28 Thursday, 1 October 2009 London Lite IN&OUTTONIGHT Mark the shows you love. See your own personal TV schedule. Share with your friends. Just text LL TV to 65400 Texts to 65400 are charged at standard rate. The service connects to the internet; data is charged at your operators standard rate. Free from London Lite BBC1 11AM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM TONIGHTSTV Borissquaresup to Peg at the Vic EastEnders BBC1, 7.30pm Never Mind The Buzzcocks BBC2, 9.30pm The riotously entertaining pop quiz panel show is back with good news and bad news. Comedy demi-god Simon Amstell is no longer in residence as host, and his effortless wit will be much missed. But taking the lead from have I Got News For You, Buzzcocks will now have a series of star guest hosts, starting with James Corden, right, tonight. And theres further compensation with the arrival of Noel Fielding as a new team captain. CSI Crime Investigation/Without A Trace Channel 4, 10pm/11pm The crimefighters of CSI and Without A Trace come together in a double-header crossing over between the two shows. First CSIs Grissom discovers the murder of a youngster in Las Vegas may connect to a boys disappearance from New York years back. But after teaming up with FBI agent Malone the case turns into an epic hunt for a serial killer. Its fascinating and surreal to see the two fictional universes collide. Now, what price The Wire teaming up with The Bill? A dmittedly there may not be much competition among the grey men a n d w o m e n o f Westminster and City Hall, but politics could hardly offer a better real-life soap star than Boris Johnson. Our mayor not only has the kind of colourful persona that would stand out even among the larger-than-life characters of Albert Square, but also the all-important blondeness com- mon to the very greatest soap icons, from Coronation Streets Bet lynch to eastenders Peggy mitchell. R i g h t l y, i t s B a r b a r a Windsors character whos poised to face off against BoJo in tonights episode. if ever i clap eyes on that mr JohnsonBlonde on blonde: Barbara Windsor with Boris at the Vic Emmerdale ITV1, 7pm/8pm DeBBIe is determined to make it to Michaels wedding -- she still believes that she can talk him out of going through with it, even at this late stage. Meanwhile, Leyla (Rokhsaneh Ghawam-Shahidi, right) concocts a characteristic plan to get the money back to return to Nathan -- but her scheme stumbles on a broken heel. lengthy cameo, but he only has to ask for a pint of bitter at the bar to demonstrate that there may well be bunnies caught in headlights on the m25 with more acting ability. Critics will be quick to leap on Boriss bumbling act, but his fans will find such lack of guile simply endearing. either way, this is a quintessential london moment. Otherwise, eastenders is currently in a particularly rich vein of form, with several stories simultaneously threat- ening to come to the boil: Staceys mental meltdown, Syed and Christians torrid secret affair, and, most dra- matically tonight, lucas, jumpy as a box of grasshoppers in the wake of trinas death and on the verge of being caught out by all his lies. i dont think hed ever make it in the world of politics. 11.00 Cowboy Trap (S). 11.45 Cash In The Attic (R,S); BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain hunt (S). A visit to the Jaguar Antiques Fair at Derby University. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S). 1.30 Regional News And Weather (S). 1.45 Doctors (S). Billys long-lost brother appears. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,S). Tom Selleck guest stars. 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News (S). 3.05 Mister Maker (R,S). 3.25 Bear Behaving Badly (R,S); Bernard. 3.50 OOglies (R,S). 4.05 Raven (S). 4.35 SMart (S). 5.00 Newsround (S). 5.15 Weakest Link (R,S). 6.00 BBC News (S); Weather. 6.30 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 7.00 The One Show (S). Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present the live show. 7.30 EastEnders (S). Lucas allays Jordans fears about Trinas bracelet, only for Chelsea to stumble across it. Meanwhile, Syed juggles his love life, and a surprise customer (Boris Johnson) turns up at the Vic. See Ben Felsenburg Followed by BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 Watchdog (S). 4/9. Anne Robinson, Matt Allwright and Anita Rani hold more companies to account and try to make sure people get what they bargained for. Among this weeks stories and investigations, Matt exposes poor workmanship and suspect dealings at one of the countrys leading car repair chains. 9.00 The Secret Life Of Twins (S). 2/2. Chris and Xand van Tulleken travel to two mass twin gatherings in Ohio and London to conclude their investigation into whether the environment may modify genes. They meet three different sets of identical twins to explore why some chance life events might switch on or off the genetic predispositions that people are born with. 10.00 BBC News (S). 10.25 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 Question Time (S). 2/36. David Dimbleby chairs a topical debate in Brighton, location of the Labour Party conference, where the guests are Theresa May, David Starkey, Charles Kennedy, Dambisa Moyo and Ben Bradshaw. 11.35 This Week (S). Andrew Neil is joined by MP Diane Abbott and former MP Michael Portillo to discuss political developments from the past seven days. Followed by Holiday Weatherview. 12.25 Sign Zone: Panorama (R,S). The prospect of future public spending cuts. 12.55 Sign Zone: Design For Life (R,S). The students perform as clowns. 1.55 Sign Zone: Countryfile (R,S). 2.55 Sign Zone: The hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (R,S). 3.35 BBC News (S). Anne Robinson 8pm, Watchdog PREVIEW BEN FELSENBURG ill give him a piece of my mind, yaps Peggy in full-on angry terrier mode complaining about all that rubbish out there. And indeed, rubbish is what we get, as Boris stops off at the Vic with a bike puncture to deliver one of the all- time great bad perform- ances. this isnt a index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html40.html41.html42.html43.html44.html45.html46.html47.html