24 Friday, 2 October 2009 London Lite IN&OUTTONIGHT Mark the shows you love. See your own personal TV schedule. Share with your friends. Just text LL TV to 65400 Texts to 65400 are charged at standard rate. The service connects to the internet; data is charged at your operators standard rate. Free from London Lite BBC1 11AM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM TONIGHTSTV Gamble on lazy laughs of Vegas Benidorm ITV1, 9pm Friday Night With Streisand And Ross BBC1, 9pm BarBra StreiSand, right, has a new album to flog, and here she is giving her first British tV interview since the old king was on the throne, or thereabouts. Having conquered not only the Billboard charts and Broadway, but Hollywood too (she has the best actress Oscar to prove it), the Brooklyn-born star is the original diva. So Wossy better be careful not to overdo the flirting in between the anecdotes and live songs, or he may not come out alive. Peep Show Channel 4, 10pm LaSt week hit such heights of brilliance -- Marks yo- yoing from ecstasy to despair in the space of moments was a study in almost perfectly constructed farce -- that its no disgrace for tonights episode of Peep Show to be something of a relative comedown. By any normal comedy standards its still a bit of a corker. discovering elenas been viewing porn at her work, Jezs love- induced stupor knows no bounds: i dont want to tempt fate, but i think from now on everythings going to be great forever. Happiness even beckons for Mark, with the prospect of a job he might actually enjoy. Crikey. U s Brits have a long, p r o u d h i s t o r y o f laughing at how we behave on holiday. think of Donald McGills f a mou s ly f i l t hy s e a s ide postcards and a good few of the Carry On films. Perhaps its something to do with the awkward way we strip off to expose our pasty bodies in the sun -- a natural meeting point for British hang-ups about sex and our obsession with the weather. Now Benidorm returns to continue that tradition. Yes, its spanish resort location is popu- lated by a gallery of stereotypes so hoary they could be on exhi- bition at the V&A: gay couple camp as a Judy Garland conven- tion, swarthy Latin lothario andHes got bottle: The Oracle (Johnny Vegas) at a poolside bar Coronation Street ITV1, 7.30pm/8.30pm itS all getting too much for Fiz (Jennie Mcalpine, right) after the wedding, especially thanks to the Webster family. Perhaps its time for her to move on. Meanwhile, Jesses over-attentiveness to Julie draws the attention of eileen -- with some unfortunate results. throwback. to them i say doh! doh! and double-doh! for good measure. What did you expect at prime time on a Friday night -- Bertolt Brecht? But set your expectations to lazily undemanding and youll enjoy a likeable bunch spouting double entendres with enter- taining regularity. the prize star is Johnny Vegas as trivia champion the Oracle, and though hes meagrely rationed this evening his scenes alone are worth tuning in for. Most of the other regular faces are back; the plot, for what its worth, turns on wiz- ened entrepreneur Mels new mobility scooter shop. the big change is the new hour-long slot, double the healthy run- ning time for any sitcom. still, in its own dumb, tacky but busily choreographed way, the script is just about strong enough to see things through. 11.00 Cowboy trap (S). 11.45 Cash in the attic (r,S); BBC news; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S). 1.00 BBC news; Weather (S). 1.30 regional news and Weather (S). 1.45 doctors (S). a broken man is helped to let go of his past. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (r,S). a television reporter disappears. 3.00 BBC news; Weather; regional news (S). 3.05 Mister Maker (r,S). 3.25 Bear Behaving Badly (r,S); Bernard. 3.50 OOglies (r,S). 4.05 Wait For it! (S). 4.35 Hotel trubble (r,S). 5.00 newsround (S). 5.15 Weakest Link (r,S). General knowledge quiz. 6.00 BBC News (S); Weather. 6.30 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 7.00 The One Show (S). Live topical show in which correspondents uncover the UKs most fascinating stories. Presented by adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley. Followed by BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 EastEnders (S). Lucas tries to cover his tracks as trina is buried, and there are dramatic scenes as Stacey gatecrashes the funeral. 8.30 A Question Of Sport (S). 1/36. new series. With england cricketer Graeme Swann, Wales rugby international Jamie roberts and respective heptathlon and swimming world champions Jessica ennis and Keri-anne Payne. 9.00 Friday Night With Streisand And Ross (S,Hd). 5/15. a special edition of the show in which superstar Barbra Streisand joins Jonathan ross to discuss her career. a double Oscar-winner, she has also achieved success as a stage performer, screenwriter, film director and Hollywood producer. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 BBC News (S). 10.25 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 The National Lottery EuroMillions Draw (S). 10.40 Mobo Awards 2009 (S). reggie Yates presents highlights of the best of the urban music award ceremony from Glasgow, with performances by JLS, diversity, Chipmunk and Jermaine Jackson. 12.10 Film: Out Cold (S) (2001). Four snowboarders take on an entrepreneur determined to turn their favourite mountain into a posh ski resort. Comedy, starring Jason London and Lee Majors ; Weatherview. 1.40 Sign Zone: MasterChef: the Professionals (r,S). 2.25 Sign Zone: Home time (r,S). 2.55 Sign Zone: the Hairy Bikers Food tour Of Britain (r,S). 3.40 BBC news (S). 5.00 Formula 1: the Japanese Grand Prix -- Qualifying (S). Jake Humphrey is joined by david Coulthard and eddie Jordan for todays session at Suzuka. Reggie Yates 10.40pm, Mobo Awards 2009 PREVIEW BEN FELSENBURG -- natch -- the mother- in-law from hell. Yet these stock char- acters are lovingly rendered, and this is an amiably pleasing sit- com. Benidorm does have its critics, espe- cially the remote con- trol snobs who can barely bring themselves to switch to itV and condemn it as a base A little less conversation, a little more action www.quickflirt.com index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html40.html41.html42.html43.html44.html45.html46.html47.html