email your views to tellus@thisislondon.co.uk or log on to thisislondon.co.uk/chat MESSAGEBOARD 10 Monday, 12 October 2009 London Lite Friday 11:15pm Piccadilly line train. driver leaves without letting passengers out. realises after two minutes and races back. Hilarious! Tanya, UB6 WHy are those enormous umbrellas always carried by men? Trying to overcompensate for something else? Dee, SE9 JaNE (Txts, Fri): dont leave sex toys out to dissuade your nosy live- in mother-in-law. Mine chucked em in the bin and told us how disgusted she was. i felt like a child, and i dont know who was more embarrassed! Feelingblue, London do THE hadrons in the Large Hadron Collider have stunt doubles? Nigel, W4 absoLuTELy love the latest banksy work on Tottenham High road. More of the same please The bankster! Graficianado, N15 To THE gentleman who thanked my boyfriend for being a member of the armed Forces at Pinner, thank you for restoring our faith in the public! SLW, HA6 doEs anyone else agree that the main food critic on MasterChef looks just like Family Guy? MK, IG6 M (Txts, Thur): aNd still more misheard lyrics... My four-year-old daughter sings touch my bunny. Think she means Mariah Careys Touch My body... Gee, London M: My mate used to sing sooner or later, and continued to do so even after he found out sades song was actually called smooth operator. Chris, W14 M: CauGHT my friend singing save the whales instead of Enyas sail away, sail away... Jenna, SW18 My sisTEr asked for 20 Cents new single for my niece -- i laughed for ages! Jacky, IG6 To THE bloke at barking who cut off his mullet after seeing us laugh -- you looked so much better afterwards. Snippy, Essex HEy, royal Mail people, dont ruin Christmas! Time to embrace change and leave the seventies behind -- or well end up losing you too! Red, HA8 JEN (Txts, Fri): are you the last one wearing flip-flops in London? Hell no -- we wear them all year round, sister! Turtle, Ealing NiGEL (Txts, Fri): King Kong does become president -- its a banana republic! Frank, Milton Keynes aNy suggestions on how to tell someone on a bus not to take up part of your seat as well? Gu, NW6 THis not-too-clever man next to me on train really struggling with last few clues of crossword. Tell him the missing answers or let him struggle on? Smarty, London aTTENTioN men: please use tissues to clean your nose on Tube. okay?! Hannah, NW3 Is Obama Nobel Prizedeserved? SEEING Rihanna, pictured, in suspenders at Paris Fashion Week, I think they look great -- very, very sexy! Although Im not sure how itll turn out when the Saturday night mutton try to fit into them, stars like her and Lily Allen always look great in suspenders -- especially to us fellas! Harry, London WhAt was once underwear is now out for all to see. Suspenders should be for the bedroom. the only people who should wear them in public are strippers -- sorry, girls. Sander, Manor House tO ANYONE silly enough to have a go at suspenders I only have two words: Sally Bowles. Fans of the musical Cabaret know how deeply sexy suspenders can be. Lisa, Harrow i CaNT believe Jubilee line disruption will continue into next year. How many London underground workers does it take to change a light bulb? six? No, thats not a punch line but an accurate description, i fear. Paul H, London iM dELiGHTEd ralph Lauren was forced to apologise after digitally altering a photo of a model to look dangerously thin. it seems the tide is turning in our size zero culture. Milly, London Another thing Shouldcapitaldriverspaymore?WhatsyourtopYouTubeclip? Doyoulikethesuspenderstrend? Getitoff your txtYour mobile moans To be considered for publication, texts must be submitted with name and address or postcode. Please restrict messages to 25 WORDS. Thanks. >>Text TELLUS to 65800 followed by a space and your messageEach text costs 25p plus standard network charges >>Text LL TELLUS to 65400 Terms apply. See thisislondon.co.uk/lite S urely the award of the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Obama after just 10 months as uS president is premature. The Norwegian Nobel Committee could have waited until the end of his tenure, or at least until he helped achieve something concrete, for example, a working solution to the problem of Israel and Palestine. This decision smacks of politics. K Lynch, London ITS not Obamas fault, but he should do the decent thing and return the prize. It makes a mockery of the award and is an insult to people like Mother Teresa, who won in 1979 having worked for many years to help the children of Calcutta. Doug, London THe great shame is Barack Obama really may be a great force for world peace, but this prize will actually handi- cap him with premature expectation. Its a foolish, misconceived gesture by meddlers. Fredi, Golders Green THe committee has been astute in recognising Mr Obama as a symbol of peace. He has moved America to the negotiating table in the Middle east, on nuclear weap- o n s a n d with North Korea. He has a moun- tain to climb but I have faith in him. History will show this to be a bold, correct decision. Will, London OBAMA is the greatest force for good the world has seen in a long time. Now, for example, he is confronting head-on the challeng- ing problems of bringing a lasting settlement between Israel and the Palestinian people. His award is unexpected but fully deserved. Richard, London THe dead- l i n e f o r nomina- tions for the prize was 1 February -- only 12 days after Obama took office in the White House! Philomena, London HOW can a president at war in Afghanistan get a peace prize? Lepus, London Textpoll Q: Is it too early for Xmas shopping? OurlastresultAre power bill price rises justified? YES 10% NO 90%*Texts charged at 50p plus your standard network rate. 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