SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Friday, 25 September 2009 31 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.00 The Great Escape. Allied prisoners held in a maximum-security detention camp plan a breakout. Second World War drama, starring Steve McQueen and Richard Attenborough. Bangkok Dangerous. A hitman travels to Thailand to murder four people, but falls for a deaf girl. Action thriller, starring Nicolas Cage, Shahkrit Yamnarm and Charlie Yeung. 10.45 Outpost. Mercenaries exploring an abandoned bunker encounter zombie soldiers. Horror, starring Ray Stevenson. 6.15 Evan Almighty. With Steve Carell, John Goodman, Lauren Graham and Morgan Freeman. What Happens In Vegas. Two strangers wake up after a drunken night in the clubs of Las Vegas to find they are married. With Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher. 9.45 South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut. With the voices of Trey Parker, Matt Stone, George Clooney, Eric Idle and Isaac Hayes. 11.10 Balls Of Fury. With Dan Fogler, Christopher Walken and Maggie Q. 5.30 Spider-Man 3. With Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco and Thomas Haden Church. Iron Man. An arms manufacturer invents a hi-tech suit of armour and uses it to fight evil. Superhero adventure, with Robert Downey Jr, Jeff Bridges, Gwyneth Paltrow, Terrence Howard and Shaun Toub. 10.10 The Condemned. Convicted murderers are forced to fight to the death on a live Internet feed. With Steve Austin, Vinnie Jones, Robert Mammone and Victoria Mussett. 6.20 Alvin And The Chipmunks. Childrens comedy, starring Jason Lee and David Cross. National Treasure: Book Of Secrets. An archaeologist sets out to clear an ancestor of involvement in Abraham Lincolns assassination. Adventure sequel, starring Nicolas Cage and Helen Mirren. 10.10 The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas. Two young couples head for the Stone Age gambling capital. Comedy prequel, with Mark Addy. 11.45 The Sound Of Music 5.40 Across The Universe. With Evan Rachel Wood, Jim Sturgess and Joe Anderson. Gone Baby Gone. A private eye returns to the tough neighbourhood he grew up in to find a missing four-year-old girl. With Casey Affleck, Michelle Monaghan, Morgan Freeman and Ed Harris. Sleuth. A vengeful reclusive author draws his wifes lover into a battle of wits. Remake of the 1972 mystery thriller, starring Michael Caine and Jude Law. 11.35 Black Snake Moan 5.40 The Blob 7.15 Prom Night. A teenagers prom takes a dark turn when her parents killer crashes the party. With Brittany Snow, Scott Porter, Jessica Stroup and Dana Davis. AVPR: Aliens Vs Predator Requiem. Extraterrestrial monsters clash again, but this time a hybrid is on the loose. With Steven Pasquale and Reiko Aylesworth. 10.40 Soldier. A genetically engineered soldier defends the inhabitants of a desolate planet. With Kurt Russell. 6.25 How She Move. Drama, starring Rutina Wesley, Tre Armstrong and Dwain Murphy. St Trinians. Mischievous schoolgirls hatch a daring plan to save their boarding school from closure. Comedy, with Rupert Everett, Colin Firth and Gemma Arterton. 9.45 Forgetting Sarah Marshall. A man takes a holiday in Hawaii after a break- up, only to find his ex staying at the same resort. Comedy, with Jason Segel. 11.45 Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Jaws 2. A man-eating shark terrorises teenagers adrift at sea off the coast of the resort of Amity. Thriller sequel, starring Roy Scheider, Lorraine Gary, Murray Hamilton and Joseph Mascolo. Jumper. A man who discovers he can teleport is hunted down by a secret society. Fantasy thriller, starring Hayden Christensen and Samuel L Jackson. 10.35 Rambo. The one-man army travels to Burma to rescue a party of missionaries. Action sequel, with Sylvester Stallone and Julie Benz. 6.45 The Year Of Living Dangerously. A journalist is sent to Indonesia, where he comes into conflict with a British diplomat. Political thriller, starring Mel Gibson and Sigourney Weaver. Money Talks. A journalist offers to shelter a fugitive for the weekend, but the plan soon goes awry. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Chris Tucker, Heather Locklear, Gerard Ismael and Paul Sorvino. Showdown In Little Tokyo. Action adventure, starring Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee. Say Anything. A teenager sets out to woo the most beautiful and intelligent girl in his class. Romantic comedy drama, with John Cusack, Ione Skye, John Mahoney, Lili Taylor and Amy Brooks. The Transporter. An underworld courier ends up battling his employers when his conscience gets the better of him. Adventure, starring Jason Statham and Shu Qi. 10.45 District 13. Premiere. Futuristic thriller, starring Cyril Raffaelli, David Belle, Tony DAmario and Larbi Naceri. 6.45 Plunkett And Macleane. Period adventure, starring Robert Carlyle, Jonny Lee Miller, Liv Tyler, Ken Stott and Alan Cumming. Trekkies. Documentary presented by actor Denise Crosby, meeting the followers of the series that spawned seemingly endless spin-offs. All The Real Girls. A naive small-town girl is stunned but flattered when a local womaniser sets her in his sights. Drama, starring Paul Schneider. 11.50 American Beauty movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm dermot oLeary, 6.45pm, itV2 donny osmond, 7.35pm, e4 mackenzie crook, 8pm, BBc3 Jeri ryan, 9pm, Virgin 1 helen mccrory, 9pm, itV3 Quentin, 10.20pm, G.o.L.d. skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn 1.00 Live ICC Champions Trophy Cricket. Sri Lanka v England. Andrew Strausss men get their Group B campaign under way in the one-day tournament at New Wanderers Stadium in Johannesburg, South Africa. The sides last met in the 50-over format in October 2007. Football League Weekend. A look ahead to the weekends fixtures in the Championship. Premier League Preview World Sport. The latest events across the globe. Premier League Preview Live Super League. Huddersfield Giants v Catalans Dragons (kick-off 8.00pm). Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson introduce coverage of this evenings preliminary semi-final at the Galpharm Stadium. Live Friday Fight Night. Matthew Macklin v Amin Asikainen. Coverage of the bout for the vacant European Middleweight title, held at the Manchester Velodrome. Tight Lines. Weekly fishing show, featuring a studio guest and features from around the world. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world, with a special focus on the European and US Tours. Plus, updates on the days scoring and interviews with players making the headlines. WWE: Late Night -- Smackdown. Jim Ross and Todd Grisham commentate on the latest fights from the Smackdown stable. 6.00 Live Rugby Union. Sharks v Leopards (kick- off 6.10pm). From the ABSA Stadium in Durban. British Ice Hockey. Sheffield Steelers v Cardiff Devils. A chance to see all the action from the Elite League encounter at the Sheffield Arena. Tight Lines. Weekly fishing show, featuring a studio guest and features from around the world. Ocean Adventures. The latest surfing events. IAAF Athletix Weekly. Athletics news. 5.25 Live Under-20s World Cup Football. Nigeria v Venezuela. 7.45 Under-20s World Cup Football. Highlights of Paraguay v Italy. Live Under-20s World Cup Football. Spain v Tahiti (kick-off 8.30pm). Coverage of the opening Group B match for both sides at the Al Salam Stadium in Cairo, Egypt. FIFA Under-20s: Today In Egypt 10.45 Live Rallying 11.15 Freeride Spirit F1: The Factory. With the Williams F1 team. Goal! The latest round of Bundesliga fixtures. Live Bundesliga. FC Nurnberg v VfL Bochum (kick-off 7.30pm). This evenings game in Germanys top-flight division comes from the Frankenstadion. Total Italian Football. Preview The Ultimate Fighter. Fly-on-the-wall series following amateur martial arts experts. UFC Unleashed. Archival footage from the world championship for mixed martial arts. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Mr Burns prepares to get married. The Simpsons. Homer is rushed to hospital. Grease: The School Musical. The teenage students take part in final auditions. UK Border Force. The UK Border Agency travel the country to put a stop to sham weddings. Road Wars. Police officers use cars fitted with cameras to offer an insight into vehicle crime. Ross Kemp In Search Of Pirates. Exploring the devastating impact of piracy in Nigeria. Star Trek: Voyager. Q brings his rebellious son on board the ship to learn some discipline. Chuck. A group of villains plans to create its own Intersect. Comedy, starring Zachary Levi. Star Trek: Voyager. Part one of two. The Borg Queen discovers members of the collective have found a way of becoming more independent. Kate Mulgrew and Jeri Ryan star. Sexcetera. Examining aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Top Gear. Olympic gold medal-winning sprinter Usain Bolt is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. Merlin. Mackenzie Crook guest stars. 8.45 Merlin Secrets And Magic Wounded. The progress of two soldiers injured in Afghanistan as they receive treatment at the Defence Rehabilitation Centre at Headley Court. EastEnders. Jane decides to make big changes. Lunch Monkeys. Darrel turns to alcohol. Family Guy 11.50 Family Guy World News Today Leeds International Piano Competition 2009. Huw Edwards introduces the second finalist. Transatlantic Sessions. Featuring James Taylor. Classic Albums. An insight into the making of the Doors debut album. 9.50 The Doors: No One Here Gets Out Alive Hogmanay On TV -- The Glory Years. A tartan-tinged view of TV Hogmanays. 11.20 Spiral. Laure is disciplined for using force on a suspect. 6.45 The X Factor. The final leg of the audition tour. Dermot OLeary presents. The Xtra Factor. The judges tell Holly Willoughby which category they would prefer. Die Another Day. James Bonds pursuit of a terrorist leads to a British billionaire who has constructed a devastating orbital weapon. Spy adventure, starring Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry, Toby Stephens, Judi Dench, John Cleese and Rosamund Pike. 11.45 What Katie Did Next 6.50 Wycliffe. A ritual killing in a village church points to the work of a satanic cult. 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot. An heiress has a disturbing train journey. David Suchet stars. Life. A soldier is stabbed to death while on leave. Damian Lewis and Helen McCrory star. Mr Saturday Night. An elderly stand-up comic looks back over his long career. Comedy drama, directed by and starring Billy Crystal, with David Paymer, Julie Warner and Helen Hunt. Police, Camera, Action! Motorway madness. Ultimate Police Chases: Nowhere To Run Send In The Dogs. Two of Europes most famous canine detectives. Narrated by Ken Stott. Ultimate Force. A female soldier attempts to join Red Troop and it is not long before her skills are put to the ultimate test. Ross Kemp stars. Jarhead. A newly enlisted Marine endures a gruelling tour of duty in the first Gulf War. Drama, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Jamie Foxx. Hollyoaks. Ravi returns from hospital. 7.35 Friends. Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond guest star. 8.15 Friends. Phoebe and Mikes wedding day arrives. Supernanny. Jo Frost comes to the aid of a family with an aggressive four-year-old. Wife Swap USA. A New York woman trades places with a former boxer from California. Bulletproof Monk. Martial arts thriller, with Chow Yun-Fat and Seann William Scott. Relocation, Relocation. Revisiting a couple who moved from London to Lancashire. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart The Cider House Rules. A doctors assistant sets out to explore the world, but events force him to face a host of difficult personal and moral choices. Drama, starring Michael Caine, Tobey Maguire, Charlize Theron and Paul Rudd. 11.25 Les Dawsons Lost Diaries. Documentary. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda is visited by the ghost of a chef. Drama, starring Jennifer Love Hewitt. Army Wives. The Logans face a difficult choice, and Roxy receives some shocking news. Medium. Devalos asks Allison to help his friends find their missing daughter. CSI: Miami. The CSIs uncover a plot to distribute a new type of ammunition. David Caruso stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. An explosion threatens the outcome of a case. Last Of The Summer Wine. The trio attend a friends funeral. 7.40 Steptoe And Son. Harold and Albert attend a funeral. 8.20 Yes Minister. A conflict of interests arises. Ruddy Hell! Its Harry And Paul. With Morwenna Banks. 9.40 Harry Enfield And Chums. Comedy sketches. 10.20 Jonathan Creek. The duo investigate the murder of a plastic surgeon. Detective drama, starring Caroline Quentin. 11.40 Harry Enfield And Chums Dalziel & Pascoe. The discovery of a mans body in a disused mineshaft reawakens the communitys suspicions over a girls death. Drama, starring Warren Clarke and Colin Buchanan. Taggart. The team investigates the murder of an attractive trophy wife from the well-heeled Clydeside sailing fraternity and Matt Burke encounters an old flame. Drama, with Alex Norton. 10.55 Messiah V: The Rapture. Feature-length crime drama, starring Marc Warren and Marsha Thomason. The King Of Queens. Deacon lies to his wife. The King Of Queens. Kevin James stars. Scrubs. JD risks his friendship with Turk. Scrubs. JD seeks relief from the stress of work. South Park. The boys reputation is at risk. South Park. Animated series for adults. South Park. Kenny takes his date to a concert. South Park. A boy tries to keep order. South Park. Cartman heads to Somalia. The Sarah Silverman Program NCIS. The team tries to prove Ziva had nothing to do with a political assassination. NCIS. Gibbs comes out of retirement against his better judgement to help Fornell and his daughter. NCIS. An ICE agent is murdered after a security breach, while Tony prepares to face Rivkin. True Blood. Tara is arrested for drunk driving and a stranger bails her out when her mother refuses to help. 11.10 Burn Notice. Michael tracks down a womans estranged husband. Warehouse 13. Pete and Myka investigate an entire towns unusual behaviour. Medium. Allison investigates a series of apparently random killings. The Nines. An actor under house arrest, a man stranded in the wilderness and a struggling TV sitcom writer share an unlikely bond. Drama, starring Ryan Reynolds and Melissa McCarthy. Komodo Vs. Cobra. Sci-fi horror, starring Michael Par and Michelle Borth. Mythbusters. Part one of two. Investigating stunts and gadgets seen in the James Bond films. How Do They Do It? Microchips. How Its Made. Police badges and rum. World War Two In HD Colour. The attack on Pearl Harbour, which roused America to join the war. Home Front Britain With Jim Carter. The presenter examines a film about a massacre. Chop Shop. Part two of two. Work continues on Johnny Vegass volcano car. World War II: The Apocalypse. Slave labour in Nazi-occupied France. Killer Lakes. The hidden danger in an African lake that led to the deaths of 1,700 people. Air Crash Investigation. The implications of the worst aviation disaster in Norwegian history. Air Crash Investigation. Reconstruction of a collision between two planes at 14,000 feet. Americas Hardest Prisons. Following new staff at the Wyoming State Penitentiary. Creation: The Battle For Charles Darwin The Cosmos: A Beginners Guide SAS: The Originals. Colonel Tim Collins continues his history of the Special Air Service. The Lost Evidence. Second World War footage reveals the tactics that won the Battle of Britain. The World At War. Examining the longest retreat in British military history. Narrated by Laurence Olivier. 11.05 The Last Days Of World War Two. The Americans suffer setbacks. Antiques Roadshow. The team visits Hastings, where treasures include a Meissen pot. Surviving Disaster. Re-creation of the 1980 Iran hostage rescue attempt. Who Do You Think You Are? Actor David Tennant sets out to trace his Scottish roots. Their Finest Hour. Investigating the role of the Great Western Railway during the war. Antiques Roadshow. The team visits Hastings, where treasures include a Meissen pot. The Simple Life. Paris suffers from homesickness and Nicole does her best to cheer her up. Catherine Zeta-Jones. Profile of the actor, who has starred in The Terminal and Oceans Twelve. Demi Moore. The career of the actor, who hit the big time with her role in the film Ghost. Hilary Swank. Profile of the Oscar-winning actor, star of Boys Dont Cry and Million Dollar Baby. Kate Winslet. Profile of the actor who achieved fame with her role in Heavenly Creatures. Who Do You Think You Are? Actor Jeremy Irons embarks on an exploration of his ancestry. Heir Hunters. The detectives try to track down relatives of a deceased pools winner. Coast. From Jersey to Dover, where Neil Oliver tells the tragic story of the first Channel swimmer. Boys From The Brown Stuff. Following the work of Londons sewer flushers. Sky Cops. The trainees raid a suspected drug dealer with the unit. Jamie Theakston narrates. The Nile. Conclusion. The quest of 19th-century explorers to trace the source of the river. 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