30 Wednesday, 30 September 2009 London Lite IN&OUTTONIGHT Mark the shows you love. See your own personal TV schedule. Share with your friends. Just text LL TV to 65400 Texts to 65400 are charged at standard rate. The service connects to the internet; data is charged at your operators standard rate. Free from London Lite BBC1 11AM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM TONIGHTSTV 12.25 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow (R,S). Fiona Bruce and the team visit Jerseys Samares Manor, where items examined include a lemon squeezer said to have belonged to Marilyn Monroe. 1.25 Sign Zone: MasterChef: The Professionals (R,S). The four chefs prepare a whole squid. 2.10 Sign Zone: MasterChef: The Professionals (R,S). Four more chefs face an elimination round. 2.55 Sign Zone: The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (R,S). The duo prepare a traditional county favourite at Gloucesters docks. 3.40 BBC News (S). Back together: twins Mia and Alexandra, six, meet at last Strange world ofbeing a twin The Secret Life Of Twins BBC1, 9pm Shooting Stars BBC2, 10pm THe final outing in the series for the surreal quizzery of Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer. The Mighty Booshs Noel Fielding, right, lines up among the guests, alongside Zoe Salmon, who takes the statutory role of recipient for the lascivious attentions of Reeves. Long-term fans have been glad of the duos return, and for the rest of us, its the deadpan persona of kebab van-owner Angelos epithemiou (played by comedian Dan Skinner) that has helped to freshen up their familiar formula. Ruth Watsons Hotel Rescue Channel 4, 8pm HOSPiTALiTy tsarina Ruth Watson is back, but having made her reputation ruthlessly searching out the dusty corners and dumpy meals some hotels would foist upon unwary guests, this series shes taking a softer approach to help those who are starting out in the business. We begin with Diane and Steve, from Suffolk. instead of enjoying their freedom after the last of their children has fled the nest, they want to convert their home into a commercial enterprise. Sending the couple off to experience a working London hotel proves to be a particularly eye-opening experience. O ur class learned to tell the twins apart soon after they joined us. Evan had a small but pronounced crescent scar next to one eye. Owen, on the other hand, was the one whod smuggle in their war reporter dads memorabilia (believe me, theres nothing like a Luger to win instant popularity among nine-year-old boys). Science has its own fascination with the phenomenon: identical twins are a perfect testing ground for the age-old quandary as to what makes us what we are -- is it nature or nurture? This two-part documentary (the second half tomorrow night) is a fun-packed examina- tion of the oddities of sharing Emmerdale ITV1, 7pm iT ALL appears hopeless for Debbie (Charley Webb, pictured) as she tries to get Michael to call off the wedding at the last minute. But will she accept hes going to be getting hitched after all his lies? And shes still to learn the awful truth of who the bride is. Meanwhile, Leyla wonders where Nathans demands to get his money back are going. what, but that difference in opinion is suggestive in itself. Still, theres strong anecdotal evidence for the nature side of the argument. Its sadly no surprise that middle-aged Paul should have suffered a heart attack after years of smoking and bad diet -- yet his brother Ian was shocked and disap- pointed to learn that despite decades of healthy living, he had almost exactly the same cardiac problems. When it comes to the case of six-year-olds Mia and Alexandra the human factor supplants the science. The Chinese twins were separated shortly after birth, being adopted by families in the united States and Norway. Now, as the young girls are reunited, the gleeful excite- ment of their mutual sense of recognition is palpable. 11.00 Cowboy Trap (S). 11.45 Cash in The Attic (R,S); BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S). 1.30 Regional News And Weather (S). 1.45 Doctors (S). Lily helps a family cope with illness. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,S). Jessica investigates the death of a corrupt newspaper tycoon. 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News (S). 3.05 Mister Maker (R,S). 3.25 Bear Behaving Badly (R,S); Bernard. 3.50 OOglies (R,S). 4.05 Wait For it! (S). 4.35 Blue Peter (S); MyWish. 5.00 Newsround (S). 5.15 Weakest Link (S). 6.00 BBC News (S); Weather. 6.30 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 7.00 The One Show (S). Magazine show, featuring topical reports from across the UK, presented by Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley. 7.30 Nigel Slaters Simple Suppers (S,HD). The chef prepares recipes with classic ingredients, including sausages and mustard, pork chops with apples and cider, and carrot and coriander fritters. Followed by BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 Dying To Be Treated? (S). in a Panorama special, Jeremy Vine reports on the policies adopted for the past six years to cut waiting lists on the NHS by using private sector clinics to treat patients. People who received treatment during this period and senior surgical staff talk about their experiences and reveal the potential health risks and financial problems that can arise. 9.00 The Secret Life Of Twins (S). 1/2. Chris and Xand van Tulleken investigate the factors that influence the genetics of twins, suggesting that the environment has a pivotal role in modifying the genes. They study the cases of twins who live apart from each other, and try to understand the impact different lifestyles have in developing certain illnesses. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 BBC News (S). 10.25 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 The National Lottery Draws (S). Myleene Klass announces the all-important numbers. 10.45 16 Blocks (S) (2006). Thriller, starring Bruce Willis and Mos Def. See Film Choice Followed by National Lottery Update And Weatherview. PREVIEW BEN FELSENBURG almost all your DNA with a sibling. Leading the pack are telegenic twin medics Chris and Xand Van Tulleken (off Channel 4s Medicine Men Go Wild), who themselves c a n t a g r e e a s t o whether genetics deter- mine our fate. 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