email your views to tellus@thisislondon.co.uk or log on to thisislondon.co.uk/chat MESSAGEBOARD 10 Wednesday, 23 September 2009 London Lite There were support hotlines when Take That split up. Will there be the same now that Chas & Dave are parting? Im devastated! Mrs P, DA7 Im sure Dan from Single File (Lite, Tues) works for CheekyButlers.com. I think he was my butler at a friends drinks party. hes very hot. Ill date him next time! Helen, London DoeS any young man find size 16 upwards sexy any more? Im struggling to find one! Where are you? Laura, London Ive discovered a free form of power plate. Stand on the Central line without holding on, then clench your buttocks and tighten your thighs. Genius and, like I said, free! Fountainpen, E11 So tired last night that I scanned my front door with an oyster card to gain entry. Can anyone top that? Sleepwalker, London DoeS anyone else feel the need to sing, When the crowd say Bo Selecta when the lady announces r-v-1 on the bus to Waterloo? Craig D, Bow GemmA (Txts, Mon): I think someone is telling porkies. I work at Cannon Street station and we dont have an announcer called John! (Txts, Tue). reveal your true self. Snydie, London GemmA: dont listen to the opportunist from yesterday. Im the Cannon St announcer. really, I deserve a freakin radio show, lets start a campaign for that! CSA, London SeCreT ADmIrer (Txts, Fri): I got told I looked beautiful this morning by a stranger in Tesco. made my day. especially as no make-up on! Michelle, Watford mISS GreY (Txts, Fri): my shouldnt but so would is rhys Ifans -- or if hes busy that night David essex and a time machine will do. Queenie, Dalston GArY (Txts, Tues): your text about an amnesty for kidnappers across europe is the most ridiculous statement ever printed. No one took you seriously, surely? Allan, E1 GArY: who are you hiding in your basement? Natalie, SW4 GreAT idea Gary, then afterwards we could have a terror-free day where all the nasty terrorists get free entry to Alton Towers! Kev, W6 GArY: great idea for those loved ones who spend every second of every day wondering. Surely better to have them back. Louise, SE26 Shhh (Txts, Tues): theres a man sitting next to me on train who keeps humming. Id rather sit next to you with your noisy London Lite page-turning any day of the week! Monica, DA7 Should Lady Scotland quit? SO, TV wildlife expert Chris Packham thinks the giant panda should be left to die out. Many other species are under threat but Chris isnt advocating their extinction. He is just after publicity. Dino, Esher LETS pull the plug on Chris Packham. He should be thrown out into the wild and left to survive. Hmm, how would he do? Thomas L, London I DONT want my children to grow up never knowing what a panda is. These creatures are beautiful and the world would be a poorer place without them. Laura, Camberwell IT IS our responsibility to protect species of animals that are endangered. Man causes so much damage -- its only fair we do something good. James C, Putney I reALLY admire David rowe (Lite, Tues). It takes a lot of courage to stand there with a sandwich board trying to get work, unlike thousands of people who use the recession as an excuse not to find a job. Best of luck to him in his search. John, London SuGABABeS remind me of Triggers broom in only Fools And horses: Ive had the same broom for 20 years. Its had 17 new heads and 14 new handles! Cassie, Finsbury Park Another thing Is Boris right on C-charge? Does Jade make a great Sugababe? Is it right to let pandas die out? Getitoff your txtYour mobile moans To be considered for publication, texts must be submitted with name and address or postcode. Please restrict messages to 25 WORDS. Thanks. >>Text TELLUS to 65800 followed by a space and your messageeach text costs 25p plus standard network charges >>Text LL TELLUS to 65400 Terms apply. See thisislondon.co.uk/lite Y OU couldnt have made this up. Lady Scotland should practise what she preaches and set an example by resigning for hiring an illegal immigrant as her housekeeper. Attorney General, its time to collect your P45! Frank, London SHE WONT even notice the 5,000 fine that has been imposed. Thats less than a days charges for someone at a leading law firm. A real deterrent would be if she lost her job -- she is, after all, supposed to be our nations top law officer. If any of us ended up in the dock, we could expect to be told ignorance of the law is no defence. But it seems to be one rule for us and another for her. Alex, London JOE PUBLIC commits crimes but the powers that be make inadvertent mistakes. These people make me sick. Roberta, north London BARONESS SCOTLAND and those around her seem to be just making up the rules as they go along. Typical public sector workers -- they dont have a clue how it works in the real world. Rosie, Stratford WHY the thirst for retribution? She made a mistake and if she learns from it, then she will surely be better qualified to do her job. H Ahir, Camden HOPEFULLY the baroness will realise she enacted a ridiculous law. Labour pandered to the Right by creating an utterly unfair requirement on employers. I bet they thought it was harmless until it blew up in their face! Every- thing this Government touches is a disaster. Tom, Hammersmith BARONESS SCOTLAND only fired her cleaner after the press made it public. If there hadnt been an expos she could well have con- tinued breaking the law in pure ignorance. Is this the sort of intelligence we want at the top of our Government? Bryan, London Textpoll Q: Should we cut our nuclear deterrent? 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