London Lite Wednesday, 23 September 2009 11 Its a perk being a university lecher, saystopacademic Vice-chancellorlikesabitofogling AttrActive young female students are a perk to be enjoyed by male academics -- but only from a safe distance, according to a leading university vice-chancellor. Dr terence Kealey of Buckingham University suggested academics should adopt the lap-dancing club policy of look but not touch. His comments, contained in a humour- ous article on the seven deadly sins of university life in the times Higher education magazine, seem certain to provoke criticism. they have already been condemned by the National Union of Students as completely unacceptable. Dr Kealey says: Most male lecturers know that, most years, there will be a girl in class who flashes her admiration and who asks for advice on her essays. What to do? enjoy her! Shes a perk. He adds that on American campuses, girls wanted relationships with heroic sports stars but on english campuses, academics can be heroes. As a result, some female students fantasised about male lecturers and flaunted their bodies which you should admire daily to spice up your sex, nightly, with your wife. Yup. im afraid so. As in Stringfellows, you should look but not touch. Olivia Bailey, womans officer at the National Union of Students, said: regardless of whether this is an attempt at humour, it is completely unacceptable for someone in terence Kealeys position to compare a lecture theatre to a lap-dancing club. SIR ELTON JOHN has raised 500,000 to buy an organ for the Royal Academy of Music. His three- hour concert at the Royal Albert Hall last night raised funds to install the Swiss-made instrument in the Academys main concert hall. The non-stop show kicked off his five-week European tour, which starts tomorrow in France. by georgina littlejohn Eltonpipesup forcharitygig Look but dont touch: Dr Kealey Fast talkan instant interviewwith... Naomie Harris THE 33-year-old Pirates Of The Caribbean actress supported last weeks Ndoro Childrens Charities Celebrity Event ( Famous or unknown? Nice to be famous within the industry, but a pain outside of that. The journey or the destination? The Zen masters teach us that its all about the journey, but I much prefer to arrive at my destination, unpack, get comfortable and enjoy life from there! Gordon Brown or Barack Obama? Barack Obama. Does this require any further explanation? Hello! magazine or Financial Times? Financial Times. Its important to keep feeding the brain or it turns to mush. Horror or adventure film? Adventure. Ive never understood the point of going to see a film to be scared, thats kind of a one- dimensional experience for me. Designer labels or high street? Designer labels. The cut, the finish, the craftsmanship, the materials. Theyre just not comparable to high street. And they last. Showbiz party or local boozer? I dont drink, so a local boozer is not my idea of fun. Lily Allen or Lady GaGa? Neither are really my cup of tea but at a push Lily Allen, just cos she seems less manufactured. Pie and mash or sushi? Pie and mash. I hate anything cold or uncooked. Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom? Orlando Bloom (left). I got to know him better than Johnny, and he looked after me when I was sick on set [of Pirates Of The Caribbean]. A sweet guy. Naomie stars in Morris: A Life With Bells On, released on 27 September. ANGUS WATSON index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html40.html41.html42.html43.html44.html45.html46.html47.html