SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.25 The Accidental Husband. Romantic comedy, starring Uma Thurman and Colin Firth. Disaster Movie. A group of misfits battles to save the Earth from a series of natural disasters. Spoof comedy, starring Matt Lanter and Vanessa Minnillo. 9.40 Bangkok Dangerous. A hitman travels to Thailand to murder four people, but falls for a deaf girl. Action thriller, starring Nicolas Cage and Shahkrit Yamnarm. 11.25 Outpost. Horror, starring Ray Stevenson. 6.30 Surfs Up. Animated comedy, with the voices of Jeff Bridges and Shia LaBeouf. Me, Myself And Irene. A mild-mannered policemans pent-up frustration results in a split personality. Comedy from the Farrelly brothers, starring Jim Carrey and Rene Zellweger. Superhero Movie. A student develops strange powers after being bitten by a radioactive dragonfly. Comic-book movie spoof, with Drake Bell. The Hottie And The Nottie. Comedy. 5.50 The Mummy. Action adventure, starring Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz and John Hannah. 300. Leonidas, king of Sparta, assembles 300 of his finest warriors and takes them into battle against the invading Persian forces. Action adventure, starring Gerard Butler and Lena Headey. Wanted. A man joins a society of assassins that kills people destined to commit greater acts of evil. Action adventure, starring James McAvoy and Angelina Jolie. 11.55 Johnny Handsome 6.00 The Game Plan. Family comedy, starring Dwayne Johnson and Madison Pettis. The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian. The Pevensie children return to the magical land of Narnia. War is now brewing, and the young heroes must help the rightful king of Narnia to reclaim his throne. Adventure sequel, with Ben Barnes. Cocoon. Pensioners rediscover their youth thanks to a mysterious swimming pool and friendly aliens. Sci-fi fantasy, with Wilford Brimley. 6.00 December Boys. Coming-of-age drama, starring Daniel Radcliffe and Lee Cormie. Meet Joe Black. Death takes over the body of a doctor and embarks on a mission to claim the life of a powerful media tycoon, but ends up falling in love with his daughter instead -- leaving him on the horns of an unenviable dilemma. Romantic fantasy, starring Brad Pitt and Claire Forlani. Rendition. Political thriller, with Reese Witherspoon, Jake Gyllenhaal and Meryl Streep. Alien 3. Officer Ripley is marooned on a prison planet, where she faces her extraterrestrial nemesis once more. David Finchers sci-fi thriller sequel, starring Sigourney Weaver and Charles Dance. One Missed Call. A student must stop a series of deaths where victims first receive an ominous phonecall. Horror, with Shannyn Sossamon. Doomsday. Highly trained soldiers are sent into the ruins of Scotland to find the cure to a lethal virus. Futuristic thriller, with Rhona Mitra. 6.15 First Sunday. Crime comedy, starring Ice Cube, Tracy Morgan and Katt Williams. Fools Gold. A bickering couple are reunited on a quest to locate a legendary treasure. Romantic comedy adventure, starring Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson and Donald Sutherland. Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worlds End. The swashbuckling heroes must rescue Captain Jack Sparrow from the land of the dead. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Johnny Depp. 5.35 The Invasion 7.20 Cleaner. A police crime-scene cleaner realises someone is using him to destroy evidence. Crime thriller, starring Samuel L Jackson and Ed Harris. Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Jedi knight Anakin Skywalker embarks on a rescue mission. Animated sci-fi adventure, with the voice of Matt Lanter. 10.45 I Am Legend. A scientist becomes the last survivor of a virus. Sci-fi thriller, starring Will Smith and Alice Braga. 6.30 Selena. Fact-based musical biopic about a vivacious singing star who shot to fame with her unique vocal talents, but whose career was cruelly cut short by her murder. With Jennifer Lopez. The Main Event. A bankrupt entrepreneur tries desperately to convince a washed-up boxer to step back into the ring to win her money back. Comedy, starring Barbra Streisand and Ryan ONeal. 11.05 Diner. Coming-of-age drama, starring Steve Guttenberg and Mickey Rourke. 6.50 Save The Last Dance. A troubled teenager in mourning for her mother finds her grief relieved through dance. Romantic drama, starring Julia Stiles, Sean Patrick Thomas and Kerry Washington. I, Robot. A detective is convinced a robot is a killer, even though it is programmed to never harm humans. Sci-fi thriller, loosely based on the short stories by Isaac Asimov, with Will Smith and Bridget Moynahan. 11.10 Water Lilies. Premiere. Drama, starring Pauline Acquart. 6.30 The Counterfeiters. Oscar-winning fact-based drama, starring Karl Markovics and August Diehl. 8.10 Priceless. A gold-digging woman helps a penniless bartender seduce a wealthy widow. Romantic comedy, starring Audrey Tautou, Gad Elmaleh and Vernon Dobtcheff. Waitress. A small-town waitress plans to leave her husband -- but an unexpected pregnancy gets in the way. Romantic drama, starring Keri Russell and Nathan Fillion. 11.50 Face movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm michael aspel, 7pm, yesterday paris hilton, 8pm, itV2 Jared padalecki, 9pm, Living mica paris, 9pm, Bio Janet street-porter, 10pm, more4 Jeremy irons, 10pm, Blighty skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn 6.30 Carling Cup Football Live Premier League Snooker. The third round of the season comes from the Southampton Guild Hall, as Neil Robertson faces Stephen Hendry and John Higgins takes on Marco Fu. Robertson has a point to prove after missing out in 2008 and finishing bottom of the table two years ago, and is up against six-time champion Hendry. Carling Cup Football. A round-up of this weeks third-round ties. 6.30 The Rugby Club. Rugby union magazine. Live Rugby League. Halifax RLFC v Featherstone Rovers (kick-off 7.30pm). Coverage of the Championship final eliminator at the Shay, as the teams contest a place in the Grand Final. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. Premier League World. The latest news. Time Of Our Lives. A look back at Burnleys title-winning side from the 1959/60 season. NFL: Total Access. The world of the NFL. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world, with a special focus on the European and US Tours. Plus, updates on the days scoring, and interviews with players making the headlines. WWE: Late Night -- Raw. Action from the States with the over-the-top stars, featuring the likes of Shawn Michaels, Triple H and John Cena. Presented by Michael Cole and Jerry The King Lawler. Extreme Championship Wrestling Taekwondo. The British International Open. Highlights from Manchester. Race World. The latest motor sport highlights. Carling Cup Football. This weeks third-round ties, including Leeds United v Liverpool. Live Poker. Coverage of the latest Sky Poker Five-00 tournament, which features 500 online players competing for a guaranteed prize pool of 5,000 on a weekly basis. 6.40 Live Under-20s World Cup Football. Egypt v Trinidad & Tobago (kick-off 7pm). Coverage of the opening match of the tournament, featuring the Group A clash at the Borg El Arab Stadium. F1: The Factory. Behind the scenes. World Superbikes. Action from both races in round 11 at the Nrburgring in Germany. MotoGP. The MotoGP San Marino Grand Prix. A chance to see the 13th race of the season. Cycling. The UCI Road World Championships. 6.00 Serie A Football. Inter Milan v Napoli. Rumble In The Jungle 7.45 Live Serie A Football. Genoa v Juventus (kick-off 7.45pm). This evenings Italian top-flight match comes from the Stadio Luigi Ferraris. 9.45 Goal! 10.15 UFC Unleashed. Archival footage from the world championship for mixed martial arts. 11.15 ESPN Big Fights entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Bart is placed on medication. The Simpsons. Apus wife kicks him out. The Simpsons. Sideshow Bob escapes. The Simpsons. Apus wife has octuplets. Octomum: The 8 Baby Mother. The story of American Nadya Suleman, who became a media sensation when she gave birth to octuplets. Bones. The death of an astronaut raises conspiracy theories involving extraterrestrials. Justin Lee Collins: 180 Star Trek: Voyager. Seven of Nine becomes engrossed in exploring her humanity. Classic Celebrity Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Big-money quiz, with Chris Tarrant. Restaurant In Our Living Room. New series. Two couples turn their homes into restaurants. Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance. Uniformed officers discover an abandoned cannabis factory. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Doctor Who. The Family searches for the Time Lord. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Off The Hook. Danny has a difficult day. Clever V Stupid. Matt Edmondson presents. Tough Guy Or Chicken? The five adventurers become shark wranglers in the Bahamas. EastEnders Lunch Monkeys. Asif goes into business. Family Guy. Lois inherits a fortune. 11.25 Family Guy 11.50 Tough Guy Or Chicken? World News Today A Poets Guide To Britain The Three Lives Of William Wallace. Portrayals of the legendary Scottish character. Watching The Dead. Documentary examining the history of TV forensics shows. In Love With Barbara. Exploring the life of Barbara Cartland, from her attempts to forge a career to her emergence as a top romance novelists. Robert Burns -- The Peoples Poet Primeval. Leek releases a Silurian sand scorpion at a busy beach. Last in the series. Paris Hiltons Best American Friend Forever. The contestants make promotional videos. What Katie Did Next. Katies parents help her escape the attentions of the paparazzi. Katy Brands Big Ass Show Entourage Coronation Street Die Another Day. Spy adventure. 6.50 Wycliffe. A body is found at a farm. Whodunit, starring Jack Shepherd. 7.55 The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes. A man is murdered in New York. Drama, with Jeremy Brett. Moll Flanders. Part one of four. Drama charting the life and loves of a woman born to a convict. Trial And Retribution III. Part two of two. Walker continues to investigate the disappearance of a teenage girl and soon comes up with a murder suspect. The Sweeney. The duo investigate a series of break-ins at local shops and businesses. Police, Camera, Action! Ultimate Police Chases: Nowhere To Run Total Emergency. An ambulance crew treats a butcher whose hand was caught in a mincer. Cyborg. A warrior protects an android who holds the key to saving mankind from a deadly plague. Sci-fi thriller, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. 11.50 Police, Camera, Action! Hollyoaks. Archie is held hostage by Ged. How I Met Your Mother Friends. Joey dates Phoebes friend. Friends. Comedy, with Jennifer Aniston. Reaper. Sam tries to reclaim his soul, and Andie makes the ultimate sacrifice. Last in the series. ChaMone -- Mofo Selecta! A Michael Jackson Tribute. Comedian Leigh Francis presents. Important Things With Demetri Martin 11.35 Peep Show. Robert Webb stars. Relocation, Relocation. Revisiting a mother and daughter who bought a country pub. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Jamies American Road Trip. In the wake of Hurricane Gustav, the chef heads for Louisiana. Gordon Ramsays F Word. Janet Street-Porters veal calves David and Elton go to slaughter. 11.10 Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA. A struggling seafood restaurant. Ghost Whisperer. A spirit seeks assistance from the medium in finding her daughter. Ghost Whisperer. Popular soap opera Hopes Edge visits Grandview to film an episode. Supernatural. Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean meet a boy who is fascinated by insect life. Private Practice. Archer decides to move to LA and take a job at Pacific Wellcare. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A horse trainer dies in mysterious circumstances. Last Of The Summer Wine. Comedy set in Yorkshire. 7.40 Steptoe And Son. Vintage comedy, with Harry H Corbett. 8.20 Yes Minister. Jim sees a chance to further his career. The Vicar Of Dibley. First episode of the comedy. 9.40 The Vicar Of Dibley. Peter Capaldi guest stars. 10.20 Ruddy Hell! Its Harry And Paul Smack The Pony. Offbeat comedy sketch show. 11.35 Smack The Pony. Sketch show. Judge John Deed. Feature-length episode. The judge visits the Hague to hear the case of a British soldier accused of war crimes in Iraq, attracting the attention of Muslim extremists. Waking The Dead. The team is called in to investigate when a convicted killer is cleared on appeal of the murder of his adoptive father. Not fully convinced the man is innocent, Boyd tries to find the rest of the family to establish the truth. Dalziel & Pascoe. Warren Clarke stars. The King Of Queens. Lou Ferrigno guests. The King Of Queens. Ricki Lake guest stars. Scrubs. A personal secret is revealed. Scrubs. Elliot tries to spice up her sex life. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. Jon Cryer stars. Scrubs. Zach Braff and Donald Faison star. Sex And The City. Miranda discovers Steve has cancer. 11.05 Sex And The City. Steve feels insecure. 11.40 Two And A Half Men NCIS. Part one of two. The funeral of a special agent leads Shepard on a covert mission. NCIS. Part two of two. Gibbs investigates the death of a team member. Family Guy. The family sets out on a trip. American Dad! Roger slips into a coma. 10 Items Or Less Family Guy. Brian runs away from home. True Blood. Drama about Sookie Stackhouse, a barmaid who lives in a small American town. Knight Rider. Mike has to rescue an ambassador who has been kidnapped by a terrorist. Legend Of The Seeker. The truth behind the ancient legend of Seeker Kieran is revealed. Legend Of The Seeker. Richard and Kahlan are surprised to encounter an old friend. Warehouse 13. Pete and Myka investigate an entire towns unusual behaviour. The Prophecy. Supernatural thriller, starring Christopher Walken and Elias Koteas. Mythbusters. Investigating whether a person with no flight training can land an aircraft safely. How Do They Do It? Chainsaws. How Its Made. Hand dryers and fleece. The Detonators. New series. Two explosives experts advise on a demolition. Deadliest Catch. Three weeks of long hours and horrendous conditions cause tempers to fray. Chop Shop. Part one of two. Johnny Vegas commissions a souped-up Volkswagen Golf. Seconds From Disaster. The DC-10 crash at Chicagos OHare airport in 1979. Richard Hammonds Engineering Connections. The construction of HMS Illustrious. Megastructures. An ambitious engineering project to construct an ice breaker. Megastructures. Builders and designers discuss the construction of a 400sq ft motor home. Americas Hardest Prisons. The struggle for control at Alexander Correctional Prison. Deep Wreck Mysteries. The search for traces of British warship Curacoa, which sank in 1942. Ice Road Truckers. Tim experiences problems as the men tackle Alaskas North Slope. Ice Road Truckers. Jesse has to choose between his load and the lives of two car passengers. Extreme Trains. The Union Pacifics refrigeration locomotive, which is used to keep goods frozen. Deep Wreck Mysteries. The search for traces of British warship Curacoa, which sank in 1942. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the experts visit Haltwhistle in Northumberland. Surviving Disaster. The Munich plane crash of 1958 that killed 23 passengers. Who Do You Think You Are? Former athlete Colin Jackson researches his Jamaican roots. Their Finest Hour. The role of farms in the Second World War. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the experts visit Haltwhistle in Northumberland. Creation: The Battle For Charles Darwin The Simple Life Psychic Detectives Psychic Detectives Psychic Therapy. Fashion guru and singer Mica Paris explores her life and career in a session. Psychic Investigators. With John Edward. Psychic Kids. A teenage girl who dreamed of her uncles death prior to his murder. Psychic Detectives Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity cook Nigella Lawson explores her Jewish roots. Heir Hunters. A couple of married cousins receive a double windfall. Coast. Neil Oliver explores the site of an abandoned Cold War experiment. Who Do You Think You Are? Oscar-winning actor Jeremy Irons explores his ancestry. Sky Cops. The elite air support unit must learn new tactics. Narrated by Jamie Theakston. The Nile. How the Ethiopian Highlands are the source of the rivers unpredictable floods. Superstorm. Scientists develop technology that enables them to control the weather. Tropic Of Capricorn. Simon Reeve traces the Southern tropic around the globe. MacIntyre: Edge Of Existence. Life with a Bedouin tribe in the Arabian desert. Around The World In 80 Treasures. Dan Cruickshank travels from Turkey to Germany. factual 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm sPort 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm London Lite Thursday, 24 September 2009 31 index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html40.html41.html42.html43.html44.html45.html46.html47.html48.html49.html50.html51.html