SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Tuesday, 29 September 2009 25 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.00 Home Of The Brave. Iraq war drama, starring Samuel L Jackson and Jessica Biel. Tropic Thunder. The cast of a Vietnam War movie is unknowingly caught up in a real-life conflict. Comedy, directed by and starring Ben Stiller, with Jack Black, Steve Coogan and Robert Downey Jr. Babylon AD. A mercenary is hired to protect a girl, unaware she is the key to mankinds salvation. Sci-fi adventure, starring Vin Diesel, Michelle Yeoh and Melanie Thierry. 11.50 Kill Switch 6.20 Shrek The Third. With the voices of Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz and Eddie Murphy. Trading Places. Two billionaire brothers arrange for a stockbroker and a homeless conman to swap places. With Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Jamie Lee Curtis, Ralph Bellamy and Don Ameche. Beverly Hills Cop II. The wisecracking cop returns to Los Angeles to investigate a spate of violent robberies. With Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold and John Ashton. 11.50 Boomerang 6.25 Rush Hour 3. The mismatched detectives take on Triad gangs in Paris. With Jackie Chan. Cleaner. A police crime-scene cleaner realises someone is using him to destroy evidence. With Samuel L Jackson, Ed Harris, Eva Mendes and Luis Guzmn. 9.40 The Top 10 Show Shoot Em Up. A mysterious stranger protects a baby from a horde of heavily armed assassins. With Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti and Monica Bellucci. 11.40 Sleepers. With Brad Pitt. 6.15 Casper. Comedy, starring Christina Ricci, Bill Pullman, Eric Idle and Cathy Moriarty. Bee Movie. A bee decides to sue the human race for stealing honey from his species. Animated comedy, with the voices of Jerry Seinfeld and Rene Zellweger. 9.40 Soccer Mom. A woman masquerades as a famous Italian footballer to coach her teenage daughters team. Comedy, starring Missi Pyle and Emily Osment. 11.20 The Librarian: Quest For The Spear. Fantasy adventure. 6.00 The Last Of The Mohicans. With Daniel Day-Lewis, Madeleine Stowe and Wes Studi. The Other Boleyn Girl. A bitter rivalry develops between two sisters for the affection of King Henry VIII. With Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Eric Bana, Mark Rylance and Kristin Scott Thomas. The Mexican. A petty crook finds himself in a very tricky situation when he tries to smuggle a cursed gun from Mexico into America for his Mob boss. With Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts. 5.15 Back To The Future 7.15 Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Jedi knight Anakin Skywalker embarks on a rescue mission. Animated adventure, with the voices of Matt Lanter and Christopher Lee. The Incredible Hulk. A scientist who turns into a monster when angry is hunted by a general who wants to use him as a weapon. With Edward Norton, Tim Roth, Liv Tyler and William Hurt. 10.55 Pathology. With Milo Ventimiglia, Alyssa Milano, Michael Weston and Lauren Lee Smith. 5.15 Harry Potter And The Philosophers Stone. Fantasy adventure, starring Daniel Radcliffe. Journey To The Center Of The Earth. A scientist searching for his brother stumbles across a lost underground world. Fantasy adventure, starring Brendan Fraser. 9.45 Made Of Honor. A man in love with his best friend tries to stop her marrying someone else. Romantic comedy, with Patrick Dempsey, Michelle Monaghan and Kevin McKidd. 11.45 Midnight Cowboy The Bourne Ultimatum. The amnesiac assassin regains his memory, just as the CIA plans to finish him off. Thriller sequel, starring Matt Damon, Joan Allen, Julia Stiles and David Strathairn. 21. A brilliant but hard-up student agrees to be inducted into a card-counting scam to raise money for college. Drama, starring Kevin Spacey, Jim Sturgess, Kate Bosworth and Laurence Fishburne. 11.05 Death Race. Sci-fi thriller, starring Jason Statham and Joan Allen. 6.10 Goodbye, Mr Chips. A shy schoolmaster woos a showgirl, but they struggle to cope with each others lifestyle. Romantic musical, with Peter OToole, Petula Clark and Michael Redgrave. Dolores Claiborne. A woman accused of killing her employer must face the past when her estranged reporter daughter arrives. Thriller, starring Kathy Bates, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Christopher Plummer, David Strathairn and Judy Parfitt. Trog. Horror, starring Joan Crawford. The Family Stone. A woman struggles to make a good impression on her future in-laws over Christmas. Comedy drama, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Dermot Mulroney. The Transporter. An underworld courier ends up battling his employers when his conscience gets the better of him. Adventure, starring Jason Statham and Shu Qi. 10.45 Lady Chatterley. Premiere. Drama, starring Marina Hands, Jean-Louis Coulloch and Hippolyte Girardot. 6.15 Days Of Glory. Four Algerian soldiers endure racism while serving in the French army. Drama, starring Jamel Debbouze. 8.25 The Escapist. A man left distraught by the death of his wife vows to get even with the crooks responsible. Thriller, starring Jonny Lee Miller. The Usual Suspects. Five criminals brought together in a line-up discover a legendary crime lord has plans for them. Thriller, starring Gabriel Byrne and Kevin Spacey. 11.50 Sicko movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm katie price, 8pm, itV2 John cleese, 9pm, G.o.L.d. rene Zellweger, 10pm, sky1, 10pm, itV2 mark Bolton, 10pm, sky sports 1 michael aspel, 11pm, yesterday skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn 1.00 Live ICC Champions Trophy Cricket. England v New Zealand. Coverage of the Group B one-day encounter at the New Wanderers Stadium in Johannesburg, as the teams play their final game of this phase. The Black Caps recorded a 3-1 victory in England when the sides last met in this format. Revista De La Liga. Mark Bolton presents highlights of the latest La Liga matches in Spain. Football Hall Of Fame. Clare Tomlinson hosts. A-League. The latest round of matches. 5.00 Live UEFA Champions League Live UEFA Champions League. Fiorentina v Liverpool (kick-off 7.45pm). Rafael Benitezs men contest the first away fixture of their Group E campaign as they face the Italians at the Stadio Artemio Franchi. UEFA Champions League Goals. All the strikes from tonights matchday two fixtures. Poker Million. Action from the fifth heat of the big-money tournament in London. 6.30 Ladies European Tour Golf Live UEFA Champions League. Rangers v Sevilla (kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from the matchday two Group G clash at Ibrox, where the Gers play their opening home game of the campaign. Sports Unlimited. Magazine show rounding up offbeat activities from across the world. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. Great Run Series. The Great North Run. Live UEFA Champions League. Arsenal v Olympiakos (kick-off 7.45pm). Arsene Wengers men look to preserve their proud European record at the Emirates Stadium as they face the Greek champions in Group H this evening. Pool. Highlights of the World Pool Masters at the Riviera Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Ocean Adventures. The latest surfing events. Mountain Bike World. Recent competitions. 5.25 Live Under-20s World Cup Football. Cameroon v USA (kick-off 5.45pm). 7.45 Under-20s World Cup Football. Uruguay v Uzbekistan. Live Under-20s World Cup Football. England v Ghana (kick-off 8.30pm). Coverage of the Group D match at the Ismailia Stadium in Egypt. 10.30 FIFA Under- 20s: Today in Egypt 10.45 Freeride Spirit Rallying. From Sanremo, Italy. Powerboating. Action from Italy. 6.45 French Rugby 7.15 Russian Premier League Football. Highlights of Spartak Moscow v Tom Tomsk. 8.15 Bundesliga Review Show. A look back at the latest round of fixtures in Germanys elite league. Serie A Weekly Round- Up. Highlights. Eredivisie Review Show. The latest round of fixtures from the Dutch top flight. Russian Premier League Football Serie A Weekly Round- Up. Highlights. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Marge breaks her leg. Octomum: The 8 Baby Mother. The story of American Nadya Suleman, who gave birth to octuplets following IVF treatment. House. The doctors are fascinated by a patient with a rare brain condition. Last in the series. Jerry Maguire. An idealistic sports agent is shunned by his bosses and is forced to set up on his own. Comedy drama, with Tom Cruise, Rene Zellweger, Kelly Preston and Jonathan Lipnicki. Star Trek: Voyager. Paris, Neelix and the Doctor explore a planet devastated by nuclear radiation. Moonlight. At the execution of a double murderer, Beth befriends the victims daughter. Chuck. The spy locates the scientist who created the Intersect computer implanted in his mind. 8 Out Of 10 Cats. Topical panel show. Shooting Stars. Comedy quiz show. Sexcetera. Examining aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Doctor Who. The Tardis hurtles out of control. 7.50 The Real Hustle Las Vegas Underage And Pregnant. Teenage parents. Underage And Pregnant. Last in the series. Dont Tell The Bride. A groom-to-be is given sole responsibility for planning his wedding. EastEnders. Diane Parish stars. How Not To Live Your Life. Sam dates a singer. Family Guy. Brian falls for Lois. 11.25 Family Guy 11.50 Dont Tell The Bride World News Today Tales From The Green Valley A History Of Scotland. Neil Oliver explores the importance of Gaelic to the countrys past. Electric Dreams. New series. A family agrees to live for 10 days without modern technology. Gameswipe With Charlie Brooker. Exploring the world of video games. 10.50 Rab C Nesbitt. Gregor Fisher stars. 11.20 Early Doors 11.50 Scotlands Music With Phil Cunningham Primeval. Jenny, Connor and Abby battle a terrifying camouflage creature from the future. What Katie Did Next. Katie Prices parents help her escape the attentions of the paparazzi. Jack Osbourne: Celebrity Adrenaline Junkie. With Joanna Page, Jesse Metcalfe and Reggie Yates. Arthurs Day 2009. Highlights from the party celebrating 250 years of Guinness. Including performances by Black Eyed Peas and Tom Jones. Terminator 2: Judgment Day 6.50 Wycliffe. A dangerous convict escapes from Bodmin prison. Jack Shepherd stars. 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot. Hastings discovers a new hobby. Serena Scott Thomas guest stars. Profiling -- Ian Rankin. The acclaimed crime writer offers a tour of his home city Edinburgh. Rebus. The Moderator elect of the Church of Scotland and a female companion are found naked in a car with their throats cut. 11.35 Reckless. Romantic drama. Police Stop! Real-life footage of criminals and ordinary people behaving badly. Goodwood Revival 2009. The best moments from the worlds most popular historic race meeting. Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. Bomber learns his daughter has run away. Classic drama, starring Pat Roach. 10.05 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. A leather-clad girl accuses Neville of assaulting her. 11.10 Cyborg. Sci-fi thriller, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. Hollyoaks. Mercedes threatens Spencer. How I Met Your Mother. Josh Radnor stars. Friends. The first-ever episode of the comedy. Friends. David Schwimmer stars. Hollyoaks Later. Jacqui and Carmel hijack Theresas modelling shoot to protect her. Running In Heels. Joanna criticises the interns Running In Heels. The interns fight. RuPauls Drag Race. The contestants take part in screen tests for a cosmetics company. Relocation, Relocation. The Smalley family looks for a home and business in Cumbria. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Location, Location, Location. A family searches for a dream home in Derbyshire. True Stories: Close Encounters In Siberia. Filmmaker George Carey sets out to investigate the cause of an unexplained explosion in Siberia in 1908. 11.40 Location, Location, Location Ghost Whisperer. Melinda helps a possessed baseball player. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Americas Next Top Model. The contestants attend their first photo shoot. With Tyra Banks. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda befriends a girl who has a haunted dolls house. Medium. Devalos asks Allison to help his friends find their missing daughter. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. An infant is found dead in a car during a heatwave. Last Of The Summer Wine. Compo reveals a musical talent. 7.40 Steptoe And Son. Harold seeks psychiatric help. 8.20 Yes Minister. Jim runs into an environmental controversy. Fawlty Towers. Comedy, with John Cleese and Prunella Scales. 9.40 Fawlty Towers. Bernard Cribbins guest stars. 10.20 The Royle Family. Comedy, with Caroline Aherne. The Royle Family. The relatives gather for Sunday lunch. 11.40 Blackadder II Murder, She Wrote. Jessica enters the world of haute couture to solve a series of murders. Murdoch Mysteries. The detective investigates crop circles. Yannick Bisson stars. The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. Feature-length episode. A horse trainer is found hanged, and suicide is assumed until tests reveal he was drugged shortly before his death. 10.55 Silent Witness. Sam helps investigate the case of two brothers found dead in a police cell. The King Of Queens. Ricki Lake guest stars. The King Of Queens. Kevin James stars. Scrubs. JD struggles to train his interns. Scrubs. JD comes to a decision about Elliot. Two And A Half Men. Charlie dates a judge. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. South Park. The kids try out a new drug. Sex And The City. Carrie feels claustrophobic. 11.05 Sex And The City. The girls go dancing. 11.40 Two And A Half Men NCIS. The body of a lance corporal is discovered in an empty house. David McCallum stars. NCIS. Kidnappers strike at Halloween, wounding a Marine sergeant and snatching his daughter. Family Guy. Peters father retires. American Dad! Steve falls in love. Dexter. The forensics expert plots to kill Miguel and frame the Skinner for his death. Michael C Hall stars. 11.05 Nip/Tuck. Sean discovers the secret between Christian and Julia. Sanctuary. A pair of seemingly adorable creatures are taken to the Sanctuary. Bionic Woman. Jaime joins the Berkut Group in an attempt to develop her new-found abilities. Warehouse 13. Artie is abducted by a woman who holds him responsible for her brothers death. The Medallion. Two police officers are transformed into turbo-charged warriors by the power of an ancient medallion. Comedy, with Jackie Chan. 11.40 The Messengers Mythbusters. Testing whether an aircraft could take off from a moving runway. How Do They Do It? Creating Lego pieces. How Its Made. Ride-on lawnmowers. Deadliest Catch. The crews try to make their way back to the harbour to offload their haul. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. The explorer visits Alaska, where he ends up hanging over a waterfall. Chop Shop. Part two of two. Leepu and Bernie reveal the car they have built for David Ginola. Seconds From Disaster. An account of the 1986 Challenger space shuttle disaster. Hitlers Stealth Fighter. Recreating the Ho-229, a revolutionary batwing jet designed by the Nazis. World War II: The Apocalypse. Examining the conflict in Asia, Stalingrad and Egypt. Burying King Tut. An insight into the events of the 70 days following Tutankhamuns death. Americas Hardest Prisons. The inmates of Stateville Correctional Center. Deep Wreck Mysteries. A search for the remains of the SS Armenian, which was sunk in 1915. Tuva Gold. German archaeologists excavate the tomb of a Scythian king and queen in Siberia. Boudicas Treasures. An archaeological dig in Norfolk sheds light on Boudicas life. The Universe. Exploring the greatest secrets of the heavens and the discoveries already made. Deep Wreck Mysteries. A search for the remains of the SS Armenian, which was sunk in 1915. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team visit the Magna Centre in Rotherham. Surviving Disaster. The Estonia ferry tragedy in 1994, which killed more than 800 people. Tony Blair Decade. Exploring the former Prime Ministers early career ambitions. Fighting The Blue. Documentary profiling RAF commander Hugh Dowding. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team visit the Magna Centre in Rotherham. Hogan Knows Best. Hulk attends the Grammys. Hogan Knows Best. Reality show. Positive And Pregnant. The story of an HIV positive woman who started a family. Party Mamas. A mother and daughter clash. Party Mamas. Party plans are sabotaged. Little Miss Perfect. Mother-daughter team Traci and Lexa compete with Ronda and Kendal Meeks. Positive And Pregnant. The story of an HIV positive woman who started a family. Sky Cops. Londons helicopter police are called in to help officers on the ground. Heir Hunters. A pensioner takes the trip of a lifetime after an unexpected windfall. Coast. The team travels along the 100-mile stretch of coast between Holyhead and Liverpool. Traffic Cops. The Humberside emergency services feel the pressure on Guy Fawkes night. Sky Cops. Londons helicopter police are called in to help officers on the ground. The Blue Realm. Stories and HD imagery reveal the truth behind the sport of shark diving. 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