SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Monday, 28 September 2009 33 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.00 Home Of The Brave. Iraq war drama, starring Samuel L Jackson and Jessica Biel. Babylon AD. A mercenary is hired to protect a girl, unaware his charge holds the key to mankinds salvation. Sci-fi adventure, starring Vin Diesel and Michelle Yeoh. 9.45 Tropic Thunder. The cast of a Vietnam War movie is unknowingly caught up in a real-life conflict. Comedy, starring Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr, Jack Black, Nick Nolte and Steve Coogan. 11.45 Kill Switch 6.25 Shrek. Animated adventure, featuring the voices of Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy. Coming To America. An African prince journeys to the USA to escape an arranged marriage and search for a worthy wife. With Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall, James Earl Jones and Allison Dean. Beverly Hills Cop. A fast-talking Detroit cop goes to Los Angeles to track down the killers of his best friend. With Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold and Ronny Cox. 11.50 Eddie Murphy: Raw 6.10 Next Of Kin. With the late Patrick Swayze. Liam Neeson and Bill Paxton also star. Double Jeopardy. A woman seeks revenge on her husband for faking his death and framing her for his murder. With Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones, Bruce Greenwood and Annabeth Gish. Road House. A kung fu expert angers a crime boss while struggling to keep the peace in a small-town bar. With the late Patrick Swayze, alongside Ben Gazzara, Kelly Lynch and Sam Elliott. 6.30 Space Chimps. Animated comedy, with the voices of Andy Samberg and Cheryl Hines. The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor. A family of explorers battles an evil Chinese Emperor who has been resurrected. Action adventure sequel, starring Brendan Fraser and Jet Li. The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas. Two young couples head for the Stone Age gambling capital. Comedy prequel, starring Mark Addy. 11.45 The Librarian: Return To King Solomons Mines 6.10 No Reservations. With Catherine Zeta- Jones, Aaron Eckhart and Abigail Breslin. Frankie And Johnny. A waitresss past sorrow makes her reluctant to return the affection shown her by an ex-con cook. With Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer, Hector Elizondo and Nathan Lane. Deception. A bored accountant is inducted into a secret underground sex club -- but ends up accused of murder. Thriller, starring Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor and Michelle Williams. 6.50 The Mist. A strange fog which is harbouring prowling vicious creatures in its depths envelops a small community. With Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden, Laurie Holden and Andre Braugher. Jumper. A young man who discovers he can teleport is hunted down by a secret society. With Hayden Christensen and Samuel L Jackson. 10.35 28 Weeks Later. Two survivors of the rage virus make a discovery that unleashes the crisis once again. With Robert Carlyle. 6.15 Run, Fat Boy, Run. Comedy, with Simon Pegg, Thandie Newton and Dylan Moran. Harry Potter And The Philosophers Stone. An orphaned boy endures a miserable childhood, until he discovers he has magical powers and enrols at a school for other young wizards. Fantasy adventure, starring Daniel Radcliffe and Alan Rickman. 10.40 Knocked Up. A journalist becomes pregnant after a one- night stand with a layabout stoner. Comedy, with Seth Rogen. The Net. A computer analyst must prove her identity after her details are replaced by a false police record. Thriller, starring Sandra Bullock, Jeremy Northam, Dennis Miller and Diane Baker. Die Hard 4.0. Tough cop John McClane goes on the trail of a criminal mastermind plotting a technological terror attack. Action thriller sequel, with Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant, Justin Long and Maggie Q. 11.15 Gone In 60 Seconds. Thriller, starring Nicolas Cage. 6.30 The Champ. A washed-up boxer returns to the ring one last time in an effort to win the affection of his son. Drama, starring Jon Voight, Faye Dunaway and Ricky Schroder. Overnight Delivery. A man sends an angry letter to his girlfriend then changes his mind and races to stop it being delivered. Comedy, starring Reese Witherspoon. 10.40 Forget Paris. Romantic comedy, starring Billy Crystal, Debra Winger, Joe Mantegna, Julie Kavner and Richard Masur. 6.50 In Good Company. A middle-aged executive ends up working for a younger man who is dating his daughter. Comedy, starring Dennis Quaid, Topher Grace and Scarlett Johansson. Entrapment. A professional art thief and a sultry insurance agent team up to plot the robbery of a lifetime -- but neither is sure they can trust the other. Thriller, starring Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones. 11.10 5x2: Cinq Fois Deux. Drama, starring Valeria Bruni-Tedeschi. 6.30 Waitress. A waitress plans to leave her husband -- but an unexpected pregnancy gets in the way. Drama, with Keri Russell. 8.20 Juno. A teenager who falls pregnant after sleeping with her friend looks for the perfect parents to adopt her baby. Comedy, with Ellen Page and Michael Cera. The Lives Of Others. In Eighties East Germany, a secret service agent grows obsessed with the couple he is spying on. Drama, starring Ulrich Mhe, Martina Gedeck and Sebastian Koch. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport 1.00 Live ICC Champions Trophy Cricket. Australia v India. Coverage of the Group A one-day encounter at SuperSport Park in Centurion, South Africa. The Aussies recorded a six-wicket victory when the sides met in this competition in 2006, before going on to win the trophy. Time Of Our Lives. Former Wolverhampton Wanderers players reminisce. Netbusters. Action from the Football League. SPL Round-Up. The Scottish top flight. Netbusters. Action from the Football League. Live Speedway. Nigel Pearson and Kelvin Tatum present coverage of another top meeting from the Elite League, in which Poole Pirates took the honours last season. Netbusters. Action from the Football League. Poker. The Bay 101 Shooting Star. Highlights of the World Poker Tour event from San Jose in California. British Rally Championship 12.30 Live Twenty20 Cricket. Finals day of the second staging of the Cockspur Cup Twenty20 at the County Ground in Derby. The four regional club winners go head-to-head to decide the winner. Angling. Highlights of the second semi-final of the British Carp Angling Championship. WWE: Late Night -- Bottom Line. Jack Korpela presents highlights of the latest edition of Raw. WWE: Late Night -- Afterburn. Highlights of the latest bouts featuring the stars of Smackdown. NFL Gameday. A round-up of the latest American football news and results and a look ahead to forthcoming matches. Max Power. Motor sport magazine going behind the scenes at major events. Wild Spirits. Extreme sports action. Sportnation. Unique series dedicated to increasing awareness of a variety of sports across the UK. Ocean Adventures. The latest surfing events. Wild Spirits. Extreme sports action. 7.15 Eurogoals: One To One. With Sepp Blatter. Cycling. A look back at the Tour of Britain. Cycling. Highlights of the UCI Road World Championships from Mendrisio in Switzerland. Cycling. The final day of the UCI Road World Championships from Mendrisio in Switzerland. 10.50 FIFA Under- 20s: Today In Egypt Under-20s World Cup Football. Italy v Trinidad & Tobago at the Cairo International Stadium. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discovery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itv2 itv3 itv4 e4 more4 Living g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Homer abuses the internet. Futurama. Fry decides to leave the universe. The Simpsons. Marge kicks Homer out. Futurama. Fry meets the Grand Curator. UK Border Force. Staff of the UK Border Agency visit immigrants who evaded the Home Office. UK Border Force. Documentary series taking viewers inside the UK Border Agency. Football Behind Bars. Ian Wright works with inmates at Portland Young Offenders Institute. Star Trek: Voyager. The ship prepares to establish a new link which will provide contact with Earth. Nothing To Declare. Suspicious plants. Nothing To Declare. Undeclared money. Moonlight. At the execution of a double murderer, Beth befriends the victims daughter. Chuck. A group of villains plans to create its own Intersect. Comedy, starring Zachary Levi. Sexcetera. Examining aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Doctor Who. Carey Mulligan and Finlay Robertson guest. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Bizarre ER. Featuring an incident with a pig. Clever V Stupid. A team of bodybuilders. Gavin And Stacey. Smithy goes missing. Lunch Monkeys. Darrel turns to alcohol. EastEnders. Ian leaves Jane feeling humiliated. Coming Of Age. A girl steals Ollies phone. Family Guy. Peters father retires. 11.25 Family Guy 11.50 Clever V Stupid World News Today Cambridge Folk Festival 2009 Designing The Decades. A retrospective trawl through the design icons of the Seventies. Upgrade Me. The publics obsession with upgrading to the latest technology. Watching The Dead. Documentary examining the history of TV forensics shows. The Cell. Adam Rutherford examines 350 years of scientific research about cells. Primeval. An ancient Egyptian creature breaks through an anomaly at the British Museum. The Cube. Firefighter Dale Critchley from Gloucester competes in the game show. Hells Kitchen USA. The chefs are challenged to make tapas-style dishes out of leftovers. Hells Kitchen USA. Gordon Ramsay challenges the contestants to a blind taste test. Benidorm. Mick and Mel race to the rescue when Madge and Janice are held hostage. 6.50 Wycliffe. A wealthy businessman is killed and suspicion falls on his son. 7.55 Jeeves And Wooster. Bertie retires to the country when his trombone upsets the neighbours. Surviving Midsomer: An Insiders Guide. A quirky look at how to stay alive in Midsomer. Taggart. A psychic shakes Burkes scepticism. Drama, starring Alex Norton and Blythe Duff. The Bill. Part two of two. The key witness in the drugs case is attacked. Kelly Harrison guests. Andromeda. Doyle reconstructs Rommie as part of a desperate bid to evacuate Seefra-9. Minder. A strike and a hasty agreement to rob a friends safe spell trouble for Arthur and Terry. Kull The Conqueror. A barbarian ascends to the throne of a prosperous state -- but an enchantress plots to usurp him. Fantasy adventure, with Kevin Sorbo and Tia Carrere. The Gauntlet. Action adventure, with Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke and Bill McKinney. Hollyoaks. Soap, starring Saira Choudhry. How I Met Your Mother. Alyson Hannigan stars. Friends. The last-ever episode of the comedy sees the pals preparing for big changes. Hollyoaks Later. New series. Theresa heads to London in the hope of starting a career as a model. Being Erica. New series. Comedy drama, starring Erin Karpluk as Erica Strange. Being Erica. Dr Tom sends Erica back through time to her university days. Relocation, Relocation. A Croydon couple look for properties in England and Wales. More4 News. A look at the days stories. The Daily Show Global Edition Come Dine With Me. Four amateur cooks from Birmingham take part in the culinary challenge. Without A Trace. A child is kidnapped at a shopping mall. Steven Weber stars. The Closer. Priory Homicide sets out to recover stolen evidence. Drama, starring Kyra Sedgwick. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda meets a waiter and realises he is being haunted by two ghosts. Make Me A Supermodel US. The models prepare for an explosive photo shoot. Americas Next Top Model. The contestants attend their first photo shoot. With Tyra Banks. Meet The Hasselhoffs. The actor and his family leave London to explore the British countryside. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A robbery victim is found mummified in a locked cupboard. Last Of The Summer Wine. Compo accuses Foggy of lying. 7.40 Steptoe And Son. Albert has a money-making idea. 8.20 Yes Minister. Jim makes a disturbing discovery. Only Fools And Horses. Del enters the tourist trade. 9.40 Only Fools And Horses. David Jason stars. 10.15 Fawlty Towers. Comedy, with John Cleese and Prunella Scales. Fawlty Towers. Hotel inspectors throw Basil into a panic. 11.40 The Black Adder Maisie Raine. The theft of DC Tomlins warrant card causes problems. Pauline Quirke stars. Taggart. Burke and the team investigate the murder of a scientific researcher. New Tricks. The team tracks down members of a witches coven while trying to solve a 10-year-old murder. 10.15 Maisie Raine. The theft of DC Tomlins warrant card causes problems. 11.15 Taggart. A scientist is murdered. Drama, with Blythe Duff. The King Of Queens. Doug is sacked. The King Of Queens. The couple quarrel. Scrubs. Elliot tries to change her luck. Scrubs. Carla and Turk set a wedding date. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. Jon Cryer stars. Rules Of Engagement. David Spade stars. Sex And The City. Miranda tells Carrie she is pregnant. 11.05 Sex And The City. Charlotte considers adoption. 11.40 Two And A Half Men NCIS. A missing Navy lieutenants car is found covered in blood, and Jenny makes Tony an offer. NCIS. A Russian man becomes the prime suspect when a petty officer is found dead. Family Guy. Lois inherits a fortune. American Dad! Stan lands himself in jail. NCIS. An ICE agent is murdered after a security breach. Elsewhere, Tony prepares to face Rivkin. The Wire. DAngelos mother seeks justice for her son. Crime drama, starring Dominic West. Sanctuary. Three women are discovered in a mysterious Scottish crypt. Emilie Ullerup stars. Bionic Woman. A crippled woman receives another chance at life. Michelle Ryan stars. Identity. Ten strangers take shelter from a storm in a remote hotel -- where a killer picks them off one by one. Murder mystery, with John Cusack and Ray Liotta. 10.50 Medium. Allison dreams a teenage murder suspect is her son. 11.50 The Prophecy Mythbusters. The team tests whether lead balloons can really fly. How Do They Do It? Swiss army knives. How Its Made. Metal detectors and rum. Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman conduct an experiment based on a horror film. American Chopper. Building custom motorcycles with the gang at Orange County Choppers. Chop Shop. Part one of two. A car inspired by the iconic American Chevrolet Camaro SS. Seconds From Disaster. The 2000 Concorde tragedy, when the aircraft burst into flames. Hooked: Monster Fishing. Angler Sebastian Rozwadowski tries to catch a giant wels catfish. Air Crash Investigation. Dramatic reconstruction of a near-disaster over the Pacific in 1985. Richard Hammonds Engineering Connections. The design of the Guggenheim Bilbao. Americas Hardest Prisons. The rehabilitation of inmates at Fremont Prison. Deep Wreck Mysteries. Exploring the wreck of First World War battleship HMS Audacious. Britain AD: King Arthurs Britain. Francis Pryor examines the truth about the Dark Ages. Sex In The Ancient World. New series. Exploring sexual behaviour throughout history. Nostradamus: 500 Years Later. Part one of two. Profile of the 16th-century poet and philosopher. Deep Wreck Mysteries. Exploring the wreck of First World War battleship HMS Audacious. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team visit Witley Court in Worcestershire. Surviving Disaster. Exploring the events of the 1986 Chernobyl nuclear disaster. Who Do You Think You Are? David Dickinson explores his Armenian heritage. Their Finest Hour. Tribute to the conscript coal miners of the Second World War. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team visit Witley Court in Worcestershire. Creation: The Battle For Charles Darwin Hogan Knows Best. Hulks son gets a grilling. Crimes That Shook Britain. The story of nurse Beverley Allitt, who killed four children. Black Widow: A Web Of Suspicion. The life of wealthy socialite Sandra Bridewell. Snapped: Women Who Kill Crimes Of Passion Women Behind Bars. Roene Lee Ashing, who was charged with masterminding a murder. Sky Cops. Five police officers compete to join the helicopter squad. Jamie Theakston narrates. Heir Hunters. Snow threatens to halt the work of probate detective firm Fraser and Fraser. Coast. Nicholas Crane visits the cliffs near Beachy Head to discover how the chalk was formed. The Real Little Britain. Documentary exploring real life in communities around the UK. Sky Cops. Five police officers compete to join the helicopter squad. Jamie Theakston narrates. 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