SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Wednesday, 30 September 2009 33 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.00 Home Of The Brave. Iraq war drama, starring Samuel L Jackson and Jessica Biel. Babylon AD. A mercenary is hired to protect a girl, unaware his charge holds the key to mankinds salvation. Sci-fi adventure, starring Vin Diesel and Michelle Yeoh. 9.45 Tropic Thunder. The cast of a Vietnam War movie is unknowingly caught up in a real-life conflict. Comedy, directed by and starring Ben Stiller, with Jack Black and Steve Coogan. 11.45 Kill Switch 6.00 Metro. With Eddie Murphy, Michael Rapaport, Michael Wincott and Carmen Ejogo. Bowfinger. A Hollywood producer splices secretly filmed footage of a star into his latest low-budget movie. With Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy and Heather Graham. 9.45 Beverly Hills Cop III. Maverick cop Axel Foleys investigation into a colleagues murder leads him to a theme park. With Eddie Murphy and Judge Reinhold. 11.35 Eddie Murphy: Raw 5.40 Die Hard 2. With Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia, William Sadler and Franco Nero. Gone In 60 Seconds. A veteran car thief is forced out of retirement to steal 50 top-of-the-range vehicles in exchange for his brothers life. With Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie and Giovanni Ribisi. Chaos. A veteran cop and his inexperienced new partner take on the mysterious criminal behind a series of hi-tech heists. Jason Statham, Ryan Phillippe, Wesley Snipes and Henry Czerny star. 6.15 Jurassic Park III. Sci-fi adventure sequel, with Sam Neill, William H Macy and Tea Leoni. The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian. The four Pevensie children help the rightful king of Narnia to overthrow his cruel uncle and reclaim the throne. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Ben Barnes, William Moseley and Peter Dinklage. The Iron Giant. A robot falls out of the sky, landing near a town where he befriends a small boy. Animated adventure, with the voice of Vin Diesel. 5.20 The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford. Western, with Brad Pitt. Rules Of Engagement. An embittered lawyer reluctantly defends a former Vietnam comrade-in-arms accused of firing on civilians. Tommy Lee Jones, Samuel L Jackson, Guy Pearce and Ben Kingsley star. 10.10 The Brave One. A radio talk-show host takes the law into her own hands to avenge her fiancs murder. Vigilante thriller, starring Jodie Foster and Terrence Howard. 5.10 Meteor 7.05 I Am Legend. A scientist becomes the last survivor of a virus that turns humans into vampire-like creatures. With Will Smith, Alice Braga and Charlie Tahan. Cloverfield. A monster attack on New York is seen from the perspective of people on a rescue mission. With Michael Stahl-David and Lizzy Caplan. Doomsday. Highly trained soldiers are sent into the ruins of Scotland to find the cure to a lethal virus. With Rhona Mitra and Bob Hoskins. 6.00 The Game Plan. Family comedy, with Dwayne Johnson and Madison Pettis. Pretty Woman. A ruthless millionaire businessman hires a prostitute as an escort for a week, but ends up falling in love with her. Romantic comedy, starring Julia Roberts, Richard Gere and Ralph Bellamy. 10.05 What Happens In Vegas. Two strangers wake up after a drunken night in Las Vegas to find they are married. Comedy, starring Cameron Diaz. 11.50 The Heartbreak Kid 5.10 The Invasion 7.10 Red Sonja. A female warrior battles to save the world and avenge her familys murder. Fantasy adventure, starring Brigitte Nielsen and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Shooter. A former marine fights to clear his name after becoming embroiled in a government conspiracy. Action thriller, starring Mark Wahlberg, Michael Pea, Danny Glover, Kate Mara and Elias Koteas. 11.10 The Happening. Horror, starring Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel. 6.40 A Day At The Races. The Marx Brothers cause madness and mayhem while trying to help a bankrupt girl who owns a racehorse and a sanatorium. Comedy, also starring Allan Jones. Manhunter. A former FBI agent is coaxed out of retirement to track down a serial killer behind the slaughter of entire families. Thriller, starring William Petersen, Dennis Farina, Tom Noonan, Brian Cox and Joan Allen. 11.20 The Swarm. Disaster drama, with Michael Caine. 6.50 Save The Last Dance. A troubled teenager in mourning for her mother finds her grief relieved through dance. Romantic drama, starring Julia Stiles, Sean Patrick Thomas and Kerry Washington. I, Robot. A detective is convinced a robot is a killer, even though it is programmed to never harm humans. Sci-fi thriller, loosely based on the short stories by Isaac Asimov, with Will Smith and Bridget Moynahan. 11.10 Lolita. Drama, starring Jeremy Irons and Dominique Swain. 5.50 Youth Without Youth. Drama, starring Tim Roth, Alexandra Maria Lara and Bruno Ganz. Barton Fink. A pretentious Forties New York playwright sells out to pen a wrestling movie -- but writers block soon takes its toll. Drama, starring John Turturro, John Goodman and Judy Davis. Rescue Dawn. A fighter pilot is shot down over the front line during the Vietnam war and endures a harrowing incarceration in a prisoner of war camp. Drama, with Christian Bale and Steve Zahn. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm John simm, 7pm, BBc3 courteney cox, 8pm, e4 cliff richard, 8pm, Bio tarareid,8.30pm,comedycentral reggie yates, 9pm, BBc3 holly hunter, 11.05pm, more4 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn 5.00 Live ICC Champions Trophy Cricket. India v West Indies. The final game before the semi-finals is this Group A encounter from the New Wanderers Stadium in Johannesburg, South Africa. The Windies lost to Pakistan and India in their opening fixtures and will be heading home after this game. Youre On Sky Sports! Football comment on the latest issues to arise from the weeks action, assessing the impact of the latest results. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. 5.00 Live UEFA Champions League Live UEFA Champions League. Apoel Nicosia v Chelsea (kick-off 7.45pm). The GSP Stadium in Cyprus hosts its first match at this stage of Europes elite competition tonight, as Nicosia face the Blues in this Group D game. UEFA Champions League Goals. All the strikes from tonights matchday two fixtures. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. European Tour Weekly. The latest news. Total Rugby. Recent rugby union matches. Boots n All. Super League review, with Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson. Watersports World. Highlights of aquatic activities, featuring water skiing and sailing. Cage Fighting. Action from the latest Ultimate Challenge Mayhem event at the Troxy in London, where bouts included Markus Hip v Neil Grove. Transworld Sport. Action and features. Great Run Series. The Great North Run. Live UEFA Champions League. Real Madrid v Marseille (kick-off 7.45pm). This evenings match comes from the Bernabeu, where the Spaniards face the French outfit in Group C. Including interactive coverage of five of tonights other fixtures. Boots n All. Super League review, with Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson. Ocean Adventures. The latest surfing events. European Tour Weekly. The latest news. 5.25 Live Under-20s World Cup Football 7.40 Olympic Magazine 8.20 Wednesday Selection 8.25 Riders Club Golf 8.40 US Tour Golf. The Tour Championship. Highlights of the event in Atlanta, Georgia. 9.40 European Tour Golf 10.10 Golf Club 10.15 Sailing. From Switzerland. 10.40 Yacht Club 10.55 FIFA Under- 20s: Today in Egypt 11.05 Eurosport for the Planet World Superbikes Serie A Weekly Round- Up. Highlights. ICC Cricket World. Magazine show. Basketball: FIBA World Magazine French Rugby. Action from the Top 14. PortuGol. Highlights from the Super Liga. Russian Premier League Football Premier League Football. Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea. All the action from the 2007/08 English top-flight fixture at White Hart Lane. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discovery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itv2 itv3 itv4 e4 more4 Living g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Marge hits her head. Futurama. Animated sci-fi capers. Project Runway. The contestants are challenged to create an outfit with a surf-wear look. Martina Coles The Take. Aspiring gangster Freddie Jackson vows to make a name for himself. Martina Coles The Take. The drama moves on three years to 1988. Shaun Evans stars. Law And Order. A teenagers death at a high-school party leads to game-playing. Star Trek: Voyager. Chakotay and Seven are stranded among a primitive people. Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance. Uniformed officers discover an abandoned cannabis factory. Criminal Minds. With Garcia fighting for life, her colleagues hunt for the man who shot her. Criminal Minds. Morgan is accused of being a serial killer. Drama, starring Shemar Moore. Sexcetera. Examining aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Doctor Who. John Simm and McFly guest star. 7.50 The Real Hustle Las Vegas Dont Tell The Bride. A groom-to-be is given 12,000 to plan every detail of his nuptials. Mobo Awards 2009. Reggie Yates presents coverage of the urban music award ceremony from Glasgow, featuring performances by artists including JLS, Diversity and Jermaine Jackson. Family Guy. Peter has a health scare. 11.25 Family Guy 11.50 How Not To Live Your Life World News Today The British Way Of Death. Fashions in funeral ceremonies. 8.10 Seeing Salvation. Different representations of the Crucifixion. The Art Of Dying. Dan Cruickshank explores the relationship between art and death. Mark Lawson Talks To Richard Wilson. The actor talks about his life and work. Dan Cruickshanks Adventures In Architecture. Structures linked by the theme of death. 6.35 Jurassic Park. A tycoon creates genetically engineered dinosaurs, which escape and go on the rampage. Action adventure, starring Sam Neill, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum. Trinity. When Ross displays worryingly violent tendencies, he risks expulsion. The Break-Up. A thirtysomething couples relationship comes to an end -- but neither is willing to give up their home. Comedy drama, starring Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau. 6.55 Wycliffe. The detective investigates a suspected kidnapping. Jack Shepherd stars. Monarch Of The Glen. Mollys new business threatens her relationship with Andrew. Numb3rs. The agents are called to an armed robbery at a parcel dispatch warehouse. Life. Crews is partnered with a high-achieving officer, but does not like the change. Immortal Beloved. Beethoven biopic, starring Gary Oldman and Jeroen Krabb. UEFA Champions League. A look ahead. Police, Camera, Action! CCTV cameras. The Sweeney. The team investigates a multi-million-pound scam. John Thaw stars. Cops With Cameras. Following officers in the UK as they carry out raids and round up suspects. The Gauntlet. A cop protects a prostitute from corrupt officials out to stop her testifying in a Mob trial. Action adventure, with Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Bill McKinney and Pat Hingle. Hollyoaks. Ravi is refused a job at the Dog. How I Met Your Mother. Cobie Smulders stars. Friends. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox. Friends. The women spy on a neighbour. Hollyoaks Later. Hannah finds Imogen about to sleep with a stranger for drugs. Guess Who. An African-American father is far from impressed by his daughters white fianc and tries to split them up. Comedy, starring Bernie Mac, Ashton Kutcher and Zoe Saldana. Relocation, Relocation. A couple move from Brighton to the French countryside. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Time Team. Tony Robinson travels to Cheshire in search of a long-lost Cistercian abbey. Snowdon And Margaret: Inside A Royal Marriage. Revisionist take on the couples relationship. 11.05 Saving Grace. An undercover reporter is killed. Drama, starring Holly Hunter. Ghost Whisperer. A spirit transports Melinda into an exotic jungle. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Four Weddings. Featuring plans for a fairytale wedding and a less traditional affair. Dating In The Dark. Six single men and women try to find love in a pitch black dating room. CSI: Miami. A couple from a wealthy area are murdered. Drama, starring David Caruso. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A warehouse freezer becomes a crime scene. Last Of The Summer Wine. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis. 7.40 Steptoe And Son. Leonard Rossiter guest stars. 8.20 Yes Minister. Rumours anger Jim Hacker. The Royle Family. Dave and Denise have important news. 9.40 The Royle Family. Nana arrives for her Sunday visit. 10.20 Absolutely Fabulous. Jennifer Saunders stars. The Omid Djalili Show. Alison Steadman guest stars. 11.40 Blackadder II The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. Feature-length episode. A horse trainer with money worries is found hanged, and suicide is assumed until tests reveal he was drugged shortly before his death. Inspector George Gently. The beaten body of wealthy German businessman Gunter Schmeikel is discovered in the harbour. Martin Shaw and Lee Ingleby star, with Tim Healy. 10.55 Silent Witness. Feature-length episode. An independent pathologists work is re-examined. The King Of Queens. Danny loses his job. The King Of Queens. Kevin James stars. Scrubs. JDs brother comes to stay. Scrubs. Comedy, guest starring Tara Reid. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. Jake attends a concert. Comedy Store. Stand-up performances. 10.35 Sex And The City. Cynthia Nixon stars. 11.05 Sex And The City. Carrie turns to Big for help. 11.40 Two And A Half Men NCIS. A Marine colonel is killed in an explosion. Naval crime drama, starring Mark Harmon. NCIS. A former Marine falls to his death from a hotel balcony. David McCallum stars. Family Guy. Civilisation is destroyed. American Dad! Hayley finds a new man. ReGenesis. A terrorist cell infiltrates the laboratory. Drama, starring Peter Outerbridge. John From Cincinnati. Shauns adult film star mother arrives in Imperial Beach. Sanctuary. Magnus and Will head for the Bermuda Triangle. Amanda Tapping stars. The Medallion. Two police officers are transformed into turbo-charged warriors by the power of an ancient medallion. Comedy, starring Jackie Chan. 9.40 Swarm. A plane becomes infested with a swarm of ferocious ants packing a deadly sting. Thriller, starring Jessalyn Gilsig and Antonio Sabato Jr. 11.20 Fire Serpent. Horror, starring Nicholas Brendon. Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman conclude the James Bond special. How Do They Do It? Ballpoint pens. How Its Made. Where materials come from. Raging Planet. The power of avalanches, which claim an average of 200 lives each year. The Truth Behind The Moon Landings: Stranger Than Fiction. A controversial theory. Destroyed In Seconds. A train derailment. Destroyed In Seconds. A stand catches fire. Seconds From Disaster. Investigating the 1995 eruption of Montserrats volcano. Escape From Death Row. The story of six inmates who escaped from Mecklenburg prison. Maximum Security: American Justice. A look at life inside Georgias prisons. Border Security USA. The work of American border-protection agencies. Americas Hardest Prisons. An insight into Americas challenging Youthful Offender System. Deep Wreck Mysteries. The discovery of a previously unknown type of U-Boat. Ax Men. Documentary following the lives of lumberjacks in Americas Pacific Northwest. Ax Men. Browning gambles $30,000, and two Aqua Loggers try to reel an enormous log. Americas Toughest Jobs. The 11 contestants look for gold in the Alaskan Chugach Mountains. Deep Wreck Mysteries. The discovery of a previously unknown type of U-Boat. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel presents a special edition from the National Archives at Kew. Surviving Disaster. Reconstruction of the 1979 Fastnet yacht race, which was hit by a storm. The Blair Decade. Part one of two. An account of Tony Blairs turbulent decade in office. Fighting The Blue. The women who assisted the fighting soldiers in the Battle of Britain. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel presents a special edition from the National Archives at Kew. Hogan Knows Best. Hulk goes on holiday. Hogan Knows Best. The neighbours complain. Glorias Greats. Gloria Hunniford chats with close celebrity friend Cliff Richard. Cliff: The World Tour. A performance by Cliff Richard, who rose to fame in the late Fifties. The Bee Gees: Live By Request. A concert by the band to celebrate the highlights of their careers. Abba. Profile of the Swedish supergroup who triumphed at the 1974 Eurovision Song Contest. Sky Cops. The India 99 officers work with sniffer dogs on the ground to track down criminals. Heir Hunters. The team appeals for help on a case that proves difficult to solve. Coast. The team travels down the west of Scotland between Arran and Gretna. Traffic Cops. Combating vehicle thefts. Traffic Cops. Driving without insurance. Sky Cops. The India 99 officers work with sniffer dogs on the ground to track down criminals. The Blue Realm. Humpback whales, which can sing louder than any other animal on earth. The Science Of Superstorms Saving Planet Earth. Ethiopian wolves. Explore. 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