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Information only applies to residential customers in UK, Channel Islands and Isle of Man. Further terms apply. [Calls cost 5p per minute (plus up to 8p connection fee) for BT customers. Calls from other providers may vary.] Correct at 18 August 2009. How much are you paying for broadband and calls? Flats all over the country are getting great value with Sky and so could you. Get up to 2Mb wireless broadband, free UK# evening and weekend calls and great Sky TV for just 18.50 a month when you join Sky. Choose quality TV thats right for you Pick 2 of our 6 Entertainment Packs to suit your tastes for 18.50 a month, and add more for just 1 extra each a month. This way, you get more of the type of programmes you love including shows exclusive to Sky. And youll get all the main Freeview and terrestrial channels too. Choose from: Variety Knowledge Style & Culture News & Events Music Childrens Change the way you watch TV for ever with a Sky box from 49RRP* when you join Sky TV. 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Annoyed, Watford F (Txts, Wed): love repeats of Cell Block h? Maybe you are a repeat offender... AK, Enfield iF a husband is under his wifes thumb, will he get squashed when she texts? Nigel, W4 thank you to Mike for letting me and my friend into the gig at koko on Monday after believing that i really had lost the tickets. Charlie, E9 M (Txts, Thur): More misheard lyrics. a mate thought Bon Jovi line woah-oh living on bread! instead of a prayer. rocknroll! Liz, SW4 M: My boyfriend thought that in id really love to See you tonight Barry Manilow was singing, im not talkin bout the linen! turns out its moving in... Anne, PE7 M: i thought lyrics to Destinys Childs song independent women went, the shoes on my feet, alf garnett. it is, unfortunately for alf, ive bought it. Reggy, London M: i thought Bohemian rhapsody was Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard. and mishearing lyrics is called a mondegreen. Cayti ME10. lonDonerS, your umbrella culture is amazing! i come from a rainy place myself, but always seem to get soaked even with umbrella. any advice or secret umbrella tricks? Danish Girl, E17 tiM (Txts, Wed): i know the dancing lollipop lady in wandsworth, always brightens up my cycle to work. Robin, SW19 ConkerSniFFa (Txts, Tues): cant resist conkers either. girlfriend thought id lost the plot when i picked one up to sniff. Stringer, London ConkerFeSt in aid of everyman Charity this Friday, midday-3pm, St James Church, Clerkenwell eC1. lets conker cancer! Mick, EC1 Megan ((Txts, Wed): my german shepherd loves eastenders and gets really moody when we watch him watching it. Justin, HP6 Megan: our dog indie loves anything with rabbits in. Shes gone headlong into the tV trying to chase one! Spotty Dog Lover, CR8 ProPerJoB (Txts, Wed): im convinced the announcer at Cannon Street station is the presenter off Mock the week! April W, Plumstead yoB leapt over gate at holland Park tube, sneering, what you gonna do, arrest me for jumping? Station assistant replied, no sir, im going to ignore you for being a f**kwit. the look on his face! Charlie, W14 Four years using the train and still i dont know what makes the strange undercarriage woooo sounds when passing Slade green depot! anyone found out? Nick, Kent Should we tax cheap alcohol? I LOVE the new Palm Pre, pictured -- its the technology of the future, charging up wirelessly by resting on a docking station. What could be cooler than that? I think soon wires will be as outdated as vinyl records are now. Tommy, Harlow ThE Palm Pre looks much cooler. The iPhone may have looked good when it came out but now it seems chunky and old. Times change and I wonder if the iPhone has had its day. Gary, W12 I dOnT know why anyone would buy a touch-screen device in the first place. Who wants to put mucky paws all over the screen? Michael, Streatham nataSha kaPlinSky says shes stunned to discover shes pregnant again. i dont mean to be silly, but perhaps the Five newsreader needs to get a little better acquainted with some basic biology if its really such a surprise for her. Leo, Chalk Farm CongratulationS to hilary Mantel -- for once the Booker Prize is well-deserved. her novel wolf hall is the most brilliant evocation of tudor times, and id recommend it to anyone Delphine, London Another thing IsBruciewrongaboutPakijoke?AreKatyandBrandagoodmatch? WillPalmPrebeaniPhonekiller? Getitoff your txtYour mobile moans To be considered for publication, texts must be submitted with name and address or postcode. Please restrict messages to 25 WORDS. Thanks. >>Text TELLUS to 65800 followed by a space and your messageeach text costs 25p plus standard network charges >>Text LL TELLUS to 65400 Terms apply. See F RANKLY I dont care whos in power but be it Labour, or the Conservatives with their new plan to tax cheap booze and crack down on late licences, its time some- thing was done. Every weekend and increasingly on weekday evenings, too, I see teens too young to vote sprawling around the streets. So much police and A&E hospital time is drink-related. Theres an epidemic and we need a cure fast. Helen, Fulham Off-LICENCES need to be hit, and hit hard. A lot of them are completely irre- sponsible and bear a huge chunk of the blame for the situation as it is at the moment. Take their profits and theyll think twice about their policies. James Baker, Kent WE NEED targeted missiles to fight the war to save society. This smart bomb tax on cheap booze is the way forward. Number Six, London WE hAvE to ask why people want to get paralytic. foreign visitors are shocked by the British level of drunkenness. Tinkering around the edge of the problem will do absolutely nothing, and if the 24- hour drinking fiasco is anything to go by, can make it even worse. Tanya Evans, N14 TAxINg beer is one thing but it wont stop people find- ing cheap alcohol. We used to feel the same about smoking until we were made aware of the social burden and health outcomes. Shock advertising tactics are required. Rosie H, Surrey WhY punish the majority for the irresponsible minority? Theres no reason law-abiding folk shouldnt enjoy themselves. Louis, London LETS not fix social problems that make people binge drink, just tax eve- ryone more and then we can give the government more cash for wars. great idea. Amir, London WERE already taxed to the max. Soon the government will put a price on the air we breathe. Marty G, Southwark Textpoll Q: Will you vote for Cameron? OurlastresultIs Beeb clean-up going too far? YES 42% NO 58%*Texts charged at 50p plus your standard network rate. Terms and conditions apply. 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