one-day race. 8.15 Karting. The World Championship. Highlights of the prestigious event from Macau. 9.15 World Superbikes. Both races at the 13th and penultimate round of the season from Magny-Cours. FIFA Under-20s: Today In Egypt 10.45 MotoGP. The MotoGP Portuguese Grand Prix. Action from the 14th round of the season. Live NHL Ice Hockey. New York Islanders v Los Angeles Kings (face-off 7pm). Coverage of the inter-conference encounter at the Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum. Basketball: FIBA World Magazine Steven Gerrard: A Year In The Life. Documentary following the Liverpool footballer. The Ultimate Fighter. Fly-on-the-wall series following amateur martial arts experts. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Bart oversteps the mark. The Simpsons. Homer becomes a celebrity. Futurama. Hutch takes Fry to a cavern. The Simpsons. Homer is sent back to college. UK Border Force. Staff at a steakhouse in Londons West End are interrogated. UK Border Force. The UK Border Agency investigates sham weddings. Football Behind Bars. The experiment ends with a match against a team of footballing greats. Star Trek: Voyager. Investigating an explosion that wiped out all life on a desolate planet. Nothing To Declare. Officers find cocaine. Nothing To Declare. An elderly lady is fined. Moonlight. Mick realises the perpetrator must have known his target was a vampire. Chuck. Sarahs relationship with Chuck puts her job in jeopardy. Zachary Levi stars. Sexcetera. Examining aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the bizarre. Merlin. Gwen is kidnapped by a savage outlaw. 7.45 Merlin Secrets And Magic Bizarre ER. Narrated by Freema Agyeman. Clever V Stupid. With Matt Edmondson. Gavin And Stacey. The newlyweds argue. Lunch Monkeys. Darrel is surprised. EastEnders. Owen returns to the Square. Coming Of Age. Jas dumps Ollie. Family Guy. Meg feels embarrassed. 11.25 Family Guy 11.50 Clever V Stupid World News Today Cambridge Folk Festival 2009. Last in the series. The Twenties In Colour: The Wonderful World Of Albert Kahn. Life during the Twenties. Podfather. The story of silicon chip inventor Robert Noyce, who also founded Intel. Micro Men. The story of Clive Sinclair and Chris Currys battle to achieve home computer supremacy during the Eighties. 11.25 Storyville: Polanski -- Wanted And Desired Primeval. In a bid to escape a huge futuristic creature, Jack drives through an anomaly. Harry Hills TV Burp. Comic review. New Youve Been Framed! With Harry Hill. Hells Kitchen USA. Gordon Ramsay challenges the contestants to make a dish. Benidorm. Brandy plays a practical joke on Martin that exposes his gullible side. Katy Brands Big Ass Show. Sketch show. Coronation Street. Tyrone asks for advice. 6.50 Wycliffe. A murder victim is found buried with a cache of 100-year-old timber. 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot. The sleuth investigates a threat to national security. David Suchet stars. Live The Dream -- As Seen On Screen. Melissa Porter and Nick Barratt visit art deco homes. Taggart. A lecturer is stabbed to death during a knife demonstration. Alex Norton stars. The Bill. An eight-year-old is abducted from outside his school. Emma Cunniffe guest stars. 6.10 The Sweeney 7.10 Police Stop! Footage of criminals and ordinary people behaving badly, and high-speed pursuits. 8.15 The Scorpion King. A warlord plans to rid the desert of its tribes, prompting them to bring on board an assassin. Fantasy adventure, with Dwayne Johnson. Sanctuary. Part one of two. A con artist helps the team. Drama, starring Amanda Tapping. Serenity. Sci-fi adventure, with Nathan Fillion, Summer Glau and Chiwetel Ejiofor. Hollyoaks. Sheila tries to seduce Elliot. How I Met Your Mother. Ted and Robin argue. Friends. The gangs neighbour dies. Friends. Phoebe reveals she is married. One Tree Hill. Mouth and Millicent try to stay a couple as news of Peytons condition spreads. Being Erica. Erica learns to stand up for herself against an arrogant professor. Skins. Cook has a run-in with a notorious local gangster. Mackenzie Crook guest stars. Relocation, Relocation. A mother and daughter who bought a country pub with B&B rooms. More4 News. The days stories. The Daily Show Global Edition Celebrity Come Dine With Me. With Lynne Franks, Raef Bjayou and Michelle Gayle. Without A Trace. The team tries to find a missing paraplegic who was injured in a car accident. The Closer. Detective Sanchezs brother is murdered in a drive-by shooting. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda reveals her secret to Delia. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Extreme: Skinny Celebrities. Experts assess the obsessive dieting and exercise regimes of stars. Americas Next Top Model. With former contestant Toccara Jones. Meet The Hasselhoffs. Hayley has an accident, so David plans a party to celebrate her recovery. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A womans body is found underneath a prison bus. Last Of The Summer Wine. Compos son runs into trouble. 7.40 Last Of The Summer Wine. Howard is thrown into a panic. 8.20 Yes Minister. Hacker learns of an illegal arms deal. Only Fools And Horses. Rodney finds a girlfriend. 9.40 Only Fools And Horses. Del decorates the restaurant. 10.20 Fawlty Towers. A deaf woman exasperates Basil. Fawlty Towers. A psychiatrist checks in at the hotel. 11.45 Blackadder Goes Forth The Bill. Part one of two. Hollis needs to find somewhere else to live. Jeff Stewart stars. New Tricks. The inclusion of a letter in a late actors biography reopens an old case. Taggart. Jardine and Reid search for a link in a murder case, while Ross and Fraser realise a racing fraud may have wider implications than they first thought. Feature-length episode of the detective drama, starring James Macpherson and Blythe Duff. 11.40 55 Degrees North The King Of Queens. Kevin James stars. The King Of Queens. Dougs parents visit. Scrubs. Dr Cox finds he is still legally married. Scrubs. Dr Cox gives a speech to the interns. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. Chelsea becomes ill. 30 Rock. Liz meets Oprah Winfrey. The Office: An American Workplace Sex And The City. Carries date with Jack Berger nears. 11.35 Sex And The City NCIS. Gibbs is made acting director while Jenny is attending an overseas conference. NCIS. Gibbs tries to find out why the agents are being forced to take polygraph tests. Family Guy. Peter claims Chris is dying. American Dad! Steve eats Rogers cookies. Burn Notice. New series. Michael is asked to retrieve information from mercenaries. NCIS. The team begins its search for Zivas replacement. Mark Harmon stars. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Demonic hyenas terrorise the school by possessing the students. Bionic Woman. Jaime poses as a college student. Michelle Ryan stars. Rollerball. The all-American hero of a high-octane sport is shocked to discover corruption is rife in the game. Sci-fi remake, with Chris Klein and Jean Reno. 10.50 Dollhouse. Echo abandons an assignment. Eliza Dushku stars. 11.50 Buffy The Vampire Slayer Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman conduct an investigation into viral videos. How Do They Do It? Spacecraft. How Its Made. Leather watch straps. Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman investigate frightening kitchen-related stories. American Chopper. The Orange County Choppers team joins forces with Ducati. Destroyed In Seconds. An F1 boat takes off. Destroyed In Seconds. Train crash explosions. Megafish. Dr Zeb Hogans research into the worlds largest freshwater fish. Hooked: Monster Fishing. Fishing fanatics travel the world in search of fish with fangs. Air Crash Investigation. Reconstruction of a collision between two planes at 14,000 feet. Richard Hammonds Engineering Connections. The design of Hong Kong Airport. Outlaw Bikers. The rise of Mom Boucher and his mission to gain control of the narcotics trade. Cannibalism: Extreme Survival. Eating human flesh in a battle to survive. The Prime Minister Is Missing. Re-examining the disappearance of the Australian prime minister. First Across Australia. New series. The journey of the first man to travel across Australia. The Floating Brothel. The first ship to take an all-female cargo of prisoners to Australia. The Crusaders Lost Fort. The downfall of a 12th-century Crusader fortress. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel takes the team to Cardiff Castle, where they value antiques. A Very British Coup. A former steelworker from a family of communists is elected prime minister. Shipwreck Detectives. The Second World War veterans search for sunken flying boats. Tank Overhaul. Dave Arnold works on a 1945 Comet rescued from an army firing range. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel takes the team to Cardiff Castle, where they value antiques. Parking Wars. Impounding vehicles. Parking Wars. Handing out fines. Royal Inquest. The trial of Paul Burrell, who was arrested for stealing from Princess Dianas estate. Ultimate Tourist Scams. Tourists in Kashmir. Ultimate Tourist Scams. Tourists in Ecuador. Pretty Dangerous. The story of Cynthia Philips. Snapped: Women Who Kill. Monique Berkley. Women Behind Bars. Documentary series about the most notorious female prisoners. Dog Borstal. Robert Alleyne tries to control a spiteful Staffordshire bull terrier. Who Do You Think You Are? Moira Stuart investigates the slave trade. Coast. The team travels from the Solway Firth to Skye, as Nicholas Crane goes yachting. Britains Greatest Buildings. Dan Cruickshank visits Londons Tower Bridge. Traffic Cops. Following the Hampshire team. Traffic Cops. Narrated by Jamie Theakston. Journey Of Life. Steve Leonard explores the origins of life, beginning with the oceanic world. Hell On Earth. Kate Humble examines life for the Afar women in Ethiopias Danakil desert. Yellowstone. Series following wildlife inhabiting the famous American national park. Tribe. Bruce Parry travels to Mongolia, where he helps a migrating family move its livestock. Journey Of Life. 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