SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Wednesday, 23 September 2009 25 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.25 Disaster Movie. Comedy, starring Matt Lanter and Vanessa Minnillo. The Accidental Husband. A talk-show host discovers she is married to a man she has never even met. Romantic comedy, starring Uma Thurman and Colin Firth. 9.45 Bangkok Dangerous. A hitman travels to Thailand to murder four people, but falls for a deaf girl. Action thriller, starring Nicolas Cage and Shahkrit Yamnarm. 11.25 Outpost. Horror, starring Ray Stevenson. 6.25 Are We Done Yet? With Ice Cube, Nia Long, John C McGinley and Aleisha Allen. Over Her Dead Body. A ghost sets out to sabotage her former fiancs burgeoning relationship with a psychic. With Eva Longoria Parker and Paul Rudd. 9.45 Run, Fat Boy, Run. A man who jilted his fiance at the altar tries to prove his love for her by running a Marathon. With Simon Pegg and Thandie Newton. Mr Woodcock. With Billy Bob Thornton. 6.10 X-Men. With Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen and Anna Paquin. The Mechanik. A former soldier fights to rescue a girl from the gang that killed his wife and daughter. With Dolph Lundgren, Ben Cross and Ivan Petrushinov. 9.40 The Top 10 Show The Glimmer Man. A homicide detective becomes the chief suspect in the case of a series of ritual killings. With Steven Seagal and Keenen Ivory Wayans. 11.45 Death Sentence 6.00 The Golden Compass. Fantasy adventure, starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig. Journey To The Center Of The Earth. A scientist searching for his brother stumbles across a lost underground world. Fantasy adventure, with Brendan Fraser. 9.40 The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising. A teenager must prevent dark forces from recovering a mystical artefact. Fantasy adventure, starring Alexander Ludwig. 11.25 Moondance Alexander. Family drama. 6.00 Arlington Road. A man suspects his new neighbours are terrorists. With Jeff Bridges. Die Hard 4.0. Tough cop John McClane goes on the trail of a criminal mastermind who is planning to launch a technological terrorist attack on the US. With Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant, Justin Long and Maggie Q. 10.15 Saving Private Ryan. American soldiers scour the battlefields of France in search of a missing infantryman. With Tom Hanks, Matt Damon and Edward Burns. 6.40 35MM 7.10 The Eye. A blind woman undergoes surgery that restores her sight, only to be haunted by terrifying visions. With Jessica Alba and Alessandro Nivola. The Mist. A strange fog which is harbouring prowling vicious creatures in its depths envelops a small community. With Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden and Laurie Holden. 11.10 Galaxy Quest. With Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver and Alan Rickman. 6.15 Baby Mama. Comedy, starring Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Sigourney Weaver. Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix. The young wizard unites his fellow pupils to battle resurrected dark lord Voldemort. Fantasy adventure sequel, with Daniel Radcliffe, Gary Oldman, Michael Gambon and Alan Rickman. 10.20 I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry. A widowed fireman asks a colleague to pretend to marry him. Comedy, with Adam Sandler and Kevin James. 6.20 Zodiac. Fact-based crime drama following the hunt for the serial killer who terrorised San Francisco in the late Sixties. With Gyllenhaal, Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo. The Incredible Hulk. A scientist who turns into a monster when angry is hunted by a general who wants to use him as a weapon. Comic-book adventure, starring Edward Norton and Tim Roth. The Bourne Ultimatum. Spy thriller sequel, starring Matt Damon and Julia Stiles. 6.45 Promises In The Dark. A doctor gets involved with a terminally ill patient, but the spectre of death casts a shadow over their relationship. Drama, with Marsha Mason and Ned Beatty. The Butchers Wife. A newlywed clairvoyants psychic powers enchant her fellow New Yorkers. Romantic comedy, starring Demi Moore, Jeff Daniels, Mary Steenburgen and Miriam Margolyes. Running On Empty. Powerful drama, starring River Phoenix, Judd Hirsch and Christine Lahti. The Family Stone. A woman struggles to make a good impression on her future in-laws over Christmas. Comedy drama, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Dermot Mulroney. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. The owner of a run-down gym forms a dodgeball team to compete in the US championships. Comedy, with Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn. 10.50 The Page Turner. Premiere. French thriller, starring Catherine Frot, Dborah Franois and Pascal Greggory. 6.00 Mongol: The Rise To Power Of Genghis Khan. Historical drama, starring Tadanobu Asano and Honglei Sun. 8.15 Be Kind Rewind. Two friends try to remake a video stores entire stock when all the tapes are accidentally erased. Comedy, starring Jack Black and Mos Def. Buffalo 66. An ex-con kidnaps a girl and forces her to play the part of his wife as he attends a family reunion. Drama, starring Vincent Gallo, Christina Ricci and Anjelica Huston. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Jessica hynes, 7pm, BBc3 George cole, 7pm, itV4 rebecca romijn, 8pm, sky1 Jennifer aniston, 8pm, e4 harrison Ford, 9pm, sky1 peter capaldi, 10pm, BBc4 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn 1.00 Live ICC Champions Trophy Cricket. Pakistan v West Indies. All the action from the opening Group A one-day match, held at New Wanderers Stadium in Johannesburg, South Africa. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. Boots n All. Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson review the weeks action. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. Live Carling Cup Football. Manchester United v Wolverhampton Wanderers (kick-off 8pm). All the action from the third-round tie at Old Trafford, as Alex Fergusons men begin their defence of the trophy, having beaten Tottenham Hotspur on penalties in last seasons final. 10.15 Spanish Football. Villarreal v Real Madrid. Action from the La Liga match at the Estadio El Madrigal. European Challenge Tour Golf. The Kazakhstan Open. From the Zhailjau Golf Resort in Almaty. Boots n All. Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson review the weeks action. DTM Motor Racing. The eighth round of Germanys most popular form of motor racing. Transworld Sport. Focusing on mainstream activities and minority interest events. Asian Tour Weekly. The latest news. European Tour Weekly. The latest news. Best Of British Motorsport. Recent action from a variety of disciplines around the country. Golf. The Disabled British Open Championship. Action from the inaugural event. Asian Tour Weekly. The latest news. Powerboating. Round five of the P1 World Championships from Sicily. Watersports World. Highlights of aquatic activities from across the planet. Rallyzone. News from around the world. 6.10 Show Jumping 7.10 Polo. Highlights of the Queens Cup final 8.05 Riders Club 8.10 Wednesday Selection Guest 8.25 US Tour Golf. The Deutsche Bank Championship. 9.25 European Tour Golf 9.55 Golf Club Sailing. Highlights. 10.25 Yacht Club. Magazine for sailing enthusiasts. Test Drive. A look at the new models on display at the Geneva Motor Show. 5.15 Barca TV 7.15 Serie A Weekly Round-Up. Highlights. 7.45 Live Serie A Football. Inter Milan v Napoli (kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from the San Siro. 9.45 AFL Review Show. The latest round of fixtures in the Australian Football League. 10.45 PortuGol. Highlights. 11.15 Russian Premier League Football 11.45 ESPN Boxing: Short Stories entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. A stern judge punishes Homer. The Simpsons Project Runway. The contestants design maternity clothes for actor Rebecca Romijn. Patriot Games. A former CIA agent foils an attack on a member of the British royal family, but becomes a target himself. Thriller, starring Harrison Ford, Sean Bean and Samuel L Jackson. 11.15 Ross Kemp On Gangs. Gang culture in Los Angeles. Star Trek: Voyager. Part two of two. Chakotay desperately tries to jog Janeways memory. Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK. A man reportedly threatening to kill people with a knife. Criminal Minds. Part one of two. The team pursues a cannibalistic serial killer. Criminal Minds. Gideon, Reid and Prentiss interrogate the leader of a terrorist sleeper cell. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Doctor Who. Part one of two. Jessica Hynes guest stars. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Dont Tell The Bride. A man with two daughters plans the perfect wedding. Poseidon. A group of passengers tries to escape from a capsized cruise ship. Thriller, starring Kurt Russell and Richard Dreyfuss. How Not To Live Your Life. Dan Clark stars. Family Guy. Animated comedy. 11.25 Family Guy 11.50 Lunch Monkeys World News Today Talking Landscapes. With Aubrey Manning. Munro: Mountain Man. Following the story of Victorian adventurer Hugh Munro. Jonathan Meades Off Kilter. Touring Scotlands lower league football towns. Last in the series. The Crow Road. Prentice hears bad news about Verity. Joseph McFadden and Peter Capaldi star. The Crow Road. Prentice finally begins to make sense of his familys dynasty. Last in the series. Primeval. An angry mammoth appears on a busy motorway in broad daylight. Spain: Paradise Lost. Part one of two. Stories of British expats now living in Spain. Trinity. Freshers at Trinity College discover a world of sex, drugs and secret societies. Terminator 2: Judgment Day. A cyborg is sent back in time to protect the future saviour of the human race. Sci-fi thriller sequel, with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Linda Hamilton. 6.50 Wycliffe. An ancient Cornish folk ritual ends in murder. Jack Shepherd stars. 7.55 Monarch Of The Glen. Sibling rivalry rears its ugly head when a familiar face returns to Glenbogle. Numb3rs. The team helps track down a conman who has eluded an FBI agent for two years. Life. Raybourns security specialist leads Crews to make a surprising discovery. After Hours. Martin Scorseses black comedy, with Griffin Dunne and Rosanna Arquette. Minder. Arthur becomes involved with a gambler who promptly dies. George Cole stars. The Sweeney. Regan and Carter investigate a series of break-ins at local shops. Real Crime: Cracking The Killers Code. The first criminal to be snared by DNA fingerprinting. 10.05 Ground Control. An air traffic controller is haunted by memories of a plane crash he failed to prevent. Drama, starring Kiefer Sutherland and Robert Sean Leonard. Hollyoaks. Hayley contaminates a pizza. How I Met Your Mother. Josh Radnor stars. Friends. Ross discovers Rachels worst fear. Friends. Monica cooks Thanksgiving dinner. Bulletproof Monk. A Tibetan monk battles modern-day Nazis while training a thief to be his replacement. Martial arts thriller, starring Chow Yun-Fat and Seann William Scott. 11.05 Demetri Martin: Person. The stand-up show filmed in Texas in 2007. Relocation, Relocation. Kirstie Allsopp revisits a couple who left London 18 months previously. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Time Team. Tony Robinson and the crew excavate a Surrey field. Prince John: The Windsors Tragic Secret. Exploring the life of King George Vs youngest child. 11.05 Saving Grace. The detective tries to find a missing bull statue. Ghost Whisperer. Jim takes up Melindas job investigating the paranormal. Four Weddings. Brides compete for an all- expenses-paid honeymoon. Dating In The Dark. Three women compete for the same man -- but are unaware of his age. CSI: Miami. Frank steps on a land mine and cant remove his foot without triggering the device. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A comedian drops dead on stage. William Petersen stars. Last Of The Summer Wine. Howard turns to Clegg for help. 7.40 Steptoe And Son. Harold writes a magazine article. 8.20 Yes Minister. Sir Humphrey is being evasive. Last in series. The Royle Family. Dave is accused of flirting. 9.40 The Royle Family. Comedy, starring Caroline Aherne. 10.20 Absolutely Fabulous. Edina has a cash crisis. The Omid Djalili Show. Stand-up comedy and sketch show. 11.40 The Black Adder The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. Havers returns to work and is forced to confront demons from her past when the team investigates the case of a woman murdered with a shotgun. Inspector George Gently. After an unidentified body is found near an RAF base, Gently works alongside Special Branch officers who suspect the victim was involved with the IRA. 10.55 Silent Witness. Sam is not convinced that a sports agent committed suicide. The King Of Queens. Lou Ferrigno stars. The King Of Queens. Kevin James stars. Scrubs. Elliot falls for a new member of staff. Scrubs. Jordan prepares to give birth. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men Omid Djalili -- One Night Stand. Comedy. 10.35 Sex And The City. Sarah Jessica Parker stars. 11.10 Sex And The City. Mirandas mother dies. 11.45 Two And A Half Men NCIS. A dramatic undercover operation results in the death of a serial killer. NCIS. Palmer comes under fire while investigating a murder at a Navy building site. Family Guy. The Griffins get new neighbours. American Dad! ReGenesis. Bob finally tracks down Nina and makes a gruesome discovery. John From Cincinnati. Dr Smith believes a paranormal phenomenon has occurred. Knight Rider. Agent Rivais life is endangered. Jurassic Park. A tycoon creates genetically engineered dinosaurs, which escape and go on the rampage. Steven Spielbergs action adventure, starring Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum and Richard Attenborough. Toxic Skies. A specialist from a health organisation investigates a mysterious illness ravaging a town. Drama, starring Anne Heche. Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman investigate a steam-powered machine gun. How Do They Do It? Specialist lightbulbs. How Its Made. Combination wrenches. Raging Planet. The power of lightning. Crashes That Changed Flying. Significant accidents in the history of flight. Chop Shop. Part two of two. Leepu and the team continue to recreate the Fiftees Classic Jet One. Seconds From Disaster. The reasons behind two passenger jet crashes during the Fifties. Outlaw Bikers. How an agent infiltrated the Mongol motorcycle gang. Maximum Security: American Justice. Border Security USA. The work of American border-protection agencies. Americas Hardest Prisons. An insight into life behind the bars of Salinas Valley State Prison. Deep Wreck Mysteries. Divers explore the remains of the troop-carrier SS Leopoldville. The Real Jason And The Argonauts. The possibility the myth is rooted in real events. Ax Men. Documentary following the lives of lumberjacks in Americas Pacific Northwest. Americas Toughest Jobs. The contestants tackle some of the most dangerous roads in Alaska. Deep Wreck Mysteries. Exploring the remains of the troop-carrier SS Leopoldville. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team visit Portmeirion in North Wales. Inventions That Changed The World. The effect of television on the modern world. Who Do You Think You Are? Actor Robert Lindsay traces his Derbyshire roots. Their Finest Hour. The unsung heroes of the Second World War from the west of England. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team visit Portmeirion in North Wales. The Simple Life. The girls get into trouble. The Simple Life The Wahlberg Brothers. A look at the lives of Mark and Donnie Wahlberg. Vanilla Ice. The rapper-turned-reality TV star. Run-DMC. The rise of the hip-hop group. Jennifer Lopez. An interview with the Bronx-born diva and movie star. Who Do You Think You Are? Antiques expert David Dickinson explores his Armenian heritage. Heir Hunters. The families of two brothers separated at birth meet for the first time. Coast. Nicholas Crane discovers how the British coastline will look in years to come. Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity cook Nigella Lawson explores her Jewish roots. Traffic Cops. 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