SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Friday, 2 October 2009 27 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 5.15 Wall Street. Drama, with Michael Douglas. 35MM. News from the world of film. Tropic Thunder. The cast of a Vietnam War movie is unknowingly caught up in a real-life conflict. Comedy, starring Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr and Steve Coogan. 9.50 Babylon AD. A mercenary is hired to protect a girl, unaware his charge holds the key to mankinds salvation. Sci-fi adventure, starring Vin Diesel and Michelle Yeoh. 11.35 Kill Switch. Action thriller. 6.20 The Golden Child. With Eddie Murphy, Charles Dance and Charlotte Lewis. Beverly Hills Cop. Fast-talking Detroit cop Axel Foley goes to Los Angeles to track down the killers of his best friend. With Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, Ronny Cox and John Ashton. Beverly Hills Cop II. The wisecracking cop returns to Los Angeles to investigate a spate of violent robberies. With Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, John Ashton, Ronny Cox and Brigitte Nielsen. 6.50 Three Kings. US soldiers face a dilemma after finding a fortune in bullion in the wake of the first Gulf War. With George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Ice Cube, Spike Jonze and Nora Dunn. Sudden Death. A former fireman battles to stop terrorists who have kidnapped the US vice president. With Jean-Claude Van Damme, Powers Boothe and Raymond J Barry. 10.55 The Kingdom. With Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Chris Cooper and Jason Bateman. 6.05 The Game Plan. Comedy, with Dwayne Johnson, Madison Pettis and Kyra Sedgwick. The Simpsons Movie. The town faces destruction after Homer attracts the wrath of the government. Featuring the voice of Dan Castellaneta. Son Of Rambow. A boy from a strict home and an unruly classmate become friends and decide to make their own action movie. Comedy, with Bill Milner and Will Poulter. 11.15 The Simpsons Movie. With the voice of Dan Castellaneta. 6.05 Footloose. With Kevin Bacon, Lori Singer, John Lithgow, Chris Penn and Dianne Wiest. 21. A brilliant but hard-up student agrees to be inducted into a card-counting scam to raise money for college. Kevin Spacey, Jim Sturgess, Kate Bosworth, Laurence Fishburne, Aaron Yoo and Liza Lapira star. 10.10 The Hunting Party. Three journalists stationed in Bosnia hatch a plan to capture a notorious war criminal. With Richard Gere, Terrence Howard and Jesse Eisenberg. 5.15 Beowulf 7.15 Galaxy Quest. Aliens mistake a cancelled sci-fi TV show for reality, and seek the stars aid in an intergalactic battle. With Tim Allen and Sigourney Weaver. Stardust. A hapless shop assistant living in Victorian England sets out to track down a fallen star and bring it back to the girl of his dreams. With Charlie Cox, Claire Danes, Michelle Pfeiffer and Robert De Niro. 11.10 Black Water. With Diana Glenn, Maeve Dermody and Andy Rodoreda. 6.00 27 Dresses. Romantic comedy, with Katherine Heigl and James Marsden. Knocked Up. Ambitious journalist Allisons one-night stand with directionless layabout Ben has unexpected consequences when she discovers she is pregnant. Romantic comedy, with Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl. 10.15 Superbad. Two teenagers scramble to get hold of some booze in order to get invited to a party. Comedy, starring Jonah Hill, Michael Cera and Bill Hader. 5.45 Butterfly On A Wheel. Thriller. 7.25 Lions For Lambs. Political drama focusing on the effects of the Wests war on terror. Directed by and starring Robert Redford, with Tom Cruise. Hellboy II: The Golden Army. The demon hero battles a renegade elf prince, who plans to reawaken an unstoppable robot army. Action fantasy sequel, with Ron Perlman, Selma Blair and Doug Jones. 11.05 Death Race. Sci-fi thriller, starring Jason Statham, Joan Allen and Ian McShane. 7.05 Hooper. An ageing stuntman risks everything on one last daredevil feat to prove himself to a young rival. Comedy, starring Burt Reynolds, Jan-Michael Vincent, Sally Field and Adam West. The Story Of Us. A couple find their happiness threatened by the things which initially attracted them to each other. Drama, starring Bruce Willis and Michelle Pfeiffer. 10.55 Running On Empty. Powerful drama, starring River Phoenix, Judd Hirsch and Christine Lahti. 6.50 That Thing You Do! A small-town beat combo become overnight sensations in the Sixties. Comedy drama, starring Tom Hanks, Tom Everett Scott, Liv Tyler and Johnathon Schaech. Equilibrium. A renegade lawman rebels against a futuristic society where emotion is controlled with drugs. Sci-fi adventure, starring Christian Bale, Emily Watson, Sean Bean and Taye Diggs. Renaissance. Animated drama, with the voices of Daniel Craig and Catherine McCormack. 6.40 Once. Two unexpected kindred spirits meet in Dublin. Romantic drama, starring Glen Hansard and Markta Irglov. 8.15 The Rocky Horror Picture Show. A young couple stranded by a storm take refuge in the eerie castle of a transvestite mad scientist. Cult musical, starring Tim Curry. Fargo. A pregnant cop stumbles across a strange kidnapping plot while investigating a series of murders. Thriller, starring Frances McDormand and William H Macy. 11.45 Shine A Light movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm ray Quinn, 8pm, sky1 eddie murphy, 8pm, Bio keanu reeves, 9pm, itV2 emma rigby, 9pm, e4 patricia arquette, 9pm, Living selmaBlair,9pm,skyscreen2/hd skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn 1.00 Live ICC Champions Trophy Cricket. All the action from the opening semi-final of the competition, held at SuperSport Park in Centurion, South Africa, featuring England against the Group A winners. Andrew Strausss men recorded victories over Sri Lanka and South Africa to reach this stage. Football League Weekend. A look ahead to the weekends fixtures in the Championship. Premier League Preview World Sport. Events across the globe. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world, with a special focus on the European and US Tours. Plus, interviews with players making the headlines. Live Prizefighter Boxing. The third heavyweight staging of the tournament, held at the ExCel Arena in London, featuring eight British fighters and seven bouts. The boxers each contest elimination fights over the course of three rounds, with the winners progressing to the semi-finals and final. Premier League Preview Live Super League. Leeds Rhinos v Catalans Dragons (kick-off 8pm). Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson introduce coverage of this evenings qualifying semi-final at Headingley, as the teams contest a place in the Grand Final. WWE: Late Night -- Smackdown. Jim Ross and Todd Grisham commentate on the latest fights from the Smackdown stable, which includes such superstars as The Undertaker and Jeff Hardy. Live Weber Cup Ten Pin Bowling. The opening days play at the Metrodome in Barnsley, where Europes top bowlers take on their American counterparts in ten pin bowlings answer to the Ryder Cup. The Americans have won this competition three years in succession. Ice Hockey. Highlights of the four-team Gardiner Cup at the Murrayfield Ice Rink in Edinburgh, a one-off competition celebrating Scotlands contribution to the sport. 5.25 Live Under-20s World Cup Football. A Group C match. 7.45 Under-20s World Cup Football. Highlights from the group stages. Live Under-20s World Cup Football. Coverage of one of the final matches in Group D, featuring either Uruguay v Ghana or Uzbekistan v England (kick-off 8.30pm). 10.30 FIFA Under- 20s: Today In Egypt 10.45 World Rally Championship 11.15 Freeride Spirit Show 11.30 Eurogoals Weekend 11.40 FIFA Under- 20s: Today In Egypt Goal! The latest round of Bundesliga fixtures. Live Bundesliga. Schalke 04 v Eintracht Frankfurt (kick-off 7.30pm). Coverage of the German top-flight league match at the Veltins-Arena. Total Italian Football. A Serie A game. The Ultimate Fighter. Fly-on-the-wall series following amateur martial arts experts. UFC Unleashed. Archival footage from the world championship for mixed martial arts. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Homer tackles a biker gang. Futurama. Leela enters a demolition derby. Grease: The School Musical. Ray Quinn stops by to offer advice to the youngsters. Jerry Maguire. An idealistic sports agent is shunned by his bosses and is forced to set up business on his own. Only two people are prepared to stand by him -- a charming but arrogant client and a lovelorn secretary. Comedy drama, starring Tom Cruise. 11.40 UK Border Force Star Trek: Voyager. Captain Janeway is taken hostage by Delta Quadrant beings. Restaurant In Our Living Room. Two couples turn their homes into restaurants. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. In the final episode of the sci-fi series, Sisko launches a concerted attack against the Dominion, while Gul Dukat and Kai Winn prepare to release the Pah-wraiths. Sexcetera. Examining aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright strange. Top Gear. The trio are challenged to find classic cars at auction for 3,000 each. Merlin. Arthur tries to enter a competition anonymously. 8.45 Merlin Secrets And Magic Tough Guy Or Chicken? The five men learn how to catch venomous snakes in Bangladesh. EastEnders. Libby prepares for Oxford. Dont Tell The Bride. A groom-to-be is given 12,000 to plan every detail of his nuptials. Family Guy 11.55 Family Guy World News Today Leeds International Piano Competition 2009. Performance by Frances David Kadouch. Transatlantic Sessions. Featuring Dan Tyminski. Madness At Glastonbury. A performance by the ska-pop group. Part of Madness night. Young Guns Go For It. The story of ska-pop band Madness. 10.40 The Liberty Of Norton Folgate. Madness perform their album at the Hackney Empire. 11.45 Spiral 6.15 The X Factor. Boot-camp special. The X Factor. In the second boot-camp special, the 50 remaining acts return to the stage to perform before the final 24 are selected. The Matrix. A computer hacker discovers the world around him is nothing more than a virtual reality fantasy created by a malevolent race of machines. Sci-fi thriller, starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss and Hugo Weaving. 11.45 What Katie Did Next 6.50 Wycliffe. Two widows lay rival claims to a corpse found washed up on the beach. Agatha Christies Poirot. A ghostly murderer strikes. Geraldine Alexander guest stars. Life. Crews is partnered with a high-achieving officer, but does not like the change. The Molly Maguires. An undercover detective infiltrates a secret society of miners in 1876 Pennsylvania. Fact-based drama, starring Sean Connery, Richard Harris and Samantha Eggar. Football Funnies: The Best Ever. A compendium of clangers from around the world. UEFA Europa League Football. Including highlights of Fulham v FC Basel at Craven Cottage. Ultimate Force. Red Troop are on standby following news that a senior member of al-Qaeda is in the UK. Military drama, starring Ross Kemp. Species. Scientists create a human-alien hybrid that grows to become a beautiful femme fatale. Thriller, starring Natasha Henstridge. Hollyoaks. Newt mugs an elderly woman. 7.35 How I Met Your Mother Friends. Comedy, guest starring Jill Goodacre. Friends. Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles guest. Hollyoaks Later. Hannah (Emma Rigby) returns to Kevs house with Jamie in a bid to save Rhys. Hollyoaks: The Good, The Bad And The Gorgeous. A celebration of the Chester-based soap. 11.05 Celebrity Wife Swap. Ron Atkinsons wife trades places with Tessa Sanderson. Relocation, Relocation. A couple search for a property in Lancashire as well as retail premises. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart The Fisher King. A radio DJ is plunged into depression after a listener embarks on a murderous rampage. He decides to kill himself -- only to be saved by a former historian who enlists his help to search for the Holy Grail. Drama, with Robin Williams. 11.45 The Worlds Biggest Penis Ghost Whisperer. Melinda tries to protect her pregnant friend from a dangerous spirit. Army Wives. Pamela has doubts about her decision to marry a soldier. Last in the series. Medium. Allison becomes convinced the end of the world is approaching. Patricia Arquette stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Warrick is shot dead in a secluded alleyway. Paul Guilfoyle stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Warrick testifies at a rape and murder hearing. Gary Dourdan stars. Last Of The Summer Wine. Foggy is rescued from the police. 7.40 Steptoe And Son. Harold invests in a heated waterbed. 8.20 Yes Minister. Satirical comedy, with Paul Eddington. Ruddy Hell! Its Harry And Paul. With Morwenna Banks. 9.40 Harry Enfield And Chums. Comedy sketch show. 10.20 Jonathan Creek. An eminent scientist is found impaled on a razor-sharp Samurai sword in his locked study. 11.40 Harry Enfield And Chums Dalziel & Pascoe. The detectives investigate when a mysterious stranger appears at the funeral of a wealthy woman claiming to be her son, and is later found murdered. Drama, with Warren Clarke. Taggart. An unpopular restaurant critic is found murdered and ceremonially mutilated in his kitchen, and a petty thief linked to the scene of the crime becomes prime suspect. 10.55 Murphys Law. Three-part series of the detective drama, starring James Nesbitt. The King Of Queens. Carrie has eye surgery. The King Of Queens. Kevin James stars. Scrubs. Elliot recalls a pelvic examination. Scrubs. Danni suggests moving in with JD. South Park. Kyle pays off everyones debts. South Park. Animated series for adults. South Park. Cartman and Jimmy invent a joke. South Park. An alien gangster pays a visit. South Park. The kids try out a new drug. The Sarah Silverman Program NCIS. A robot vehicle causes the death of a Navy lieutenant. Drama, starring Pauley Perrette. NCIS. A Marine intelligence officer is murdered. Naval crime drama, starring Mark Harmon. NCIS. The team heads to Israel following Tonys confrontation with Rivkin. Last in the series. True Blood. Jason is approached by anti-vampire church the Fellowship of the Sun. Last in the series. 11.10 Burn Notice. Michael tries to meet the man responsible for getting him fired. 6.10 Dragon Hunter. Fantasy adventure, starring Brad Johnson and Newell Alexander. Lost City Raiders. After the Earth is flooded, submarine crews explore underwater ruins in search of salvage. Sci-fi adventure, starring James Brolin and Ian Somerhalder. Street Fighter. A group of martial artists sets out to rescue hostages kidnapped by an insane dictator. Action adventure, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia and Kylie Minogue. Mythbusters. Testing the feasibility of makeshift weapons depicted in the TV series MacGyver. How Do They Do It? Creating denim. How Its Made. Kevlar canoes and escalators. World War Two In HD Colour. Mussolinis attempt to create a new Roman Empire. Home Front Britain With Jim Carter. A look at a film about the life of a wartime housewife. Destroyed In Seconds. A building collapses. Destroyed In Seconds. A tornado wreaks havoc. World War II: The Apocalypse. An insight into the conflict in Asia, Stalingrad and Egypt. Giant Crystal Cave. A look at some of the worlds largest natural crystals in Mexico. Air Crash Investigation. A landing at sea in 2005 that led to criminal charges against nine men. Air Crash Investigation. The explosion on board an American plane during the Vietnam War. Australias Hardest Prison. Documentary looking inside a maximum security institution. 6.00 Angels And Demons Decoded. The truth behind Dan Browns successful novel. SAS: The Originals. Conclusion. Tim Collins examines the history of the Special Air Service. The Lost Evidence. Examining the Pacific War battle at Luzon in the Phillipines. The World At War. The Luftwaffes bombing raids on Britains provincial cities. Laurence Olivier narrates. 11.05 The Last Days Of World War Two. A look at the food shortage in Europe. Antiques Roadshow. The team visits Hampton Court, where items include a rare coral bracelet. The Nazis: A Warning From History. Grassroots support for Goerings secret police, the Gestapo. The Last Days Of Tony Blair. The former Prime Ministers final three months in power. Fighting The Blue. First-hand accounts of what it was like to experience an air raid. Antiques Roadshow. A rare coral bracelet and a dress by Vivienne Westwood are valued. Hogan Knows Best. Nick wants to be a wrestler. Hogan Knows Best. Hulk goes to Hollywood. Eddie Murphy. The life of the former stand-up comic, who hit box-office gold with his role as Axel Foley in the action comedy film series Beverly Hills Cop. Jackie Chan. The story of the man born Chan Kwong-Sang, who suffered abuse as a child. Jet Li. The career of the star, who began his martial arts training at the age of eight. Traffic Cops. A Friday night in Portsmouth. Traffic Cops. Police catch a drink-driver. Sharks: Great Whites In Great Britain? Great white shark sightings off the British coast. Coast. The team travels from Dublin to Derry. On the way, they explore Bendhu House in Co Antrim. Traffic Cops. The truth about speed cameras. Traffic Cops. A new recruit loses his temper. Traffic Cops. A Friday night in Portsmouth. Traffic Cops. Police catch a drink-driver. The Blue Realm. Divers test the limits of shark and human interaction. Earth Shocks. Major impacts that have shaped the planet, and the possibility of future earthshocks. Explore. Examining the friction between Eastern and Western mentalities in Turkey. Joanna Lumley In The Land Of The Northern Lights. The actor visits Norway. Earth Shocks. 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