email your views to or log on to MESSAGEBOARD 10 Friday, 9 October 2009 London Lite Anyone else think that if you shaved Russell Brand youd have Katy Perry?! Big Tommy M, Burnt Oak M (Txts, Thur): MAte works in a record shop. elderly lady asks for the single Sealions on a shirt for her nephew during the last england World Cup campaign. Stu, N1 M: A MAteS mum thought Bee Gees More than a woman.... was actually Bald-headed Woman! Ailish N4 M: When my niece was little we caught her belting out Like a sandal in the wind -- classic elton track! Rex, DA8 M: My aunt used to think Billy ocean was telling everyone to go n get stuffed instead of the classic going gets tough. Brilliant. Vicky, Medway FAnCyinG the wife of tory leader does not mean i have sold out! think girlfriend is a bit harsh to threaten dumping me over it. The Doc, SE1 JuSt saw a Royal Mail van collide with a motorcycle courier on oxford Street. More bullying tactics perhaps? Chris, E8 MAte doing jury service wore a hung, drawn and quartered pub t-shirt today -- inappropriate? Rob, Beckenham JuSt left hampton station -- girl pulled emergency cord. turns out shed missed her stop and asked the guard whether we could go back -- unbelievable! John, London DoeS King Kong become President Kong if his island becomes a republic? Nigel, W4 WhAt is the 0.1 per cent germ that household sprays and bleach cant kill? Forget swine flu, im worried about this macho germ Simon, SG7 AnnoyeD (Txts, Thur): some strategically placed and suitably bizarre sex toys might stop your mother-in-law nosing around!! Jane, London AM i really the last one in London still wearing flip-flops? Refuse to believe summer is over! Jen, Crouch End MASSive thanks to Paul Littler for the impromptu rock concert on the northern line on Wednesday night. Made the ride home much more exciting! Jo, London toMMy (Txts, Wed): vinyl outdated? no way, vinyl sales are strong and its the best analogue media out there. Rich, London DoeS anyone else love it when the train whistle toots before pulling into Bank tube station? it always makes me smile! Red-shoe girl, London SoMeone please tell me which channel the Prisoner Cell Block h repeats are on. Queen Bee, London IsBruciewrong aboutDuBekes TVPakijoke? COMIC Russell Brand, pictured with pop star Katy Perry, seems a bit desperate. Hes already said he loves her and has run to Paris to see her. If I was her Id run a mile. J Wilcox, London KATY PERRY is great-looking with those blue eyes. What can she see in Russell Brand? He looks like a tramp! Laurence, Wapping ALL the best to them. Their relationship seems genuine. Neither needs the publicity, theyre both good-looking and mix in the same circles. Ron, Kensington RoBBie WiLLiAMS gets more like Jordan every day. he would tell any story to get in the news. With his career heading down the toilet its little wonder hes desperate to get back with take that. Andy, north London iM astonished Mayor Boris Johnson has agreed to allow the countrys biggest tower to be built in Canary Wharf. Another part of historical London has died. When will this tower block frenzy stop? Greg, London Another thing DoesObamadeserveNobelPrize?Doyoulikethesuspenderstrend? AreKatyandBrandagoodmatch? Getitoff your txtYour mobile moans To be considered for publication, texts must be submitted with name and address or postcode. Please restrict messages to 25 WORDS. Thanks. >>Text TELLUS to 65800 followed by a space and your messageeach text costs 25p plus standard network charges >>Text LL TELLUS to 65400 Terms apply. See W HILE I admire Bruce Forsyths longevity in showbiz, his comment that people need to get a sense of humour about Strictly dancer Anton Du Bekes Paki joke is indicative of his age. Its understandable maybe, but its also very out of touch with the modern world. We have moved on a great deal since the Fifties and most people are offended by the word Du Beke used. End of story. Richard, London BEING of Pakistani origin I am annoyed that in this day and age, a so-called gentleman only a few years older than myself would think it acceptable to joke that someone looked like a Paki. The reason he used the word just adds fuel to the fire, giving the impression that it is an insult to look Asian. Not one of my friends would in jest say, You coming to lunch, Paki? Rosie, south London LAILA ROUASS should be the judge of her dance partner Du Bekes comment, aimed at her after she had a spray tan. The actress clearly took it as a joke. Can w e m o ve on? I hope a l l t h i s wont affect their danc- ing. Anita, London JUST because Bruce Forsyth doesnt find it offensive doesnt mean other people (like myself) feel the same. If he thinks its a harmless joke why doesnt he walk up to a group of Asian lads and say it to them? I doubt too many would laugh. Chris, Finsbury Park SACK him. I like Bruce, but his deluded comments really arent welcome. WJenkins, London CAROL THATCHER was sacked instantly after she made a racist comment. It is inconsistent of the BBC to stand behind Du Beke. Katy W, Kensington Textpoll Q: Are power bill rises justified? OurlastresultWill you vote for Cameron? YES 39% NO 61%*Texts charged at 50p plus your standard network rate. Terms and conditions apply. See Text LL POLL YES or LL POLL NO followed by your first name and postcode to 65400or at Forsyth is Strictly not on... Behind the times: Bruce with BBC co-host Tess Daly your Lite? Dont miss a single edition! 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