BY REBECCA BOYCE Maze, Nobu, Hakkasan, Wild Honey and Scotts -- we cant wait to get on board. See londonrestaurantfestival GREEN GUNK HAVING said its not often we get so carried away by a beauty product we feel the need to shout about, its equally not that often that we despise a beauty product so much that we feel the need to rant about it. But this week we cannot believe there is a waiting list for Chanels new Jade nail polish. Selfridges says that more than 150 people are desperate for the bilious green polish that hits stores at the end of this week. Really? Now Chanel has done some fab polishes in the past -- we loved the recent blue/black shade -- but this is just vile. Anyone think there may be a case of the Emperors New Nails going on here? MOLLS THAT whole hanging off the arm of a gangster thing has apparently been overglamorised by the movie industry. But sadly the rather more distasteful truth is that its happening here in London. In fact the situation is so bad that the Met has launched a new campaign to warn girls not to hide guns for their boyfriends, brothers or mates. The number of women charged with firearms offences in London has increased six-fold in the past year -- 12 women have been charged since January, and most of them were teenagers. Girls, seriously, hes really not worth it. London Lite Monday, 5 October 2009 29 thestuff New this week MAGICAL GASTRONOMY TOURS THE London Restaurant Festival kicks off at the end of this week, with lots of food-related things going on. One we love the sound of isnt cheap, at 135 a head plus booking fee, but its very London. Start with a glass of champagne at the Met Bar, then hop on a Routemaster bus, accompanied by a well-known restaurant critic or chef. You are then treated to a starter, a main course and a dessert at three of Londons top restaurants. Choose from EVER since Carrie Bradshaw sparked the trend for kitsch name necklaces, they have been popping up all over the place. But if you would rather not reveal your name to the world, copy Estelle, right, with her Disney Couture Believe necklace. Its 14ct gold-plated and has a diamant star and Tinker Bell detail. 22, Disney Couture at jukupop. com Star style lite loathes Puff-sleeve top, 70, Full Circle Purple reign: Dress, 65, belt, 25, boots, 70, tights, 8, scarf, 16, and beret, 16, all Oasis Body massage oils, 7.50 each, tisserand. com Divine Cream, 62, LOccitane Glitter eye pencils, 5 each, Models Own at Asos Paint nail polishes, 6 each, Ciate at Hello Kitty eau de toilette, 29.95, Harrods Limited- edition 1920 lip balms, 3.95 each, Berkeley Square Cosmetics Company Patent clutch, 245, YSL at Selfridges Courts, 12, Matalan Resin bangles, 55, Stud bag, 25, Earrings, 70, Calico Juno Designs at Handbag, 39.50, Marks & Spencer Bow heels, 68, Office Gloves, 25, Southcombe at figleaves. com Pumps, 169, Pretty Balllerinas Hat, 39, Ted Baker Bra, 45, and knickers, 32, both Mimi Holliday at Heels, 109, Marc OPolo Bag, 360, D&G at One- shoulder dress, 250, Roksanda Ilincic at Whistles Shift dress, 365, D&G at coggles. com Coat, 60, Skirt, 65, Dress, 30, Oasis Boucl jacket, 45, Marisota Shift, 189, Boutique Collection at Jesir Dress,16, Dorothy Perkins Jacket, 199, Karen Millen Cap-sleeve dress, 165, Vivienne Westwood Anglomania at my- wardrobe. comZip-detail dress, 85, French Connection Tie-neck coat, 35, Matalan name necklaces, they have been Capital feast: Wild Honey is part of The London Restaurant Festival index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html40.html41.html42.html43.html44.html45.html46.html47.html48.html49.html50.html51.html52.html53.html54.html55.html