SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Tuesday, 22 September 2009 25 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.25 The Accidental Husband. Romantic comedy, starring Uma Thurman and Colin Firth. Disaster Movie. A group of misfits battles to save the Earth from a series of natural disasters. Spoof comedy, starring Matt Lanter and Vanessa Minnillo. 9.45 Bangkok Dangerous. A hitman travels to Thailand to murder four people, but falls for a deaf girl. Action thriller, starring Nicolas Cage and Shahkrit Yamnarm. 11.25 Outpost. Horror, starring Ray Stevenson. 6.25 Hot Rod. A would-be daredevil motorcyclist raises money for his stepfathers operation. Sex And The City. Fashion-mad journalist Carrie prepares for her wedding, but her fianc is starting to get cold feet. With Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon. Good Luck Chuck. A single man is cursed so any woman he sleeps with will meet her perfect partner soon afterwards. With Dane Cook. 6.00 The Kingdom. With Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner and Chris Cooper. Predator 2. A tough cop is locked in a life-or-death struggle with a ruthless alien that kills for sport. With Danny Glover, Bill Paxton, Gary Busey and Maria Conchita Alonso. Sudden Death. A former fireman battles to stop terrorists who have kidnapped the US vice president. With Jean-Claude Van and Powers Boothe. 11.55 Mr Brooks 6.30 TMNT. Animation, with the voices of Sarah Michelle Gellar and Patrick Stewart. National Treasure: Book Of Secrets. An archaeologist sets out to clear an ancestor of involvement in Abraham Lincolns assassination. Adventure sequel, starring Nicolas Cage and Helen Mirren. 10.10 Jurassic Park III. Dr Alan Grant is lured to a dinosaur-infested island by parents searching for their missing son. Adventure sequel, with Sam Neill. 11.50 Nancy Drew 5.45 Beaches. With Bette Midler, Barbara Hershey, John Heard and Mayim Bialik. The Preachers Wife. An angel is sent to help a preacher regain his faith, but falls for the churchmans wife. With Whitney Houston, Denzel Washington, Courtney B Vance, Justin Pierre Edmund and Lionel Richie. 10.10 Elizabeth: The Golden Age. Elizabeth I wrestles with her feelings for Sir Walter Raleigh while facing war with Spain. With Cate Blanchett and Clive Owen. 5.35 Awake 7.15 Shutter. A photographer suspects the ghost of a woman he killed in a car accident is haunting him. With Joshua Jackson and Rachael Taylor. Jumper. A young man who discovers he can teleport is hunted down by a secret society. With Hayden Christensen and Samuel L Jackson. 10.40 Awake. A man undergoing heart surgery regains consciousness during the operation. With Hayden Christensen. 5.40 Speed Racer. Action adventure, starring Emile Hirsch and Christina Ricci. The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor. A family of explorers battles an evil Chinese Emperor who has been resurrected. Action adventure sequel, with Brendan Fraser and Jet Li. American Pie 2. The hapless teenagers hope to broaden their sexual horizons over the course of a summer. Comedy sequel, with Jason Biggs and Chris Klein. 11.50 The Heartbreak Kid Blade Runner: The Final Cut. In a bleak future Los Angeles a detective is sent to kill a group of renegade androids. Sci-fi thriller, starring Harrison Ford and Rutger Hauer. PS I Love You. A widow receives a series of encouraging letters her husband sent to her before he died. Romantic drama, starring Hilary Swank, Gerard Butler and Lisa Kudrow. 11.10 American Gangster. Crime drama, starring Denzel Washington. 6.50 Best Friends. Two screenwriters discover they work better as lovers than as husband and wife. Romantic comedy, starring Burt Reynolds, Goldie Hawn and Ron Silver. Dark City. An amnesiac wakes up next to a dead woman and finds himself pursued through a futuristic metropolis. Sci-fi thriller, starring Rufus Sewell, William Hurt and Kiefer Sutherland. Mad Dog And Glory. Comedy drama, starring Robert De Niro and Uma Thurman. 6.45 Le Divorce. An American woman heads for Paris to offer support to her newly-single, pregnant stepsister. Romantic comedy, starring Kate Hudson and Naomi Watts. Night At The Museum. A nightwatchman at a museum discovers the exhibits come to life and run riot once night falls. Comedy adventure, starring Ben Stiller, Dick Van Dyke, Robin Williams and Carla Gugino. 11.10 La Vie Rve Des Anges. French drama, starring lodie Bouchez. 6.10 Cradle Will Rock. Drama, starring Hank Azaria and John Cusack. 8.25 Margot At The Wedding. A writer attends her sisters wedding, and stirs up conflict within the family. Comedy drama, starring Nicole Kidman. High Fidelity. A record shop owner tracks down his old flames to work out why his relationships always fail. Romantic comedy, starring John Cusack and Iben Hjejle. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm katie price, 8pm, itV2 Lynda La plante, 9pm, itV3 america Ferrera, 9pm, e4 Jimmy carr, 10pm, Virgin1 Bear Grylls, 10pm, discovery donal macintyre, 10pm, eden skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn 1.00 Live ICC Champions Trophy Cricket. South Africa v Sri Lanka. The opening match of the one-day competition is the Group B encounter from SuperSport Park in Centurion, South Africa. Spanish Football. Racing Santander v Barcelona. Action from the Estadio El Sardinero. 6.30 Revista De La Liga. Highlights. Live Carling Cup Football. Leeds United v Liverpool (kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from the third-round tie at Elland Road, where the sides meet for the first time since 2004. Poker Million. Action from the fourth heat of the tournament in London, featuring Andy Greekfish, Lee Watkinson, Marco Traniello, Paul Zimbler, Liam Flood and Adam Carey. BMX Series. From Copenhagen. Live Greyhound Racing. The East Anglian Derby Grand Final. This evenings meeting at Yarmouth Stadium. Charlie Lister has trained nine dogs to victory in this prestigious event, with his most recent coming last year with Ninja Jamie. Sports Unlimited. Offbeat activities. Davis Cup Tennis. Highlights of a World Group semi-final match. Ladies European Tour Golf. The Open de France. From Le Golf dArras in Calais. European Seniors Tour Golf. The Casa Serena Open. From Prague in the Czech Republic. Bowls. The Perth International. Highlights from the Mosman Park Bowling Club in Australia, where 16 of the worlds leading players were in attendance. Asian Tour Golf. The Macau Open. The recent event at the Macau Golf & Country Club. 6.10 Athletics 7.15 Boxing. Joseph Agbeko v Vic Darchinyan. Boxing. Souleymane Mbaye v Colin Lynes. Action from the bout for the vacant European Light Welterweight title at the Palais des Sport Marcel Cerdan in Levallois-Perret, France. Freeride Spirit 10.15 Inside WTCC 10.45 World Series By Renault 11.15 Motorsports Weekend Eurogoals. European football action. 6.15 Bundesliga Review Show Russian Premier League Football. Lokomotiv Moscow v FC Moscow. Russian Premier League Football. CSKA Moscow v Dinamo Moscow. Serie A Weekly Round- Up. Highlights. Eredivisie Review Show. The latest round of fixtures from the Dutch top flight. Russian Premier League Football Serie A Weekly Round- Up. Highlights. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. The family visits Brazil. The Simpsons. Homer enrols in clown college. A Town Called Eureka. Tess receives an offer from Australia. Last in the series. House. The medic tries to diagnose a ballerina whose lungs suddenly collapsed. Justin Lee Collins: Ten Pin Bowler. The presenter turns his hand to ten pin bowling. Law And Order. A doctor is mistakenly killed in place of a fellow physician. Star Trek: Voyager. Part one of two. The crew suffers from amnesia. With Donny Most. Moonlight. Mick meets a woman who bears a strange resemblance to Coralline. Chuck. A group of villains plan to create their own Intersect. 8 Out Of 10 Cats. Topical panel show. 8 Out Of 10 Cats. Topical panel show. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright strange. Doctor Who. With Michelle Collins and David Tennant. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Underage And Pregnant Underage And Pregnant Dont Tell The Bride. A father-of-two plans the perfect wedding. EastEnders How Not To Live Your Life. With Dan Clark. Family Guy 11.20 Family Guy 11.50 Dont Tell The Bride World News Today Tales From The Green Valley A History Of Scotland. The Churchs role in promoting Robert the Bruces campaign Tweed. Designer Deryck Walker considers the future of tweed. Last in the series. Scotland On Screen. Alan Cumming tours the locations of famous Scottish movies. Rab C Nesbitt. Comedy, starring Gregor Fisher. Early Doors. Ken holds a quiz night. Primeval. Cutter and Stephen enter another dimension to rescue an 11-year-old girl. What Katie Did Next. Katie Price attends a vow renewal ceremony as maid of honour. Jack Osbourne: Celebrity Adrenaline Junkie. A two-day dog-sledding expedition. The Island. An inhabitant of a biosphere discovers the society is a mask for more sinister activities. Sci-fi thriller, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. 6.55 Wycliffe. An amateur flautist apparently commits suicide. Jack Shepherd stars. Agatha Christies Poirot. The sleuth accompanies a precious cargo to New York. Profiling -- Lynda La Plante. The career of the successful novelist, actor and screenwriter. The Commander II. Part one of two. Blake comes under fire when details of her relationship with an ex-con come out during an official inquiry. 11.40 The Commander II Magics Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed. How illusionists perform baffling tricks. Minder. Arthur becomes involved with a gambler who promptly dies. With George Cole. Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. Oz finds himself back in England after a night of heavy drinking. 10.05 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. Oz turns vigilante. Classic comedy, starring Kevin Whately. 11.10 Falling Down. Thriller, starring Michael Douglas and Robert Duvall. Hollyoaks. Ged threatens to kill Archie. How I Met Your Mother. With Josh Radnor. Friends. Rachels sister looks after Emma. Friends. Greg Kinnear guest stars. Ugly Betty. A video tribute gets Betty into trouble. Starring America Ferrera. Running In Heels Running In Heels RuPauls Drag Race. The contestants take on an Oprah Winfrey challenge. Relocation, Relocation. A Hertfordshire couple hope to find a venue for their new business. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. Break In And Make My Day! Documentary. Location, Location, Location. Helping prospective buyers in Oxfordshire. True Stories: Pray The Devil Back To Hell. How religious protestors were able to bring peace to Liberia. Location, Location, Location Ghost Whisperer. Melinda encounters a restless ghost who was buried in the wrong grave. Americas Next Top Model. The 13 finalists move into the New York loft apartment. Ghost Whisperer. A popular soap opera visits Grandview to film an episode. Medium. Allison wakes up under a freeway overpass, with no clue as to how she got there. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A murder is committed at a cinema. Last Of The Summer Wine 7.40 Steptoe And Son. Harolds long-lost brother turns up. 8.20 Yes Minister. Hacker is kept in the dark. Fawlty Towers. Basil tries to upgrade his clientele. 9.40 Fawlty Towers. Classic comedy, starring John Cleese. 10.20 The Royle Family. Dave is accused of flirting. The Royle Family. Comedy, starring Caroline Aherne. 11.40 The Black Adder Murder, She Wrote. Jessica teams up with a Russian detective. With Angela Lansbury. Murdoch Mysteries. A plot to kill a British prince is uncovered. The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. Havers returns to work and is forced to confront demons from her past when the team investigate the case of a woman murdered with a shotgun. 10.50 Silent Witness. Sams loyalties are tested. Amanda Burton and William Gaminara star. The King Of Queens. With Kevin James. The King Of Queens. With Jerry Stiller. Scrubs. A patient faces an agonising decision. Scrubs. Dick Van Dyke guest stars. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. Jon Cryer stars. South Park. Adult animation. Sex And The City. With Cynthia Nixon. 11.05 Sex And The City. With Kim Cattrall. 11.40 Two And A Half Men Burn Notice. Michael helps a woman tricked by a con artist. Jeffrey Donovan stars. NCIS. A suspected drug-smuggler is apparently killed by his own dog. Family Guy. Lois becomes a singer. American Dad! Dexter. The forensics expert tries to outwit Miguel Prado. Crime drama, starring Michael C Hall. 11.05 Nip/Tuck. Sean tries to regain his lost youth by having a relationship with Eden. Knight Rider. Mike is poisoned and has only three hours before his nervous system shuts down. Medium. Allison dreams about a haunted house and knocking down a girl with her car. Warehouse 13. Pete and Myka investigate an entire towns unusual behaviour. Jurassic Park. A tycoon creates genetically engineered dinosaurs, which escape and go on the rampage. Action adventure, starring Sam Neill, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum. Mythbusters. Two experiments inspired by Pirates of the Caribbean. How Do They Do It? How Its Made. Carburettors. Deadliest Catch. Three weeks of long hours and horrendous conditions cause tempers to fray. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Survival skills that would be useful in Texas. Chop Shop. Part one of two. Jools Holland commissions a car. Seconds From Disaster. The Washington air disaster of 1982. Nazi Art Theft. The destruction of European art during the rule of Hitler. World War II: The Apocalypse. Slave labour in Nazi-occupied France. Richard Hammonds Engineering Connections. The construction of HMS Illustrious. Americas Hardest Prisons. Inside Oak Park Heights in Minnesota. Battles BC. A battle between the Egyptians and the Hittites. Warriors. Exploring the guerilla tactics used by the Alamo Scouts. Weird Weapons: The Axis. The most unusual tactics developed by the Axis powers. The Universe. Series exploring the greatest secrets of the heavens. Battles BC. A battle between the Egyptians and the Hittites. Antiques Roadshow. First of two editions from Renishaw Hall, Derbyshire. Who Do You Think You Are? Actor Barbara Windsor traces her family tree. Inventions That Changed The World. The development of the telephone. Their Finest Hour. The seafarers and shipbuilders of the Second World War. Antiques Roadshow. First of two editions from Renishaw Hall, Derbyshire. The Simple Life The Simple Life Marathon Love. A woman learns to walk and talk after spending seven months in a coma. Party Mamas Party Mamas Little Miss Perfect. A pageant veteran with more than 12 titles to her name takes on a first-timer. Marathon Love. A woman learns to walk and talk after spending seven months in a coma. Castle In The Country Castle In The Country Heir Hunters. A homeless man who left no will. Coast. Oliver finds an eyewitness account of the Battle of Trafalgar. Who Do You Think You Are? David Dickinson explores his Armenian heritage. Traffic Cops. Chasing youths who commit car crimes. Jamie Theakston narrates. Congo. Investigating the three great apes that live in the region -- gorillas and bonobos. 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