TELEVISION Filmchoice FILM RATINGS excellent very good good average poor KEY (R)repeat (S)subtitles on text service STEPHEN MARR BBC2 ITV1 Channel 4 Five London Lite Wednesday, 7 October 2009 25 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S). With June Whitfield and Ruth Rogers. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.55 London News And Weather (S). 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (S). A home transformation in Middlesex. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S). With Nelly Furtado and Andrew Marr. 3.59 London Weather (S). 4.00 Midsomer Murders (R,S). Part two of two. Troy coaches an actor. 5.00 Britains Best Dish (S). Ed Baines, Jilly Goolden and John Burton Race judge more dishes from the South West of England and Wales. 6.00 London Tonight (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News (S); Weather. 6.55 Party Conference Broadcast (S). By the Conservative Party. 7.00 Emmerdale (S). Despite the recent animosity between herself and Charity, Debbie is forced to choose between her parents, and is left devastated by the consequences of her decision. Meanwhile, Chas and Carl return from Italy to a hostile reception, and Laurel becomes increasingly wary of Sally overstaying her welcome at the vicarage. See Soap Box 8.00 The Pride Of Britain Awards 2009 (S). Carol Vorderman hosts the annual awards show from Grosvenor House, where stars including David Beckham, Michael Caine, Simon Cowell and Girls Aloud gather to celebrate brave individuals who have won awards for courage and heroism. Britains Got Talent winners Diversity open the show. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (S). 10.30 London News And Weather (S). 10.35 Cops With Cameras (R). 3/3. Following officers working across the UK as they carry out raids, round up suspects and continue the constant fight against crime. 11.35 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Action Stations (R,S). The work of fighter pilots and ground troops in Afghanistan. 12.30 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Emergency (R,S). Documentary following fire crews and paramedics; ITV News Headlines. 1.25 Loose Women (R). 2.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 3.05 The Lady in the Mask: Tonight (R). A woman injured in the Paddington rail crash confronts her fears. 3.30 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News (S). Jilly Goolden 5pm, Britains Best Dish 10.35 In The Night Garden (R,S). 11.10 The Flintstones (R,S). 11.35 The Flintstones (R,S). 12.00 Daily Politics Conference Special (S). 1.00 See Hear (S). 1.30 Working Lunch (S). The latest business news from the City. 2.00 Live Snooker: The Grand Prix (S). Rishi Persad is joined by Steve Davis and John Parrott for the start of the second round on day five at Kelvin Hall in Glasgow. 5.15 Flog It! Ten Of The Best (S). Paul Martin revisits the best fine arts finds of the antiques show. 5.55 Party Political Broadcast (S). By the Conservative Party. 6.00 Eggheads (S). Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing -- It Takes Two (S). Claudia Winkleman assesses how the celebrity contestants are shaping up for Saturday at the midweek point. 7.00 Live Snooker: The Grand Prix (S). Steve Davis and John Parrott join Hazel Irvine for coverage at Kelvin Hall in Glasgow, as the fifth day of the championship continues. Davis enjoyed a run to the quarter-finals last year, beating Adrian Gunnell 5-4 at this stage of proceedings, while Judd Trump claimed a 5-2 victory over Joe Perry on the same night to secure his place in the last eight. 8.15 MasterChef: The Professionals (S). 18/29. Gregg Wallace and Monica Galetti oversee proceedings as four chefs undergo a skills test of filleting a bream, and a test of cooking one of the fillets. The remaining three contestants move on to prepare two dishes from best end of lamb in just 50 minutes. 9.00 Dragons Den: On Tour (S). 5/5. The Dragons conclude their journey by visiting the creators of business propositions, including Clive Billing -- who surprised the investors when he rejected an offer. They also catch up with the entrepreneurs behind the Buggyboot, the Magic Whiteboard, Rapstrap, and motorsport enterprise British Racing. Last in the series. 10.00 All New Shooting Stars (R,S). Fifteenth anniversary edition of Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer and Matt Lucass comedy game show, first shown last Christmas. Team captains Jack Dee and Ulrika Jonsson are joined by guests Peter Jones, Kate Garraway, Dizzee Rascal and Christine Walkden. 10.30 Newsnight (S). Followed by Weather. 11.20 Today At Conference (S). Highlights of the Conservative Party conference in Manchester. 11.50 Happy Birthday OU: 40 Years Of The Open University (S). The history of the British institution. 12.50 Snooker: The Grand Prix (S). Second-round highlights at Kelvin Hall in Glasgow. 1.40 Snooker Extra (S). 3.40 BBC News (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone: Schools: Religious Education -- Belief File: Judaism. 5.00 Schools: Religious Education -- Belief File: Hinduism (S). Steve Davis 7pm, Live Snooker: The Grand Prix 11.00 Britains Deadliest Addictions (R,S); 3 Minute Wonder: Made In India. 11.30 The Family: Teen Stories (R,S). 12.00 News At Noon (S). 12.30 Glamour Puds (S). 1.00 In Your Dreams (R,S). With Gail Porter. 1.15 Its Me Or The Dog (S). An update on two out-of-control sheepdogs. 1.45 Film: In Old California (S) (1942). Western, starring John Wayne. 3.25 Countdown (S). Martin Lewis guests. 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (S). Game show, with Noel Edmonds. 5.00 The Paul OGrady Show (S). With Martin Clunes and Carol Vorderman. 6.00 The Simpsons (S). 16/21. Homer is committed to a mental institution by Marge. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Newt explains his schizophrenia to Rae, and the pair joke about Eli, while Jake returns to the village to find he is no longer welcome. 7.00 News (S). 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: 4 New Sensations 2009 (S). 3/4. Films from this years art competition. 8.00 Ruth Watsons Hotel Rescue (S). 2/6. Ruth Watson helps two American expats whose plans for transforming a Regency mansion near Newark into a luxury hotel and spa have gone wrong. With their finances out of control and six months behind schedule, the hospitality expert suggests getting the hotel finished to start generating much-needed income. 9.00 The Secret Millionaire (S). 4/6. IT mogul Dominic List goes undercover in Peckham, an area in London suffering from some of the highest crime levels in the UK, and hears first hand about the local problems, including gang culture and street crime. He meets some of the young people who are trying to provide alternatives for their peers in the neighbourhood. 10.00 True Blood (S,HD). 1/12. New series. American drama from Six Feet Under creator Alan Ball, set in a backwater Louisiana town where vampires live alongside normal humans, following the creation of a synthetic blood that quenches their thirst. Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer star. See Ben Felsenburg 11.20 Generation Kill (S,HD). 1/7. New series. Drama, following the movements of the battalion that led the 2003 American invasion of Iraq. See Ben Felsenburg 12.45 4Music: This Weeks 4Music Top 20. 4Musics pick of the latest hits. 2.40 Dogs Mercury (R,S). Film about a group of neighbours. 3.05 3 Minute Wonder: FourDocs (R,S). 3.10 Unreported World (R,S). 3.35 Dispatches: Who Took Your Pension? (R,S). 4.30 Reaper (R,S,HD). 5.10 Countdown (R,S). Word game. Dominic List 9pm, The Secret Millionaire 10.45 Trisha Goddard (R,S). 11.45 I Own Britains Best Home 2009 (R,S). 12.40 Five News (S). 12.50 Britains Bravest (R,S). 1.45 Neighbours (S). Dan discovers the cause of the Parkers accident. 2.15 Home And Away (S). Brendan has a 21st birthday party. 2.50 I Own Britains Best Home: Flying Visits (R,S). Highlights from the property show. 3.05 The Family Recipe (R,S). With Ken Hom. 3.10 Film: Jane Doe: Til Death Do Us Part (S) (2005). Thriller, starring Lea Thompson. 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky (S). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S). 6.00 Home And Away (R,S). Xavier grows increasingly jealous over Rubys relationship with Geoff. 6.30 Live From Studio Five (S). Ian Wright, Melinda Messenger and Kate Walsh host the magazine show featuring location reports, celebrity interviews and showbiz gossip. 7.30 Building The Ultimate (R,S). The history of rollercoasters, from the comparatively primitive switchback railways of the late 19th century to thrilling modern rides able to loop, corkscrew and twist passengers upside down. Followed by Five News Update. 8.00 World War One In Colour (R,S). Kenneth Branagh recounts the events of 1918, when Allied troops finally over-ran the Hindenburg line, setting in motion a chain of events which saw the Kaiser go into exile and paving the way for Germanys final surrender. Last in the series. Followed by Five News At 9. 9.00 Farmer Wants A Wife (S). 4/6. Louise Redknapp helps 44-year-old farmer David Sowray in his quest to find an independent-minded woman to share his rural life in North Yorkshire. Two candidates are shortlisted to give him a hand in his daily duties, including muck spreading, tractor driving and assisting in the delivery of piglets. 10.00 Sudden Impact (S) (1983). Dirty Harry is sent to investigate a killing in a small town when his superiors tire of his no-holds barred approach to law enforcement. The case takes an unexpected turn with the discovery that the killer is a woman seeking revenge on the men who gang-raped her and her sister. Thriller sequel, starring Clint Eastwood. See Film Choice 12.20 Poker (S). The Womens World Open III. Highlights from the Three Mills Studios in London, where the runners-up from the previous heats had a second chance to reach the final. 1.45 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming, featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. 3.00 Summer X Games. Highlights of the extreme sports festival. 3.55 Race And Rally UK. Highlights from around the country. 4.45 Motorsport Mundial. High-speed coverage. 5.10 Neighbours (R,S). 5.35 Home And Away (R,S). Brendan has a 21st birthday party. David Sowray 9pm, Farmer Wants A Wife The Matrix ITV2, 10pm (1999) YOU cant say Nigerian-born actor Hugo Weaving, above, has been typecast. He was Mitzi Del Bra in The Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert (1994), and elf Lord Elrond in the Lord Of The Rings series. He is also the voice of Megatron in the Transformers films. But here, he is Agent Smith -- a malevolent computer programme utterly disgusted by humans. Event Horizon ITV4, 12.05am (1997) SAM NEILL, above, stars in this powerful cocktail of religious evil and the confines of outer space. Writer Philip Eisner pitched it as The Shining in space but its more like a creepy mix of Alien (1979) and The Exorcist (1973). A rescue crew is sent out to meet a spaceship that disappeared into a black hole and has now re-emerged. But what has it brought back? Sudden Impact Five, 10pm (1983) INSPECTOR Harry Callahan returns for the third movie in the Dirty Harry series. This time Harry has to deal with a bunch of disgruntled Vietnam veterans. But, worse for Harry, he has to deal with a female partner. He neednt worry -- if shes anything like his other partners, she wont be around for long. Stars Clint Eastwood, above, and Tyne Daly. LeagueOfGentlemensApocalypse Film4, 11.15pm (2005) FANS of the League Of Gentlemen TV series were disappointed by this feature- length outing. But, while the characters are stretched a little bit, the storyline is still inventive and funny. Characters from the fictional town of Royston Vasey are forced to travel to the real world to confront their creators. Mark Gattiss, Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton, above, play multiple roles. index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html40.html41.html42.html43.html44.html45.html46.html47.html